If people don't actually use the shitty AI we keep violently thrusting at them, the bubble will pop, and our wasteful investments into water guzzling, anti-human infrastructure will bankrupt us. Despite spouting shit about free markets/consumer first, we have decided you WILL use our slopgorithms.

today in things that never happened

David Lynch received an Academy Award nomination for his 🇺🇸 American neo-noir mystery thriller film "BLUE VELVET" (1986) blending psychological horror with film noir, starring Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper and Laura Dern 🎬 De Laurentiis Ent. Go 🎞 #FilmNoir

3-1, Arsenal! GYOKERES!

my millennial boss described a piece of too-long copy I sent him as a "fall out boy song title"

Van hollen heads, together strong

I wish I could get vacations doing dumb shit like this. You do not represent *me* Dame Cynthia Alexandria Pratt Governor General of the Bahamas

seat kicker to my back, farter to my front. this is the trade off to a perfect, upgraded seat on a nearby empty plane on my way here.

this is the closest we're ever going to get to "I can't believe the leopards ate my face" in the wild

"Criticisms of AI must include guidance for responsible engagement with it, not just exhortations to avoid it" good lord, I am so tired of these pieces that are the "sensible AI guy" stance that mostly comes down to "AI is here to stay and I am ready to lick the boot, begrudgingly"

#tagtuesday #EastCoastKin

It's good to see that Talib Kwali's debate style has caught on so much on this site amongst the "can pick the fight but can't stay and fight it" crowd. "Well I'm just a poster, whom exists on this platform and has never confronted anyone about anything, so how dare you come for me!"

Trying the ol' "Pweaze mister pwesident, weave us awone" again

Jesus goal!!! 1-0 Arsenal #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #UCL

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

Looks like Virginia governor Abigail Spanberger is wasting no time in rolling back the last vestiges of public recognition of the Confederacy.

I steadfastly refuse to believe that Mike McCarthy is an actual "strong candidate" for the Steelers job. It would go against everything they've done when hiring head coaches, it would be a lame attempt to placate only the dumbest homers in the fan base, and it wouldn't make any logical sense.

I was disappeared! www.kenklippenstein.com/p/i-was-disa...

it speaks to how comatose Congress is that people regularly reference the 25th Amendment as a check on Presidential insanity when it's intended to be used in the event of like, a coma impeachment is the proper remedy but Republicans have cucked themselves out to their mad king

We're the hottest country in the world for one reason: a leader who's not afraid to demonstrate his unmatched stamina by going "eeeuuuugh" behind a lectern with his eyes 98 percent closed for 75 minutes, and then taking a few questions from Mike Lindell's cable news channel.

We've gone from defining doxing as posting someone's social security number / home address to now just posting a public officials name. How long until naming a federal agency becomes doxing, too

It's the beginning of history!

They don't get to decide who they side with. If the Governor tells them to side with a fascists, they will side with them. If the Governor demands they die to save you from fascists; they can take the job or go home. But that's their JOB.

fwiw bond market moves as a clear result of insane Trump foreign policy stuff creates a direct connection between 1) fascism and 2) affordability so maybe we could consider getting less mad at whoever is hitting him with the wrong stick at any given time

Watching the news

my campaign platform: throw Big Balls in Jail ‘26

So the Neoliberal position is OFFICIALLY that no one is in charge of your protection?

I'm going to be very honest with you: I don't have any interest in the Steelers head-coaching search until they actually hire somebody. I can't live and die with every update, rumor or interview. In the meantime, let's talk about Connor Dewar or Brandon Lowe or Paul Skenes.

Benkei Bridge (Heisei) | Toshi Yoshida

Movie guy

they should shit in a bag and return it with the subpoena COD

kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars

periodic reminder that this account is one of the worst engagement farmers on here and X—which is saying a lot I know—and you're better off ignoring their exaggerated, bait-y aggregations (the Bloomberg story does not say "may," this is merely speculative analysis based on a few stray comments)

Tying retirement to bets is a terrible idea.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

i knew world war 3 was likely i just didn’t realize the united states would be undisputed bad guys here

“Since you failed to give me the peace prize, of which I am so deserving, I am forced to show you how unpeaceful I can be.”

The United States also controls US Airways miles rewards program.

I regret only that I have but one fuck to give for my country

The fact that people are still saying this as if it wouldn't be the THIRD TIME and NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN YET AGAIN is really maddening.

Panic! At The Everywhere

lmao novak is a trump pick and he's nuking halligan

DOGE worked as designed.