don't be envious of my ability to communicate with the masses

Everyone knows me around the office. "Working hard or hardly working?!" I always say. Hah! LOL. they hate me

Looking forward to learning less about people.

You're all very beautiful. And magical. Go, you.

Finished listening from Blink 1 to Blink 181, so I can enjoy Blink 182. I have no idea what day it is let along time.

they hate us when they can’t control us

life saving gravy packs I got you

free carbonated waters

"OMG I saw two men kissing on a channel I chose to watch on New Year's Eve!" Grow The Fuck Up

it's becoming increasingly harder to ignore the blatant hatred most of my neighbors have for anyone who didn't grow up Christian and white are flaming poop bags ok?

I just be saying stupid shit. Yall wild for following me and I love you all for that.

preparing for another long day of sin pray for my lost soul cause I'm a fag hag

people who need to feel special for simply existing love Christianity

had to tell someone that Andy Cohen is gay

if you're a homophobe in 2026 please just yeet yourself off the planet you're not gonna make it

finished stranger things

Did it summarize the fact that it sucks?

my resolution is to stop shit posting and to start HEART posting 🖕🏼

whoever’s in charge of cleaning up this house better get they ass over here stat

my Beck, my Zach, my Busey, and my Brak

2025 is almost over but have no fear because 2026 will be just as bad - inspirational

if I don't skeet my dick will fall off

Another Christmas has passed and still no Mothman plushie for me

I imported my contacts for blocking purposes only.

I have learned to say I love you without hesitation when I mean it. I mean it more often than I thought possible. It is not a contract a burden a weight to carry. It is a promise that in that moment I am thinking of them and they matter. It is a reminder that I see them.

They're singing Deck The Halls But it's not like Christmas at all 'Cause I remember when you were here And all the fun we had last year

The point was to make fun of bigots like Archie and point out their ignorance, not applaud it.

I thought Madeline Stowe was really deaf for most of my life

r.i.p. to Meathead

What would Jesus do? call you a fool

I love that we all just post about how much we all hate that piece of shit and we all know who we mean. I hate that we always have so much reason to post about that piece of shit, though.

I would taste so bitter to Pennywise cause he stays cracking me up

Goodnight moon “Goodnight drunk raccoon”

When someone dies if your first thought is, well I didn't agree with their politics, then maybe you need to touch some grass.

updating the list of people I won't piss on if they're on fire

I want a vaccine that wards off stupid people

if I don't shit post I may spontaneously combust

the best time to shitpost is when I'm awake

can we stop the bread and milk jokes when it snows? they were never funny and even less so when it has been repeated for a decade maybe we should stock up on butter instead. Chew on that in the cold.

I don't have anything funny to say about how fucked up everything is, and that was basically my last coping mechanism, so now I'm just quiet and sad, and disappointed in how we got here, and how people I know cheered the arrival of this terrible now

still clinging to the fact my 8 yr old told me one of my jokes yesterday had good format

Not an introvert, not an extrovert, but a verted third thing

I love waffles. Fuck pancakes!!

it's always the men who have never been hot that think women stop being hot over the age of 32 whatever you say, Sloth.

I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.

may you be as cozy as my pupper

My toe nail fell off for those invested

not feeling very fergalicious lately