you don’t remember last night?? we turned into reindeer and got assigned to the north pole’s cookie duty with santa’s christmas time dilation, we probably ate like tens of thousands of cookies by the look of your fat reindeer belly, looks like the magic still hasn’t worn off yet (if it ever does)

the mistletoe tradition is cute and all but let’s start a new one where if you pass under a mistletoe you turn into a doughy hyena gamer girl

me showing up to the white elephant as an actual huge ass elephant, clearly having no idea what a white elephant actually is

now that the year’s almost over let’s have a flashback episode (except i reality warp you to have been way fatter every flashback, immediately making you fatter in the present every time)

banned from all rideshares because your fat ass breaks the suspension of every car you sit in

maybe i deserve to gain this 500 lbs for eating the cookies and drinking the milk for santa, but like, i’m pretty sure i saved him from all this weight so i kinda saved christmas

sometimes i just wanna ask someone to make me a sona and try it on for a while to see how hard it sticks with me

It's a toony toxi! @intoxicat2.bsky.social #1800Woof #Toon

dude check your sona it doesnt matter what picture someone turned you into a fat reindeer retroactively

it's never too late in the year for a swim in the pool, right @fatdragon.online ?

oh here's my ride

It’s hard to hear what everyone is saying when your butt and belly are drowning out the chatter at the party.

what if you were suddenly stupidly bottom heavy and everyone acted like it was normal

i need to be more bottom heavy and more waddley

everyone has become so fat from thanksgiving i love it

happy thanksgiving <3 i’m very thankful to be part of such a wonderful, creative, and caring community all of the friends i have made here mean so much to me and, even if we don’t talk much, i am happy to have met so many of you because you’re all so great in your own ways

i’m not mad anymore about you “accidentally” casting the weight gain spell on me, but it doesn’t help when you say “sorry, fatass” and shake my huge belly every time we see each other

watch as i cast my evil spell and become a beast of pure darkness (absorbs all of the nearby shadows to turn into a huge fat spherical shadow wolf in a now fully lit room) oops too much darkness-urp

happy wolfenoot everywolfy!

trapped at dfw for 12 hours, if there’s a time to aeromorph me it’s now

sorry there’s a very very heavy passenger on the other side of the plane and we’re going to have to fatten you up real fast to make sure the plane is evenly balanced on takeoff

i’m so glad i finally downloaded the godmode reality warping app cause you really pull off the fat australian crocodile look way better than whatever your old form was (i can’t remember it sorry)

hi i’m a turkey please don’t eat me and churn me into ass fat that would be so embarrassing 💦

"what your fursona says about you" quiz results: you need to gain more weight

sword art style “getting trapped in a vr game” situation but your character’s a wolf knight with modded body sliders to be massively fat and overly wobbly

nothing quite like looking down and seeing nothing but 800 lbs of belly fat, here try it yourself *whacks you with the lipomancy wand*

turns you into an orca for orcatober-oh wait shoot this is the wrong month you’re going to gave to wait a whole year to turn back now oopsy

guys the supermoon tonight actually just turned me into a fat werewolf what the heck this is crazy

happy hypnobesityvember!

"it's the day after halloween and you're still in your costume?" i asked before grabbing your zipper(!?) and pulling it down to reveal your true form as a big fat gator

turning all my friends into fat kobolds dressed up for halloween as their original forms

friendly tip: wear a costume that you will still fit into if you gained like 400 lbs today, like just in case

happy howlloween everybarky

reposting this from like four years ago cause this is what's going to happen to you at your halloween party tomorrow

doppelganger that pampers and fattens you into a lazy immobile blob with the plan to take over your identity

to celebrate 1000 posts on bluesky i’m giving you all 1000 lbs yay

looting the anubis artifact that turns you into a hot fat subservient jackal

this is what happens to you if you didn't decorate your place for halloween

sorry i forgot to mention the boos that fattened bowser were catering this party and i’m even more sorry the floor couldn’t handle your new weight

#1800Comm #Fatfur For @intoxicat2.bsky.social

happy fatass fsunday

i made it out of blfc and all i got was a big fat generic fox fursuit tf (permanent)

Octummber Day 15: Seat Dragon rump. @intoxicat2.bsky.social

everyone is out here getting cool skeletal demon forms for october but you just get to turn into a fat sloshy cow

Little thing I did yesterday for @intoxicat2.bsky.social! We got talking about turning them into a bird... And I have the power and will to do so, so go hunt some fish or whatever storks do :3c

it’s just the first day of the con but it’s so nice seeing so many nice animals who somehow recognize me i’m sorry if i’m super awkward in real life i swear i’m just way more confident online

i’m on here :3

i’ll be at blfc tomorrow in case you’re wondering why everyone there is turning into fat animals

you don’t have to be a horse to wear the cursed unremovable infinite feedbag, here let me put it on you like this and - done! see, isn’t it tasty?

ghosts stuffing your rapidly fattening face and when you threaten to have them exorcised they just laugh and say you’re the one that’s going to need the exercise