There are times when I dearly miss working in public schools youtu.be/ljGV-yXATGU?...

Wow! Chiitan!

And again

Man of Steel should exist in the DCU as the Superman movie secretly produced by Nicholas Hoult’s Lex Luthor

Dramatic BW selfie mode

Getting ready for some classes today while wearing a Protect Trans Kids t-shirt with my bag displaying both Free Palestine and You Are Safe With Me pins on full display. Younger coworker walks in and is like “I would not have thought you’re cool with all that. 👍” Like, yeah, that’s why I do it.

If I wanted to show the world just how much I care about women & children's safety, I'm not sure I'd take down Amnesty International to prove it

Get me past five and I’ll surprise you

I love building LEGO (and LEGO-type) stuff, but in almost every circumstance, I simply cannot be arsed with whatever it is after it’s built.

Until last year, I taught a private weekly conversation lesson for a married couple. The husband suffered a catastrophic brain injury with almost zero prospects of any kind of recovery. The wife was devastated and told me that she would not remain in this world alone, then deleted all her socials.

I have not laughed this hard in a few weeks. It's crazy because it is 1000% right.

Transformers Street Fighter Alpha homage, art by me. #transformers #art

I’ve been a fan of @magsvisaggio.com for a while, and this article is a must read.

I don't know who needs to hear this but please do not dispute Stripe charges if a subscription auto-renews without even emailing the vendor first. Stripe charges gigantic fees for this kind of thing, it's mostly used by small businesses who will happily refund your money and/or comp you

FaceTime call with parents Mom: Your little cousins found some of your old Pokemon stuff. Me: Oh, cool. Did they have fun with it? Mom: They were afraid to touch it. One of ‘em was like “this is worth a lot of money!” Me: They’re not wrong. Give it to them if they want it.

Wife’s out of the country until the weekend, so I’ve got control of the big TV for the first time in…maybe ever? Turns out Animax is still a channel (and we get it)! Modern Japanese animated TV shows look (and sound) way different from I remember. 😮

It’s fun to go back and look, with hindsight, at where series, franchises, and entire entertainment companies peaked.

Comic Books were better when every run didn’t also have to serve as the pitch for a movie. Cartoons based on movies were better when every episode WAS intended as a pitch for a sequel

I have been expressing desire for an app that alerts me to the presence of pervert glasses in my vicinity. It exists and it's called Nearby Glasses! Immediate download.

We’ve pre-sold 75 copies! Plus 60 digital copies and 20 digital triple packs! That’s good, but we can do better! We gotta pump those numbers up! ko-fi.com/thunderclash...

Freedom (from hangovers) is the right of all sentient beings

Anniversary reissues. Close enough, I guess 😂

I thought facebook was supposed to be spying on you to provide the best targeted advertisements but I don’t have yakuza tattoos *or* a vagina.

Down you go, you miserable, evil soul.

This aged well

Breaking News: Lindsey Graham confirmed to be having an ongoing conversation with Mitch McConnell as we speak.

Made a simple breakfast sandwich. Sausage, egg, hash browns and cheddar on an English muffin with that Tajin spice I’ve been addicted to lately. Tasty, but a bit dry. Needed some kind of sauce. Dydo’s Original Blend coffee is the definition of “fine” and goes with seemingly everything

'AI Destroyed the Digital Artist' (from our BLFC show) is based on the 80's hit by The Buggles. This parody is a modern commentary on AI art. In the same vein as the original, it's a reflection on how technological advancements can disrupt established creative artforms with sad consequences.

Is there a more slept on Transformers One toy than TakaraTomy’s Brave Commander Optimus Prime? It’s like TakaraTomy accepted that there was a subsection of Transformers fans who’d want to buy exactly ONE Transformers One toy and they made this to accommodate them.

I’m pretty sure I’ve lived my life in such a way that a significant percentage of people who know of me won’t publicly react with glee at the possibility of my current and/or impending death. Which is nice.

I am going to introduce my senpai to Serial Experiments Lain and it is going to change their entire life, possibly for the better

Is there a more slept on Transformers One toy than TakaraTomy’s Brave Commander Optimus Prime? It’s like TakaraTomy accepted that there was a subsection of Transformers fans who’d want to buy exactly ONE Transformers One toy and they made this to accommodate them.

The new taco meat tortilla wrap from Family Mart smells like a fuckin’ yeast infection. 🤮

I’m sure there’s a discussion to be had about what the prettiest Gundam model is, but let’s be real, it’s this one.

I hope that Trump is paying close attention to what is being done to Mitch McConnell. His shattered, withered, rotting husk of a body is being kept “technically alive” all for some naked political gain. His wife didn’t stay at his side. The public is laughing. Denied even a dignified end.

Closed a trade today for my holy grail trading card. I do not know for sure if it is the same card my late uncle had in his collection but I also don’t know for sure that it isn’t. The card and I will occupy the space in that gap.

sex sells but heaven fucking forbid *you* try to sell it

When I am elected ruler of this world, movie budgets will capped at $75 million dollars, nobody involved in production can work more than 8 hours per day, and no remakes with members of the original cast for at least 25 years

This is so fucking cool!

When Trump started displaying all those mysterious signs of illness, somebody in government with knowledge of the situation told me something along the lines of “he’s not doing well at all, but we can and will keep him technically alive basically indefinitely”. Mitch McConnell proved them right. 😳

“I resign as leader but also nominate myself as the new leader!”

These “photo key holder” things from Japanese ¥100 store “Can Do” are great. They’re the perfect size for Pokemon-sized trading cards and turn your collectibles into cute bag charms. ❤️

For everybody who went crazy for the Katamari cousin Miso bowl, you can order it online @othatsraspberry.com store.natalie.mu/shopdetail/0...

Hey, Duolingo? Fuck you.

So, Bluesky nuked my account. No email to tell me why or anything. Please share, so I can find everyone again. Thanks.

I have such a soft spot for villains in kids shows who are just kiiiiinda bad. Like, Jessie, James, and Meowth seem less sketchy than your average IRL Pokemon card dealer.

It is extremely rare for me to buy any kind of gimmicky translucent variants, but these “solid clear” lottery prize Gundam suits spoke to me The non-white parts look like gummies The Wing Zero was the first Gunpla I built back in the 1900s and Aerial is very, very pretty Also, they’re cheap AF 😃