I'm gonna hang this on my wall

dudes rock

been thinking about this post all fuckin day

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theres a recurring character in my dreams im gonna make this thread for. large guy, missing most of his face in a kind of constantly shifting pattern:

oh! shit! my e shot !

i am the sleepy

again, sorry to pollute your timelines with my begging. tysm to everyone who shared/donated 💙 it means the world and i should be okay for a while now that im actually getting hours at work

i am also susceptible to mind control by orbs

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

holy shit you guys. i am already plotting a National Treasure and/or Ocean’s Eleven scheme to steal this

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

oh i bet sleep is not really gonna happen at all but its time to run it. gn friends <3

i must work tomorrow but i also get to jam estrogen into my muscle so. you win some you lose some

text GUNK to get every cell in your body full up with some sorta squalid grime

he could have slept in his hut,,,

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I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want

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He Could Have Slept In His Hut

dead stuck in traffic due to a natural gas leak incident up ahead at least theres a news story i can show my boss to explain why ill be an hour late lol

went to order a refill for my prescriptions and was greeted with this on the front page. i swear to god it has to be intentional. you would not believe the amount of items ive seen inside the physical store priced at exactly $14.88

waltzed into the grocery store and overheard "deathclaw" while passing two workers, stopping me dead in my tracks ended up shooting the shit about fallout for like 30 minutes lol

let rain out of work imo

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just remembered im scheduled tomorrow

taking a shot at making some portioned freezer meals. did a large batch of (boxed (was on sale)) mac&cheese with sautéed andouille, bell peppers, and broccoli got 6 decent sized meals out of it. hope theyre good because i eyeballed everything here ! that usually works out tho so im not too worried

tailor: ok what should we call this cool new item of clothing? the inventor of the wifebeater: idk. something fucked up

keep forgetting the earring is there so its catching on my headset when i swipe it off the one ear to hear my brother after he walks nearby ouchie

pierced my ear at home with a little amazon jab kit administered by my brother just now :>

autophagia would be such a beautiful name

head hurts. gonna lie back down x_x

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minesweeper.

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

i bought old timey estrogen that gives you black nipples and turbo cancer