Hepzibah
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moonchild with a head full of spider songs
it will find you when it can
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Sometimes I just need to randomly growl at things
2 days ago
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Time to dissociate *gets on the subway*
4 days ago
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If you hover your mouse over the shit emoji in Teams, a box pops up that reads, āpile of poo.ā Ok, bye.
4 days ago
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TFW you and your friend all night have been commenting on how the bartender looks like Meatloaf, and someone has just put āBat Out of Hellā on the jukebox
14 days ago
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Frankly, at this point in my life Iām not bothered that an entity sits on the windowsill in my bedroom at night and flicks its tail at me before revealing itself as a paralysis demonā¦I find little joy in getting out of bed anyway.
19 days ago
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Idk man, some of these piles of shit out here in the park are way too big to have come from any dogā¦
about 1 month ago
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Belligerently tired this morning
about 2 months ago
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itās snowing outside, so take your pants off and stay a while
about 2 months ago
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laura ! āā“ļøĖļ½”ā
about 2 months ago
I think we should add an 8th day of the week just for sleeping
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open.spotify.com/track/25tMAv...
I donāt wanna tie you down or fence you in the lines I mightāve drawn
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Looks like Rain - Live, February, 1978
https://open.spotify.com/track/25tMAvFwYe3wmtw9rjSrej?si=rkOEmC9jRMCpLjkebQ8fJg
about 2 months ago
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open.spotify.com/track/1pcTKJ...
thank you for the music, rip and all my love
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Jack Straw - Live at Baltimore Civic Center, September 17, 1972
https://open.spotify.com/track/1pcTKJYyFX6DehHksr0ZmO?si=6Eq86ST2QjSnO-cDPXAROQ
about 2 months ago
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open.spotify.com/track/0O7CvW...
the music in heaven tonight is so good
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Black-Throated Wind - Live at Baltimore Civic Center, September 17, 1972
https://open.spotify.com/track/0O7CvWNJPUN5JKeUmcz9t0?si=6olHuE5pRGahF3J4oiuLdA
about 2 months ago
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lots of cheeses
3 months ago
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Weāre going and weāre going and you just gotta go, you know?
3 months ago
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Thursday is leg cramp night
3 months ago
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The Bearminator
3 months ago
Always the dummy, never the ventriloquist.
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debbshock
4 months ago
true
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'droš°
4 months ago
I've run the numbers, and the best thing I can do for family, friends, and the planet is die
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Iād totally watch a remake of Weekend at Bernieās with Christoph Waltz as Bernie
4 months ago
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debbshock
4 months ago
it's crazy, their tears really do taste like champagne
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A lovely little pigeon loaf from the park this morning. 10/10
4 months ago
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lil dude picked his nose with this collar
4 months ago
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Did someone say pizza?
4 months ago
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Alicia
4 months ago
In an ideal world, peopleās outsides would match their insides.
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It's Abby. Yep
4 months ago
Maybe the trouble started when we started referring to those we report to at work as "superiors"
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I donāt know who needs to hear this, but if youāre that grossed out by toilet seats that you have to hover and subsequently pee all over them, then itās you, youāre the problemā¦
5 months ago
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Blather Wince Repeat
6 months ago
Keep your friends close and your enemies heart medication.
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BlobStar
6 months ago
Go home hummingbird, you're drunk
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Octopus/Caveman
8 months ago
How Ozzy was greeted in heaven
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Gįµ£ābāāāWāāāāā
8 months ago
I may not be your cup of tea, but Iāll still burn your tongue.
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debbshock
9 months ago
have you taken your meds have you eaten something have you made an offering to the ancient god that lives in the pit
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Amy
9 months ago
waking up from a nightmare into a nightmare should be illegal
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Marc
9 months ago
You can't take it with you when you go, so leave no love left unspoken and no ice cream in the fridge.
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KnewNicšš¼š§
9 months ago
Just sprained my finger scrolling all the way down to my birth year.
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Welp, just had my yearly review in work and I still donāt make enough money to afford my commute to said job, but the guy who sells bootleg perfume out of the park told me Iām beautiful so I have that going for meā¦
9 months ago
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Toby šµšø
9 months ago
Initially, people are critical of me for shouting at ducks, but they soon realise theyāre words of encouragement
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The catalpas are blooming
9 months ago
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Matryoshka
9 months ago
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andy vs.
10 months ago
Wednesday is short for jfc it's only wednesday
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Riding through the Meadowlands on my way to work, I like to play a game where I try to count as many Red Winged Blackbirds I see. So far Iām up to 8!
10 months ago
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Sunday makes me wonder sometimes
10 months ago
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Happy Valentineās Day ā¤ļøāØ
about 1 year ago
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Friday = Cryday Friday just isnāt complete without at least two cries before lunch and a good snot-filled huffing sob by the end of the day, cheers
about 1 year ago
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but the voice in my head knows me so well
about 1 year ago
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Iām gutted. RIP David Lynch.
about 1 year ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 year ago
If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
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Idle
over 1 year ago
Caligulaās orgies but instead of sins of the flesh it was 60% off brand name electronics.
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sorry that Iām me
over 1 year ago
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