Up at 4am eating a chocolate muffin and researching what kind of coverage my insurance has for mobility scooters. Turns out it’s very limited 🫤

Fabulous, large, and in charge~ @buppy.art does the good big on degyn <3

Apple picking but I feel like I'm the only one grabbing apples for later... #fbl #fatbearleague #softbearweek

Fat Bear Week Mood

Alright, grab a spoon. Let’s scoop these assholes right out of there.

So long, Doug Bowser

Out of stock now

"im hanging by a MOOBment here with you" isnt that how the song went? oh well, im definitely hanging on to dear life to my moob here

s-soft... wobbly... boy tumies.... @ v @

It’s happening!

SO WHAT IF I EAT FROSTING OUT OF THE CAN.... THAT DOESNT MEAN I'M FAT...!

fat fucks laying back, rubbing their expansive bellies, eating copious amounts of food in bed, and talking about how much they've grown and how much they still WANT to grow

Estirándose para dar todo un show

Grab. roll.😏 Commission for Maxwell Grimclaw and SpeciesSaladMallory

I had very chill afternoon hang sesh with a sweet and kind new encourager friend. Snacks, belly rubs, and cuddles were had. He even helped me off the couch and helped me put my shoes back on before he walked me out to my car. 10/10 perfect experience. This is how you do it guys.

It doesn't take much to make a kobold happy. 🎨 by @saphiros.hyper.wang #KeeshComs

Just an otter

Credit Karma edging me by sending notifications with stuff like “650 is so close! You’ve got this!”

🎶 Where not a body knows your name And nothing's there, not light or flame. You wanna cease to entirely be (Ah) In the void we're all the same (Ah) An undifferentiated mass where not a body has a name. 🎶

The absolute sweetheart Jo_Catsidy drew bubblez as a bunny and Y'all need to see it because it's awesome!

ask for fat bear recieve fat bear

Pacato catches the ear of a noble @kelseythesaluki.bsky.social who offers him a cushy position to grow his talent and waistline! Big thanks to @baroncroc.bsky.social for the comic!

The last place I want to go after a long workday is where every body knows my name. I want to go into a feelingless formless void where my identity is unknown even to myself.

This whole "working for a living thing sucks", when can I just be a live-in pig ???

Happy Fat Bear Week! #furryart #fatfur #fatfurry

I was born to live in a 1970’s style space opera as the centerpiece of an upscale, but still sleezy underground alien jazz club. Lounging in decadence in a pit full of silk cushions, as wealthy and exotic alien patrons pay exorbitant sums to reach down into my lair and hand feed me. (1/2)

i forgot who at afc was selling this sticker but it was 1000% my fav con purchase

It was a pretty common thing for people to tell millennials they could do or be anything when they grew up. Were people really that full of hope and optimism for the future? Who got this trend started and how did it become so universal? It’s not like all our parents are astronauts. They knew better

Happy August 1st! (Odaiba’s memorial day) #OdaibaMemorialDay #DigimonDay #digimon

Legitimately homophobic that I have to keep working and can’t just exist as someone’s dumb fat pet

Squirrel Drift! 🌰

Don't think I've posted anything of my biiig tiger sona on here, so I gotta fix that. This awesome piece was done by baroncroc here on bluesky!

Man I love blocking people on here. It just feels so good knowing bluesky blocks are nuclear level and the person just basically doesn’t exist on the same website as you anymore.

Belly past knees ✅

Sometimes you just need to shout something like an over the top Disney villain. Struggling to pull on that slip on shoe over your fat foot? Huffing and puffing out of breath as you get your leg up next to you in the couch to reach it? Perfect time for an exclaimed “End this planet!!!”

Happy Bday @heavyrocksboar.bsky.social‬ ! Some Bday Bowser :3

Ogre holding on to a doughnut…

The number of 35-40 year olds with some variation of “fat bear cub” in their username will never not be funny to me. Like yeah this was accurate a decade ago when you first typed that username into the box. But it’s time to accept you’re a full grown bear now.

I don't need to be raptured, I just need to rub an otter's tummy

Imagining sitting in my sunroom, only I'm 700+ pounds, listening to the birds and calming drone of insects while being fed from sunrise to sunset, a contrast of peace and passion

My dogs just heard today is the rapture and they are so happy. Way less people should be randomly knocking on our door now.

It's fat bear week. Here's my fat bear for y'all.

100%. I just want to be so fat that the bar of expectations others have of me is set at eating, getting even fatter and enjoying belly rubs. I’m tired of being useful. Being capable, responsible and reliable is exhausting. I just want to lay down and be grown into an immobile butterball.

scootin

It’s not Tylenol causing autism, it’s the dust coating those Doritos locos tacos. I’m sure if it.

happy first day of fall y'all! here's a candy corn rat to celebrate! 🐀🎃👻

Fast food company that leans into being fattening. Fast food company that gloats about their 3k cal meals. Fast food company that advertises the "expect" bump in your BMI when eating their food. Fast food company that markets how intentionally addicting their greasy slop is.

Somewhere Terrence McKenna is drinking a chai and waxing poetic about the ingression of novelty and the polysemous proliferation of ass. Head ass, dead ass, half ass, whole ass, fuck ass, dumb ass. Somehow he’s sure it means we are in a simulation created by someone with a gluteal affinity.

Looks like this particular blubber mound is making plenty of progress. (art by @tigerdad.bsky.social) #furryart #fatfur

I deeply enjoy bariatric slings and the way blubber sags from them. Right now I'm thinking about like... A car or van sized fatfur. Lifting up their belly with a sling. Sliding underneath and just... Nuzzling, pressing my face into their underbelly, maybe giving them hickies. I love sagging flab.