If you see this, post a rabbit.

#MusicChallenge #IsmuasMonthOfMusic Day 6- A Song With Multiple Languages Blondie -Denis 🎶 Denis Denis,avec tes yeux si bleus Denis Denis,quand j'ai péché pour deux Denis Denis, pour un baiser d'éternité Denis, Denis je suis folle de toi...🎶 youtu.be/ahGxiSV_LH0?...

Unsolicited disk pic

liking random people’s weird comments on my posts secure in the knowledge that all of my metals are heavy

While Geraldine and Nathalie were busy working on the Easter bonnet, Willamina was miles away, remembering the fun times on the bonnet of Dave's Ford Cortina. #GirlsOwnCC

#DiscardedFightClubRules In this economy the Lonsdale belt has been pawned and replaced with Balers twine.

#DiscardedFightClubRules No beating about the ring, or was that the Bumfight club?

Giving rabies to the Easter Bunny to make next Easter real spicy.

I’ve seen enough dateline episodes to know you should always be aware of who your kids’ enemies are

#EggDishesInASongOrMovie BrokeBaked Egg Mountain

Trump you've lost your Fuckin' marbles, you crazy bastard.

when the pastor said “jesus is coming soon” i replied “i hope he doesn’t get it in my hair” and now i’m not allowed in church anymore

See #MusicChallenge posts See #DavidsMonthOfMusic posts DAY 5 - A place in the title. (OK Another One! But just remembered this one at it's worth a mention) Bran Van 3000 -Drinking in L.A. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsQ...

I register a🌶️🌶️on the Scoville Neurospicy scale, a little heat but manageable.

Just swapped my wife for a mystery box, guess what was inside the box, her bleeding twin sister..Arrrgggghh

#MyEasterBunnyIs not no more, he was bloody lovely, washed down with a nice chianti

Sitting here eating Reese pb eggs for breakfast because I’m a GD adult!

Can we get back to the culture wars please rather than the actual wars.....

If you've nowt better to do get a load of this.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zA0...

Happy Easter to all my peeps!🐥

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah. NO, we said you're a waste of space, fatboy!

Just what every Easter needs, Truck racing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux9g...

Recreate the smells the disciples experienced at the resurrection by opening your teenager’s bedroom door.

This morning to surprise my Wife I hid some eggs in the garden, she was livid and said they were supposed to be for the children So that's the IVF treatment ruined. #LunchPun #Humoursky #Easter

Who ate all the eggs, John the Fattest

Jesus has risen just in time for the DFS sale, starts Monday

#ASongOrMovieForEaster26 The Colour of Bunny.

#ASongOrMovieForEaster26 Any song by Judas's Priest.

Hally-hula praise to Bob

OK one of you give me a reason to break out my new reaction pic.

#ASongOrMovieForEaster26 Bring me the Egg of Alfredo Garcia..

Maybe you're thinking of synonym, which you'll find around now in hot cross buns usually with a bit of nutmeg.

#TheOnlyVitaminsINeed THC with a little added CBD to dampen down spiraling

Fuck, I suppose I have to go and buy things I don't want to buy* for people who really fucking annoy me** *Easter eggs **my kids

Me: I went to Karaoke with an Indian friend last night. Pal: Gerupta Singh? Me: No I didn't but he did.

Pretending its a typo, ending emails with warm retards..

Living in London I spent 2 years in a squat, then I stood up..

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, because meteoric iron is highy prized for making ceremonial daggers with.

#TodayIsTellALieDaySo I declare social media to be the backbone of social cohesion.

#ASongOrMovieForErrors Catch me if you can

Forever In Blue Screens. #ASongOrMovieForErrors

#ASongOrMovieForErrors The Fault in our Leeroystarrs

I am fully inclusive, I'll offend every last one of you. No bias here.

#TodayIsTellALieDaySo I altered my augmented reality..

Say what you like about the original Harry Potter films but Rupert Grint, in his lifelike portrayal of an uncomfortable inelegant awkward teen, brought to the fore something about Ron that JK never properly explored in the books, that Ron was almost certainly a 5-wanks-a-day lad.

A police officer says to a couple, 'I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire.' They ask, 'Arson?' The officer replies, 'Yes, your son!'

Good moaning Bsky..This weekend I will de avoiding all household chores that I got away with doing last weekend, if you need me I'll be in the shed.

#MusicChallenge #IsmuasMonthOfMusic Day 4 - A Song With A Swing Feel Stevie Wonder -Superstition The keyboard has a "walking bass" feel and the brass section accompanying the vocals contributes to the Swing vibe. youtu.be/0CFuCYNx-1g?...

If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky: