BREAKING: The nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew has been cured of his inability to sweat after being summoned to US congress to explain his close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein 😰

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer hires Andrew Cuomo as political adviser in bid to turn his political fortunes around 👀

BREAKING: Bridget Phillipson insists she has never even heard of Zorhan Mamdani. This is super-interesting because most British people have not heard of Bridget Phillipson (she's the one who borrowed Rachel Reeves' wig) x

Zohran Mamdani carried out 9/11 when he was just 10 years old, and now he wants to introduce Shakira law in New York. It is a truly scary time x

The Spectator are confused. It's not going to be cost free. Billionaires are going to pay more. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Just so you know, six western journalists have been fired since September for attempting to hold Israel to account. Please understand, these sackings were necessary to preserve western values. Values such as free speech and freedom of the press x

It's on pay-per-view 👀

Does anyone take this lunatic seriously?

Isn't this is a stunning coincidence? www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/by-a-stran...

BREAKING: Maccabi Tel Aviv says it will not accept any away ticket allocation for its fans because the UK is so antisemitic that Israelis can't even chant "death to Arabs" and trash cities without the woke mob kicking up a fuss x

Our culture secretary is endangering our own people to protect Israeli football hooligans www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/how-much-m...

this is his worst nightmare x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/netanyahu-...

Who could be more deserving? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/venezuelan...

Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado who has won the Nobel Imperialism Prize for steadfastly supporting Israel's genocide and calling on the US to invade her own country so she can be installed as puppet leader while Trump takes Venezuela's oil ♥️

Smashing through a glass ceiling x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/president-...

Smashing through a glass ceiling x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/president-...

I don't mean to upset you, but we might have a ceasefire on our hands x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/panic-in-i...

18,457 children. Murdered by Israel.

you will be unsurprised to hear that Israel killed one of its allies because he was turning against it www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/the-latest...

they're so brave, aren't they? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/worlds-mos...

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmoud has clarified that British people are allowed to protest as long as they don't protest too often, their protests aren't seen by anyone, and they are completely ineffective. Anything else is un-British and basically terrorism x

they're taking away our free speech for Israel www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/in-the-uk-...

Thank you Birmingham for an evening of hope and community power! More than a thousand of you turned out to help build Your Party from the ground up. We are a mass movement for real change — and we are not going away.

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmoud has decided that she must limit your right to peacefully protest because free speech is upsetting to supporters of genocide ♥️

they're so brave, aren't they? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/worlds-mos...

You don't understand, it was necessary to beat up and humiliate the tiny 22-year-old autistic girl because she was trying to feed hungry babies

BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x

I don't mean to upset you, but we might have a ceasefire on our hands x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/panic-in-i...

BREAKING: Police have confirmed they shot two innocent people during the Manchester synagogue attack. Obviously, this means we have no choice but to ban people from protesting against the Gaza genocide x

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmoud has called for pro-Palestinian protests to be cancelled as a mark of respect for the victims of the Manchester attack, but the government is not cancelling its arms shipments to Israel as a mark of respect for the victims of genocide x

You’re a racist, a criminal and a sexist thug. You pretend to “protect women” while spewing misogyny. We won’t let you or any fascist divide our communities. An attack on one is an attack on all. We won’t allow your politics of hate to win.

This is bleak 👇 www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/donald-tru...

It seems we're conflating Israel and Jewishness now. Please keep up x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/uk-home-se...

the good guys did it again x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-mak...

BREAKING: Israel makes heroic interception of terrorist boats in Palestinian waters and arrests 38 crew members under suspicion of carrying baby formula x

BREAKING: Michelle Mone is feeling incredibly confused after she spent three years threatening to sue people who accused her of involvement in the Medpro PPE scandal, only to magically remember she was involved, after all x

They pay me £1 million a post ❤️ www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-is-...

These announcements just keep getting better x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government...

BREAKING: WE WON!!! 💥 💥 💥 Federal Judge William G. Young ruled today in our lawsuit against the Trump administration that the policy of arresting, detaining, & deporting noncitizen students & faculty members for their pro-Palestinian advocacy violates the 1st Amendment. Full ruling here:

I don't think you understand, Tony Blair is the most qualified person to lead Gaza because he is the only candidate responsible for more deaths in the Middle East than Netanyahu x

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell optimistic the US Supreme Court will overturn her conviction for trafficking underage girls because half of the judges on the Supreme Court just happen to be on the Epstein list x

These announcements just keep getting better x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government...

I don't think you understand, Tony Blair is the most qualified person to lead Gaza because he is the only candidate responsible for more deaths in the Middle East than Netanyahu x

BREAKING: If you thought digital IDs and age verification weren't exciting enough, the government is now planning to introduce facial recognition cameras across the entire country... that it can tie to your digital ID. Isn't this exciting? x

Isn't this exciting? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/satan-in-d...

".. the appalling horrific genocide that is taking place against the people of Palestine at the hands of the Israeli govt.. we have to stop supplying Israel with arms.. we have to have sanctions against Israel.." Marz Colombini from @aslefunion.bsky.social at #Lab25

People criticising Starmer for not putting digital IDs in the Labour manifesto are unfairly overlooking all of the manifesto policies that he has introduced, which is... none of them x