Steven Toast finally getting the recognition he deserves

Cool dude

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MICHAEL BEST ACTOR JORDAN!!!!!!!

further proof weird al yankovic is the most powerful man in the world

it's cool how foreign policy is just this now except for the part about it working

TACO says it’s OK for Putin to help Iran…& now we’re helping Putin by boosting his oil revenues…& we’re very obviously ‘helping’ (putting it mildly) Netanyahu Americans are dying overseas & suffering at home Trying to work out how all this is “America First”…can someone explain it to me simply?

Lol

Smart

So embarrassing and hilarious and terrible for America in one paragraph

Paging @shuchancellor.bsky.social to the thread

Been feeling very Homer Simpson lately

I appreciated Kieran Culkin going “Sean Penn couldn’t be here or didn’t wanna be either way he won” lmao

and so it was that donald trump himself won the biggest Fell For It Again Award, having fallen hook line and sinker for "they will greet us as liberators"

This whole administration continues to be an object lesson in the catastrophic folly of letting unserious people have authority over serious things

this is a very bold thing to say -- women can't do this -- about a technology that requires the ability to issue detailed natural language instructions to an immensely powerful but childlike simpleton

Happy Monday!

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

"i'd like to thank pussy. I dunno if you caught that in the movie since it was very subtle but i'm a big fan of eating it"

It's your fault I did this.

FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.

Alt: David Borenstein accepting the Oscar for Best Documentary for his documentary Mr Nobody Against Putin

The greatest trick the wealthy elite has pulled is convincing the working class that they need a wealthy elite, but the wealthy elites don't need them.

Inshallah

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.

we have very little time to set our entire nuclear arsenal to airburst directly above the great lakes

Conan O'Brien retains his throne as King of the Oscars with opening monologue

I guess it's been long enough everyone forgot how Sean Penn beat up then-wife Madonna so they feel safe giving him awards again? smh

Today in “people saying words”

Sean Penn winning for that role over Delroy is the perfect shorthand for exactly what Hollywood is.

Last time I cared about the Oscars was when I posted on Twitter that I’d only turn it on if something weird happened and about five minutes later Will Smith slapped Chris Rock so I was like shit they sure showed me

the moron president causing an huge energy shock that will end up benefiting the forces of decarbonization on the left:

kumail about as pro as it gets

Feels like Trump will pull some shit to get attrition since people are trying to escape with Oscar’s

this is genuinely how you end up sending oil to $250-300

"longest-serving" is a hell of a term to refer to an ally

Burger King has joined Dominos in the elite club of businesses to advertise with the message “We heard you: our food sucks and we have decided to try to make it good instead”

Hilarious that the kpop demon hunter had to say thank you to Netflix like hostage release

My eyes see The Naked Gun

“Swaths of the public in Canada, Germany, France and the UK have soured on the US” since Trump.

For anyone unfamiliar with Tucker's delivery, here's his rant about the M&Ms not being sexy enough from a few years back

is helldivers still a satire on imperialism when arrowhead hasn’t rlly said anything abt the real us marines using their monologue for recruitment propaganda

Some IDES OF MARCH cartoon collaborations with the great @sofiawarrenart.bsky.social

The Atlantic says Dubai is a haven for middle-class migrants and this is their evidence. You cannot make this shit up. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

reading french theory

Kevin O'Leary will be hunted like a dog when my Regime takes power. I caution Canada, Ireland or the UAE from harboring this terrorist despite his citizenship status in your jurisdiction. He is a menace that will be brought to justice. And I hope it will be with the help of those nations.

Be-Garak the Ides of March.