Before starting my school year every year I read my textbooks. Especially math and science that showed me new ways to process information. This lead to an infuriating circumstance. My algebra teacher could not accept that I memorized formulas and could solve any related problems instantly.

All of the small things we do daily that we would rather not do prepares us for those things in the future that we must do.

I have never encountered a ghost or sasquatch type critter. I have plenty of nearly magical encounters with plenty of animals. Like the day a mother fox brought her babies right to my feet then went off hunting. I never touched them but I felt like it was my job to watch them until she returned.

Stephen Miller's tell that he is lying is any little bit of push back he starts shrieking.

2.2 off my A1C. I just have no joy left in my diet but I guess that is ok as long as it makes that doctor happy....

WW3 gets announced at 12 noon EST. 3pm same day Japan reveals that Godzilla is very real and that they are proprietary to Japan alone. As Japan prepares to rule the world the Moai on Easter island come to life and begin to dismantle the planet. The people of Madagascar activate their shield.

My whole entire life I have had people like trump around me. They claim grand ability and knowledge yet lack every skill or virtue. Almost always operating on the "Pay me to care" dynamic. My father, my older brother and far too many of my neighbors are like this. Compliance for cash.

War really gets Lindsey Graham's pussy wet, it is super gross.

Not even 9 am and already had to put 1 cat in solitary confinement.

The first time God cleansed the Earth with water. This time it appears to be a flood of stupidity.

In 2001 I got pulled over. The cop ordered me out and cuffed me. He went on a rant about drug trafficking. It turns out he had seen me in the probation offices before and assumed I was a drug dealer. He arrested me and impounded my car for four 4 days. They took my car all the way apart. All the way

My friend brings me things from the deli when they time out or nearly do. Today was 4 ounces of smoked salmon, some pastrami no one picked up today and some pumpernickel crackers. I made some side grade tzatziki where I only had sour cream and no yogurt. Had the salmon with the crackers.

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Banjo and Kazooie live action film but it's called Banjo and Capote. It's Truman Capote living through the film Deliverance.

The idea of widespread rapture could never bring me peace. I always think of all the pets that would be left behind and locked in their homes.

One of the nicest and lightest stone pipes I have made went to one of the little old ladies I give weed to. She prefers a pipe over papers. One of her neighbors saw her little pipe and is now wanting me to make them one. They are not wanting to have a real talk about costs though.

Colonel Mustard in the study with a rope. It was auto erotic asphyxiation

Friday I gave an email to one of my medical providers. Yesterday I had 73 spam messages in that email. Today 211 more. It is all reverse mortgage, take this medicine or get a loan type messages. The very worst. I have only used that email for that doctor, they immediately sold my email address

A girl and her friends locked me in a bathroom at her parents party. It quickly became apparent that no one there expected a 10 yr old me to come through the sheetrock like the Koolaid man.

BREAKING: President Trump issues urgent presidential pardon to Nicolas Maduro after discovering he is also on the Epstein list 👀

How many physical bodies would it take on the streets of DC to shut down the entire city? Do you think there are that many people pissed off across the country? We need things like this to happen and now. Around all of his golf courses, all of his homes and all of DC.

The guy who booked out the building I had inquired about hosting an art thing in has now filled the entire building up with engine parts. The owner is pissed and now wishes he had of rented to me. The motor guy paid 5 years up front and would not disclose his intended use. Where as my plan was

When your power bill jumps up so much in one month your bank flags it as suspicious makes it pretty clear they are price gouging

I wonder how many times a midwesterner's last words were 'Oh geez'

No movie has ever put a bow on an emotional tone like the shoe tying scene from Jojo rabbit did for me.

This song throws me right back to the most damaged version of myself. I have come a long way since then youtu.be/ZONKoKIQ9RY?...

I contest there is no such thing as a good human. Some of us may be much better than the rest of us but as a species, both historically and currently, we suck.

My public defender in '96 looked me right in the eye and said "Too bad you ain't got any money. I could easily beat this case in this court." He then slept through the rest of that hearing.

Now we have to worry about when the world tells dumbass to quit just how he is going to react. Is he going to content himself with yelling on TS? Is he going to go putin and threaten nukes? Or somewhat of a mix bag, hide in his bunker threatening nukes on TS?

Was supposed to pull firewood with a guy for his house hold. He gave me some lame indigestion excuse. His wife later called me to 'check on me' as he had blamed me. Saying I was sick so that he could avoid both blame and work. I threw him right under the bus.

Breaking a negative cycle in your life may feel like you are stacking more negativity on top of it. That is just familiarity messing with you. Especially when breaking that cycle means removing abusers from your life because even bad relationships create dependency.

Well so much for affordability. When the sanctions start no one will be able to afford anything.

47’s unconstitutional act of war in Venezuela is going to cause serious and irreparable harm to the perceived legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize.

Paint marker skull on paper

Sometimes I wish I had a cellphone just so that I could record some of these people. They say some of the most racist shit to me because they assume I agree with them due to similar skin color. It does little to no good to out these people locally though. Far more of them than there are me.

I found out why it has been years since any migrating ducks or geese have spent anytime here despite there being dozens of ponds. The local orchard holds several of these ponds and since they got a permit for 'problem' animals they kill everything. The migrating water birds learned to stay away

When learning about grammatical contractions it wasn't long before the teacher insisted that I use 'Who are'. Too late though. The joke had gotten loose.

Jesus spelled backwards is just an untrustworthy sausage.

Randy Couture will talk your ear off about cauliflower.

When someone tells me something is sacred or precious I respect that. Those are tangible ideas. You tell me something is cursed and I am likely to laugh in your face.

Roughly postcard size

Nosey's in multiple color micro pens

I spent a large part of last year going to estate sales and things mainly for something to do and to be nosey about history. Never know what relic will be hid in some of these old farm houses. Boxes of books for 1$ is something I do buy on the regular. In doing this I was just able to donate about

I got called a leech last night because I draw social security. He shut the fuck up when I pointed out I worked for 25 years in a job he could not hack until he got his first paycheck and that he had quit mid shift crying. He went home.

Doodle based on some old sheets I used to have

In the face of inflation and wage stagnation teachers have asked students to replace apples with Applebee's gift cards. Grades will be sliding scale based on amounts.

Trump won't ever stand up to Putin, he is too busy emulating him.

Studio Gimli. They only make dwarf movies.

I treat catnip the same way I do weed when I grow it. Exception being is I wash the catnip and run it through a salad spinner. I hang dry it and place it in jars to cure. I just cracked one open for Ms Kitty. She is wasted right now and loving on everyone and everything.