i think i will lie back down for 12 to 24 hours

bunny watching goes both ways

maybe one day i will do

i shaved almost 3 weeks ago and my facial hair is barely long enough to be able to pinch between my fingers. that is fuckin wild

street fighter II, taunt screen, zx spectrum (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/6239/st...

can you press the degauss button on the bottom of my spine

yuri

Blegh! Blegh, I say!

mweep

aurghgh

ending of tadc like ah, so theyre still in hell huh

im sad. this is a sadpost ty for reading

👻Ghosty Peachy

need a tank to drive over my skull 2day #thanks

0 sleep 1 cry we keep it movin

dipping into a discord server for a streaming group i was last really active in maybe 10 years ago and being treated like a celebrity felt pretty good

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

i am not a car person by any stretch of the imagination but ive always adored the countach

almost forgot i had dermatillomania localized specifically to my heels for many years. really strange that something can just disappear like that similar to my other OCD symptoms that completely vanished

i will Get You

being alive makes me sad

sleep? sleep ? sleep ?

ahmm

instantly obliterated into plasma by my 1sqft precision amazon prime(tm) orbital delivery drop of buldak carbonera ramen

FOLLOW THE LIGHT

look if youre gonna post videos of shoplifting at least dont do it at target. those motherfuckers have the best LP team in the game by far if they're letting you go, they're waiting until you hit a felony limit

lady at the grocery store walked up and told me happy birthday and when i told her its not she said "of course it is" ? ? ?

we're going headache mode

nooooo roommates back

remembering when i asked the wendys dude for a baconator and, with my large + beautiful brain firing on all cylinders, added "also can i get bacon on that" and he immediately replied "i dont think thats possible my man"

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head feels like soup

it sure would be poggers if i could fuckiNG SLEEP

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

im kiryu

hold on chat im going sleepy mode

my brother surprised me with a big ol slice of lemon pound cake since my actual birthday was, lets say, delayed. to be considered like that made me feel very happy

save them!!

ah of course when we finally get home after 2 weeks the AC is broken again. why would anything else happen