The way Ben is standing in this image is literally the most thug ass gangster shit imaginable

This is what Counter Strike 5 stacks used to feel like.

He didn’t “make” me do anything, we had the privilege of enjoying REM - Monster (1994) to which I consented wholeheartedly. The other stuff tho I was forced into tho

Coworkers an hour late again so I get to take a 15 minute break with 1hr left of work

she speks my meeting til I gump

patriotism is like extreme bdsm or sm to me cuz it can be really harmful when you engage with it improperly, but the harm isn’t inherent to the deed or anything

one of the most genuinely shocking things I learned over the past week was that the gorillaz are still around and more popular than they’ve ever been

Youre drinking $8 coffee stressed about geopolitical situations. I am listening to pon de replay and touching my thingy. Go life for life with me right now

NO WAY?!?!

Real

saw this and was like “damn that kinda looks like goggins, is that why they cast him for white lotus” so I looked the guy up and I forgot there’s a much funnier guy he looks like lol

He’s not gonna fuck you lil bro

im ngl ts lowk kinda deep 😪 dog and the squirrel got me crieying Or however u spell ts word 😂

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King squidward and the lidward widward. Now that’s some shit I could get into

This is, so fucking weird

honestly I feel like they had their McCarthy moment during McCarthyism. Like that was a really big deal in Hollywood as I recall

My hungry ass thought this was Patrick Doran 😂 🤣 😜 🥵 😳

you need an employee to get a donut at th grocery store it’s time to leave this fucked up toilet earth

the fuck is going on at Walmart

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There is a lot of darkness and evil in the world today but I think that we can come together and overcome it. This is what im talking abt btw.

why did she say this

The pundit equivalent of a tax credit on small businesses opened in select neighborhoods in the last six months to be paid out over the next 8 years & not to exceed $200

lol wacky blender album

They never left youtu.be/BHbMELYCW64?...

The answer is literally just racism lol

It’s crazy that I can’t tell my smart tv to play a random episode of simpsons, a random family guy, and then shut off during the theme song of a random bobs burgers

Was watching hotel TV like “it’s nice to not have to pick the episode” streaming has irreversibly corroded my brain

anyone know w2c im serious

NOOO PLEASE I LIKE THESE DONT USE THEM AS YOUR PROP AGAINST LOUIS CK

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Y’all won’t know the 1st thing abt this 💯

Real

Fill my lungs with air just to flex on Charlie Kirk 💯 💪 ✨

it’s fun to see the supreme court give the green light to criminalize your ethnicity the same week one of the biggest nazis on twitter gets got and see who gets horrified about what. imagine finding that gummed up freak more relatable

Im sure that all right wing media is taking a step back to laugh at how silly they feel right now!

oh no is the right wing demanding crackdowns, martial law, and masked secret policemen disappearing you or shaking you down for papers? all because of this specific incident!

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

oh my god we’re already arguing over whether it’s Ok to say Cool you guys are pathetic BYE

Damn he’s going to need a different kind of diaper. In the hospital!!!! I guess they have the same kinds there. I don’t really know

Epstein book is crazy cuz everyone frames the story like “he was so clever and sneaky he just evaded all accountability bla bla bla” & like. No he was dumb as a box of rocks & only survived due to the good graces of his fellow predators

World made of little shits imma be the big turd Pocketful of SpongeBob, bag fulla squidward

I could use a break 💔 I need to go ⬇️ Down down down down on life ✨