I wish I could understand what the fuck is going on.

Woke up with my head spinning.

sneezing in 2004 was just different, man

I run with the ones who take licks. Hit the ground 7 times, get up 8..

Sorry our jokes on here are disruptive to your super duper smart big boy political echo chamber You better get back to replying to that Think Piece a shitty journalist linked to

Melt me 'til my brain turns to rubbish

Me, with no evidence whatsoever, “omg she hates me”

I read the news today, oh boy (Use whenever applicable)

Maybe I was just jealous it’s the Beastie Boys.

my pillow pet is a big ass bag of weed

who up casting evil spells

Girl i wanna motorboat your personality

These grocery prices are actually traumatic.

Waking up one primal scream at a time.

Maybe being slowly shredded by a supermassive black hole feels good to the star before it becomes nothing

I feel like a sim. Everything is on fire and all I can do is point and gasp

Just a girl obsessed with the moon.

How did username: thiccdick get past my block finger?

Actually got a decent moon pic this morning:

This moon's got me in a mood Che la Luna youtu.be/6q-7oI_h5t8?...

Say what you will about the Welsh, they broke my GPS

"Unpopular opinion..." and it's the most popular opinion ever.

Sometimes I hate this body

That's "Cosmo's moon" out there! youtu.be/EAU4pf0uhoY?...

One thing about me, if I'm going down, I'm going down swinging.

Imagine having a new supervisor try to write you up, but your employee response is so brutal they decide not to put in the write-up. Fafo. *cue Rocky theme*

November is gathering darkness, a time to draw the curtains and summon your ghosts, to paint yourself red and gold and go party in the underworld

if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude

I think my mental levee has broken.

Don't blow smoke up my ass and tell me it's windy.

The world needs people like us, people who get lost in the music, people who write poetry in the early morning hours, people who never give up on dreams, people who know that love is the answer.

I love a full beaver (moon).

You don’t go to school to become a warlock. That’s something you’re either born with or you just don’t have

I know you have a lot of followers, but I just can't follow back if all you do is repost news posts.

I've been crowned Queen of the Strongly-Worded Email.

If my personal data is so valuable why can everyone sell it but me?

Daydreamy clouds

The northeast, keeping the dream alive.

Just gotta make it through the day, I say to myself for the 5739th day in a row.

Yo the internet is fucked

Ah, full moon tomorrow, that tracks.

That was a fuckin doozy of a day.

It's like Lord of the Flies up in here today.

against my better judgment i still have pride in my work

Is 9:17 am too early to bury my face in Bob Evans mac and cheese and just root around like a beast?

if i die on a hill i expect you to roll me down in a tire jackass style