fuck thanksgiving but im still gonna glaze this ham tho

Dude

my poor, bubbly boy. wont SOMEONE relieve the pressure! i cant. im busy

Just leave it blank please

if your oc is saying why dont they have XXXXXXXL in art are they saying Septuple XL or are they saying each individual X out loud

Hello. My sister was in a horrific work accident that caused her foot to be amputated. Her job is not paying her, and she is currently awaiting a court date. Please, retweet this and consider donating to help her family with expenses. gofund.me/21f9cb61b Squigga ass for visibility.

I love riding the light rail in Seattle, which is FREE OF CHARGE when you pretend to scan a Bart clipper card on the terminal.

WHOOMFF!! WATCH EM DROP!💦 Doodle commission for @exy.bsky.social ( I went a little over board with and turned it into a gif )

"Before the miasma takes me, do you have a favorite 'cognitohazard' -> this is a sick as fuck question thanks. i love the idea of certain Frequencies or Music causing Changes. "infected" words is one id like to see more too (See Pontypool 2008) creepsterrr.straw.page

im JUST as REAL as THE REST-O-YAH. no MIMICS here! (good drawing)

"Favorite inflation scenario?" -> i might be biased but i like the idea of Influence via prolonged contact with something cursed/magic/a small eldritch creature that disguises itself as some sort of fucked up marsupial and isnt really all that subtle creepsterrr.straw.page

hoooo BOY the way its Tuesday today 🔗⬇️

i loooove orange cream soda i looooove your big fat fucking butt i loooo

ive got a Freaking Strawpage now.. thats right... thats right creepsterrr.straw.page

Glory and splendor awaits you on the mountain's peak. As does an eternity spent on Lazuli's hips. No she won't have mercy on you just because you took so many of her boons. 🎨 @1800000burn.hyper.wang ✒️me!

we dont have “coke” we have This. its unnamed and it does this. is that ok

i completely forgot about this classic of yiri.

eating the dreadful and dreary normal cake < eating the droll and joyous cake of One Hundred Thousand Calories

aw now this? this is impressive. beached on an island of your own creation

“ POSS-KIN SPICE “ PT.2 it begins. like batman begins. its like batman begins (Part 3 AND a wip of Part 4 are comprehensible once you submit- i mean Pay a Visit to CREEP COUNTY) 🔗⬇️

ahhhh.... AHHHHHH! picarto.tv/thefreakfact...

he-ey ma-annnnnnn whats up? hows it going on tuesday! the day it is! 🔗⬇️

COUPLES COSTUME theyre not dating. god, could you imagine?

work is Over its butt o clock now,

pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet uhhh pet pet pet pet

its still up btw. good luck finding it

oh and-AND... we have a Deee-lightful series of events unfolding down in CREEP COUNTY... (Pages two and three are out NOW!) unless you wanna wait. thats fine. thats cool.

I should like to think you get to choose where youd like your kiss. in this case the answer is Yes!

the final opening of the Month of Eek! Eeeek! 🔗⬇️

I think @vertikaldrop.bsky.social makes for a fantastic blow-up pumpkin, wouldn't you agree? 🌙 || #fetish #nsfw #furrynsfw #bellyinflation #inflation

debatable! bring her another round

heard you can make a real FILLING off this stuff! hahaha.

Yeah, this is normal ✨

frankly. that should be the last thing he gets after a comment like that

Airing it out

Peachfuzz, the friendly wolf! #CreepMovie #TheCreepTapes

[ inflation ] just think of all the magic missiles you'll be able to cast now

‼️Please share if you can‼️ Hate to mention it but I had to perform a buncha repairs on my car which put me in a 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 fragile financial situation.. trying my best to make it through each week, so any help is greatly appreciated! ❤️‍🩹 🔗 more details below and how to help

still havent gotten any submissions as of yet! these are open open open ! please share if you cant spare! thank you!

i guess one per person means do whatever! its fine! nah its all good!

Its Chewsday? Must Be…. 🔗⬇️🔗⬇️🔗⬇️

lydias freaking AIRBAGS.

these are, heh… still available!

these are, heh… still available!

free pastries is free pastries babey. Sue Me!

PUBLIC RELEASE (get it?) Lydia’s Leaking Everywhere!!!!! bother bother grumble grumble look at this mess etc.

THORBWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

headsy uppies looney toons! these are going to be announced on TUESDAYS moving forward on account of I Keep Forgetting on Mondays! Thank you! Thank You! Thank You! 🔗⬇️

who the hell even carries around a dumb WATER BOTTLE anymore. get with the times?

Well? Don't keep him waiting! 👏🏽 Completed piece for @fluffmawnster.bsky.social !!