Tony
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artist and pizzatarian | he/him
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5 months ago
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Do you forget to take sensible bites around ppl or are you normal??
about 4 hours ago
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Cosmic Clau
about 7 hours ago
i got distracted and my coffee went cold but i drank it anyway and it tasted like sadness a memoir
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FROVO
about 8 hours ago
*grilling hotdogs* how many sandwiches do you want
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Pandy Fackler
1 day ago
This gummy tastes like I'm not getting out of my recliner for a while
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Jenny Doesnβt Know
about 8 hours ago
*reads post* That sounds like something Iβd say *looks at account* Oh, I did say it
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Deeny they/them
about 11 hours ago
Eating a corndog like its corn on the cob
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La Spaghettissima
about 9 hours ago
Would you like a piece of my pocket bacon?
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Coach Rusty
about 9 hours ago
after much consideration I have made the difficult decision to stay hydrated
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KnewNicππΌπ§
about 23 hours ago
Maybe the non sequiturs just wanna sequitur sometimes
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
about 18 hours ago
It's frankly disgraceful how much better cleaning up makes you feel
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Greg the Miller
5 days ago
posting and killing two birds with one stone (paraskeet)
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πππππ ππππππππ π
2 days ago
Please, do not forget that you earn 1.5xp in the weird part of the night
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Canadian Bacon
1 day ago
Floating down a lazy river for the rest of my life sounds great.
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Devi π
1 day ago
Men be like βIβm fighting demons no one knows aboutβ and itβs just about washing their ass
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Ghost Bird Lulu
about 24 hours ago
Whenever I feel a crush coming on, I remind myself of how I live & it snaps me back into reality.
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Another dope creek day. Coming back to swim here one day π
about 24 hours ago
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Marjorie James Keenan
2 days ago
depressed ninja has the heaviest sai
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lukelukeluke
1 day ago
βCan you explain this gap on your resume?β Yes I was being a merry fellow
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κ―±ΧΧ ΦΙΧΧ κΧΧ ΙΧΧ hΧΧ
1 day ago
step 1: make the coffee step 2: make the reskeets
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donni saphire
2 days ago
Eating angrily is one of the funniest ways to eat
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Γ¦mΙ
3 days ago
Every day I wake up and I choose violence* *oreos
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Indu Pillai
3 days ago
My dove eyes of yesterday died and were reborn as my owl eyes of today. Wisdom is so pricey.
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Gonna start pretending people are accomplishing goals instead of vague posting about a ball game π¦Ά
3 days ago
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Toby π΅πΈ
3 days ago
Iβve decided to seize tomorrow
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ππ₯π’ π§©
3 days ago
i can fuck off with the best of em
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Billhelm
5 days ago
Me on my deathbed: tell me you love me Husband, tearfully: I love you Me: haha i didnβt say βSimon saysβ *flatlines*
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Memento (artemis) Morty π
5 days ago
he said he wanted a baddie so i returned my library book 1 day late
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sweetie Ο
3 days ago
*on your ring camera* hi, i need you to post more
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Greg the Miller
14 days ago
women love mango (men leaving)
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Pandy Fackler
5 days ago
Despite their name, Cornish game hens are total crap at Nintendo
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Jason, ex Inferis
4 days ago
βCoffee makes you poopβ Two Celsius and an Adderall make you exorcise a demon
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Dan Cerinthedark
4 days ago
dill looks like Muppet fur but thats ok
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Kellalena
5 days ago
Oh, youβre geographically unreachable? Allow me to be incredible at flirting
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Megs
5 days ago
idc if vans arent good hiking shoes im not gonna look lame in front of them squirrels
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Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
fix your heartsβ¦WITH PIE
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Brie
4 days ago
My toxic trait is convincing myself I can do anything just by watching YouTube videos
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Udont Sei
4 days ago
fomo-ing at the mouth
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weeder
10 days ago
Pizza Stone should be an amulet that summons pizza not just a flat rock for your oven
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TwoSense
4 days ago
Piety or cakety, either way π
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Self portrait
4 days ago
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I'mWintersMom
4 days ago
this email i opened just says no and i concur
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Juiceticles
22 days ago
i need keanu reeves to commandeer my struggle bus
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Mal
4 days ago
Donβt listen to the haters my adhdearies, a new planner and hobby just might fix you this time
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Meghan Banks β€οΈ Toronto July 4β8
5 days ago
βfuuuuuuck, you're so tightβ me to my monthly budget
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κ± α΄ α΄ Κ Κ Κ α΄ α΄ α΄
4 days ago
a rooster in Minecraft call that a cockblock
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born miserable
5 days ago
job interviews can be stressful. "why do you want to work for us?" "where do you see yourself in five years?" "where did you dump the body?"
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Bean N. Curling
4 days ago
Me trying to take off my sun shirt when sweaty:
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Brosephine Wires π²π½π³π΄π¨π΄π²π¦πͺπ¬
5 days ago
Iβm not upset, Iβm just taking a little break on the floor
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ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’
10 days ago
Reminder to sporadically check on your goths in this heat. Check under logs/in shaded graveyards and leave out a little dish of water at dusk.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit π
6 days ago
A cigarette is a unit of time
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