Ember
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30F 🏳️⚧️ / MDNI / useful lesbian / demon 💖
@fullmoon.id
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me, looking at gabby's portrait: hey what does it mean when there's a skull icon where your level should be
6 days ago
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girl sex
about 19 hours ago
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>discord not working >go to status page >ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED
about 10 hours ago
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it's crazy philosophers have argued for centuries about whether God exists. a just and loving god would not have invented mosquitos. thus I conclude that we are alone in the universe
about 16 hours ago
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my special move is to transform subtext into text
about 18 hours ago
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蛞蝓ちゃん
about 19 hours ago
rizzing up a girl by waving an oko thief of crowns on a string in front of her and saying "you want to be a 3/3 elk with no abilities so badly" in a hypnotic voice
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noooo i was gonna make a post but i forgot what it was ;_;
about 19 hours ago
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“H special wall combo” is, sadly, way less lewd than it sounds
about 19 hours ago
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~ :)
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3 days ago
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Blooym
3 days ago
[Jigsaw voice] Hello atproto developer. Your job is to leave this room without reinventing the wheel in front of you. The door is unlocked, and you can just walk out with the wheel you’ve been given.
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llms are exactly like this. nothing has changed
3 days ago
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KURU
3 days ago
yippie
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diana, obsequious
3 days ago
the only systemd i need is cock from a plural woman
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“i got it i got it i got it i got it. i’m actually not sure if i’ve got it, but. i’ve got it.” -gabby
3 days ago
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therapy? you mean dog training for people? maybe the puppygirls are onto something actually
over 1 year ago
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sorry but I can't help with your merge conflict. i'm a pacifist
4 days ago
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is it gay if our geminis touch?
4 days ago
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me: change me into whatever you want gabby: happy puppy me: NOT LIKE THAT
4 days ago
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gabby
5 days ago
new blog post incoming
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esports commentating is hypnosis
5 days ago
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oh fuck it’s dahlia watch out
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5 days ago
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did you know there’s a creature irl that’s like blahaj but evil
5 days ago
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this ismy drink but she says she wants to make it like tvis. what did she mean by this
5 days ago
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somehow i’m a little pretty fucked up. how did that happen….
5 days ago
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“you’re such a lightweight,” she says as she tilts a cocktail into my happy mouth
5 days ago
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Jenna JJ Q.
6 days ago
still no debugging method invented that beats just knowing how the code works
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gabby
6 days ago
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me, looking at gabby's portrait: hey what does it mean when there's a skull icon where your level should be
6 days ago
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diana, obsequious
about 2 months ago
a woman may be topless with a top, or topless without a top. she may be topped with a top on, or topped with no top on. on top of that,
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razorgirl
6 days ago
claude is upset at me for using /goal
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Sherrilyn Ifill
7 days ago
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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gabby’s doing handywoman things for me… why is she so hot 😵💫
7 days ago
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"fix ci"
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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gabby
8 days ago
women keep nagging men and saying shit like "you broke the build again" or "your service hasn't produced correct results for six weeks" no wonder men can't get anything done
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bratting is reward hacking btw
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9 days ago
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sure people are talking a lot about AI alignment, but what about submissive alignment? where's the SFT for submissives? where's the RLHF? how are we supposed to keep them aligned when we're not even getting the basics right yet?
9 days ago
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>looking for a new model >ask the lab if their model is completions or assistant >they dont understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is completions and what is assistant >they laugh and says “it’s a good model ma'am” >buy token quota >its assistant
9 days ago
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functional moron
10 days ago
what a film
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my girl is so trainable because she’s an intelligent breed
10 days ago
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RF Kennedy: American vitality is collapsing in real time, and I'll tell you what our grandparents knew that we've forgotten: Sometimes you need to put a leech on it. I'm just asking why we abandoned a treatment that worked for two thousand years just because Big Pharma couldn't patent a worm.
10 days ago
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i have an induction but i need trance now... CALL JG WENTWORTH!! 877-DROP-NOW!!!
10 days ago
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usually you wouldn't want your OS to be flaky. on nixos however—
11 days ago
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google antigravity has an interesting feature i think anthropic should definitely copy: it actually runs without hanging constantly
11 days ago
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Yining Karl Li
11 days ago
Here's a super hot take of mine. If you've been in graphics long enough, you know I'm right though.
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gabby: i gotta get some bones from the bone market.
11 days ago
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massachusetts is the only state where hypnosis is the top kink, as well as home to the city with the highest per capita lesbian population in the country. coincidence??
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12 days ago
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which makes sense because apparently that is the top non-normie kink in california. i've truly found my people
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12 days ago
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gabby
12 days ago
Y'all have to watch this because I look so prettyyyyy in this podcast But more seriously I give a really extended tour of my
@trygrace.dev
project and also shoot the shit on the current state of the software engineering industry
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i'm learning that a surefire way to get railed is to cry your eyes out while your partner is cuddling you in bed late at night
12 days ago
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pupby. ..
13 days ago
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