A justbust-her

Her given name was natalie merchant of death

The shortest line in the bible is: Jesus said, "Welp."

A random sneak peek for the #motosky

So for reasons that may or may not be obvious to some, I need to travel to France next year. Either via public transport, or the easiest way.....a 900 kilometres (each way) trip on a motorcycle. #motosky

damn! we're in a tight spot!

“Everyone brings a different dish, then I’ll splatter them all over the floor.” - Jackson Potluck

Intrusive thoughts writing bawdy lyrics to Delilah

It's not quite a sports tourer, but then possibly not a tourer in the modern sense. However, the Yamaha Diversion made a lot of sense as it was a very flexible machine. A good second hand buy for a day-to-day commuter. #motosky #motorcycle #bikersky #motorbike #yamaha #diversion

ITS RAINING ON ONE SIDE OF THE STREET BUT NOT THE OTHER!! ITS COMPLETELY INSANE!!! Not really. Every storm has to have an edge, right? Otherwise it would have to be raining everywhere or not at all.

Because of Look Before You Leap cross pollination, motorcyclists are statistically less like likely to accidentally ram you with a shopping cart.

The latin name for ferret means stinky thievin weasel

I was in a major semiconductor chip fab conference room once, and noticed written across the top of the white board "We make logic here. We don't use it."

I always liked this shot of Birgit. A stop and stare moment. Thank goodness we both love to do that a lot. Clean warm air, vibrant colours, the sounds of our engines ticking, and the breeze... #motosky #motorcycles #motorcyclist #motorcycletravel

More videos to come!! Here’s my first run at the hill climb race! We had 3 Teneres come out to tackle this wild hill!! #tenere #motosky #motorcycle

'Copter Pecker

When I see myself post a joke I've posted before, I just give a lil laugh and write it down in a little blue book labeled Evidence Of Alzheimer's

Here we go everyone, the first of many vids as we cruise around the Isle of Arran. There really are quite a few fast sections as we travel down the west coast. #motosky youtu.be/fOuWnCLTtT0?...

The fourth of july And the corn is as high As an elephant's thigh (Late spring)

Allison chains

Bikes morning chat - lots of greeny mountain rosds to consider 😊 #motorbikes #Balkan

Just so I understand, I order a veinte iced coffee black, tell you my name, and sit down at that table 12 feet away, and when its done, you set it on the counter amongst 20 door dash orders, without my name on it, and then you whisper, "Veinte iced coffee" to no one in particular? Barista:

He got the nickname "miles" Davis when he was on skag and got on the turnpike the wrong way out of philly and had to go all the way to allentown to turn around.

Redenbachman turnover drive

we got a pic with him but i made sure to let him know which color im runnin with

As anyone who has to put up with my irl will know, I can't pass a castle! #motosky youtu.be/MOjwdMrLP1g?...

politely requesting that the sun chill the fuck out a smidge

It's wonderful america is celebrating the kawasaki ninja 250.

Abraham Linkedin

Explosure Day

Bapteria

Asking the illegal fireworks store where they keep the thermonuclear devices

Don't drink a fifth on the fourth or you'll get your third dui the second you put it in first.

Cow of bung of

Freewill southern faptists

My next stop on the trip was a cafe right near the ascent to a place known as 'The Library', I also had a burger but found it to be pretty meh, ate it anyway as I was famished. #motosky

I turned out ok for someone born in a (love) desert and raised in a lions' den.

Neighbors realizing it’s a two way street when I start mowing my lawn at 8 am when they have been up since 1am lighting fireworks

Celebrating 20 years of friendship, and many more shared adventures at the top of Galibier. #motosky

I have returned from the highlands. #motosky

The truck is here, the reefer unit is out of diesel, and there's a huge load of pork we gotta get in the sale case, so you better be ready to catch these hams.

Peckerjack cheese

it’s absolutely a trump number. in order to set off 850,000 fireworks in 40 minutes they’d have to fire off around 355 of them EVERY SECOND for the full 40 minutes.

Now, I do like a nice Triumph, and although this isn't my sort of bike, the colour on this Tiger Sport 800 is just lovely. #motosky #motorcycle #bikersky #motorbike #triumph #tigersport800

dnc emergency meeting to figure out how to counter breakaway success of *checks clipboard* their own party?

This will please the Americans. Occasionally you do see a Harley Davidson out and about... but only when it's sunny, or so it seems. #motosky #motorcycle #bikersky #motorbike #harleydavidson

I got to the ferry port but, other problems are afoot... #motosky youtube.com/shorts/evL76...

On the plus side, I got the tent set-up without an issue and the campsite looks lovely. #motosky