truthfully I just had to start the year off with a good movie because my friends are watching Money Plane tomorrow and I cannot have a second year in recent memory begin with fucking Money Plane

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

well, for better or for worse, lock up your daughters because it is time for the 2026 Lexi media thread

this admin is profoundly and absolutely detached from reality, in a directly internet and slop-enabled way that I do think is genuinely unique in history.

watching a dumb as fuck anime movie with a big dopey grin on my face and then turning my other monitor back on once it's finished and immediately discovering that america has invaded venezuela. cool man. sure.

Twirling my hair and muttering "god what a woman" when I see a pic of a monster girl regurgitating an entire skeletons worth of acid washed bones

Shaded Ink Commission sequence for @a-dragon-from.space ! A decent into gluttony happens one meal at a time...

Carol's Blue New Year... You gotta stop eating those weird leftover Christmas Cookies. Patreon Com.

"Look I swear its getting bigger!" "You see what you want to see~" #Hyper #Expansion #Butt #Muffet

Why in the fuck does mobile discord give me notifications every now and again for someone pinning a message and how the fuck do I please make it never do that again

Anything helps, my income is kinda fucked during an Entire Week+1 Day Without Internet

wowwww you mean to tell me new yorkers are paying a lot of money for food? that thought has never once occurred to me in my entire life, thank you youtube recommendations

first drawing of the year, darumi amemiya from hundred line last defense academy with her big boobs- i mean big sireis

Can magnetic fridge poetry show contrition. Do dice feel pain. Is this calculator my friend.

ICE agents experiencing a minor inconvenience to their based and redpilled deportation operation

first i joked about #spamton reminding me of blind Pew from Treasure Island cartoon and now I redrew a whole bunch of #deltarune characters in Kievnauchfilm style and i had so much fun doing so its craaazyyyyy🥰 #fanart #art #digitalart #susie #ralsei #kris #tenna

Reminder that having a Bf who's part dog require plenty of attention and tender loving They may also be punished or rewarded with a good blimping to prevent hyperactive behaviour/behaviour training <3

Silly thing I made for wifey @gnomadine.bsky.social

Thank God I'm not that bratty. Oh wait this drawing is about me. That's me oh wait oh fuck-

if I had a nickel for every time a series I don't like *that* much but have still gotten way too invested in took a woman character associated with ice powers and made her a flat one note rich bitch just to give the gay man hero she's related to a narrative foil, oh you know how the joke goes by now

screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

More weird fantasy needs a boss/villain called like, "The Dollmaker" or "Doll Taker" and have like a creepy shop in the scary part of town full of creepy life-sized dolls she attacks you with, and the streets outside are littered with missing persons posters of all the girls who go missing

Everyone I know who hasn't watched Skinamarink either thinks it sounds boring or thinks it sounds too scary

i'm going to offer my ko-fi as an alternative method of payment for the forseeable future. if a direct line is preferable, this is the way. anything and everything is appreciated. ko-fi.com/ichorplus

as it turns out the amount i am talkig about here is enough to wipe out my entire bank account and i am due to pay it in a week so. any help would be appreciated

got an unpayable credit card debt eating hundreds out of a cashflow that i simply do not have due to being unemployed for nearly 2 fucking years now and i don't know what to do. i'm nearing the end of my rope on a monthly basis

🎵So join the parade, turn that frown upside down! While you're screamin' in pain, I'll be laughing out loud! Singin' "God can't save us" (we're laughing either way)! God can't save us (we're laughing either way)! God can't save us!🎵 @lusciousxvicious.bsky.social made me a Hellsona for my birthday~!

The goal of life is not to become a god but to have jester's privilege among the gods. Find those who embody the quiet expanse between all things and the wind which may come to blow the dust away and be the one to say to them "hey im going tesco you want anything"

call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago

If the lion of the jungle said he loved his enemy, would he get so far? #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

won the first game of deadlock I played in about four months by doing badly in lane, bottom damaging across both teams with bebop, and then getting carried, ya just love to see it

It's hard to stop once you start...

hi we're a small crowd of innertubes that all clumped together in the current pool at a waterpark which we realised a bit too late that we weren't quite fast enough to swim past and couldn't quite swim back behind because of the current

The celebration’s still going! 🎊🍾🎉

coyote-and-teddy-bear.png 💛

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

It's kind of funny that the NYCMayor Twitter account just changes names without archiving the old posts so now it's @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's name on all of Eric Adams' old tweets

been kind of a funny thing seeing some reaction to this being "what's he talking about, republicans don't know how to speak with civility and decorum" just - zoop - right over the head

Chatting with @monstergrotto.bsky.social lead to me drawing up a mothwoman who "Bothers" liam alot during his job

they're calling 2026 the year of the surrealist kink. you need to be torn between jerking it and contemplating philosophies because of the same image. Now.

year of the horse

these are the villains of a Like a Dragon spinoff game set in long island

people were in genuine tears mourning the impending loss of lv1 .

desktop pet princess gf who throws a tantrum and yells at you to put her down at once when you click on her and lift her up by the back of her dress

look to the furry on your left, and to your right. look behind you, and in front of you. each of these furries is into a taboo yet completely mundane kink, and they don't trust you enough to tell you because you look like a cop to them.

Was that because of the balloon or did her suit just malfuction??? December poll results are now up on the funny site >:]