RIP Ghislaine 💔 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/tributes-p...

I'm sure you're all as heart broken as I am 💔 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/i-dont-wis...

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell is set to testify before Congress on Monday so an emergency suicide has been scheduled for Sunday night.

I'm sure you're all as heart broken as I am 💔 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/i-dont-wis...

People are giving Keir Starmer a hard time over his appointment of Peter Mandelson, but I don't think he is given enough credit for his other decisions such as putting Peter Thiel in charge of our NHS data

Look, I know Epstein was a Zionist who hung out with pro-Israel fanatics and let a senior Israeli spy live with him for weeks at a time and was best friends with Israel's lawyer and called you all "goyim", but this somehow proves he was a Russian spy, okay?

BREAKING: The government is furious that a jury let off the Filton 6 because some idiot forgot to get rid of jury trials in time for a stitch up. What's the country coming to when we can't even jail innocent people for terrorism? 🤬

Epstein: Everything I do is for the benefit of Israel and I hate goyim. MSM: Clearly, this man was a Russian spy. I can't think of any other explanation.

Read this, accuse me of lying, Google anything you think isn't real, and then come back and apologise! www.normalisland.co.uk/p/if-you-tho...

BREAKING: The goyim have now reclaimed the goyim slur. Only goyim are allowed to refer to each other as goyim. If a non-goyim uses the goyim slur, it means they are an Epstein islander 👀

BREAKING: The goyim who don't have healthcare are thrilled to hear they are sending another $7 billion of weapons to Israel ♥️

You will be distraught to hear that your favourite Lord since Voldemort, Peter Mandelson, has found himself in a spot of bother in the Epstein files. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/peter-mand...

BREAKING: The people who demand we point out the religion and nationality of Asian and Muslim grooming gangs are not referring to the religion and ethnicity of the Epstein paedophile ring for some reason🤔

Just because someone spent years hanging around on a rape island with the head of a paedophile ring, shared creepy messages with him after he had been jailed for sex crimes, and was accused of rape by his victims, does not mean there isn't a perfectly innocent explanation, okay?

I'm on that Upscrolled thingy now. Join me over there and tell me who I should follow x Check out my profile: share.upscrolled.com/en/user/8a77...

I'm gonna get banned from Twitter for writing this x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/elon-is-so...

You gotta feel sorry for Elon Musk, a guy so weird, even paedophiles felt uncomfortable around him 😭

BREAKING: The paedophile who is named thousands of times in the Epstein files would like you to know that Cuba doesn't have an appropriate leader

BREAKING: As newly released files show that Trump raped a 13 year old girl, the US president says he has no choice but to immediately bomb Iran 👀

Why is Iran like this? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-cond...

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BREAKING: President Trump says airstrikes are going to be necessary after Iran cunningly placed its country among US military bases 👀

In a recent conversation with Tony Blair, home secretary Shabana Mahmoud boasted that her vision for the UK has always been a “panopticon”. www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/shabana-ma...

If you look at the killing of Alex Pretti from multiple angles, it looks like murder, but if you look at it from one very specific angle, it also looks like murder so who knows what the truth is? 🤷‍♀️

The Ayatollah says help is on its way x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/americans-...

BREAKING: Iran has declared that Juan Guaido is the rightful leader of the US. He's back ♥️

BREAKING: The ayatollah of Iran says he is weighing up the possibility of a war of liberation if ICE agents don't stop murdering peaceful protesters in the US

Davos 2026 was truly amazing x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/2026-the-y...

BREAKING: Huge mystery in Gaza as highly paid BBC journalists struggle to explain cause of mass starvation 🤔

An asteroid impact on Davos could solve an awful lot of the world's problems right about now x

BREAKING: Israel has bulldozed the UNRWA HQ in Jerusalem after uncovering undeniable evidence that it was providing humanitarian assistance to Palestinians x

BREAKING: The mainstream media has remembered how to use the word genocide x

What the hell do you even say to this? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/bank-of-en...

THAT'S IT, I QUIT! REALITY HAS FINALLY DEFEATED ME! HOW THE FUCK DO I SATIRISE THIS? HOW??? 😭😭😭

BREAKING: Huge diplomatic row as Reza Pahlavi and Maria Machado argue over who should be declared rightful leader of Greenland 👀

Who else is fucking thrilled that Palantir, the mass surveillance company that brags of killing its enemies, is getting our NHS records and there is nothing we can do about it? x

BREAKING: Trump is now reluctant to use miliary force against Greenland. He will instead pressure Denmark and Greenland into submission, which is the same approach he used to acquire each of his wives x

BREAKING: Israel is trying to shut down 20 Doctors Without Borders clinics in Gaza after receiving intelligence that they have been infiltrated by doctors 😳

BREAKING: Iran has expressed concern over the human rights situation in Minneapolis and urged ICE to not harm protesters x

He deserves it, doesn't he? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/greatest-e...

Tony Blair appointed to Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable www.normalisland.co.uk/publish/post...

Tony Blair appointed to Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable www.normalisland.co.uk/publish/post...

He deserves it, doesn't he? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/greatest-e...

BREAKING: Tony Blair has been appointed to the Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable and Genghis Khan said "no" because he thought it might be harmful to his reputation x

My grandfather in Iran before the 1979 revolution 😭

BREAKING: If you're an American who doesn't have healthcare, you will be delighted to hear your government has just pledged an extra $3.3 billion... to Israel x

BREAKING: Turns out the quickest way to become a millionaire in the US is to murder someone and start a GoFundMe x metro.co.uk/2026/01/16/i...

This is huge! I’ve just received the Pulitzer Prize for journalism! Okay, technically I wasn’t awarded it, but I kept bullying the actual winner until they handed it over, and Trump tells me this counts! I’m so proud of me!

He deserves it, doesn't he? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/greatest-e...

He deserves it, doesn't he? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/greatest-e...