if your personality quiz doesn't show all the archetypes at the end it says you weren't confident in the results

republicans: normies please keep voting for us also republicans: we banned porn and let ai companies fuck up the supply chain for all consumer electronics. also tariffs

gabby: sometimes i see people talking about their sexual escapades and i'm like.. that seems less like you had sex with a person you like and more like you went to the penis jungle gym

i'm too tired to go to bed

call me a disney imagineer the way i'm thinking about gabby's shapely curves and tits

and they still try to say christianity is a good thing

i'm so proud of my girl

cbd? cb deez nuts

Somewhere along the line **someone** has to do the uncomfortable work of understanding what the hell is going on with the code and project (and keeping that understanding current in the face of ongoing changes to the project) Vibe coding is trading that understanding for short-term gains

gals … we did it! we have enough subtext we don't need anymore no more implication. no more subtext we've heard it all! we've got enough. no more isn't it awesome? everyone can just say what they want now

grandiloquent language like this is so fun

giving diana a hypnotic trigger that makes her say "i consent"

these hands have never known an honest day’s work

foot fetishist fetish

i’ve never been drunk before

all girls i like beware, bites for you on this drunken night

i really like gabby

you’re telling me there’s spirits haunting this bar?

oh right, the rope. the rope for ember. the rope chosen specifically to tie up ember. ember’s rope…. that rope?

codegenning millions of lines of unsound Rust with plausible explanations of why it's sound in comments

this is so fucked up chat

matt levine @ money stuff talking about anthropic's ai vending machine experiment

my relationship also has this problem

python in a nutshell

north korea is going to have a female leader before the US does

Auto-Erotic Defibrillator

Mina x Paige 🏖️ #deadlock #fanart #art #yuri

it's kind of funny that it was easier to make computers speak english than it was to make them smell or taste

need to fuck a girl so bad i'd even take a cis woman if i can't get a real one

sub who has to take care of another sub's bite wounds knowing she's next on the menu

d'awwwwwwwwwww happy for esters

"pretty girl" is a good thing to be. "good girl" is a good thing to be. yet "pretty good girl" is decidedly less so. curious

me, bashing my toes into a coffee table: owwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWW coffee table perhaps you should be the domme of the house since you're obviously the worst fucking sadist of them all

one of the subby statements of all time: "i don't take orders from you. don'thitme"

blizzard: today is the 30th anniversary of the diablo franchise. consequently, we have taken the servers down for maintenance prior to the release of our big update diablo 2: offline mode? you haven't logged in for 30 days to accept our ToS and the auth servers are down so uh, get fucked sorry

"market maker, make me your nichest market." "nooo trader, you are not liquid enough for my nichest market" "market maker, i am going into finance and i need your nichest market" "you cannot afford my nichest market trader"

rkgkヒヨリさん

WHAT japanese restaurant??? okay i'm sold

is a post but a lesser thread? or is a thread merely a greater post...?

if you're wondering, she's just as powerful in bed as she is with a computer

this is fun, and i feel called out

Spare me the formalities and get to the point.

sam alt man? what happened to the main one

this works on me btw

Tifa Lockhart in that blue dress ~

i don't get out of bed in the morning for anything less than 10,000 vibrations per second