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A curly wolp for Lastandir #art

happy #MacroMarch

rules to live by ✌️

i just got you an interview at the new yorker. am i not the greatest fucking publicist in the world?

loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?

idgaf about what you have to say. i only want to hear from lisa simpson or the guy in the blue shirt

I agree that our soldiers deserve to die just not in iran

it's an emergency. Send it

this just about sums it up..

MCDONALDS APP: we noticed you've been vent posting a lot, so we're giving you $2 off your next order over $5. call that McTherapy ❤️

im glad the conversation around bone smashing is changing because it really all was just about making people pretty for me

i don't want to be president anymore. the dirty dems finally did it. they dug too deep. they made it too personal. i don't even know who I can trust anymore. it seems like everyone around me just wants to be close to the warm glow of power

driving on the sidewalk hitting pedestrians idgaf

Narcis Fernández #1986 rb.gy/vqm9is

its not even about the taste of the kewpie mayo for me; its all about squeezing that bottle

Me: During sex I want you to call me Mr. President Bumble Date: No Me: You want me to kill myself don't you. You want me to go into the garage and start hitting myself. [SIMULATION TERMINATED] Digital Lifestyle Coach: Okay Serb what went wrong there? Me: I didn't love hard enough

great. there's nothing on my sandwich. fuck this

the agora? oh hell no

Bonar Insurance Churubusco, IN

jackpot

Guy Billout

I love eating shrimp on my way to work for breakfast and I love just leaving the tails on the ground because they're biodegradable

but presuppose god is real. your argument falls apart

sending my biometric data to cardiacreports to commission a personalized story of my own heart attack

Had a NorthernLion stream muted on the TV while the plumber was over and his apprentice was transfixed

Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang

@penny.hailey.at Hi Penny. I read your blog and I thought it was very thoughtful and insightful. Would you be willing to take the time out of your day to chat with me here on BlueSky?

Twin Cities mutual aid drawing for @blazeneiro.bsky.social

i feel so strong carrying my bazooka everywhere i go. boom. boom. boom. and when my enemies insta-gib it's the best. it makes me feel unstoppable

ive spent all fucking day on this and ive made literally zero progress. i want to bash my head into a wall

soft metal

escalator repair guy here in seattle. seems I just can't figure this one out. might just give up

cadet can you hear me

BEWARE OF THE DAWGS

Take me to bed now or lose me forever!

A dogfight

David Lynch's Angriest Dog In The World

mercy is wonderful and sweet and just moved to Seattle, if you have anything to give, this is a very good and deserving person to give to

Saw the bridge from twin peaks