#SingAChristmasCarolWrong For this, not for that

#SingAChristmasCarolWrong I wish you a married Christmas I wish you a married Christmas I wish you a married Christmas But a Happy New Year!

#SingAChristmasCarolWrong I Came Upon a Midnight Beer

#SingAChristmasCarolWrong Jingle hell rock

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer, if not for blocks and restraining orders.

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer, but I don't really do social media.

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer, but everything sucks.

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer, but I don't respond well to peer pressure. Or would that be peeer pressure?

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer, said a deluded introvert.

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer but I have too much character for a microblog.

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer but I'd rather be a de-influencer, assholes.🦉🖕 #BoondockTags #HashtagGame

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer but I have the perfect face for Spotify.

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer, if I wasn't such a bad influence.

I coulda had class. #ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer with a better disposition

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer if there were people to influence

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer is this week's #BoondockTags #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️

#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer but turns out it was just a cold.

Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky Olivia or Fauxlivia, either one

Good morning ☃️☕️

@darthputinkgb.bsky.social @sueafc.bsky.social 🤐A Crimean man was fined for a photo of a pencil sharpener in the form of putin. t.me/ukrainejournal

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Say cor…..

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Say it’s got appeal…..

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Freeze it… I’m really into hardcore

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill show you a tart

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Crumble

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Watch someone steal it…. I’ll think “you are taking the pip”

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill name my firstborn child after it.

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Get saucy. I might even show you my Pink Lady 🤭

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Keep the Doctor away

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Tell William

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill get rid of my Android

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Cancel My Doctors Appointment

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Share it with my dog 🥰

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Make ye some cider

#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill Ask if you are Granny Smith?

You're a delegate to a new constitutional congress. Assuming every person on all sides in every branch of government is corrupt, what guardrails would you suggest to keep them in check? Open to suggestions.

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian Get rich before you get old

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian Age like wine. Turn vinegary.

You don't have to brag that every photo of you is a Dick pic #LessonsFromTheCentenarian

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian Living healthy makes you feel like it's been a hundred years.

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian Don't let anyone mess with that painting of you that keeps aging.

Be sure your enemy is dead.🗡️🦉 #LessonsFromTheCentenarian #TheEducationalist #HashtagGame *🦉 does not care for the spelling of your tag.

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian Stay vigilant

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian A centenarian is not the same as a centurion

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian watch the teeth

Hey, @madbarrister.bsky.social @lauriebiagini.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social Congrats, You Made The List!!!!!! hashtagtoplist.com/2025/12/08/o...

Don't you have to be legally appointed before you could "resign", Alina? Don't let the door hit you on your way out

#WhenToPlayByTheEar When you've just insulted all your friends with a National Security Strategy Document that calls them all useless in one breath and demands their support in the next. Good luck going it alone, America!

#WhenToPlayByTheEar do tell…..