Garlic teriyaki oven-fried chicken wings. Very tasty!

Shit I forgot to train for the Olympics again

The lake is on his head, and his ears are sailboats

Pasta helps sometimes, you know

🎵 Workin’ on my night breads 🎵

Took advantage of a sunny day in January to be off pavement for a little while.

Serving that George Liquor energy Totally normal individual

Tummy Tuesday Time 🕣

This one turned out nicely. Might have a new dough recipe. 🍕

Very much appreciating the “drop things in the pot and have a hot meal in 20 minutes”-ness of my rice cooker tonight

Following this story today has broken me. There’s some new abhorrent thing every fucking day and we’re not even a year in. I’m not sure how to exist as a constant ball of shame, grief, and anger, but it would be nice if some of the people that hold stations of power would try to do something.

“You finally got off your ass before noon. Back at work?” How dare u

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

These attacks are inexcusable. This administration needs to be held accountable- now.

That blurry time at the end of December when easy access to holiday treats is starting to become obvious

I started this dough at like 1am so it would be ready to bake off in the morning, and it was 100% worth it

Streamers are awful at promoting new shows. I see cancellation announcements for things I’ve never heard of “‘The Beltway’ Not Renewed at Paramount+” “Netflix axes ‘Carbonara’ Ahead of Season 2” “‘Wombat Tavern’ Revival Shelved by Peacock”

Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)

Precious cargo 🍩

Tried a new dough recipe tonight. It was pretty decent 🍕

For some reason, when I stumble onto an episode of The X-Files on TV, it’s almost always the first season episode “Ice.” This has been happening to me for like 30 years, including just now I’m watching “Ice” for probably the 12th time

Honored to be the runner-up for the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, an award made up yesterday to appease giant idiots & marked by some thrift store trophies glued together to make a bigger trophy, a participant medal from the Walla Walla Turkey Trot, and a certificate filled in on a Word 97 template.

Another Tummy Tuesday, another snapshot under the “suggestive” tag…

Successful Thanksgiving, I’d say

The Northern Exposure episode where the town marks Thanksgiving with Indigenous residents pummeling white people with rotten produce feels pretty apropos right now. 🍅 (Redmond is an affluent-ish suburb of Seattle & home to Microsoft & Nintendo, for those not in the know.)

I see we’ve reached the time of year where I invariably misread “cranberry curd tart” as “cranberry turd cart.” 😌

Hotel mirrors, you know?

If this isn’t the sack of rotting potatoes calling the kettle black… newrepublic.com/post/202898/...

Working on the winter bod.

There are more of us than there are of them.

Clocked and I don’t caaaaaare

Kaneta-nyan, a laid-back cat, is the “Chief Relaxation Officer” of Kanetaya Furniture Store in Chiba City. As a professional in relaxation, he proposes a relaxed and comfortable lifestyle. When he eats peanuts, he suddenly starts talking passionately about furniture and interior design.

Welcome to too-short undershirt season

I’m being recruited by other countries, so I guess you could say things are going pretty well here 😌

Bummer about the Louvre, that’s crazy Anyway I recently inherited some antique jewelry, and the holidays are coming up, so hmu if you’re looking for some gift ideas or a really luxe Halloween costume (maybe like a French emperor or something idk)

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Sagappa Joe, the mascot of Sagami Women’s University, is a kappa who lives in the pond in the school garden, despite not being able to swim. He is renowned for his shapely buttocks.

I watch a lot of TV. But I haven’t watched terrestrial TV in a while, and I am tonight because of A Sports Thing I’ve somehow never heard of a single one of the shows being advertised during the ad breaks

I think the me that is carefully rationing the last of the cream cheese between two halves of the final bagel would have some very choice words for the me that was slathering the start of the tub onto that first bagel like an overzealous bricklayer with a trowel

They put my iced coffee in a large soda cup, and it just feels wrong 😫

Allium buddies

These dumbasses have no idea how fucking unpopular they are outside of their right wing cable news bubble and political rallies full of the most hateful people on the continent

Tuesday, maybe the best day of the week

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits