#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie If you knew sushi like I knew sushi

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Chaat on a hot tin roof

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Dude where’s my caviar

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Canapé is what I say when @donquiotext.bsky.social wants a drink…..

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie I’m loving angels on horseback instead

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie The story of hummus

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Stuffed mushroom with a view

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie My lovely hors d oeuvre

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs that the most intelligent wittiest and most beautiful people play hashtag games

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs An ecumenical matter

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs based upon the hope you’ve forgotten

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs based on that I’m playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order.

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs based upon the work of Homer

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs Largely based on Marxism……

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs Wondering who Phil Osophy is?

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs um eh

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs A metaphysical esoteric reality based upon a soteriological phenomenon refined by the early thought of Plato and the later thought of Thomas Aquinas……

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs keep calm and carry on playing hashtag games

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#IfIWereToGiveASpeech It would be to accept Nobel prize, for you can search my home, but I have no bells…..

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech You remind me of when I went to a party conference and the leader gave a speech. I turned to the woman next to me and said “that was a load of rubbish“ she said “do you know who I am? I’m the leader’s wife” I said “do you know who I am?“ ‘no” “thank goodness for that”

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech just a few notes so I didn’t lose my train of um eh what is it now?

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech Well the weird thing is that people are more scared of giving a speech than dying. This means that if you go to a funeral you’d prefer to be in the coffin than giving the tribute…..

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech I’d use the best words….. I never make a miscake with my worms

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech it would be obvious, it would be dumb, it would be….short

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech I’d be happy to give Piers Morgan’s eulogy

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech I might exchange it for a nectarine….. oh you said speech….

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech I’d start with a joke … three posts A woman walks into a pet shop and asks the shopkeeper can she purchase the parrott in the window. "Well, I must confess, it was brought up in a brothel," says the shopkeeper.

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech I’d speak without hesitation, repetition, deviation and repetition

#IfIWereToGiveASpeech Accepting the winner of sexiest hashtag game player I suspect I’d wake up soon…..

The ⭕ of life! #BookSky

I wonder if in 1975 they were nostalgic for 1925? Ah the 1970s…. Protests and strikes, pollution, big tv shows were Strictly, and Dr Who, cutbacks… Mind you it was the era of Eric and Ernie, the Muppets and Dad’s Army….

#WhatLightensMeUp Is singing one song to the tune of another m.youtube.com/watch?v=IbzB...

#WhatLightensMeUp Is even if I can see a joke coming, or know what it is, I still laugh m.youtube.com/shorts/lLR-V...

#WhatLightensMeUp is sophisticated comedy m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJWg...

#WhatLightensMeUp I have no idea, through a Welsh winter…..

#WhatLightensMeUp Is breakfast!

#WhatLightensMeUp Are hashtag games!

#WhatLightensMeUp Is electricity

#WhatLightensMeUp Is the relief when @donquiotext.bsky.social doesn‘t ask for a drink……

#WhatLightensMeUp Is the thought that somewhere in the world someone is listening to a Des O’Connor record, and I don’t have to…..

#davidsmonthofmusic Perhaps most famously Pavarotti was in the three tenors….here they are performing a tribute to Hollywood but which song shall give us a connection for tomorrow…..? m.youtube.com/watch?v=tezD...

I’m declared myself monarch of the flour producer….and taking every penny I’m mill king it for all it’s worth

#HowToDetectARumour I detect that it’s time for bed

#HowToDetectARumour Did you say our rum? I prefer my port

#HowToDetectARumour You use a rumour detector

#IsItAboutQualityOrQuantity If it’s getting on a horse it’s quantity…..or a mount……

#IsItAboutQualityOrQuantity Well if it’s before Street it’s Quality

#IsItAboutQualityOrQuantity With my hashtag playing it’s neither

#ImNotAMusicianButICan Get songs into my head without even hearing a note…..