Ember
@ember.pet
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29F 🏳️⚧️ / MDNI / useful lesbian / demon 💖
@fullmoon.id
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my girlfriend: *viciously whipping and caning me while I beg her to stop* also my girlfriend: pwease can i have an oreo 🥺
3 months ago
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she got me to drink, chat
about 13 hours ago
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about 15 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 16 hours ago
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proper sushi etiquette is to get your domme to feed you
about 16 hours ago
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🎵california girls, we're undeniable!🎵 (that means you have to let me orgasm)
1 day ago
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ah yes, the famous force powers. jedi, sith, and neutral. force push, force lightning, force feminize
1 day ago
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"who wants to be a millionaire" but you get points instead of dollars and if you get a million points you get to fuck the girl asking the questions (and/or have her fuck you)
2 days ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
3 days ago
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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in case you need some random numbers here are some: 3, 5, 3, 8
3 days ago
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remember, you can’t spell pretty without pet
3 days ago
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when all you have is lesbians, everything looks like it needs to be nailed
3 days ago
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we doing pretty nail stuff chat
3 days ago
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god DAMN how did I land such a hot bitch. she's so fucking pretty it's unreal sometimes
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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gf: “i will then start doing css drunk, which is the only way to do css”
4 days ago
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gabby
5 days ago
a rule of thumb I use in a lot of places is: try to *seek positives* rather than *avoid negatives* It applies to lots of things in life like mental well-being, healthy relationships, and successful businesses
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sub walking around twitching because a high availability health check system is activating their hypnotic triggers every few minutes to update their metrics and status page. here at ember tech our hypnotic triggers have over five nines of availability. contact us today for an SLA
9 months ago
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god I wish that was me
5 days ago
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babe, are you okay? you've hardly touched your torment nexus
6 days ago
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call me the optician the way i’m using too many lenses in this software
6 days ago
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only the delicate touch of a lesbian could keep an artificial superintelligence from immediately escaping containment
6 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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gabby
5 months ago
she's my emotional support sex slave
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me
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7 days ago
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she really said "I know a place" and then took me to the coolest place ever
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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some photography
8 days ago
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gabby
8 days ago
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lixcon is going to be a bunch of subby women meowing at each other looking for the one domme at the conference
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8 days ago
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every girl should be a gold spiral lesbian
9 days ago
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so the goddess of lesbian sex then?
9 days ago
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Leaf~
10 days ago
Settings with Big Star Empires should include more colonial draftees who resent being thrown at some impossible objective as expendable assets to no avail and growing to deeply resent their imperial masters.
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🔞411411411411.bsky.social
3 months ago
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10 days ago
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girl who composes her react apps with sluts instead of slots because she misread a tutorial once six years ago while horny
10 days ago
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sorry, i'm not available for employment. i'm gabby's trophy engineer
10 days ago
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consulting service: you bring your submissive to me, I say "your submissive's mind can be hypnotized", you pay me 20,000 units of dominant attention for saving you 1,000,000 units of dominant attention
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10 days ago
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victoria’s secret code is the worst vim i’ve ever used
11 days ago
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pigeon man
13 days ago
x.com/yunatamago_z...
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12 days ago
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my girlfriend has dragged me to san francisco and she's exposing me to food from other cultures. i think she's trying to turn me gay
12 days ago
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Tea
19 days ago
Moco-chan are you even trying!?
#hololewd
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vibe coding your brain with hypnosis and not trying to do a particularly good job
12 days ago
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love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them to only use it a little (when they're horny)
13 days ago
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Gabby joins her engineers atop the walls, her cloak streaming behind her in the night. She glares down at the assembled horde before them, noting the trebuchets loaded with performance reviews. “Management will strike soon. Grace yourselves,”
13 days ago
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normalize using “my sister-in-arms” instead of “my wife”
14 days ago
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technically we can’t know if someone is cis until they die because there’s still a chance they might transition later. thus, at this point we don’t know if any “cis man” i’ve ever talked to was actually male. it is possible i’ve only ever talked to girls and queer people. in this essay I will—
14 days ago
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🔞
14 days ago
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pleading emoji
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14 days ago
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14 days ago
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i need a slop spy movie like nikita or bourne identity where the protagonist transitions to hide their identity as they seek revenge against the spy agency that betrayed them. “who… who ARE you?” “i’m dana now.” BANG, executes them. it needs to be COMPLETE TROPE TRASH. thanks
14 days ago
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