I am Squidward & my job is at the Krusty Krab & Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Maybe too faint praise for something thats been hopelessly outmoded in many respects but U gotta give it up for far cry 2 for being a completely real portrayal of what its audience wanted from its setting. Ts the Veldt twin

imagine a world filled only with fear, anger, and destruction, and in which all hope was extinguished, and in which one lived eternally in the moments of terror before violent death, so that terror and violence took on qualities of the sublime, as there was no room for it elsewhere in this void.

don't want to be too Eddington (2025) about it but I watched as fear devoured my coworkers mind and ai generated Hitler slid right into the cavity it left

From every generation a legendary hero will rise

Ed mcmuffin is the Taylor of indie games because meat boy is undeniably a banger but it's been so long and the quality of the work has slipped so far since shake it off

the most famous dropout of my high school is fred durst. and then me after that I guess. I'm somewhere down there

If you're a gay guy whos somehow not in the tank for trans rights already you're dumb as a motherfucker cuz these pieces of shit don't give a god damn about us or them I don't care if you think it's yucky go into that store and take everything in the cash register

They are still so, so angry inside about needing gays to beat the GOP. You would think by now they would have grown but no

Me when I'm buying sausages: Damn I feel like Commander Shopping the way my options tarragon or fennel sage Guy next to me: would you shut the FUCK up [I punch him] Me: you fucked up buddy. Now youve got my mass erect. 3

Ha!

I kinda forgot we have drafts now

Oh Fuck! My Friend Is An Alien Who Doesn't Go Poop And Pee He Makes Gloop & Glee Which Are Valuable Biomechanical Resources So The Government Wants To Kidnap Him But He Just Wants To Live A Chill Life And Get His Cosmetology Degree So The Good People Have To Help Him: Gaiden (Prime Video, 2 seasons)

The coffee shop punch card: an agreement to simulate theft on the vendors terms. "Buy so many coffees from me and you may steal one." Thus the meager savings are re-presented as playful, cathartic transgression, a la Carnival or Mardi Gras

We need to talk about Fonzie's mistreatment of the jukebox and what that says about his soul

Wishing all parade goers a very merry fuck yourself this late Wednesday morn

just because the majority of ppl won't vote for him doesn't mean he's a bad candidate. stg u leftist fuck don't politics

In a begrudging yet ultimately good faith attempt to explore how loving the computer can help my brain, I have installed the focus friend app developed by John Green

If I had legs I'd kick you? More like, if I had letterboxed I'd rate it, above average

I was really confident in the .93/1 horse tonnage ratio man

Taylor swift if she were roughly 21 horses who just broke their ankle: I dunno about you But I'm twenty tons of glue

Riding a lime scooter going 25 on the side of the highway screaming over the wind so text to speech can take down my post to bluesky: Guys we need to examine our quietly unhealthy habits

alien wake be like it's not a gloop... It's a gorble 👽

Now why come they give Larry the chucumbra that big fuckin dick for. I know he had Bob bent over SHIVERING with salsa coming down those thighs that's what's up

You know it is pretty ambiently anti-worker and I still don't care for how the Chinese are presented like Viltrumites but for the most part I was full of shit on this one. Kind of just a normal movie

Keep meaning to rewatch American Factory not because it's good or anything but because its hella menacing and evil masquerading as optimistic future wank

Last word I promise but It's still very insulting imo to suggest I'm being mean to the AI because of some wider pattern of me mistreating nonhuman objects. No bitch this particular object sucks shit and is poisonous

You wouldn't catch me dead on that OLD bottle. The new bottle is a revolution in large beverage bottle technology and resembles a female in unexpected and thought provoking ways

Feel like last night there was a moment where I really hit my stride with the hypersexual veggietales bit

A zillion atomic bombs sitting in a dark empty basement and a vast machine is just hammering on every one and at any moment just BAM

Veggietales be like Ohhhh fuck I gotta take a leek (Grabs a leek and starts pissing in him, a

You ever have pussy so good it's as soft as a misting rain but the next morning the bitch roomates with the Rumor Weed

My coworker went full Hitler last year I really didn't want to keep this tone going man. Is this what your late 20s are like? I need to get outta here

BUY NONE OF THIS IS REAL BUY NONE OF THIS IS REAL BUY NONE OF THIS IS REAL

FUCK THE SUPER BOWL

A shtoner bunny for @raddadrab.bsky.social

NORMAL FOR GIRLS 8: SUMMER VACATION KLSLWSK'S BEACH BUNNY MIX 🩵went to my friend @lynnedrum.bsky.social 's house and played some Internet music /////// Big shouts out to @sw1mmy.bsky.social , @minasheep.bsky.social and Jami for their awesome sets and inviting me on! 🩵

B-I-Bickey-Bi, Bo-Bo-Go

Alan Wake as a car salesman: It's not a coupe... Its a four-door

What a cromulent fuck crustable of a day bro fuck my baka chungus life

I understand the urge to dissolve into cliche and let this construction of references suffice as my personality. I think creating a computer program to fulfill that urge, deeply revolting. Maybe I'll go down on the wrong side of history for that. Norms change

My dumb ass thought the Great Filter was Rio de Janiero 😂 I'm serious

Dead ass bruh I need something else to get me thru this shitty poop kinda life

And then turning around to evoke the legacy of fascism recalls the same way pro lifers evoke the Holocaust, ie cheaply and glibly, and I actually do find that a little repulsive the same way