Been sick for 3 days. Officially taking cold remedy suggestions 🤧

Summer bod’s nearly ready ☀️

Lol everything about this is so trashy, how the fuck is this real life

Sea lion partaaaaaay

The pickleball lobby must be insanely powerful I can’t wrap my head around how the weird game we played in PE for a week once a year has had such a massive explosion in its profile

Umabee, a dog with a massive tongue, wears a bowl and its lid as clothes and is the tourism mascot for Higashiyamato, Tokyo.

(Tummy) Tuesday morning & creeping up on a milestone

New fave reaction image just dropped (Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DXz6nuc...)

The Voting Rights Act has been essential to protecting everyone’s freedom to vote. By destroying a key provision of the VRA that ensured Black voters were fairly represented, the Supreme Court today betrayed the legacy of the civil rights movement. We won’t stop fighting.

Share a movie or TV show ending that is forever seared into your brain 🎥 📺 🧠

Mental break time: tummy Tuesday

I’ve been making my way through The Larry Sanders Show for the first time, and I did not anticipate how often I would be clocking that all of the actors in a particular scene have died It’s really weird In this one: Garry Shandling, Rip Torn, Gene Siskel, and John Ritter

Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you’re at right now 🖖

Take a Star Trek episode and replace one word in the title with “bitch” (or “bitches”) “For the World is Hollow and I have Touched the Bitch” “Bitch Leave” “The Outrageous Bitch” “The Inner Bitch” “Move Along Bitch”

Happy new suspenders day 🎉

This is very good reporting that sheds light on just how small the extremely pro-Trump online right really is. The online right is totally astroturfed. The White House's own staffers are running meme accounts to make them look more popular than they are. www.wired.com/story/a-whit...

Monday WFH fits are shirts optional, btw

When someone hasn’t tagged their lewds and it’s just staring back at you when you’re scrolling idly through the timeline minding your own business

Traditional Tummy Tuesday toll, ticked ✅

The Internet says it’s National Pizza Day, so who am I to argue? Crumbled hot Italian sausage, bell pepper, onion, whole milk mozz/white cheddar blend, parm after the bake

Garlic teriyaki oven-fried chicken wings. Very tasty!

Shit I forgot to train for the Olympics again

The lake is on his head, and his ears are sailboats

Pasta helps sometimes, you know

🎵 Workin’ on my night breads 🎵

Took advantage of a sunny day in January to be off pavement for a little while.

Serving that George Liquor energy Totally normal individual

Tummy Tuesday Time 🕣

This one turned out nicely. Might have a new dough recipe. 🍕

Very much appreciating the “drop things in the pot and have a hot meal in 20 minutes”-ness of my rice cooker tonight

Following this story today has broken me. There’s some new abhorrent thing every fucking day and we’re not even a year in. I’m not sure how to exist as a constant ball of shame, grief, and anger, but it would be nice if some of the people that hold stations of power would try to do something.

“You finally got off your ass before noon. Back at work?” How dare u

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

These attacks are inexcusable. This administration needs to be held accountable- now.

That blurry time at the end of December when easy access to holiday treats is starting to become obvious

I started this dough at like 1am so it would be ready to bake off in the morning, and it was 100% worth it

Streamers are awful at promoting new shows. I see cancellation announcements for things I’ve never heard of “‘The Beltway’ Not Renewed at Paramount+” “Netflix axes ‘Carbonara’ Ahead of Season 2” “‘Wombat Tavern’ Revival Shelved by Peacock”

Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)

Precious cargo 🍩

Tried a new dough recipe tonight. It was pretty decent 🍕

For some reason, when I stumble onto an episode of The X-Files on TV, it’s almost always the first season episode “Ice.” This has been happening to me for like 30 years, including just now I’m watching “Ice” for probably the 12th time

Honored to be the runner-up for the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, an award made up yesterday to appease giant idiots & marked by some thrift store trophies glued together to make a bigger trophy, a participant medal from the Walla Walla Turkey Trot, and a certificate filled in on a Word 97 template.

Another Tummy Tuesday, another snapshot under the “suggestive” tag…

Successful Thanksgiving, I’d say