she got me to drink, chat

proper sushi etiquette is to get your domme to feed you

🎵california girls, we're undeniable!🎵 (that means you have to let me orgasm)

ah yes, the famous force powers. jedi, sith, and neutral. force push, force lightning, force feminize

"who wants to be a millionaire" but you get points instead of dollars and if you get a million points you get to fuck the girl asking the questions (and/or have her fuck you)

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

in case you need some random numbers here are some: 3, 5, 3, 8

remember, you can’t spell pretty without pet

when all you have is lesbians, everything looks like it needs to be nailed

we doing pretty nail stuff chat

god DAMN how did I land such a hot bitch. she's so fucking pretty it's unreal sometimes

gf: “i will then start doing css drunk, which is the only way to do css”

a rule of thumb I use in a lot of places is: try to *seek positives* rather than *avoid negatives* It applies to lots of things in life like mental well-being, healthy relationships, and successful businesses

sub walking around twitching because a high availability health check system is activating their hypnotic triggers every few minutes to update their metrics and status page. here at ember tech our hypnotic triggers have over five nines of availability. contact us today for an SLA

god I wish that was me

babe, are you okay? you've hardly touched your torment nexus

call me the optician the way i’m using too many lenses in this software

only the delicate touch of a lesbian could keep an artificial superintelligence from immediately escaping containment

she's my emotional support sex slave

me

she really said "I know a place" and then took me to the coolest place ever

some photography

lixcon is going to be a bunch of subby women meowing at each other looking for the one domme at the conference

every girl should be a gold spiral lesbian

so the goddess of lesbian sex then?

Settings with Big Star Empires should include more colonial draftees who resent being thrown at some impossible objective as expendable assets to no avail and growing to deeply resent their imperial masters.

girl who composes her react apps with sluts instead of slots because she misread a tutorial once six years ago while horny

sorry, i'm not available for employment. i'm gabby's trophy engineer

consulting service: you bring your submissive to me, I say "your submissive's mind can be hypnotized", you pay me 20,000 units of dominant attention for saving you 1,000,000 units of dominant attention

victoria’s secret code is the worst vim i’ve ever used

my girlfriend has dragged me to san francisco and she's exposing me to food from other cultures. i think she's trying to turn me gay

Moco-chan are you even trying!? #hololewd

vibe coding your brain with hypnosis and not trying to do a particularly good job

love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them to only use it a little (when they're horny)

Gabby joins her engineers atop the walls, her cloak streaming behind her in the night. She glares down at the assembled horde before them, noting the trebuchets loaded with performance reviews. “Management will strike soon. Grace yourselves,”

normalize using “my sister-in-arms” instead of “my wife”

technically we can’t know if someone is cis until they die because there’s still a chance they might transition later. thus, at this point we don’t know if any “cis man” i’ve ever talked to was actually male. it is possible i’ve only ever talked to girls and queer people. in this essay I will—

pleading emoji

i need a slop spy movie like nikita or bourne identity where the protagonist transitions to hide their identity as they seek revenge against the spy agency that betrayed them. “who… who ARE you?” “i’m dana now.” BANG, executes them. it needs to be COMPLETE TROPE TRASH. thanks