Shenanigans
@shenanigans.bsky.social
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20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised 20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
over 2 years ago
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
6 days ago
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I Left My Phone In A Rental Car 500 Miles From Home And All I Got Was This Lousy Tshirt (skeeted from my iPad)
1 day ago
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Pessimus Prime
3 days ago
I cannot think of a situation that requires Five Guys. Five guys is too many guys
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More like Lack Friday (because I lack funds lmao get it)
3 days ago
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Brosephine Wires
about 1 year ago
I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
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It wouldn't be thanksgiving without a super smash bros tournament that ends in cursing
4 days ago
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This time it was my razor
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5 days ago
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I've simply never had a bad opinion about pie or anything else
6 days ago
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the hype
6 days ago
"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
6 days ago
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jolly mr. cannoli
7 days ago
i was visited by the 3 ghosts of christmas and i have decided i am going to become the grink
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Ken Klippenstein
10 days ago
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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It really do be that way sometimes
10 days ago
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cait (and adonis)
11 days ago
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
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When all else fails, mac and cheese delivers
12 days ago
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Incredible things happening on facebook as usual
13 days ago
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the hype
13 days ago
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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[me yesterday] "It's just rain, it isn't even cold enough to snow yet" you fool. You IMBECILE now look what you've done
13 days ago
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Hey does anybody know what to do
10 months ago
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I love the one day a year it rains in California because I get to watch my neighbors slosh down to the corner store in sandals and no raincoat and marvel at us as a population
15 days ago
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d.ly
16 days ago
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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Truly a horrible time to be literate
about 2 months ago
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Shit's fucked so I'm going to watch videos of babies laughing at dogs until I fall asleep
20 days ago
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jolly mr. cannoli
20 days ago
i'm a veteran of the first and second woke wars
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Tyler, from the Internet
21 days ago
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
29 days ago
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born miserable
22 days ago
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Just going to keep posting until it happens
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
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Ygrene
23 days ago
no i do not want to “give feedback on my purchase” i want to watch the movie Legend again for the first time at an impressionable age
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Martin Rosner
23 days ago
Diva down (financially)
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dan mentos
24 days ago
[hot ones] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
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Yeah I guess you could say I'm kind of a sick freak (enjoy a little pulp in my orange juice)
25 days ago
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Pru
25 days ago
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
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Steven (with a PH)
25 days ago
Everybody wants to celebrate the boys being back in town, nobody wants to examine the circumstances that forced the boys to leave in the first place.
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Languishing! At the grocery store
25 days ago
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Davis Bickford
about 2 months ago
I'm so over breaking news. How about some fixing news.
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illumi
26 days ago
Rudy Giuliani today
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Sometimes it's nice to be a piece of shit Californian
27 days ago
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Jessica Valenti
27 days ago
what a night
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Zohran Mamdani won the same day Dick Cheney died and I think that's beautiful
27 days ago
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It's time to lib out I fear
27 days ago
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ
27 days ago
me: I think we should talk him: ...about what? me: I have a confession him: a real confession or one of your confessions? me: my least favorite potato is mashed him: you always do this
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Emily
27 days ago
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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KAFUI 🇬🇭
29 days ago
Just saw a take in the Discover Feed so horrifying that that I began to rend my flesh and issue forth screams that I, at first, did not recognize as my own voice.
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Micah
29 days ago
by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
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"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
29 days ago
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Rob DenBleyker
about 1 month ago
we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?" the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
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Something that will never stop making me angry is doctors using the bmi on 6 year olds and telling them to lose weight
about 1 month ago
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The mods said if you dislike my posts I can arrest you
about 1 month ago
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Kip Conlon
about 1 month ago
Speaks poorly of Doc he could never cure Sneezy.
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