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>discord not working >go to status page >ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED

it's crazy philosophers have argued for centuries about whether God exists. a just and loving god would not have invented mosquitos. thus I conclude that we are alone in the universe

my special move is to transform subtext into text

rizzing up a girl by waving an oko thief of crowns on a string in front of her and saying "you want to be a 3/3 elk with no abilities so badly" in a hypnotic voice

noooo i was gonna make a post but i forgot what it was ;_;

“H special wall combo” is, sadly, way less lewd than it sounds

~ :)

[Jigsaw voice] Hello atproto developer. Your job is to leave this room without reinventing the wheel in front of you. The door is unlocked, and you can just walk out with the wheel you’ve been given.

llms are exactly like this. nothing has changed

yippie

the only systemd i need is cock from a plural woman

“i got it i got it i got it i got it. i’m actually not sure if i’ve got it, but. i’ve got it.” -gabby

therapy? you mean dog training for people? maybe the puppygirls are onto something actually

sorry but I can't help with your merge conflict. i'm a pacifist

is it gay if our geminis touch?

me: change me into whatever you want gabby: happy puppy me: NOT LIKE THAT

new blog post incoming

esports commentating is hypnosis

oh fuck it’s dahlia watch out

did you know there’s a creature irl that’s like blahaj but evil

this ismy drink but she says she wants to make it like tvis. what did she mean by this

somehow i’m a little pretty fucked up. how did that happen….

“you’re such a lightweight,” she says as she tilts a cocktail into my happy mouth

still no debugging method invented that beats just knowing how the code works

me, looking at gabby's portrait: hey what does it mean when there's a skull icon where your level should be

a woman may be topless with a top, or topless without a top. she may be topped with a top on, or topped with no top on. on top of that,

claude is upset at me for using /goal

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

gabby’s doing handywoman things for me… why is she so hot 😵‍💫

"fix ci"

women keep nagging men and saying shit like "you broke the build again" or "your service hasn't produced correct results for six weeks" no wonder men can't get anything done

bratting is reward hacking btw

sure people are talking a lot about AI alignment, but what about submissive alignment? where's the SFT for submissives? where's the RLHF? how are we supposed to keep them aligned when we're not even getting the basics right yet?

>looking for a new model >ask the lab if their model is completions or assistant >they dont understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is completions and what is assistant >they laugh and says “it’s a good model ma'am” >buy token quota >its assistant

what a film

my girl is so trainable because she’s an intelligent breed

RF Kennedy: American vitality is collapsing in real time, and I'll tell you what our grandparents knew that we've forgotten: Sometimes you need to put a leech on it. I'm just asking why we abandoned a treatment that worked for two thousand years just because Big Pharma couldn't patent a worm.

i have an induction but i need trance now... CALL JG WENTWORTH!! 877-DROP-NOW!!!

usually you wouldn't want your OS to be flaky. on nixos however—

google antigravity has an interesting feature i think anthropic should definitely copy: it actually runs without hanging constantly

Here's a super hot take of mine. If you've been in graphics long enough, you know I'm right though.

gabby: i gotta get some bones from the bone market.

massachusetts is the only state where hypnosis is the top kink, as well as home to the city with the highest per capita lesbian population in the country. coincidence??

which makes sense because apparently that is the top non-normie kink in california. i've truly found my people

Y'all have to watch this because I look so prettyyyyy in this podcast But more seriously I give a really extended tour of my @trygrace.dev project and also shoot the shit on the current state of the software engineering industry

i'm learning that a surefire way to get railed is to cry your eyes out while your partner is cuddling you in bed late at night

pupby. ..