finished stranger things

Did it summarize the fact that it sucks?

my resolution is to stop shit posting and to start HEART posting 🖕🏼

whoever’s in charge of cleaning up this house better get they ass over here stat

my Beck, my Zach, my Busey, and my Brak

2025 is almost over but have no fear because 2026 will be just as bad - inspirational

if I don't skeet my dick will fall off

Another Christmas has passed and still no Mothman plushie for me

I imported my contacts for blocking purposes only.

I have learned to say I love you without hesitation when I mean it. I mean it more often than I thought possible. It is not a contract a burden a weight to carry. It is a promise that in that moment I am thinking of them and they matter. It is a reminder that I see them.

They're singing Deck The Halls But it's not like Christmas at all 'Cause I remember when you were here And all the fun we had last year

The point was to make fun of bigots like Archie and point out their ignorance, not applaud it.

I thought Madeline Stowe was really deaf for most of my life

r.i.p. to Meathead

What would Jesus do? call you a fool

I love that we all just post about how much we all hate that piece of shit and we all know who we mean. I hate that we always have so much reason to post about that piece of shit, though.

I would taste so bitter to Pennywise cause he stays cracking me up

Goodnight moon “Goodnight drunk raccoon”

When someone dies if your first thought is, well I didn't agree with their politics, then maybe you need to touch some grass.

updating the list of people I won't piss on if they're on fire

I want a vaccine that wards off stupid people

if I don't shit post I may spontaneously combust

the best time to shitpost is when I'm awake

can we stop the bread and milk jokes when it snows? they were never funny and even less so when it has been repeated for a decade maybe we should stock up on butter instead. Chew on that in the cold.

I don't have anything funny to say about how fucked up everything is, and that was basically my last coping mechanism, so now I'm just quiet and sad, and disappointed in how we got here, and how people I know cheered the arrival of this terrible now

still clinging to the fact my 8 yr old told me one of my jokes yesterday had good format

Not an introvert, not an extrovert, but a verted third thing

I love waffles. Fuck pancakes!!

it's always the men who have never been hot that think women stop being hot over the age of 32 whatever you say, Sloth.

I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.

may you be as cozy as my pupper

My toe nail fell off for those invested

not feeling very fergalicious lately

if you didn't eat pumpkin pie for breakfast then why not

the beginning spark of my holiday season was seeing a Christmas Tree Cake inflatable

I can't fathom that people still lay in tanning beds in 2025

𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 mɏ ղαíl 𝐨𝐟𝐟 ᒪIKᗴ ᎽϴႮ 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝐢𝐭

you guys better be nice or I'll put you on my list of people who don't wash their asses

all cookies are shortbread cookies if you break them in half

“THE WICKER MAN” (1973) dir. Robin Hardy Edward Woodward, Ingrid Pitt, Britt Ekland, Diane Cilento, Christopher Lee 🎬 British Lion Films 🇬🇧

Defund Paw Patrol.

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

the perfect Christmas gift doesn't exi.....

in these times of doubt my toe nail needs support For just pennies a day you can restore a stranger's broken nail

well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour

please help me I'm crawling inside my skin

An eyelid, but for the butthole.