soap toto

[in the garden of eden] eating the apple that gave steve jobs

jfk was an arg. if you solve all the clues his brain goes back in

sledge bro

uhhhhh bluesky is giving me a 403 when I try to open it in browser?

How long do I have to be on E before I get the two bolts in my neck that I can connect a car battery to and be healed of all physical damage and negative ailments

painted my wife again (but way way better this time)

i knew there was a far side comic for the news today

lying on a couch with a blindfold on getting groped by random women i don't know. my gfs are at my side facilitating. there's a sharpie they can use to sign their name so at the end of the night i can look at my body and see how many strangers used me.

bad guys 2 if it was made by a genius (me)

I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.

I think about this quote sometimes.

•Inflatable! in pink.

Hi all! Blimpfaces comm sequence for @mistpurple.bsky.social of Panty (Panty&Stocking) trying the effect of the P-Balloon, i guess she likes it? ^^

I tripped and fell and accidentally got into #funnybunny so have this I guess. #genitalcircus

hotline bling voice i know when that onion ring

My therapist says: 'Don't look away' does not mean 'constantly stare at' Happy Friday. We will win.

I need to get put in one of those old timey flattening kink clothes wringers they're always putting anime women through online, it'd be good for my spine and ligaments

"this trans woman is such a mess, she doesn't even have a-" then buy her one. buy it and send it to her. send her a $500 coupon

Moved some of the stickers that have been on my childhood wii for about 15 years towards the back to make room for a big fuck off sticker of raymond animalcrossing inflated and I feel like I spiritually experienced the Toy Story bit where all of the Woody decor in the bedroom changes to Buzz

Gardevoir characters size difference

"tgirl tops will bring you to a room like this" and it's a photograph of a poor woman's room and the joke is that we think it's funny she's poor

Prosecuting every one of the people involved in this is the moderate position and voters need to be reminding every single Democrat running that this is how it is.

Thing from a couple weeks ago. got inflatable stuff on the brain again.

Blimp bat

An Excitingly New and Different Toy Story!

ok thanks i guess

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

I love being friends with systems like Yeah I'm best friends with Amy Rose, bitch. Bet you're jealous

Cowprint is the horniest fabric pattern

BB stands for Big Balloon (or Big Berry idk)

Making a lil drink for my residents

wishful thinking

I wanted to change my name to Alex for years even back when I still thought I was cis, decided "ok no problem I can feminise this" but I came out around the time This Is So Sad Alexa Play Despacito was a meme so that was right out, so I went with Alexis after the girl from Yugioh GX instead

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product BLUESKY: likes are now florps USERS: what BLUESKY: images goes sideways

Fuck it, posting sketch of my favorite chain-smoking child endangering baddie 🚬

Introducing: Issue #1 of FLOAT, a zine for all things expansion Thank you very much to all of the contributors, who will be listed in the replies! Especially big thanks to @halwithahat.bsky.social for singlehandedly doing the design and formatting. They are insanely talented and awesome!

Faith being cheeky

2/3 of the challenges on the Beast Games

brat 4 brat goes crazy

"this character can't be trans because the author wasn't explicitly trying to create a trans woman" neither were my parents, how'd that work out for them?

OK, so this is one of the posts it made before the suspension, so... If this (allegedly) is what triggered some automod or (ALLEGEDLY) was manually moderated???? OH, THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. BSKY TEAM, YOU ARE (ALLEGEDLY) SCARING THE HOES ON WHY'S BEHALF RIGHT NOW!!!

Some milking is in order.. 🐄🥛

we're seeing the "some wrestlers just fit other promotions better" phenomenon so clearly this year, not just with Danhausen in WWE but with Ciampa in AEW. Both guys went from doing dick fuck nothing to being fan favourites in just a few months with a change of scenery.

balloon the bat

I think about this post so much

age 12: why i gotta be in this boring ass store looking at shit that aint video games age 39 the moment i set foot in anywhere with kitchen appliances: www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Du...