When my mood starts to slip the best thing to do is sit alone & stare at the wall for hours ✅

not a lot of porn sites making content for trees

AI overview

My phone screen at 5pm

Put my hands up my penis is gone It grew legs & ran away Moving my hips like yeah Taking a shit like yeah

Yo mama so oil she flew away during monsoon

Thunder only happens when it's raining Penis I be rubbing when I'm gaming

World Heritage Post

stuck inside of that xbox youtu.be/ju5DkFjIZtQ?...

I just opened the app man

Fuck it should have been brrrrrap oh my God I'm so fuckig stupid ca;nt do snythkng right

fake & im gay downtown walking fast, shitted my ass and im no balls 🎵 & I miss you

Why the fuck you farting Why you always farting Mmmmmm ohh my god Stop fucking farting

So what we smoke beer So much we eat weed

Beer got me fartin #BEERGOTMEFARTIN

I guess it’s kind of aspirational tho cuz cranberry never met a fruit he couldn’t kick it wit. That’s a gregarious berry. Id like to be as friendly as that

frutiger aero… what is that some kind of post furry character? like fruit tiger… and uh, aero…morph? You crazy y2k kids and your uh… your aesthetic what have yous [clicking morphine button as fast as I can]

Fuck there go all my business. Shirt size underwear type detailed records of my sexual performance. Under surveillance of the Weed.

You ever have pussy so good it's as soft as a misting rain but the next morning the bitch roomates with the Rumor Weed

pulling out my asshole like a rug and beating the turds out with a #stick

ELDER MILLENNIAL T4T GF: sorry they called you a pooner and a manbaby on the website baby. Do you want to see that Achewood panel where Pat gets jacked again ZOOMER/MILLENNIAL CUSP T4T BF: Do you need help with the bitcoin part of getting you more domperidone already

listening to dariacore again

flash warning + epilepsy warning

Thought of this again today

dog noise in lrt mending my neural pathways bit by bit each listen. Time for another 40 loops

Kitchen gun 💖 I love you 💖

i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

review site for cheese called Chedderboxd. Review site for locksmiths called Betterlocks. My blood vessels have contracted severely due to nitrate abuse & I fear I may Pass Away. A phone case for your phone called Otterboxd

they should make a review site for bagels & call it Betterloxd

I was looking for my phone & then I found my phone & Heaven knows I'm reading posts now

all killer no filler sleazeball excellence softhair.bandcamp.com/album/soft-h...

Neat view huh?

"What are you going to do, lower my rent?" --Quote from Man Shot

the door is open 👐 the barts are free 🕊️ Homer standing there 👉 In disbelief 🤯💀

keys wallet phone... wait🤦‍♀️

i looped that claws ytp no joke for almost a full hour today

I think I just saw this guy again w the same shiesty in the same weather. He put 1 dollar on pump six

Kitchen gun 💖 I love you 💖

Heartbreaking: You Post Wayyyy Worse When Sober, Source: All Your Friends

POV you chew grizzly WG

Putting on Red Right Hand during le sexehtimes and hitting the Soy Face every time the bell rings

I hate it when someone shows me "goon bait" and it makes me squirt.

We did it joe ✅

Discovered the scientific name of the common jay just now and knew immediately what I must do