she really stayed up late to sit through my too strong edible with me and I didn't even ask her to. ;_;

girl who is a support main: it's in the past! it's in the past! i'm an AD carry ...

if i wanted to typecheck something i would simply nerd snipe my girlfriend until a typechecker materializes

the kiddies saying "d2" and meaning destiny 2 instead of diablo 2 is sad and painful to my eyes

To me, as an ex-Catholic who virulently despises the entire Church, I think people are so interested in the SSPX schism not because the church is Good or Based but because "people break rules and are punished for doing so" is basically something that doesn't happen anymore and seeing it is wild

THE TIME OF THE IMAGE IS ENDED... THE AGE OF TEXTPOSTERS IS NOW

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

god i wish i was the annual vegetation cycle

overnight oats with chia seeds are the shit, btw

ember asasara

me: i finally got the constraints working ember: ooh i love restraints! are they for me me: … … … yes

AI does all the work (if you ignore the fact that humans have to babysit the AI and review the output, in some cases exceeds the original work that would have been required to solve the problem without AI)

ai people keep asking me what if the ai is gray goo. buddy we are the gray goo

"update your knife's firmware" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

>click cool bilingual ancient language tablet on wikipedia >look inside >another king list

pickup artists are alive and well I guess, lmao guy: yeah i'm only into barbies. i'm picky, she has to have big tits, slim, legs same guy: why won't women talk to me really makes you think

rip plato you would have loved reddit

Today I was discussing Executive Dysfunction with some folks, and how in our household we call it "The Sits" I decided to make an info poster. It's based on my personal experience with it. Yes, the person is me 😆 #neurodivergent #memes #executivedysfunction

i am but a humble foot merchant

"it's ILLEGAL for you to not provide your service to us because we could go out of business if you did that"

LMAO

The video games corporation is discontinuing their popular product, the video game

nice opinion. did your LLM pick it out for you?

who here is a hotdog?

parallel play but she plays with me

gabby nonsense (affectionate)

so help me god i will ornate your ascenders

every manager ever: feel free to give me feedback (other than the feedback you just gave me)

wow, the person who does no work thinks everyone else doesn’t want to work? huh. weird

the internet is not something you can put back in the bottle and i wouldn't want to, but it does so fundamentally change our relationships to like. not just games, but hobbies in general. within seconds you can see what every expert argues about anything. insert the vertis and horis video here

no

you’ve heard of “defense in depth.” “you’ve heard of “security by obscurity.” “security by isolation.” today I introduce you to my newest invention, “security by why would anyone do that?”

here are some numerals that haven't been used in 3200 years but are in the unicode standard. enjoy

yuri

nix: true, false, null, map, and some other builtins are automatically in scope, unqualified me: okay sure nix: also fetchGit, fetchMercurial, fetchTarball, fetchTree me: (waiting) me: ... me: ... any? ...... all? mapAttrs? attrNames? attrValues? nix: nah lmao

our noble populace / their backwards savages

I don't know what she's talking about

my girlfriend is looking at moon runes again

my vespene brings all the girls to the yard

change my view: quantum computers are difficult to build not because of natural properties but because our creators would be really annoyed if they had to further optimize quantized interactions

*sound of a woman injecting estrogen* youtu.be/g-nMGtaAoXw

i hear there's a housing crisis in FFXIV. but I can fix it! let me tell you about a little thing called a mortgage backed security...

>player says "it's lagging" >ask player if the lag is FPS or serverside >they don't understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is fps and what is serverside >they laugh and say "its lag idk" >check their screenshare >its fps

Reinforcement Learning from Horny Feedback (RLHF)

has kell will travel

she can be so handsy sometimes~ 🥰

girls will do literally anything if it means not installing an actual IDE

domming multiple subs three stooges style