i kinda really fucking hate operating a separate nsfw account and having to do the song and dance of "how appropriate is this for normies" every time i post something. i'm too autistic for this shit

ate my yummy 2000 calorie snack

fattening your fav characters up is pretty therapeutic you should try it

The danger of being a baker is eating all your own cakes :P Sketch for TastySandvich!

sledge bro

koopas

sledge bro

koopas

i'm not entirely surprised mario rarely references big island from super mario bros 3 anymore. like here's our gimmick, we have bigger platforms, enemies that are easier to hit cause they're bigger, maybe it's hard to keep it interesting

wednesday

okay... you can stop going up and down the stairs now (friend animated over my drawing)

look who's big in town

Beer Barrel Belly Buster - 15 pound cheeseburger intended for two-person challenge eating If plate is cleaned by two people under four hours, winners get $400 cash, T-shirts, and the burger free Estimated 15,000 calories $80 @ Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, Clearfield, PA

i finally beat super mario bros 3! jesus fucking christ world 8 is crazy unfair, i'm not surprised baby deer never made it past world 7

pet my bair HD

fatfur meet at the great molasses flood

A perfectly safe 2.3 million gallon tank of molasses 35,320,000,000 (35.3 billion) calories Whatever the price of a time machine to 1919 is @ Boston, MA

Fisher

the version of the nyan cat song that got popular isn't even the version with miku in it btw.

so my apartment came with a full length mirror installed in it already and honestly, makes me feel so fucking huge and fat and i love it ☺️

Fisher

Baker

maybe i could be like if miyazaki was into fat liberation and swimming doohickeys

Baker

let's stream at a weird hour cause i'm recovering from wisdom tooth surgery stream starts at 08:00 amsterdam time www.twitch.tv/pocketdeerbe...

let's stream at a weird hour cause i'm recovering from wisdom tooth surgery stream starts at 08:00 amsterdam time www.twitch.tv/pocketdeerbe...

BIG SUSHI CONVEYOR🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣

Comm for @neonlizard.bsky.social!

they are making 1 yum sized serving of soup for me

i just dropped it. belarus and russia can wait another few hours, lol youtu.be/Co1tBq_m8Q4

Storage Bin Tiramisu - Best enjoyed on a waterside bike ride Estimated at 70,000 calories

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

destroying you not with facts and logic but crushing you with my big belly

it's literally awesome to be in an environment where being fat is by default attractive. shaking my tummy and getting everyone's attention instantly... my power...

tummy time

i forget who said this, but i have also adopted the worldview that we've gotta turn around & start the whole "toxic masculinity" discussion over with the understanding that what we're actually talking about is men catching strays from transmisogyny

humans have cool species-features too, like some of them are fat

trans cat girl, Hitomi, feels intimacy.

reposting my anti racist anti white supremacy bunny boy!!!!

it's Andi! she's a red panda

maybe a controversial take but telling someone they should die or kill themself is nowhere near as harmful as taking part in a harassment campaign against them

Now captioned in english!

Our favourite buoyancy pokemon, what was it called? Bloatzel? #フローゼルの日

streaming more TOMODACHI LIFE again starting at 23:00 amsterdam time www.twitch.tv/pocketdeerbe...

my bellyyyyy my belyyyyy

streaming more TOMODACHI LIFE again starting at 23:00 amsterdam time www.twitch.tv/pocketdeerbe...

i think i kinda resented ghibli movies for a while the same way i did any disney movies but now i can clearly see that they're genuinely excellent films with lots of fans that just do not understand them. curse of popularity i guess

the more popular something is, the more it will be exposed to people who only have other popular media to compare it to, therefore everything popular is gonna be a little overrated and u have to be ok with that