Bouncing pot seeds off my cats when they are not paying attention is a great joy of mine

A guy put me in a jacket and tie one time so that I would not embarrass him at a social function. He got super pissed when his friends liked me. More so when he was about to leave he told me time to go, they asked me to stay and not him. Dude stormed out.

I can tell what time of the year it is when I hear one of two old drunks stumbling home around sunrise. Somebody been out brewing last night

If you have watched Fear and loathing with Johnny Depp you have seen the drug suitcase. That was me in the 90's except I had a tackle box full of jars and pill bottles. I had 8 different kinds of cocaine at one point. Each with a different "mood" to it. I also always kept a pint of Everclear

A lady in town makes these little meal boxes in the Chinese take out style boxes. Paper box little metal handle. The most recent offering is a red curry over rice. This is wonderful and delicious. It is also well outside of my heat tolerance and is making me sweat to eat it.

I would like to point out that if/when I get a house I intend to make it with as many bedrooms as I can. If not multiple homes. I intend to pull up 4 generations of my family with me. My daughter and her girls desperately need a place too. Some place where they don't have to move twice a year.

The power of that sigh the cat just let out as he lounges in a sunbeam..... Hard working little guy I guess

I'm not Christian I was raised that way but it was a bad fit. The hypocrisy just did my head in. Seeing it now being played out in DC live on TV with the deviousness ungodliness and just smug evilness fills me with a rage yes but more so it pains me. Knowing a good man like Jimmy Carter was

When I worked at the winery I made more money than I could spend because I worked everyday. So I took my money and paid for the DC field trip that local schools do yearly for fourteen kids that had money problems. 50$ ea. Across 4 schools. Not one word was ever said after the fact.

There is a thought I can hold on to that when I close my eyes it creates this white hot blinding light in my mind. Creating the illusion that it is hurting my eyes. I use this to purge my mind of unwanted content and thought trends.

3/4 cup cream 1 1/4 milk to a pack of Jello pudding mix. Whip hard with whisk. Pour into popsicle mold. Easy Jello pudding pops

I got an idea for a cedar cane. I want a new head for the angle grinder to remove the material I need to. Would be weeks with draw knife and all of those knots. The attachment is 60$.... I hate being poor. I could be done in hours with it. As it stands that's about 10 hours hard work to earn

Horror Willy Wonka. He does product testing on children eventually turning them into Oompaloompas. Augustus Gloop goes through a garbage disposal, Violet explodes, movie cuts out with Charlie beating Willy to death with his grand pas sock loaded up with Gobstoppers.

The resentment and animosity that people summon over someone enjoying food they don't like is astounding

"I'm sorry who's calling?" Please hold. Then just leave it laying off the hook.

One of my favorite things about cats is how much they are like little children. You catch them doing something they're like no you didn't.

Waving his blunt knife of FCC licenses around in a threat anytime he is criticized or cornered. Perfectly normal

I took a 1/4 ham and some sliced turkey and a loaf of bread up for the old folks to snack on. I have a feeling I sparked some criticism this holiday season. People kept commenting on how moist the turkey was and the glaze being just so on the ham. Wait until they realize I made the bread too.

Gotta love when it is time to be performative we can still almost get a unanimous vote in the house. Almost.

The most shocking and eye opening thing I have seen in this whole maelstrom of corruption is just how cheaply these politicians are bought. 100k 250k 15k, A trip to Cancun, an RV and then they work night and day to push that agenda. Like chump pardoning heinous crimes for a million dollars.

The amount of marijuana that was just in the lint trap tells me where that small bag I had went.

I gave a dude a little bottle of weed a few days ago. When he got carded for blunt wraps I heard the clerk tell him happy 21st. 21 is the legal age in Va to smoke reefer so I figured it would be nice. His gf just told me that little bottle of weed couch locked him for 2 days. Pretty good review

I appreciate the help from MTG but no I still will not listen to ol' sporkfoot speak.

We are about to find out how close Bill Clinton and trump were. If Bill isn't on the list they were pals. We can assume trump has been scrubbed completely. I hope they are so inept they redacted things that were previously released with his name on it, which is likely.

I have noticed much less "Both sides Billionaire ism" on here after I stopped following Mark Cuban

lol I saw an article worried about trumps hoarse voice recently. Like it is a health problem. No you idiots that is what happens when you spend several days screaming about Epstein.

16x20 acrylic. Celebration of purgatory

The only thing I plan on frying this Thanksgiving is my brain with THC. I know how to roast a turkey properly.

There was an after church friend group that came through the bar I worked every Sunday at almost precisely 12:12. They drank mimosas. Now I would of never told on them regardless but 3 out of the 5 tipped me to make theirs with vodka and not champagne. 1 tipped me to make hers just orange juice.

Recently discovered that this old fella who I roll a few joints for here and there and who never has visitors is the patriarch of a family who hates my guts. He is a good guy, well read and kind. His family is all rabid Christians who only seek to interfere but never to help anyone.

Normally this time of year I would check my "Christmas sugar" Since I am not baking anymore this year I will just say what it is. Every year in October I would put Cinnamon sticks, cloves, Star anise, a whole nutmeg and a couple vanilla beans into a tub of sugar. Set it somewhere sealed

We stand with survivors everywhere. Release the files, and jail the PDFs, including the ones in the White House. #EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAPedo #JeffreyEpstein #50501movement

In my first apartment I had a 65ish pound chunk of wood that I had carved a butt dent into. That was my chair. One of 2 in the apartment. That chair now lives in the consignment shop in the basement of that building. Too heavy to migrate far I guess

Believe the survivors. Release the files. All of the files.

Shard-Cuterie is what you make with broken crackers. I will see my self out

Pretty sure the person who got this one destroyed it. I am so tired of people asking for something I make and then destroy it

If ever I get invited to the criterion closet I am picking this masterpiece www.imdb.com/title/tt0095...

Jeffrey Epstein survivors released a new video urging Congress to vote to release the Epstein files

Epstein survivors just dropped a powerful message for Congress, and it hits like a warning: no more waiting, the truth is coming, ready or not. Watch till the end @housedemocrats.bsky.social @houserepublicans.bsky.social

The truth will have its day. That day is now. Release all the Epstein files.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I was just called by a case worker on a Sunday. He is a good guy and he calls when he has time. He asked me to call his friend that is supposed to be a local contractor/landlord. He correctly assessed my situation verbally. Then proceeded to say in all seriousness "Well if you can get 75k

I try to view the versions of myself that other people carry with equanimity. I know at points of my life I was terrible. I never stepped on anyone's neck to get ahead but I did hurt feelings along the way. I always attempted to not be cruel to people but sometimes I see that I was. I accept this

Should of been some haunted houses this year with just stark white walls. Gold trim every where and a single oversized orange sitting right in the middle of it. New level of psychological horror.