Lots of Republicans really went "boy this guy is a psychopath like me but he's getting away with it! I wanna be his friend so I can get away with things too!"

Crazy how well Silksong (and Hollow Knight, as well) allows for so many routes to the same ultimate goal. I didn't even know about the "get this many McGuffins" element until I had gotten four of the five and I just found the last one (behind a boss I'm not mentally ready for)

Looked back through photos for the past few months and it made me very sad. I miss company. I miss living with folks. I don't like being alone

Weirdly automatic shift from a night owl to a morning person and I'm not sure I'm happy about it. I'm not used to witnessing sunrises!

Genuinely upset. Taco Bell through Door Dash had a bogo item deal. I selected it and added it -as is- to my cart with no changes. The link to the deal automatically selected both of these to be shell and nothing in them. Fucking awful "resolution" from DD too

The doctors all say it's impossible to get this fat this fast as if they aren't seeing me gain thirty pounds a minute right in front of them. I tell ya, quaks, the lot of them

Blood work came back from my doc appt yesterday. Everything's looking normal, cholesterol improved, though liver enzymes are elevated. I just need to cut out alcohol and that should improve as well. Feeling pretty good and I'll have my blood pressure meds refilled for tonight.

I enjoy dangerous fantasies. Like a feeder friend stealing or just outright grabbing my credit cards from me and maxing all of them out on fattening me with no regard for my financial health

Need someone in my ear monologuing nonstop about how fucking fat I am and how insane it is I can't stop eating

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Damn, been up like three hours against my will. Simply... woke up! And it's raining and breezy, which... makes me wanna get back in bed even MORE

comms have sort of dried up over the last month, so i'm thinking of dropping the base to €80 instead! anyone who submits a form will get the lower price, i'll make a new graphic soon x

I love big titted anime girls. They make me want tits just like theirs!

My cat doesn't wear a collar (let me know if/why I should consider otherwise, it's not something I've given much thought since I live in the outskirts of my town) so she has no chance of making much noise when she enters a room. I think she's conditioning me out of being able to be jump-scared!

Seeking roommate! Only requirement is you clean the floors. Please, please clean them for me. I am fat and lazy and I hate to do it

Daydreaming about my future gains like I'm an increasingly bigger and clumsier vehicle driving down a one-way street with smaller and smaller alleys making escaping the gains impossible

Aww Rush is going on tour AND they are going to be performing lots of new songs! They've always been sweet, genuine people, and they said they couldn't see playing their classic tracks without Neil, but five years is plenty of time to grieve enough to see what's next. I'd love to attend.

I say this and yet I haven't eaten today, myself. Lol

My kitten will not eat a single thing when I'm not home and I'm getting really worried and frustrated

I just read sesame can be used as a laxative... And a treatment for... Dysentery?? I'm sure there's more to this, but I'm choosing to stop my research there and be amused

I'm known across the lands for always having donuts in my hands

Doc visit today! Gonna find out what I weigh with my shoes ON for once.

Daydreaming about my future gains like I'm an increasingly bigger and clumsier vehicle driving down a one-way street with smaller and smaller alleys making escaping the gains impossible

www.twitch.tv/jo_catsidy Streaming, the real horror is I can't draw Halloween stuff tonight :<

Feeling emotions today. I wish I wasn't alone anymore

Sitting out somewhere, overwhelming the steering wheel that got me here

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Framing sometimes happens without intention, simply manifesting at helpful moments to those who are paying attention

Happy Sinday everyone, especially the guy who just tried to debate me because of my previous silly kinky tweet!

Would be a lot of fun to take the traditional Christian church hours and do the most intense kinky sinful shit to counter their holy energy

My belly, it jiggles

Mackerel is so tasty broken up into spicy seafood ramen

I could be imagining it, but I swear my laugh has become deeper and jollier lately

I'm getting much too fat *Frantically stuffing myself* Might be about time to cut back *Belches around three slices of pizza* If I don't I'll never be able to stop growing *Moaning and playing with my rolls*

If I was living in the UK I guarantee you I'd be a Gregg's sausage roll addict

I'm getting much too fat *Frantically stuffing myself* Might be about time to cut back *Belches around three slices of pizza* If I don't I'll never be able to stop growing *Moaning and playing with my rolls*

I wanna be the guy who gets fatter whenever someone looks at me lustfully

I feel more like a landmark than a man with how large I'm getting

Me, stoned, nude, 700+ pounds, stuffing myself with lethargic mindlessness while sitting on the couch You, strong, capable, on your knees in front of my belly, reaching around that sagging apron to squeeze my hanging fat pad "I'm full..." "And I want your belly touching the floor. Eat."

Me, stoned, nude, 700+ pounds, stuffing myself with lethargic mindlessness while sitting on the couch You, strong, capable, on your knees in front of my belly, reaching around that sagging apron to squeeze my hanging fat pad "I'm full..." "And I want your belly touching the floor. Eat."

Her eyes went from beautifully blue to exquisitely her-colored, too

Before (1-2) and current (3-4) of my first-ever pet, Mia, who started at 6 weeks in the first pic and was over 6 months in the most recent I love her so much and I'm so grateful she came into my life when I suddenly had to live alone for the first time in my life, ever

My Incredibles 2 sequel idea is better than what we got. Mr. Incredible, in his weakened older age, defeats a minor villain with one punch, saying something like, "You think I'm old? I think you're weak" or something

Second comment, in a nutshell: "AI is the future get over it lol" Ah yes, the dichotomy of AI discourse

I posted my first constructive comment on YT suggesting a channel avoid using AI (was very minimal, used to accent the narration) and I'm pleased with the response. One like and another person who said "No AI slop plz" Love you guys, lol

Game idea: Dungeon Keeper except it's about jump scares and horror kills

I posted my first constructive comment on YT suggesting a channel avoid using AI (was very minimal, used to accent the narration) and I'm pleased with the response. One like and another person who said "No AI slop plz" Love you guys, lol

I have a lot of caring in me. It's too much sometimes; I need someone to care for again. I have been single for all but 3 years collectively in my whole life. I'm not bitter about it. I know I'm not a risk-free pick for a partner. But damn it, I know I'm worth it and I know someone's worth my time

Ok, splurged at the store. Got me some quality canned fish for snacking and adding to spicy seafood ramen, some pretzel rods with dip, mini cherry fruit pies, and a few other things Oh and a six pack It's Friday and I wanna feel as full and sloshy as possible