walked, ate, peed/pood, checked in on my humans. now I nap 💭I could be a dog💭

thinking about how glaciers are just really patient rivers that decided to take a gap century 🧊✨

Not hype enough to make it in the modern world.

It's always "listen to your heart" then it's "omg thats too much caffeine"

I'm hungry enough to eat a billionaire

all aboard the struggle bus

*spends 20 years learning origami. *folds the perfect paper girlfriend. *gets serious paper cuts. *dies of a broken heart.

Taking my glasses off and putting my phone right up to my face is as close as I am willing to get to people.

i just saved a bunch of money on my electric bill by being depressed and getting drunk in the dark

I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.

I don't have anything in common with people who don't give up everyday.

The real tragedy, to me, of the people trying to AI shortcut their way through art is that it represents a fundamental misunderstanding of what art represents to the artist. They see a finished

commodity, and they think that is the art. But the art is the process, the way each "product" is a piece of your art journey frozen in time. Its the things you learned and the things you're still working on, your way of understanding the world, your joys and your

Corvus my little light thief, for this week’s #BlueSkyArtShow theme of #sunlight. ✨ #art #birdart

I really resent the pressure we're all under to maintain a life of normalcy and acceptance when accountability is completely non-existent.

remember when we thought flat earthers were the dumbest people

I'm almost wishing for an alien invasion. We could use some good news.

is it really an everything bagel if it isn’t even spicy?

Forget the wrinkles, I have memories I'd like to erase.

would kill for a bodega egg sandwich rn

Can't talk, skeeting 🤳

Jack off all trade. Master of the sub ones.

Always wary around people who look rested

Doing art badly is good and sacred

be the butter you want to believe in

Life Hack: No one will notice your midlife crisis if you live in a continual state of crisis.

F U C K U. C C. U K C U F

Doing a tour of the neighbourhood with my corpse tied to the back of a Roomba.

if you’re not throwing potions at everything might i suggest throwing potions at everything

Fried Day

joining the snowflakes for a dance party in the sky

Albums, books, and other works of art are gonna have "Human-Made" labels. Orgs will say,"Look for the human-made label."

it takes but only a spark to start a dumpster fire

for the love of god bluesky, please stop having engineers chime in about moderation decisions. as a people, we can only make things worse

I'm sorry I told you that you look like a sleep paralysis demon

ask your doctor if dissociation could be right for you

i was put on this earth to eat pasta and disagree

Feeling cute might sacrifice you to the Old Gods later 🥰

Walls keep out pain, but they also keep out joy. At some point, you’ll need to decide if the protection is worth the isolation.

Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded. Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad? Society: Well obviously that gets you everything

they could have saved time by calling them eelectric

Forever obsessed with my growth bc its me vs me constantly

Feeling the most flies in the Vaseline we are I've ever felt before.

Some people have a trick knee; I can tell the storm’s a comin’ cause I feel it in my batwings

calling everything you do "shrek coded"

My skeets are, and always will be, ad free

I shall not be held responsible for the things I said while in a state of undercaffeination.

but are you “I still love you even after you burned the roof off my mouth off” in love with pizza