Attie, the AI assistant developed by Bluesky, will utilize cutting edge technology to instantly connect IDF soldiers to a child cowering in a nearby alley, the company announced Tuesday

if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite. if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.

Gape asscroft can ich meinen Penis from the back dude I will not solve her puzzle. Hear my voice bro the sweet pair can go fuck themselves I don't have time for this shit

reading the andy weir interview where he says he hates authors with opinions and how he will never write his own opinions into a book and making this face the whole time

fym finally the movie is actually 20 years old

At chili’s

Like the polar bear who goes with the floe, I have found it difficult to stay enmeshed lately

masterful stuff as always youtu.be/GM5s2Xpi_20?...

Re9 finished

this is a poster fight. it's not about words vs action, it's about who does your rhetoric take for granted or sacrifice for some theoretical greater good or vote triangulation.

if you think your trans friends and neighbors should be *grateful* that you are limiting the damage to sports or bathrooms or "no mutilation surgery on minors" or whatever constantly shifting goalpost is popular that week, as defined by the right, you are a dangerous ally to have.

jack harlow hate spiritually replenishes me due to us sharing a birthday and him being a living reminder I have squandered my time on earth

Feels like the name could use a pass

Listening to crumb and feeling the performative male reawaken inside

the final 3 seasons of curb are so abominably bad dude

I Pray God Edge All My Bators

Haters are my bators on the penis of success

I'm just a tiny amoebic spore creature floating around and I must enmesh myself into grand mechanisms that will forge my species into a grasping organism to reach across the stars. Youll pieces of crap wont know what hit you

I'm 99% sure this dude just pulled up to the station blasting lonely island Captain Jack sparrow

I can't express over text the childlike glee this brought me today

my actual life youtu.be/PEj5FoAFOgY?...

Solidarity with Emily Tucker and her open letter to students. Tucker writes, "But the great thing is, you don’t have to go along with this, and I urge you not to. You can refuse to use the chatbot. You can tell your professors that you don’t want them to use it or to require you to use it."

I literally am unable to form an opinion on grace ashcroft she is just Ethan 2, and I didn't really even mind Ethan that bad because I kind of hate when RE characters open their mouth

Like a sailor in a big green boat Like a sailor in a big green coat Like a sailor in a big green doat Like a sailor in a big green eaot Like a sailor in a big green foat - Little bit I call "Excel writes Geese lyrics"

Deeply embarrassing stuff

"Almost" ain't nothing but a Bowling for Soup single

Sometimes buying a Toyota will come with a free subscription to TRD Pro - the premium version of TRD, an AI poop app. Eligible models feature branding on the rear bonnet and fenders

I liked this one

Dry socket isn't real. Smoke that blunt king drink from that straw. Shit is fake

I got my tooth out. Back to normal levels of discomfort

I got a houseboat at the Himbodome youtu.be/zbfLNPgMupI?...

If I can develop a marketable skill or a tolerable personality maybe I won't deserve this any more

Good book

It's spooky how well Amazon knows me now 😝

dentist whacked and smacked my shit for an hour and just gave up man. Stepped back and went Well for at least next 24 hours this is ur problem homeboy. I got norco at least but I'm like. Really mad

That is something I would like ... (Gazes pensively)

Momma freaky lmao

28 youtu.be/3z5dO_jx5Q0?...

How proximate time-wise to the smiling friends news do we think this decision was made. Why else would you ever do this

Just reached curb HD era

They told me my name meant when I learned what it was I wanted to do with my life it would appear like noon at midnight, or the voice of God. What a fuckin rip bro

They told me I was going to see twelve monkeys and instead they showed me one movie Bro fuck terry Gilliam

"abused as a result of art" conveniently absolves the guy doing the fuckin raping lmfao. I don't think for a second that's an accident either

Whenever my birthday comes around I tend to freak the fuck out and go crazy because I've never not felt I have at max fifteen years left. Why is that haha

Drinking the proteinated caffeine milk and eating the fiber-enhanced sugarless gummies and locking myself in Alan Wake's Writing Room as loud shitting noises fill the cabin

5/5 human on nyt ai quiz 💪

morrissey going door to door, etc

Polynesian shawty gave me head so good I had to cum some Moana

Every single day, just by posting here, you have the ability to make these losers hate their job that much more, and I think that's beautiful