turns you into an orca for orcatober-oh wait shoot this is the wrong month you’re going to gave to wait a whole year to turn back now oopsy

guys the supermoon tonight actually just turned me into a fat werewolf what the heck this is crazy

happy hypnobesityvember!

"it's the day after halloween and you're still in your costume?" i asked before grabbing your zipper(!?) and pulling it down to reveal your true form as a big fat gator

turning all my friends into fat kobolds dressed up for halloween as their original forms

friendly tip: wear a costume that you will still fit into if you gained like 400 lbs today, like just in case

happy howlloween everybarky

reposting this from like four years ago cause this is what's going to happen to you at your halloween party tomorrow

doppelganger that pampers and fattens you into a lazy immobile blob with the plan to take over your identity

to celebrate 1000 posts on bluesky i’m giving you all 1000 lbs yay

looting the anubis artifact that turns you into a hot fat subservient jackal

this is what happens to you if you didn't decorate your place for halloween

sorry i forgot to mention the boos that fattened bowser were catering this party and i’m even more sorry the floor couldn’t handle your new weight

#1800Comm #Fatfur For @intoxicat2.bsky.social

happy fatass fsunday

i made it out of blfc and all i got was a big fat generic fox fursuit tf (permanent)

Octummber Day 15: Seat Dragon rump. @intoxicat2.bsky.social

everyone is out here getting cool skeletal demon forms for october but you just get to turn into a fat sloshy cow

Little thing I did yesterday for @intoxicat2.bsky.social! We got talking about turning them into a bird... And I have the power and will to do so, so go hunt some fish or whatever storks do :3c

it’s just the first day of the con but it’s so nice seeing so many nice animals who somehow recognize me i’m sorry if i’m super awkward in real life i swear i’m just way more confident online

i’m on here :3

i’ll be at blfc tomorrow in case you’re wondering why everyone there is turning into fat animals

you don’t have to be a horse to wear the cursed unremovable infinite feedbag, here let me put it on you like this and - done! see, isn’t it tasty?

ghosts stuffing your rapidly fattening face and when you threaten to have them exorcised they just laugh and say you’re the one that’s going to need the exercise

@intoxicat2.bsky.social Is apparently doing the new McDs promo.

shy skinny semi-nerd to fat overconfident ultranerd pipeline

commission for @buckydeerling.bsky.social an animation showing how one of team rocket's best agents, ricky the rubber rocket rattata, got his start

awkwardly big wolf/fox snout

werewolf but you don’t turn back after the full moon, you just get bigger and wolfier every time

craving trying out more fursona identities cause there's so many good species to be

did you know @intoxicat2.bsky.social drives a mercedez benz

sometimes i think it’d be fun to host streamed events, like tournaments for random arbitrary games or really whatever i like at the time i tried to do something similar when i first joined the fandom way back when and i’m tempted to revisit it maybe

lycanthropy but you turn into a wolf fursuit instead (wearwolf)

going on a date with a vampire with the hopes they might turn you into one too but instead they hypnotize you into a gluttonous obedient thrall and you grow into their fattest source of blood while they continue looking for a more suitable partner

apocalypse scenario where everyone is turning into air headed pooltoys and spreading the infection with relentless squeaky nuzzles you thought you were clever popping em with darts and spikes but breathing the air from their deflating bodies just toy-ified you even faster

lugia/alcremie fusion that holds you down with telekinesis and calorieblasts you into a wailord-sized blimp

halloween hex where you’re slowly puffing up into a big inflatable hellhound throughout all of october - and it starts right now

cheeks so puffy and fat that you can barely see and you need your feeder to read the menu to you (not that it matters cause you’re eating one of everything anyways)

it’s almost spooky season! another perfect time for an out-of-season jolly christmas reindeer transformation!

your fat and now-immobile gator friend suddenly inviting you over after a super long time just to trick you into a body swap and to leave you as the bedbound scaley doughball instead

sits my 800 lb ass on your lap and transfers weight to you until i’m a lean twink wolf lounging on your fat immobile gut

a witch really can just point a finger at you, ask “got milk?”, and zap you into a cow and then all you can do is live like that for the rest of your life

you’re really going to go out looking like that? a big waddling overinflated spherical skunk balloon? what do you mean you didn’t notice you looked like this?!

we might all be skunks for skunktember but you have to be a skunk for all skunkternity

sending our holiest chosen-one knight through the heckportal to fight the dark lord and they come back a corrupted hedonistic gluttony-demon with belly and hips barely squeezing through the portal

hi i'm with the world record committee and i'm happy to grant you the title "world's widest and wobbliest wolf"

mood: being a fat alligator person

cartoonishly pours a gallon of gainer shake into your bigass bird beak and closes it shut to make you drink it all in one gulp

uh oh @avilitel.bsky.social! that box of bagels looks like it might be haunted!!

why does every furry look so much more kissable when they’re hugely fat? is there a scientific name for this phenomenon?