yeah yeah matey, i know i shouldn’t have pirated that blasted shapeshifter app, i know i wouldn’t be formlocked an’ speechlocked into a damned fatass parrot pirate if i hadn’t

oops you died in the super hard game again, yknow what that means: another 2 liters of gainer shake funnelled down your throat

(1/2) Toxi and Cam got a call for "Post Holiday Cleanup", not expecting the gingerbread house to be life sized... Not that it affected their enthusiasm it seems

(2/2) Bringing new meaning to eating out of house and home For @intoxicat2.bsky.social !

happy febawooary everydoggy

role reversal where the fat friend stays fat and the skinny friend gets the fattest

making you so fat all of your friends and colleagues gasp and whisper about how much you let yourself go

Behold, a reminder that @intoxicat2.bsky.social enjoys ice cream! LOTS of ice cream! A bit off season, but it's fine, right?

they call me toxi because im going fatten you to XI hundred pounds

when the huge fatass is pressed against you in an elevator and you ask for “a little space” and they say they’ll give you more than a little and now you’re the fatass pressing against them

if i block you you get actually “blocked”, like you turn into a 2ft x 2ft concrete cube until i unblock you if i ever do

should i add a content warning for my tweets that tf readers into fat crow nerds or is this cursed tweet okay?

the first thing i did when i turned into a snake is test with a mirror if i could hypnotize people into gaining weight and uh long story short I’ve put on some weight

i always forget all non-dragons turn into super loyal kobolds fixated on serving dragons for dragon appreciation day, but here we are yip yap

hey uh turns you into a fat nerdy weasel with a big toony snout

i’m going to be so mad when everyone tfs into living fursuits at ANE and i’m not there

yeah i might’ve been churned into someone’s permanent sentient belly fat but lets not let that change our friend dynamic too much

dps stands for “damage” per second?? why didn’t anyone tell me to stop magically stuffing them with /doughnuts/ all raid night then??

such a dilemma wanting to be both a heavy doughy nerdwolf and a simple squeaky balloon dog

anyone else feeling lightheaded tonight?

what if i retroactively changed your entire species to be a stereotypical “heavy” species like elephants and hippos? i guess none of you chonkers would notice but i’ll still think it’s funny

every time you take a bite of anything, reality warps to make you willingly eating another stick of butter every time you take a sip of anything, reality warps to make you happily chugging some more melted ice cream

i love to see like, black and red dragons or equally badass designs that would look so serious if they weren’t blimped up by 5+ burgers a day and soda addictions

new year new moo! wait i meant new moo!! why cant i stop saying moo when i say mroOOoo?? m-mroOOoo!? 💦

happy awoo year <3!!!

for every person making their new years resolution to lose weight, someone gets randomly assigned to gain the weight they lose

i looked into my lil scrying orb and 2026 is the year you slip into hedonistic gluttony and get hopelessly massive, just a nice heads up for you <3

begging for your friends to call you ‘wideload’ cause you’re cursed to gain 5 pounds every time anyone refers to you by anything else (whether you’re there or not) and now they think it’s sooo funny to call you ‘tideload’ and ‘wideroad’ “by accident”

you don’t remember last night?? we turned into reindeer and got assigned to the north pole’s cookie duty with santa’s christmas time dilation, we probably ate like tens of thousands of cookies by the look of your fat reindeer belly, looks like the magic still hasn’t worn off yet (if it ever does)

the mistletoe tradition is cute and all but let’s start a new one where if you pass under a mistletoe you turn into a doughy hyena gamer girl

me showing up to the white elephant as an actual huge ass elephant, clearly having no idea what a white elephant actually is

now that the year’s almost over let’s have a flashback episode (except i reality warp you to have been way fatter every flashback, immediately making you fatter in the present every time)

banned from all rideshares because your fat ass breaks the suspension of every car you sit in

maybe i deserve to gain this 500 lbs for eating the cookies and drinking the milk for santa, but like, i’m pretty sure i saved him from all this weight so i kinda saved christmas

sometimes i just wanna ask someone to make me a sona and try it on for a while to see how hard it sticks with me

It's a toony toxi! @intoxicat2.bsky.social #1800Woof #Toon

dude check your sona it doesnt matter what picture someone turned you into a fat reindeer retroactively

it's never too late in the year for a swim in the pool, right @fatdragon.online ?

oh here's my ride

It’s hard to hear what everyone is saying when your butt and belly are drowning out the chatter at the party.

what if you were suddenly stupidly bottom heavy and everyone acted like it was normal

i need to be more bottom heavy and more waddley

everyone has become so fat from thanksgiving i love it

happy thanksgiving <3 i’m very thankful to be part of such a wonderful, creative, and caring community all of the friends i have made here mean so much to me and, even if we don’t talk much, i am happy to have met so many of you because you’re all so great in your own ways

i’m not mad anymore about you “accidentally” casting the weight gain spell on me, but it doesn’t help when you say “sorry, fatass” and shake my huge belly every time we see each other

watch as i cast my evil spell and become a beast of pure darkness (absorbs all of the nearby shadows to turn into a huge fat spherical shadow wolf in a now fully lit room) oops too much darkness-urp

happy wolfenoot everywolfy!

trapped at dfw for 12 hours, if there’s a time to aeromorph me it’s now

sorry there’s a very very heavy passenger on the other side of the plane and we’re going to have to fatten you up real fast to make sure the plane is evenly balanced on takeoff

i’m so glad i finally downloaded the godmode reality warping app cause you really pull off the fat australian crocodile look way better than whatever your old form was (i can’t remember it sorry)