I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

my libido has absolutely cratered on E and im not particularly sad about it

:')

making dinner

i like when water falls from the sky

me: do you think i have pooner hips?? do you think im giving fakeboy ngmi fujomaxxer AAPcel? the 50 year old bicurious divorcee i bagged: [sprinkling rat poison in my tea] time for breakfast babygirl i mean they i mean he

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

whats wrong babe you havent taken your evening intellifuck 😔

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

if you need me ill be in The Hallway

im gonna

sorry 2 any pals who havent heard from me in a while on discord etc. just going through one of those Incredible Brain cycles

i was a cannibal for the fbi, game over screen, amiga (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/29431/i...

TAke a look, y'all:

brain hurts

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Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

sleep? sleep ,

if you need me ill be in The Hallway

ME: He just wasn't any good in the sack. You know what that means? MY CAGE DOG WHO I GOT SO I HAD SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MY CAGE: Auu ME: I'm so glad we can talk like grown ups now. You're my little grown up. You saved me.

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

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Whatever you do,

new apt management put a gate on the entrance a couple months back, but they hadnt used it until this past friday. they sent an email at noon friday telling everyone (8 buildings worth of people) it was their responsibility to come get their gate keys before 5pm and locked it at 7pm for the weekend

hello im

sitting on the street corner asking passersby for spare sleep to toss into my cup

#ena #digitalarts

i have to keep stomping this thought of 'what if i got on e when i first wanted to' down into the dirt. its hard

found my speed cube and i wanna re-learn how to always get sub-1min just for fun

im all you can eat cuz this ass is food grade

troubadour

It is impossible to be more cat shaped than this. It just can't be done. Yuko has mastered it

i would like 2 sleep

how surprising !

girls love flying octopuses cause they have a high inkcum

Be sure to read the whole thing.

blehhh blegh. bleh !

military furries be like well i just joined for three hots and a knot!

oomf was in a state of collapse

Slowpoke girl what are you up to

huh i was like 98% sure farrakhan was dead

my roommate accidentally let a certification expire so he cant legally work until its renewed. this means he's been here every night for like 2 weeks it is my personal nightmare

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Eating grapes at your computer is Dionysian even if you’re just sitting there