this one is for the badddiesssss

best part about the furry fandom is ill often meet someone irl in the scene & they'll be like "ohhh I know you, you're the one with the huge boobs fursona" and it's like. YUPPPP that's me. haha.

I am one of those dogs that was trained wrong so I am like reactive as fuck and beg for table scraps. but I am fat as fuck and have a beautiful coat so everyone respects me

i haven't stopped thinking about this for a single second since it was sent to me by friends

bought clothes I don't need. as I'm known to do.

I really want a commission but I don't want to message anyone or come up with an idea. that's the fucked up reality I inhabit

I need to get into a romantic relationship with a prey animal like a bunny or whatever. so that way I can eat them once they Bore me

i went to two weddings this year lol 🎨 poodlewool

I like furry porn

what do u think she was looking at on her phone. lol by @hadmyway.bsky.social

yiri vaping on a baby at disneyland by @poodlewool.bsky.social

the other animals don't respect me because I was pampered by a life of food and being inside.

I think Jess sipped the office coffee that makes your tits h u g e 🐉

ar least once a week I'll see an artist complain about how they get no traction on this site. then I check their tl and it's 90% complaining about nobody liking their art posts, 5% reply gifs in media, and 5% art posts. like wow... umm... sweetie I have something to tell you u may not realize yet

so many people out there unaware that your scalps hair growth pattern determines almost everything about your biochemical makeup.

shout out to anyone who has learned to speak

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH NG FHCKKNG GODDDD finally killed his ASSS

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I might go see avatar 2 way of water today

bsky users complaining about twitter users complaining about bsky users is sooo funny. bc I've only seen that in the form of "this site is gay and boring" jokes. which is like completely true LMFAOOO

more things in life should be rhetorical

what compels someone to interact with a "mutuals" tweet when they R not a mutual

not to be a pillow princess for art but if u want to get art with me AND already have an artist / idea in mind pleeaase PLEAAAAASE dm me something like "I need yiris big breasts for X idea." and we will. talk shop

mutuals... you should "like" this tweet or reply if you would at all be interested in getting art with my characters ;) at some unspecific time in the future

I still remember in 2021 when I lost my insurance halfway thru the year bc my dad died. when doing taxes, I tried to answer honestly & say I had a lapse in coverage. the state of California was like. "ok. you owe us $400 for not having insurance for 6 mo" um JK I didn't lose insurance lol. haha.

I need to get into a romantic relationship with a prey animal like a bunny or whatever. so that way I can eat them once they Bore me

good talk dude, nice catching up with you haha - remember like 4 or 5 years ago when there was a lot of sexual tension between us? and neither of us acted on it? I just thought that was interesting lol.

mutuals... you should "like" this tweet or reply if you would at all be interested in getting art with my characters ;) at some unspecific time in the future

I've been trying to tell my "my fursonas represent the two halves of the gender binary" joke for like, years, but it's never landed. starting to accept thar maybe my magnum opus sucks bro. or maybe the world is not ready for such innovative beliefs

I straight up think it should be a felony to bring a dog or a Starbucks drink into a retail store. like oh my God

hey guys? okay I'm on the root beer wiki and um. it's true .

I miss curious cat... I am very vain and need people to just ask me things . or else I will die from being ignored

been so long since I've commissioned vore I'm not sure what's like, in vogue. what if I end up getting a like 2017 ass vore pic and people laugh at me .

common occurrence in fatfur city

guys. I'm on the root beer wiki... it's true.

I can't go Tuesday bar night because I'm in FUCKING commie fornia. getting prop 65 all over my dick

I dislike midna from Zelda so badly they it's making me want to start a mass disinformation campaign about how her design was the first recorded use of generative AI

thinking about how much i resonate with this yiri

fit pic from like last week .

dog puppy Christmas ❄️ 🎁 and I'm . the tree 🌲

sometimes I wish I could blow up my "social media presence" bc having countless people I don't recognize seeing & interacting with my posts kinda sucks. but then again... instant dopamine and attention whenever I want it? even if it's bad for me? yupp!!!

sometimes I regret spending my fun money on many small toys . when instead I could have saved up and got one very big toy

I opened my commission form for 2026 ♡ forms.gle/2YXs53tjHu7K...

was about to post my scathing take about how I think megaman robots are the most sauceless shit on earth. but then I realized if it was up to me every "good robot design" would be the Nazi robots from Wolfenstein or like hajime sorayama sexy chrome chick. so hmm. glass house stones or whatever

failed the harkness test bc I used chat gpt to cheat on it lol

"I bet you can't touch your nose to the wall" easy. holy fuck. you think this is a challenge? *is predictably stopped like a foot from the wall* wait hang on. okay. this is the elbow thing all over again

my new years resolution is to not fall for the "can you touch your elbows together" trick. not falling for that one again.

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