#IOnlyPayAComplimentWhen there's someone to pay a compliment to

#MakeLitGoNegative Topic of Cancer

#MakeLitGoNegative 50 Shades

#MakeLitGoNegative It Ends with Recriminations and Lawsuits

#MakeLitGoNegative Grate Expectations

#MakeLitGoNegative War and More War

#MakeLitGoNegative a tree dies in Brooklyn

#MakeLitGoNegative The Nightmare of Casterbridge

#MakeLitGoNegative A Tale of Too Shitty

#MakeLitGoNegative Pride and Prejudice (no effort)

Only if all liberal democracies agree to an international tax treaty that sets a minimum wealth tax, leaving the wealthy no place to escape (except to dictatorships where they can take your wealth AND toss you out a window) will governments be able to outmaneuver the globe hopping elite.

The elephant in the room about the affordability crisis is that you cannot fix it by giving people more money. You have to take money away from others. It would require taking money from the wealthy without reinjecting it back in the economy as government spending.

#ImNotALameDuckBut I'm stepping off

#ImNotALameDuckBut a rubber duck, 10-4.

#ImNotALameDuckBut you can call me President Poopy Pants

#ImNotALameDuckBut a fully fit one...

#ImNotALameDuckBut I did lose the rap battle, in and out of court. -- Drake

#ImNotALameDuckBut a fierce goose

#ImNotALameDuckBut I am pining for the fjords

So Russia is threatening to make war on Elon Musk personally for shutting down Starlink on them. Show of hands, who gives a damn?

A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why? Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:

This is big news. Peter Thiel and US billionaires are all over Epstein and global actors. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The billionaires are becoming increasingly resentful of the fact that struggling citizens are becoming increasingly resentful of billionaires.

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#ImJustHereToTellYou you're a crazy person

#ImJustHereToTellYou I may be a pig, but at least I'm not a fascist.

#ImJustHereToTellYou make sure you arrive at Carnegie Hall early, or you'll miss my percussion sonata.

#ImJustHereToTellYou I missed this tag. Some of us work for a living.

#ImJustHereToTellYou I’ve got nothing.

If Donald Trump thinks he will donate the "settlement" from the IRS, how about donating it to the IRS? I hear they're about to have a $10 Billion hole blown from their budget by some blowhard.

#TheOptimistInMeSays give me something, anything…

#TheOptimistInMeSays Autobots, transform!

#TheOptimistInMeSays Fetch will happen

#TheOptimistInMeSays we are stronger together

The Pessimist in me says, We are doomed. #TheOptimistInMeSays I'm positive we are doomed.

#IdRatherDoThingsMyWay because I want to be sure.

#IdRatherDoThingsMyWay That's just the way I am.

#ASongOrMovieForBreakfastItems The Toast and Mrs. Muir

Pet cuddles #IsAGoodWayToWarmUp

A spicy meatball #IsAGoodWayToWarmUp

Visiting your elderly parents #IsAGoodWayToWarmUp

#IsAGoodWayToWarmUp Watching the world burn

#IsAGoodWayToWarmUp Heading to a warm place

#G_RatedHorror Doctor Sleep

My prompt seems to have gotten ChatGPT tied up in knots...🤔

Stop saying being named in the Epstein files is "not an indication of wrongdoing." The wrongdoing is being in the Epstein files.

Like Putin, I kept my promise to cease drinking for the week. I stopped drinking at 11:30pm on Sunday night and did not have another drink until the week ended at midnight.

What if we thought of elected representatives as a jury of our peers instead of "leaders". We'd have them listen to a series of experts who are all better paid than they are, have them vote on a result, pay them less than the going wage, hand them a ham sandwich and wave goodbye.

Y’all didn’t realize they were using “Democracy dies in darkness” as a mission statement, not a salutary motto