let game

Miles MacKenzie after Samus strolls past a collectible plant for crafting

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

i like games which include "unsportsmanlike conduct" in their report tools. means i can report people saying "ggez" and watch as they get suspended / chat banned :)

What the fuck??? Shameful

ITS REAL

Every videogame with a tech tree should always come with a printed poster of said tree

a dude in the 9th fucking century was pointing out "if these people know the secret of immortality why would they be selling it"

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

if you get to make art today, add something fucking dumb that cracks you up that is the specific humanity in your work everything else, no matter how necessary (and it is!! it's vital!), everything else is redundant context, it's safety you have plenty of tortilla it is time for the meat of joy

no matter what you think about valve we are unfortunately at a stage of capitalism when it is extremely refreshing when a company comes up with a product for you to simply exchange money for

piss christ guy???

a week ago my boyfriend's car was stolen, it has still not been found. it was last seen in the lake city neighborhood in north seattle. if you could, please keep an eye out for it! www.facebook.com/groups/pnwst...

there can be peace in our time

valve: this is the steam machi- the collective internet: gabecube

10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...

realized I never posted this one to bsky

actually i'm not gonna subject everyone who follows me to doc's drivel again. look at my cat instead (pic by daphny)

[Persuasion] What do you think about dialogue choices in games? I’m interested in your opinion. [Failed] Maybe some other time. For now, focus on getting the key to that warehouse.

lol thanks for the shoutout in the last entry of your fps article series doc! sorry you're incapable of recognizing hyperbole.

One of the first games I worked on in the game industry! It's not good!

I figured I should show this eulogy that was posted in the Mewgenics playtest discord. RIP to a real one 🫡

This guy’s dogshit food business is my favorite thing on Instagram

This connection isn’t articulated often enough.

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a computer can never be held accountable THEREFORE a computer should make all of my decisions for me, so nobody will hold me accountable for anything

lol she got his ass and he knows it

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

for some reason i find local LLMs kind of charming in a way the mass consumer stuff is not. you built a mini-cluster out of raspberry pis that takes 37 minutes to generate a 3 second clip of video that sucks? i don't see the point but that's classic computer dork shit, have fun pal

Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say

hell yeah this is sick

the rich are obsessed with hating fat people because it's a strain of cruelty seemingly normal people will respond positively to AND if you're rich and you don't want to be fat you just pay a team of specialists to make you not fat. it's a class war wedge.

Look, im no doctor, so am I to say, but he looks to be in good health to me.

They're calling him the most divorced anyone in history has ever been

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

This is a small data point but in July 2023 I published a video about how AI Doesn't Exist and I used to get so many comments from people calling me a dumbass and saying 'this aged poorly' and that video still gets about 300 views a day and I have not received a comment like that in months.

JoJo's

Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.

I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Also can video game journalists, please, please stop framing QA as a 'gateway' into the industry or a way for people to get their foot in the door so they can go into 'more creative' disciplines? QA is its own specialized field which requires very capable and specialized professionals.

I kinda want to organize a netlabel...