there's a stream every night for that

Post something random or y'all will have a crappy April.

Day 162 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets #SesameStreet

They were just laid.

#LookAndSee 366 #MusicChallenge #MusicSky youtu.be/nV72YrB1454?...

Treasure flowers

Post something random or you will have an awful April

I can't repost this so I'm quote posting and laughing too hard.

Post something random or y'all will have a crappy April.

Post something random or y'all will have a crappy April.

Post something random or yall will have a crappy April.

Post something random or y'all will have a crappy April.

Artemis Johnson 🚀

Weatherman gets progressively more excited until finally his lungs pop out of his chest.

You have no idea of what this toilet paper dispenser has seen... 😳😱

I wonder if that little kid who loved to eat baloney every day is still alive.

logging on

logging on April 1st

Colorfle 1438 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩

Spring! Tulips and Bluebells, oh my. We get so much joy from this flowerbed.

I had to stop and think for a moment what century this is. They're all starting to run together for me.

Waiting for my burrito and it's murder.

I put on weight so my tattooist would have more surface area to work with.

here's johnny✨ actually, a neighbor named max🖤

He’s a dipshit with the nuclear codes. Horrible as that is, the real battle is against rapacious oligarchs who have had us fighting each other for scraps since the beginning. I ask you world, how do we prevail against such evil? Anyhoo, can you check me for ticks?

If I knew I had a week to live I’d go back to the Green Harbor General Store and pay for all that penny candy I stole in 1972

Due to my poor finger typing, the is now they, try has become tey, and you don't want to know what can't is. Thenk yuo ,

Yes, but it's a dry depression.

king under the bridge

Ahhh gin. Who wouldn't want a drink as refreshing as an invigorating walk through majestic pines? Men, women, children, others, Presbyterians, young and old... drink gin... Enjoy!

I'm sure this is recency bias, but I work in data science/engineering and I can't believe that any sector of the workforce has ever been subjected to more of a Management By Buzzword Bingo hell than the folks in my field right now. Can't wait for this bubble to finally pop.

I saw you from across the bar and bapped your drink over

when i become president i will make the "Family Group Chat" illegal. Oh you like your family chat? Too bad. This isnt a democracy

They're both 2023 and cost about the same. They high interest rate SOB was paid off early.

Take small sips of bad news. Don't jump all the way in at first.

Happy 3rd Birthday to little baby Floyd 🥰🥹🧡🐾

Brody and Hooper holding onto the wreckage, swimming back to shore. I catch up to them on my pool noodle. “You guys wanna sing Baby Shark?”

If I ever meet any of you in real life and you aren’t carrying parasitoid egg casings on your back, I’ll be crestfallen

Most people don’t notice it, but there’s an animated Flintstone background repeating over and over on your commute to and from work

hand cut paper collage 12x12 on wood

As your physician, I suggest you plug that wound with a wad of tobacco and get back to work

You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.

Who called them AI enthusiasts when Bot Licker was right there...

. a shadow on the box .

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