Hello, I love you, here is a sprig of lavender and a shiny thing I found near a stump

Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy

Choosing to pretend I’m not coming down with something and cleaning my house. That’s why I’m sweating! Just a vigorous tidying! That’s all!

Hello friend

I have very few close friends because some are off-put by my conversations with local crows and ravens

We can't give up now. ❄️

The algorithm would really like me to slice up an orange and dry it in the oven all day to make Christmas decorations and it just might win.

Celestial

Me being friendly

The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.

some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you

You could try to hug me but I’ve been known to burst into a frantic cloud of moths

Forming an inelegant “hello” in uncanny tones to haunt passersby just like my idol—A raven

Forming an inelegant “hello” in uncanny tones to haunt passersby just like my idol—A raven

Sometimes I think I don’t know how to flirt but I did show a girl at the Renaissance Faire a picture of an especially fluffy bumblebee I saw so you tell me

Celestial

Ahh, my favorite

Hello I am drinking

It’s out!!! Go listen! Request it for FREE at libraries! Get it from Libro FM (and support a local bookstore) or use your Audible credits! Or just pretend you did all that and tell me I’m pretty

You could try to hug me but I’ve been known to burst into a frantic cloud of moths

Is it soliciting if I just want to see if they have cool moths under their porch lights?

not a first responder, not a second responder, but a secret third responder

Relevant

She’s not your crush she is a tree charmed to life by a forest witch that we think lives near here but have never seen.

Ready

I’ve been asked to make my chocolate chip banana bread for an event, so back to baking I shall go

Is sunflower dress still legal in autumn

one of the funniest hypotheticals that jeff from basilisk has ever asked of me. lmk if you see the vision here:

I have loved every ghostly apparition you’ve sent to my door, have you enjoyed the dire omens I’ve sent in return?

Did you need to be in close contact with red autumn leaves?

Would you still love me if I was the metallic glint of a dagger moving quickly in the moonlight

I mean, look, Pikachu unless Ron has a gun and is downwind? I don’t really know anything about him so idk how likely that’d be

Need to be feared by the townsfolk but also rest my head on someone’s shoulder for a quick nap

Did you need to be in close contact with red autumn leaves?

I’m not. As a child, I was left to my own devices starting very young, so I remember being very afraid, but of other things, not so much the dark.

You can’t have a crush on me, I’m just a dagger gripped tightly, just a slight shake of the hands.

I want what everyone wants, a lover who would not hesitate to plunge a dagger into my heart when I succumb to an ancient darkness I’ve let consume me to save the forest under my protection

It’s me, your vaguely ominous internet acquaintance who you’re pretty sure is in the woods somewhere

Idk not doing much, ask if you’d like: ngl.link/jamberee132

Accidentally moved while taking a photo of a weirdly lit church tonight and I think it’s sort of cool

Ahh, my favorite

Yes pls. Follow witch lights. Not for any specific reason it just seems like a fun idea.

It's ok to listen to the little voice in your head. The one telling you to slow down. The one telling you to follow witch-lights through misty woodlands to the court of the ancient forest gods, draped in moss and gloom.

Skeletal tree hand reaching up into the stars

Come into the woods, it’s perfectly safe

Ok there are things I did wrong but I made homemade whipped cream to cover the mistakes and put a lot of strawberries on it. Next time I’ll get it!

Attempting to make a pavlova when I’ve never seen or tasted one before (my child got a Bluey cook book)

Tits or ass? Bro, she has changed the way my blood moves in my veins. I can see that the wind seems to wrap around her, weaving through her hair like loving fingers. The roots of trees seem to shift to clear her path in the forest. Birds quiet when she speaks, as though listening

Went on a date with her last week