if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits

Celebrating Tummy Tuesday the traditional way ✅

Kyun-chan, a shy Japanese pika disguised as a deer, is the tourism mascot for Hokkaido.

If I am ever driven to violence, it will be because of someone needlessly clicking their acrylic nails against A Product an inch from the camera

Monday WFH fit 💻

Mmm, heat lamp ☀️

Sometimes you need a PPP! Private ✔️ Pizza ✔️ Party ✔️

This is fucking stupid It’s hard enough to buy big & tall clothes that fit correctly without your own dumb vanity sizing scale

As Dem politicians like Pete Buttigieg throw trans athletes under the bus and efforts grow to erase their records, I highly recommend this book on how fascism shaped modern sports to ostracize queer and BIPOC people and naturalize gender hierarchies.

I love WFH days.

JFC, he’s a walking Rage Comic

“Chait recalls Musk visiting the restaurant last week and telling the team that if a dish wasn’t ‘epic,’ it shouldn’t be on the menu.” LMAO, what a fucking tool.

Calling sushi from the grocery store deli “pre-rolls”

This was a good one for a same-day dough

Tuesday? Tummying. Drive-thru stop on the way to work? Very likely.

(Not an ask for pics, I just appreciate the sentiment ✔️)

One of the best parts of my partner being town is he makes lovely breakfast on the weekend If you need me, I’ll be in a food coma on the couch for a bit 😮‍💨

Very pleased with how these turned out 😩

I get it

With the awful news from the last couple hours, this post from the political optimism subreddit helped to break through a bit of the despair fog. Repubs know this is political suicide, ICE's support is crumbling despite the budget increase, and there's a myriad of ways to fight back. Keep strong.

Needed this reminder today.

Evergreen

It is June 29th and my streaming video just kicked off with a “back to school” commercial We used to be a real country 😤

His score *makes* Bullitt, as much as Steve McQueen or the car chase. RIP youtu.be/S__L_OQe6NE?...

BRISKET

This is brilliant

Got an early start on Tummy Tuesday but fell asleep before posting. Oops.

On one hand, I want to be productive and do all the things On the other, I want to crawl under a blanket on the couch and not move for the next 11 hours We contain multitudes

Sometimes happiness is only a burrito away 🌯

Oh boy, do I ever

Swole Sunday or something, idk

This is so incredibly stuck in my head youtu.be/emOKaGi8u5U?...

Tummy Tuesday at the end of a rainy beach vacation 🌧️

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

Reposting because I’m dumb and didn’t label appropriately [generic tummy Tuesday caption]

Today, I am announcing that I am removing myself from consideration as the next Pope. I appreciate your understanding during this difficult time.

YT made me do a double-take by suggesting a video with a logo very reminiscent of a well-known website that served a certain community many years ago. IYKYK

I bought an old-ish used car back in December in a pinch, and have been waiting for the chance to clean up the paint a little. Came out ok!

I put chili crisp on a breakfast sandwich and it continues its streak of making everything better

What it feels like getting to the end of this week

Working on the summer bod this Tuesday 🍩

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

My hair product of choice changed packaging and it’s much less fun

The lamp in my hotel room is perfect

Still Tuesday for a few minutes 🕛

Yeah, I mean, I guess I’ll have a second dinner, sure

Wishing I was going out to breakfast instead of work. Dang Mondays.

After a couple really uneven takeout experiences it’s nice to remember I can be competent in the kitchen (even if it’s pretty basic stuff) Not pictured: a very large, very cold beer