10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...

realized I never posted this one to bsky

actually i'm not gonna subject everyone who follows me to doc's drivel again. look at my cat instead (pic by daphny)

[Persuasion] What do you think about dialogue choices in games? I’m interested in your opinion. [Failed] Maybe some other time. For now, focus on getting the key to that warehouse.

lol thanks for the shoutout in the last entry of your fps article series doc! sorry you're incapable of recognizing hyperbole.

One of the first games I worked on in the game industry! It's not good!

I figured I should show this eulogy that was posted in the Mewgenics playtest discord. RIP to a real one 🫡

This guy’s dogshit food business is my favorite thing on Instagram

This connection isn’t articulated often enough.

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a computer can never be held accountable THEREFORE a computer should make all of my decisions for me, so nobody will hold me accountable for anything

lol she got his ass and he knows it

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

for some reason i find local LLMs kind of charming in a way the mass consumer stuff is not. you built a mini-cluster out of raspberry pis that takes 37 minutes to generate a 3 second clip of video that sucks? i don't see the point but that's classic computer dork shit, have fun pal

Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say

hell yeah this is sick

the rich are obsessed with hating fat people because it's a strain of cruelty seemingly normal people will respond positively to AND if you're rich and you don't want to be fat you just pay a team of specialists to make you not fat. it's a class war wedge.

Look, im no doctor, so am I to say, but he looks to be in good health to me.

They're calling him the most divorced anyone in history has ever been

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

This is a small data point but in July 2023 I published a video about how AI Doesn't Exist and I used to get so many comments from people calling me a dumbass and saying 'this aged poorly' and that video still gets about 300 views a day and I have not received a comment like that in months.

JoJo's

Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.

I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Also can video game journalists, please, please stop framing QA as a 'gateway' into the industry or a way for people to get their foot in the door so they can go into 'more creative' disciplines? QA is its own specialized field which requires very capable and specialized professionals.

I kinda want to organize a netlabel...

woke's not dead is a movie about a trans guy who goes to college but kevin sorbo is like "i'm not gonna respect your pronouns" and then the rest of the movie is about the title ix investigation that uncovers a bunch of other stuff and how kevin sorbo lost his tenure and gets hit by a car and dies

try again, but harder

Thirdway has a memo out about how Mamdani's politics won't work in the rest of the country but they wrote it before he won and forgot to replace "X%" with his actual margin. lol.

this was the funniest fucking quit i've ever caused in a game of mortal kombat and this comes from the person who mained kollector in 11

Kenny said @hangmanpage.bsky.social is the Ace of #AEW 🤼‍♂️ They also mentioned his death matches and that he was a teacher. "An Ace is a good guy." ❤️

just finished Jaka's Story arc of Cerebus and good lord the lettering goes SOOOOOO hard

Starsiege: Tribes (1998)

breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out

Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

i get so pissed off when i do 20 minutes on the treadmill and feel energised, refreshed and significantly less depressed. fuck you