#HappensOnlyInNovels A British train runs on time

#HappensOnlyInNovels An important appendix

#HappensOnlyInNovels Rogue President starts a war in a moment of pique, leading to a quagmire, but is held to account by Congress in the end. Held to...Congress..heh. Heh-heh. Hahahahaha...🤣

#HappensOnlyInNovels I get the girl, but why is she green?

For decades, now, American Presidents have gotten around congress' right and responsibility to "declare war" by calling it anything else. Is it finally time to redefine "war" as anytime you shoot first?

#WhenToGiveYourselfACompliment You have not started a war today.

#WhenToGiveYourselfACompliment When you make it count

#WhenToGiveYourselfACompliment When you need one.

#WhenToGiveYourselfACompliment Now. Am I good or what?

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

I had no idea when I spit in your face that you would not come to my aid when I got in trouble. What kind of friend are you? And anyway, I don't need your help.

I had no idea when I hit you that you were going to hit back. Nobody knew. Who would expect that?

Today's New Yorker cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers

#IfICouldBeAFarmer what would my kids think?

#IfICouldBeAFarmer It would be super if my son's friends would bail me out.

#IfICouldBeAFarmer We would all be equal. I would just be more equal than you.

#IfICouldBeAFarmer I should be so lucky.

#IfICouldBeAFarmer Be afraid. Be very afraid. #TheFarm

#IfICouldBeAFarmer I could have the ploughman's lunch

#IfICouldBeAFarmer I'd be out standing in my own field

I don't actually have to live in a barn, do I?🦉💧 #IfICouldBeAFarmer #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame 📷 coromowl on Twitter (wish they were here)

#IfICouldBeAFarmer I would say goodbye city life.

Monty Python Would Be Proud, John........

I'm pretty sure that those who say people wouldn't want to work are actually afraid people wouldn't want to work *for them*. UBI gives power to labor by allowing people to be choosy about where & how they work, that's what they're afraid of.

Stop choosing leaders who will be too old to spend the rest of their lives in jail when they commit war crimes.

Pilots have raised concerns about miscommunication, air traffic control missteps and other hazards at LaGuardia Airport, according to a CNN review of government records for the past two years.

We should all be sure to spread these videos far and wide then

#WhenNotToSay The five-second rule is when you hope no one has noticed. 🤫🤞🤞

#WhenNotToSay anything about the war

You should already know #WhenNotToSay something I've told you IN CONFIDENCE.

She'll tell you #WhenNotToSay the relationship's dying.

#WhenNotToSay Mahna Mahna is before doo doo dododo oh wait…..

#WhenNotToSay I am when I'm not. Why would you?

#WhenNotToSay What?

#WhenNotToSay Trump: Can we remove the regime? General: Yes, but it would require killing half the population, most of whom are completely innocent. And we would lose about 100,000 of our own men. Trump: So it can be done, then? General:

#WhenNotToSay anything

Show of hands. Who's up for changing to a better government for your country, at the cost of a bloodbath for every man, woman and child in your neighbourhood?

"This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it." I think we're there. #HuntForRedOctober www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZuM...

#MyCoolRideIs Greatest Of All Time

#MyCoolRideIs easy to fit in my backpack & take anywhere

#WhenToSingOutLoud When the cops won't fix your door. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNy...

#WhenToSingOutLoud when you have an important message that can only be delivered in song, in the street www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGC5...

#WhenToSingOutLoud You're just all prisoners of your own karaoke device.

#WhenToSingOutLoud When nobody's looking. Riiibit!

#WhenToSingOutLoud Everybody's waiting for it to be over

#WhenToSingOutLoud Pizza is on the line

#WhenToSingOutLoud When you need to leave.

#ExtraterrestrialFashions Hand me downs

#ExtraterrestrialFashions ET-shirt