Angemon ✨🪽

b00b day 2025 #いい雄っぱいの日

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I've collected 2 Poké Balls for you! 🔵

@canucklehead.bsky.social so generously volunteered to be my Jack o Lantern this year 😉 I think hes ready for display!

I think I'm eating too much candy lolol

i think this is the longest my beard has ever been. if i took better care of it and the skin underneath didn’t hate me, im kinda interested in seeing how long i can get it

ngl i’m feeling bigger and heavier lately 👀

first new underwear and very fitting for the first snowfall of the season 🥰❄️

it’s gone

who’s gonna tell him

bowser doodle a while ago

how do i become more comfortable with small talk? i’m so tired of losing friendships and making people mad because of my inability to hold a conversation because my autism hates repetition and bothering people especially when it inevitably leads to nowhere.

i sure hope i can fix my car battery situation next week bc i really need to cuddle a man

i’m once again asking developers to stop making user interface changes for the fucking sake of making changes

Wore a singlet for humpday, let me know when you want to hit the mats 🤼‍♂️

Morning!

tbt xxs —> xxl

well my fucking car battery is dead 🙃

#werewolfWednesday at the singlet party! Wonder if this'll happen at MFF HMMMM (FYI, there issss a singlet party at MFF, and it's in my suite~ heh butter me up for invites uwu) #TFTUESDAY #TRANSFUR #TFEVERYDAY

boutta bribe myself with takeout just to fuckin get groceries lol

my body shape is too weirddddddddddddddddddddd

ngl i’m feeling bigger and heavier lately 👀

(im not trying on all 7 pairs today lmao) just be warned that there might be lots of selfies incoming over the week lmao

first new underwear and very fitting for the first snowfall of the season 🥰❄️

it’s gone

really fucking wasted this week 🫠

BIG BOYS BIG CHUBBY BOYS BIG FAT CHUBBY BOYS BIG FAT CHUBBY TITTY BOYS BIG FAT CHUBBY BOUNCY TITTY BOYS BIG FAT DICKED CHUBBY BOUNCY TITTY BOYS BIG FAT DICKED CHUBBY BOUNCY HAIRY TITTY BOYS BIG FAT SMALL DICKED CHUBBY BOUNCY HAIRY TITTY BOYS BIG FAT SMALL DICKED CHUBBY BOUNCY HAIRY SWEATY TITTY BOYS

pakidge

shooting out a few apartment emails tonight (though likely moving at the beginning of march) and creating an apartment facts spreadsheet and it’s still stressing me out lmao

i almost forgot today was tuesday 🥴

lemme make you lose NNN 😘

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Happy Tummy Tuesday to all those who observe! 🤤🐷

How’s this for a #TummyTuesday? 😈🐷🥵

i don’t have a caption for this one, i just like it and feel like it needs to be shared 🥰

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regretfully and against my will turning on my heat for the first time this season because if i don’t i won’t get out from under my blanket bc it’s too cold otherwise 😫

did hidden valley change something about their recipe or has it always been shit and i’m just realizing?

kinda regret not making plans this week bc im kinda lonely, but it’s nice to just do nothing but play video games and eat and sleep all week.

really dislike how regular mountain dew is the only “energy drink” that will keep me up all night

trying to bribe myself to get out of bed with a pizza but it’s not working bc it’s cold outside my covers 😔

Republicans took away your healthcare. We refused to fight back. Please rush us $3

me, one day after placing an order on the weekend, after selecting the cheapest, slowest shipping option: wheer me pakidge

still think we need end the mockumentery genre, but i’m starting st denis only because of wendi mclendon-covey and david allen grier. so over the camera glances ever 5 seconds.

i’m just saying, i see that light blue on the maps and i know where you can find a warm soft cuddly teddy bear that loves to have his belly and tits played with 😇

Commission for @/exquisitegenesis on tumblr!

is this at the same stadium where he’s trying to (re: intimidate/bribe) the team to rename it after him because he “helped secure funding” for it to be built or some shit?

The same motherfuckers who wailed about Kaepernick kneeling during anthems because it "brought politics into the sport" are almost certainly doing victory laps when the President of the United fucking States is in the commentary booth cause that ain't political, obviously!

i really should learn to cook meats that aren’t beef, but they all intimidate me, and cooking chicken scares me lmao