#ASongOrMovieForWaysToLearn Suck it and see

@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social Anne witherc*nt..thats me done Vine today...

Good moaning Bsky...Todays outrage has thrown a sickie as it's got a tattoo appointment at 11am..yay new ink..

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#ImPickyWhenItComesTo tools, but don't confuse me with asking me to take a pick from this selection..

#ImPickyWhenItComesTo Pokémon, its hard to Pickachoose

Name a villain you sympathize with…

#IfItWasntForScience '....the English would still be running around in loincloths ploughing up to earth with the arsebone of a giraffe..'

#IfItWasntForScience we would still be poking stuff with sticks

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#IfItWasntForScience we would still be using the sun as an air fryer..

#IfItWasntForScience Robert Smith wouldn't have The Cure

#IfItWasntForScience we would have to find different ways to observe action and reaction

#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie Why did The never ending story End

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Hi all- new here. I quantum leaped into this dimension overnight because when I went to bed everyone in tv adverts was black and the Muslims were cancelling Christian traditions/ the white race but I’ve just seen a Christmas advert with white people in it 🤯 Anyway please like follow and share ✌️

#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie Dr Strangelove

#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie Here comes Odd

#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie The Odd father..

#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie we're the Oddies, goody goody yum yum..

#AnythingOddInASongOrMovie 3 x A lady...

#GetYourMathRightBefore you win sum or you'll lose more..

Why do men over 40 sneeze so fucking aggressively?

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You know I knit teeny tiny baby clothes for very premature newborns, just thought I'd show you just how tiny they are

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Name a villain you sympathize with... All he wanted was to bring peace, jobs and prosperity to the galaxy...

#ASongOrMovieForOddSocksDay25 not a song or movie but a new social network...TickSock

#IfIWereToBeOnSesameStreet I would count my fingers...1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12...

#IfIWereToBeOnSesameStreet It would be like mana mana manner from heaven

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Happy Scientific Instruments Day to all who calibrate.

Over zealous council fined me for fly tipping and they provided photographic evidence of my misdemeanor..

Mum said to never talk to strangers, how wrong was she..I got free sweets..

@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social Midwifes stop promoting natural birth, 100,000 years humans have been giving birth naturally and only now is it a problem..BS

Name a villain you sympathize with...

#ASongOrMovieForOddSocksDay25 Look who's talking..

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Yeah, I read theory.

The biggest danger to the world's health is.....

The guy who split the atom is probably thrilled that we use ‘sliced bread’ as our measure of greatness.

#ASongOrMovieForOddSocksDay25 Fits like a glove - Kiss

#ASongOrMovieForOddSocksDay25 Take it to the wank sock

#ASongOrMovieForOddSocksDay25 Stock stock stockings on Heaven's door

@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social I see Cristo sporting a new hair line to go with the matching turkey teeth..