Everyone on here says “im so glad people on here don’t reflect actual reality”. Bro Actual reality is way more incoherent than “I voted for harm reduction reasons”

When mw2 came out my youth pastor was like “god has a create-a-class for you” If you were a youth pastor in 2014 you could probably do massive numbers with ‘The Least of Us’

zyn at 11 bucks a can now. Actually almost doubled in price from Wednesday. What are they doing man

Today is the start of Kwanzaa and also Jared Leto’s birthday. fascinating overlap of events, just an interesting threshold to explore

Lovely little portraits @cartoondog.bsky.social made of me and @ocbf.bsky.social

I don’t know who merry Chris is but apparently he Must

guy who seems genuinely confused why I would not appreciate him parking his car at the pump while he shops for half an hour

The oracle said one day people would say “The President raped children” so often it would become boring to read, & I spat in the crones gnarled face

gamers are crazy man go be with your loved ones bro

Wiiiiiise guyyyyyys We have Tommy guns

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

Cenobites be like Thinking abt getting into Fear & Hunger

Mfs be like “God has a plan” The plan:

The rootttree situation is such a fun wrinkle on top because it is so obviously unfair to claire 33 but roottrees really is That Good. You should go play it

Failtson coworker who was VERY VERY EXCITED to tell me Brian Jordan Alvarez details is getting lots of Larian takes forwarded directly to his inbox today

Posted up waiting for Santa like

the ai stink getting on ur most annoying friends goty as well as their goty from last year is such a gift to me specifically

It’s that time again youtu.be/TC4owAPgylI?...

Real 💯

I guess that’s too much to ask from a store that loses a hundred k a quarter, a totally normal neutral thing for grocery stores that can’t be blamed on anyone’s business decision making

I kind of had the dumbfuck notion that the Holiday Surprise they were hyping up all month was a Christmas bonus or something and not a case of wet sandwiches from the store deli

Legendary miss to not be his colon

It is stupid to claim that a movie needs lasting cultural impact to be good, if you think about it for five seconds it’s just the movies are not good for other more subjective reasons

ultimately dgaf but i have to agree that avatar hate is forced because personally im don draper to that shit. Genuinely do not think about it at all. It would be like hating on subway surfers

Bro I was watching that

CEO of respawn dies? Uh yeah, something tells me he’ll be just fine

Holiday cooking always gets me excited 😊 whos ready for a plate?? Hey hey not all At once ahaha

Being a hater with critical thinking skills sucks ass because you can’t join in with all the dumbass haters. Yeah man it’s really bad they took your favorite gun away in fallout. They really have no idea what they’re doing over there huh

It’s actually very cool and unique of you to have so many unsolvable problems in your life. It makes me respect you way more knowing that absolutely nothing can be done to improve your circumstance. You are struggling in a way no human being ever has

Ken Cosgrove a stone cold chiller. I don’t think I could fw anyone at SCDP but Kenny’s a clean hang

Carti voice: Four possums Four possums We took over We took over

failson tboy coworker is on some weird feminist YouTube, brought up Reiner to be like “lol maybe now that FATHERS are dying in family annihilation incidents men will actually DO something” like yeah bro my thoughts exactly

Megatron? Well only that one episode where Stewie saw the future. And honestly I don’t think you should talk about people like that

I feel this website severely undersold me on Stavros cameo in bugonia the last scene he was in got a real laugh out of me

Disney paid an actual billion dollars for this

Blizzard warning? Yeah they better, those Diablo games are ass. Plus there was all the raping & so forth

a what now

Dude get outta there

I will make hatchposting happen. I have already because it’s what needed to have to be done

Whipping up a fresh pot of pour over

Nubbys number in this jungle (more somberly, on reflection) Nubbys number in this jungle

Greg Heffley: A Festering Void of Personality [8:34:19] | Watch now on YouTube watch.youtu.be/?=0kg4Yb0l

bjork oh my god so good to see you! it’s been s- bjork: I have heetbox

black carhartt overalls you can’t fool me. Ur not a tradesman ur Trade, Man

i memba way back when someone on Twitter said developing procgen systems because u suck at level design is just creating meta design problems that are harder to solve. Anyway,

getting to bed on time hasn’t resulted in anything but getting up earlier. Up at 4 today. I might highkenuinely be a 6 hour and

Me when the DLC is about a metaphysical representation of memory (it is all content from the main game with a sepia filter over it & weird Chunks torn out)