Amazing how Trump will call every NATO member a terrible ally for not joining the war, but he doesn't have a word of criticism for Israel not joining his ground invasion 🤔

BREAKNG: Yvette Cooper says Britain rejects Iran's blockade of the Hormuz Strait, but not Israel's blockade of Gaza or America's blockade of Cuba for some reason 🤔

BREAKING: Iran says regime change operation in US is well underway as a string of senior officials and military chiefs resign from their roles 👀

BREAKING: An Israel-backed terror group called "the United States of America" has blown up a bridge in Iran

BREAKING: The US State Department says that the Iranian Navy that was destroyed three weeks ago could be destroyed within three weeks 🤷‍♀️

BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that an Iranian missile has struck an Israeli sewage pipe, flooding a Tel Aviv district with shit. What did they ever do to deserve this?😭😭😭

BREAKING: It is now antisemitic to ask Israel to pay for its own missile defence system instead of Americans with no healthcare paying for it

BREAKING: It is now antisemitic to ask Israel to pay for its own missile defence system instead of Americans with no healthcare paying for it

It looks like an awful lot of working class boys are about to have the words “Died for Epstein” engraved on their tomb stones. What a noble way to go! www.normalisland.co.uk/p/idf-not-jo...

BREAKING: Israel is The Only Democracy in the Middle East™ that has the death penalty for one ethnic group but not another 👀

Supporters pointed out the bill is necessary to stop people trying to destroy the state of Israel, however, they clarified it’s fine to destroy the state of Palestine or the state of Lebanon or the state of Syria or the state of Iran... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/the-only-d...

Supporters pointed out the bill is necessary to stop people trying to destroy the state of Israel, however, they clarified it’s fine to destroy the state of Palestine or the state of Lebanon or the state of Syria or the state of Iran... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/the-only-d...

BREAKING: Israel is The Only Democracy in the Middle East™ that has the death penalty for one ethnic group but not another 👀

It looks like an awful lot of working class boys are about to have the words “Died for Epstein” engraved on their tomb stones. What a noble way to go! www.normalisland.co.uk/p/idf-not-jo...

The Tories want to ban cousin marriages, but I don't think they've thought this through. If Queen Elizabeth wasn't allowed to marry her cousin, King Charles would never have been born.

BREAKING: Israel has confirmed its soldiers will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to the concern that they would have to fight grown men, rather than unarmed women and children

BREAKING: Israel announces it is emphatically winning the war in Lebanon after successfully bombing yet another hospital. The bombing score so far is: Israel - 169 medical facilities Hezbollah - 0 medical facilities

BREAKING: The amphibious ship USS Tripoli has arrived in the Middle East in preparation for its coming major laundry room fire which is expected to take it out of action for up to two years ♥️

BREAKING: Now that all the journalists have been successfully killed in Gaza, the IDF says it has moved on to the important task of killing all of the journalists in Lebanon ♥️

BREAKING: Iran confirms it has no interest in a reciprocal assassination against Trump because no weapon it could possibly build, not even nukes, could do more harm to the US than the current president. Iran actually sees Trump as a major asset 👀

Huge congratulations to Ben Shapiro who is eligible to fight in Iran now that the US has increased the age of enlistment to 42. I'm sure Ben will be signing up any minute now...

BREAKING: Police have confirmed they will not be releasing the ethnicity of the Golders Green suspects because that information might be embarrassing to Israel 👀

With all the terrible things going on in the world, you will be pleased to hear the Metropolitan Police has decided to once again focus its energy on the most important issue of all: people holding up signs the government doesn’t like. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/police-to-...

Really glad that police are gonna start arresting Palestine Action supporters again. In the time since they stopped making arrests, we have seen a huge explosion in Palestine Action-related terror attacks with a whopping zero people killed and zero more injured.

The suspected leader of Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamia, Laura Loomer, has warned the US of incoming terror attacks on ten times the scale of 9/11. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/possible-leader-of-harakat-ashab

The suspected leader of Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamia, Laura Loomer, has warned the US of incoming terror attacks on ten times the scale of 9/11. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/possible-leader-of-harakat-ashab

BREAKING: Israel to deploy 3,000 soldiers to capture Kharg Island in what is being called a "suicide mission". That's American soldiers by the way. What? You didn't think Israel would deploy its own soldiers, did you?

BREAKING: The war on Iran is going so well that Iran's oil production has just hit a 46-year high 👀

BREAKING: Hamas tortured a one-year-old, burning his leg with a cigarette and inserting a nail into his leg to pressure his father to make confessions... UPDATE: I'm being told it was actually IDF soldiers who did this to a boy. Never mind, forget I said anything. It's fine...

Starmer sends Israel strongly worded apology after discovering missile attack on Diego Garcia came from an Israeli submarine www.normalisland.co.uk/p/starmer-se...

I wish I didn't have to tell you this, but I have deeply upsetting news about Itamar Ben Gvir. He... he's... still alive 😭😭😭

BREAKING: Keir Starmer sends Israel strongly worded apology after discovering missile attack on Diego Garcia came from an Israeli submarine 👀

BREAKING: Iran has bombed the Dimona facility multiple times to destroy the nuclear weapons that Israel doesn't have 👀

EXCLUSIVE: ICC to drop arrest warrant for Netanyahu due to technical difficulties associated with arresting a man who is dead

BREAKING: Netanyahu has cancelled his speech at CPAC tomorrow in Hungary on the basis that he is unfortunately dead

The AI clone, who prefers to go by the name “Mecha-Netanyahu”, said he is keen to return to the White House at the next opportunity to give out instructions. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/ai-clone-o...

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu (or possibly an AI clone) has announced that American troops will die for Israel in a ground war and American citizens with no healthcare will pay for it ♥️

Israel’s Ministry of Hasbara has apologised for disastrous “proof of life” videos featuring Israel’s late prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. A spokesperson blamed the “pressures of war” for the failure to spot the errors in its recent slopaganda. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-con...

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu astonishes world by appearing in a video that does not appear to be AI generated. It looks like Bibi was rejected by Hell 😭😭😭

BREAKING: Iran has stunned the US by becoming the first nation in history to successfully hit an F-35 fighter jet, despite a puzzled Trump insisting they have no air defences 👀

BREAKING: Israel has explained that it had no choice but to target British journalist Steve Sweeney after receiving intelligence that he was telling the truth about Israel

BREAKING: According to Axios, White House officials are bracing for a dramatic rupture between Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu, presumably on the basis that Bibi is now dead

Israel’s Ministry of Hasbara has apologised for disastrous “proof of life” videos featuring Israel’s late prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. A spokesperson blamed the “pressures of war” for the failure to spot the errors in its recent slopaganda. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-con...

BREAKING: Israel says it's confident that its next attempt at an AI video of Netanyahu is much better than the last and will finally convince people that he is not dead and doesn't have six fingers

BREAKING: Netanyahu confirmed alive after being pictured in a restaurant in Tel Aviv with his good friend Charlie Kirk

BREAKING: The CIA is investigating Tucker Carlson for "foreign influence" but not the politicians who take AIPAC money and tongue kiss a fucking wall

Not sure people are grasping this. Israel and the US were too chicken to send warships through the Strait of Hormuz so they begged Europe, expecting our warships to be bombed instead of theirs. They wanted our sailors to die on their behalf in the war they fucking started.

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has rejected Trump's calls to send British warships into the Strait of Hormuz because our sailors said they don't fancy drowning for paedophiles 👀

BREAKING: US says it has no choice but to keep fighting war to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that is only closed because the US started the war