missed my shot by one day; no wonder i was feeling shitty today

this is the PL shitpost I promised

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

incredible PL shitpost incoming

feeling pretty today

most software engineers just reinvent compilers badly and don't even realize they're doing it for example they'll use strings where they really want variables or use YAML/JSON where they really want an AST

If I see a datatype with more than N fields or constructors of very similar shapes I'm just going to automatically assume that the code I'm looking at is garbage

Apparently you can reliably jailbreak frontier models with poetry. How … poetic arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

I'm begging all engineers … BEGGING … to stop creating codenames for internal engineering projects It's a huge architecture smell because it causes most engineers to turn off their brains because they think about solving everything in terms of frameworks instead of ordinary and simple code

OpenAI announces GPT 5.2: Tokyo Drift

cuddling my gf to maximize shareholder value

hello world

Succubus mascot for @fullmoon.id 's programming language Grace github.com/Gabriella439... It's pretty cool, I played with it for a bit and I enjoyed it

the “rule of cool” for designing programming language features

the optimal amount of mistakes in life is not zero; in fact, it's not even small

every time i revisit front-end work EVERYTHING IS FUCKING DIFFERENT and they act like the current flavor-of-the-day framework is the next big thing here to stay

i'm really way overdue for creating a docs site for grace

gonna implement `show : forall (a : Type) . a -> Text` and it will break parametricity and be supremely fucked up and glorious

i’m a machine that turns oreos into type theory

lesbian sex is basically a roguelike

the most important reason to create a programming language feature is to craft the ultimate PLT shitpost

My original motivation in adding the LLM-related features to trygrace.dev was to power my own personal agent (and that's still something I work on in my free time) but I also began to apply her at work for risk-related workflows I do think you can use Grace as a better MCP and I'll elaborate…

awoooooooooooooooo

as a programming language author, i fucking "love" when a type checking bug has a minimal reproduction that looks like this

hypnosis is just rizz + dog training

eat shit seija

management 💭 “we have a successful and profitable business and a great thing going. how can we go about fucking it up?”

i saw. i conquered. i came

she's so fucking cute when she's tipsy

This catgirl complies with Part 15 of the FCC rules. Operation is subject to the following two conditions: (1) this catgirl may not cause harmful interference, and (2) this catgirl must accept any interference received, like the good girl she is.

i hate the sort of person who assumes that if someone disagrees with them they must not have understood them yeah, no, someone can understand you crystal clear and still disagree with you

A skittish dog … is trained with precision. A skittish sub … requires nothing less! 🎵 A collar, discipline, and rules … must be the tools 🎵 Without them: disorder! chaos! moral disintegration! In short, you have a ghastly mess!

staying in an emotionally abusive relationship worsens the abuse because you either go quiet about the relationship (which makes it impossible to connect with anyone outside the relationship, isolating you from others) or you apologize to others for your partner's behavior (deepening the abuse)

love me love my girl

gabby after listening to me yap about writing concepts

ember: i find the symbolism here really compelling because it's integrating lesbianism and fascism me: oh, so basically kill la kill. got it

THE NARRATIVE THROUGH LINE HAS BEEN RESTORED

It drives me fucking nuts that we as a society (especially the US) collectively pretend that so many of us are not horny and/or down to fuck. We are culturally sterilizing public spaces of all sexual energy and acting like sex is some sort of dark and dirty secret

tailwind is fucking stupid

if i were a clothing store i would simply not discontinue every single product after a few months

god DAMN how did I land such a hot bitch. she's so fucking pretty it's unreal sometimes

I think the perfect dessert would basically be tiramisu + a barely ripe banana

a language is woke if it has too many bottoms

if my girlfriend links me in her bluesky bio and i link her in my bluesky bio does that make us a webring?

I don't know who needs to hear this but one of the telltale signs of an emotionally abusive partner is that they will sit on "ammunition" (things that bother them that they won't bring up in the moment, but instead will sit on so that they can use it against you at a later and more opportune time)

YAML's original sin was allowing string literals to be unquoted. Most other YAML bullshit is downstream of that

a rule of thumb I use in a lot of places is: try to *seek positives* rather than *avoid negatives* It applies to lots of things in life like mental well-being, healthy relationships, and successful businesses

looking cute today