Hotel mirrors, you know?

If this isn’t the sack of rotting potatoes calling the kettle black… newrepublic.com/post/202898/...

Working on the winter bod.

There are more of us than there are of them.

Clocked and I don’t caaaaaare

Kaneta-nyan, a laid-back cat, is the “Chief Relaxation Officer” of Kanetaya Furniture Store in Chiba City. As a professional in relaxation, he proposes a relaxed and comfortable lifestyle. When he eats peanuts, he suddenly starts talking passionately about furniture and interior design.

Welcome to too-short undershirt season

I’m being recruited by other countries, so I guess you could say things are going pretty well here 😌

Bummer about the Louvre, that’s crazy Anyway I recently inherited some antique jewelry, and the holidays are coming up, so hmu if you’re looking for some gift ideas or a really luxe Halloween costume (maybe like a French emperor or something idk)

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white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Sagappa Joe, the mascot of Sagami Women’s University, is a kappa who lives in the pond in the school garden, despite not being able to swim. He is renowned for his shapely buttocks.

I watch a lot of TV. But I haven’t watched terrestrial TV in a while, and I am tonight because of A Sports Thing I’ve somehow never heard of a single one of the shows being advertised during the ad breaks

I think the me that is carefully rationing the last of the cream cheese between two halves of the final bagel would have some very choice words for the me that was slathering the start of the tub onto that first bagel like an overzealous bricklayer with a trowel

They put my iced coffee in a large soda cup, and it just feels wrong 😫

Allium buddies

These dumbasses have no idea how fucking unpopular they are outside of their right wing cable news bubble and political rallies full of the most hateful people on the continent

Tuesday, maybe the best day of the week

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits

Celebrating Tummy Tuesday the traditional way ✅

Kyun-chan, a shy Japanese pika disguised as a deer, is the tourism mascot for Hokkaido.

If I am ever driven to violence, it will be because of someone needlessly clicking their acrylic nails against A Product an inch from the camera

Monday WFH fit 💻

Mmm, heat lamp ☀️

Sometimes you need a PPP! Private ✔️ Pizza ✔️ Party ✔️

This is fucking stupid It’s hard enough to buy big & tall clothes that fit correctly without your own dumb vanity sizing scale

As Dem politicians like Pete Buttigieg throw trans athletes under the bus and efforts grow to erase their records, I highly recommend this book on how fascism shaped modern sports to ostracize queer and BIPOC people and naturalize gender hierarchies.

I love WFH days.

JFC, he’s a walking Rage Comic

“Chait recalls Musk visiting the restaurant last week and telling the team that if a dish wasn’t ‘epic,’ it shouldn’t be on the menu.” LMAO, what a fucking tool.

Calling sushi from the grocery store deli “pre-rolls”

This was a good one for a same-day dough

Tuesday? Tummying. Drive-thru stop on the way to work? Very likely.

(Not an ask for pics, I just appreciate the sentiment ✔️)

One of the best parts of my partner being town is he makes lovely breakfast on the weekend If you need me, I’ll be in a food coma on the couch for a bit 😮‍💨

Very pleased with how these turned out 😩

I get it

With the awful news from the last couple hours, this post from the political optimism subreddit helped to break through a bit of the despair fog. Repubs know this is political suicide, ICE's support is crumbling despite the budget increase, and there's a myriad of ways to fight back. Keep strong.

Needed this reminder today.

Evergreen

It is June 29th and my streaming video just kicked off with a “back to school” commercial We used to be a real country 😤

His score *makes* Bullitt, as much as Steve McQueen or the car chase. RIP youtu.be/S__L_OQe6NE?...

BRISKET

This is brilliant

Got an early start on Tummy Tuesday but fell asleep before posting. Oops.

On one hand, I want to be productive and do all the things On the other, I want to crawl under a blanket on the couch and not move for the next 11 hours We contain multitudes

Sometimes happiness is only a burrito away 🌯

Oh boy, do I ever

Swole Sunday or something, idk