Tipper said she got off on the algorythm.

Metrosexuals are actually folk that have sex with subway tunnels, and they're not hurting anyone.

naturally-occurring bowl cut

If there is never any sharp force trauma, then the blunt just seems redundant after awhile.

Her neck, her back, things of that nature.

A Roman electrician named Sparctacuss.

Does anyone actually say clothes or is it just clōz because the thz transition is unnecessarily complex?

When youre going through hell, keep going. Unless you see a Stuckey's, in which case you should stop and get me a pecan log and a bunch of those $3 a pack cigarettes.

Humpdy Bog-Art

Priaprison and its house arrest cuz youre too embarassed to go out like that.

Whole uncs, with peels and seeds.

Goonbumps

Putting out a hamdful of cashew for the squirrel with a lil sign that says "may contain nuts"

Her: sooo hungover Me: wanna try dare of the hog?

I bought this cream on Temu. You rub it on your hamds and it makes you post good.

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. Or just chill. I'm not your boss.

*hearing about theoretical physicists* You're telling me these aren't even guys??

Toler doesnt sound like as asian name

Puffin the dank that maid marion berry mayor fa life

Maid Marion Berry

Ford F350 Stupor Doody

The Ford F350 is now available with an in dash bar with Everclear on tap. Just ask for the Stupor Doody option on your build.

Great Balls Of Balls

Calm down utube. How can I be "completely wrong" about entropy, when I don't know wtf it is?

Bequeeved

Bedshidder people look back and lament Anotger day's useless laundering spent

The Just Exactly Perfect Brothers Band

Nurse: you have acute inflammatory response. Me: thanks, I love your scrubs.

Hotel sex is a layaway plan.

A mycology IG that just posts mushroom pics with "Should I have not eaten this?"

Mimehunter

Sube of roo

Heathcliff's full name is Heathen Cliff-Dweller.

Help us Orbee Juan Youre are only hope.

Uber passenger: WE GONNA DIE!! Moonlighting english teacher driver: That should be, "We're all going to die."

Sticking a copper penny and a silver dime in all the neighborhood's lemon pigs and wiring them together to jump start my car.

She would give all her victims makeovers. They tracked her down thru fingerprimp analysis.

If a fortress is impregnable, it means that you can't get it pregnant, not that you can't try.

At the emergency room. It turns out that's NOT why they call it giant hogweed.

Hangovers are caused by failure to commit to the bit

Whirled cuck sop her

He had hos

KoolAid was 90 proof originally, 'til my pappy's pappy ordered 4 fingers grape at a saloon in kansas city. KoolAid man come thru right behind a plate glass mirror. Killed 9 and maimed 40, that's why they strung up the first KoolAid man and changed the recipe.

Suing hyundai because the ioniq5 has a bunch of covalent bonds, too.

Watching Charlie Chan to see what the beastie boys were on about

Agony Crispy

My chinese buffet is like a prison cafeteria, in that you have to know someone to get a knife.

But I'm a creek🎵 I gotta weir, tho What the hell am I do With alla these eels?

Gray rocking the stuck fastener