Wine o'clock, off to Asda for a white zinfandel. Any recommendations under a tenner, I aint made of money plus it'll be drank and wee away.

Face reveal, wrong answers only

I get an erection every time I watch Bear Grylls in the wild

#Lee'sTrackList 1, Ultraviolet-Kites 2, Mc Rob Base & Easy Rock-It takes two

Today I shall be mostly playing chilled sunny house tunes as I've fired up the Pioneers...I'm on the 1 & 2's..if only I had a BBQ.

I prefer quality over quantity but lots of it.

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@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social Caller slagging off Andrew Mountbatten so Kay burley ask him how many times he met Andrew, Fuck me Kay I never met Hitler but I still knew he was a cunt..meeting Andrew Kay is the not the flex you think it is..

Steady now, you're opening a whole can of pandoras worms.

let’s nip it in the butt

Good moaning Bsky..Survey results are in and I will be known as "THE" facetious prick now, thanks for all who took part, Survey below if you missed the chance as all completed surveys will considered. Survey. How Facetious was my first response to your Post? A, Very B, Mildly C, Not very

Bluffing Compares To You. #ASongOrMovieForAllCardGames

#ASongOrMovieForAllCardGames Chase the Ace of Spades.

#ASongOrMovieForAllCardGames Bridge Over The River Kwai

#ASongOrMovieForAllCardGames Pinochle oh..

#ASongOrMovieForAllCardGames BigCard Mountain

#ASongOrMovieForAllCardGames Pontoon

Serious posting while wearing my fanciest clown shoes

A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.

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There's a time and place for everything and it is absolutely not a wedding in a Chipotle at 2:45 on a Thursday

#MusicChallenge #IsmuasMonthOfMusic Day 22- A Collaboration Between Rap And Pop Artists Jay-Z -Empire State Of Mind ft. Alicia Keys Jay-Z rewrote the verses of the original song and turned it into a modern anthem for NYC. It topped the Billboard Hot 100. youtu.be/vk6014HuxcE?...

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines.

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A big difference between men and women I’ve found is that if a woman says ‘smell this’ it’s likely to smell nice.

In a world of unsalted rice cakes, be a rice crispy treat

Pardon me boy. Is that the Chattanooga Bus Replacement Service?

After 40 years my friend still has not forgiven me for taking the last exam mascot from the shop. After all this time, can we not let buy-gonks be buy-gonks?

I’ll repost someone who’s quote posted someone who’s blocked me, no shame in my game.

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Her: you seem nice Me: give it time

caterpillars implies the existence of dogerpillars

Off you go. Send your nan my love. Be back by 1st September. Give us three rings when you get there.

#WhereToLookForTheCat any empty box

#WhereToLookForTheCat start with the very last place you would look if you looked, that's where I always find my stuff

#WhereToLookForTheCat Oh, he's probably admiring a single boot in the baboon's shoe store again.

Me to an orange bitchy blerry cat

he’s a 10 but his flux capacitor burns when he pees

Tomorrow's Mr Pip has barked at's special guest presenter will be David Batty.

Big smooches to my old oomfs who blocked me *mwah I hope your friends do the same to you when you change!

#TheProblemIHaveIs that...There's not a problem that I can't fix 'Cause I can do it in the mix And if your man gives you trouble Just move out on a double And you don't let it trouble your brain 'Cause away goes trouble down the drain Said away goes trouble down the drain.

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Don’t hate me because my 4 1/2 day weekend starts now. Hate me for all the other valid reasons 😙

See, sailing is easy 😁

That @champierth.bsky.social fella is right one... *Test 1

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