BREAKING: The Epstein Files talk of an "A in Balmoral" who was asking Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends". Unfortunately, everyone is stumped about who "A in Balmoral" could be x

If you've ever wondered what it takes to become a multimillionaire baroness, here is a breakdown x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get...

Not only is it terrorism to support Palestine Action, it is terrorism to support hunger strikers who have not been convicted of alleged offences that took place before Palestine Action was even proscribed. Read that back. www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/british-po...

Cool money-making idea: set up fake company, lie to get massive contract from government, buy yourself yacht with your new millions, get made a baroness for your hard work, fail to fulfil contract, wind up the company when you're ordered to pay money back. Isn't that clever? ♥️

Don't worry, Wes is here to restore trust in politics x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-princ...

We're expected to believe a bunch of rich men accidentally befriended a paedophile and visited his rape island where they posed for pictures with his victims, and in some cases continued their friendship with him after his conviction, but they also had no idea what was going on

Today is Day 50 of the Palestine prisoners’ hunger strike. This Labour government must release all remand prisoners on bail immediately. If they die, more blood will be on the hands of David Lammy and Keir Starmer.

BREAKING: The DoJ has explained it has no idea who Epstein's clients were, but their names are definitely not mentioned in the hundreds of thousands of redacted files and anyone who thinks otherwise is a conspiracy theorist x

they definitely have nothing to hide... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves...

Who else can't wait for their nudes to be scanned? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government...

President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-hope...

Only the bravest patriots fall off ladders while trying to scare away foreigners x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-wh...

He can stop sweating now x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/prince-and...

BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x

This is exactly the position that the perpetrators of genocide would want the BBC to take. It is the equivalent of the BBC taking Islamophobia guidance from ISIS👇 www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/bbcs-new-g...

I think they're colonising Europe now 👀 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-europ...

this should definitely save the NHS x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-par...

that's alright, then x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...

He chose the wrong sugar daddy 😭 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/politician...

BREAKING: Former Reform Wales leader Nathan Gill has been jailed for 10 years for taking bribes from Russia because everyone knows our politicians are only allowed to take bribes from Israel x

this is so clever x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/shabana-ma...

The Epstein files just keep giving x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/it-turns-o...

Which of the five factions of Your Party will you be joining? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/fledgeling...

BREAKING: President Trump to imminently strike Venezuela to distract from the whole paedophile thing x

I don't mean to upset you, but he could be about to become P. Diddy's cellmate www.normalisland.co.uk/p/devastatin...

BREAKING: President Trump has explained that he asked President Herzog to pardon Netanyahu because Netanyahu has the Epstein tapes so he had no choice really. Let's be honest, any self-respecting paedophile would do the same.

If Labour finally shift their policy on the two child limit, it's clear that was Zack Polanski and the Green Party - Novaras report. youtu.be/WUD9Oax3Mrs?...

pretends to be shocked www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/idf-soldie...

Let me say this one more time: EVERYONE. HATES. HIM! And his majority is 528.

It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-prete...

this is exciting x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/morgan-mcs...

BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney says he is frantically searching for someone even less principled and less popular than Keir Starmer to take over as prime minister. Only candidate who springs to mind is Wes Streeting 😍

BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney, the man who secretly plotted to replace Corbyn with Starmer, is now secretly plotting to replace Starmer with someone else after realising his guy is a bit rubbish. Poor Keir 😭😭😭

It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-prete...

Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️

BREAKING: Rap artist 50 Cent has fled New York after discovering that Mamdani's tax plans meant he would be downgraded to 49 Cent 😭

Britain is a democracy where we value free speech and freedom of the press, but if you dare question our national broadcaster (that you are legally required to pay for), we will sue you into oblivion ♥️

I don't know about you, but if I was accused of being biased towards Israel, I would definitely hire a lawyer from UK Lawyers for Israel to prove that I am not biased towards Israel x

BREAKING: Rachel Reeves explains planned tax increases are in line with government's iron-clad commitment to u-turning on every manifesto promise x

BREAKING: The nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew has been cured of his inability to sweat after being summoned to US congress to explain his close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein 😰

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer hires Andrew Cuomo as political adviser in bid to turn his political fortunes around 👀

BREAKING: Bridget Phillipson insists she has never even heard of Zorhan Mamdani. This is super-interesting because most British people have not heard of Bridget Phillipson (she's the one who borrowed Rachel Reeves' wig) x

Zohran Mamdani carried out 9/11 when he was just 10 years old, and now he wants to introduce Shakira law in New York. It is a truly scary time x

The Spectator are confused. It's not going to be cost free. Billionaires are going to pay more. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Just so you know, six western journalists have been fired since September for attempting to hold Israel to account. Please understand, these sackings were necessary to preserve western values. Values such as free speech and freedom of the press x

It's on pay-per-view 👀

Does anyone take this lunatic seriously?