ok this one got me lol

Discover feed im ready 🙏

Rs right here fam 💯

Ok bro

She got the baggy swamp ass And the gooch with the fur The whole club was stinking That’s her!

NYT is so thoroughly institutionalized that self-preservation (ie cowardice) appears to them the objectively correct course to take. Many such institutions!

Kind of amazing how much they protected him even before he got the nomination - their commitment to “objectivity “ that masks their cowardice to accurately describe the GOP being applied after he became the standard bearer makes sense, but why before unless they just really like him

Trueee

Being a Serious Politics Knower is 90% ragebaiting now, have you noticed that

There’s something inside you It’s hard to explain They’re talking about you boy They’re calling you gay I’m giving you a night call To tell you That you’re gay

My fellow Americans, let me be clear: My successor in the White House - and the current 47th President of these United States - is a Diddy blud. And he’s not like us.

The democrats are hard at work triangulating a position between The President Raped Children & The President Is An Imperfect Instrument Of God Performing His Will On Earth. They’re going to crack it any day now

I was unfamiliar but theres a lot of potential to this format

Actually officer, it was a parody of Buddy Holly, the Weezer song. We don’t even have Walmart around here

They’re calling it the hardest video of all time youtu.be/Fg0j9BU9eGI?...

Someone just said “i hope everyone affected by kofi is ok, except for the ones who draw stuff that I don’t like” like how u miss the point that bad bro

She say do you Plankton i tell her only Sandy i only love my Sponge & my Patrick, im Gary

I can’t put down the floop 🤤

Rs 💯

So we fw dazzle now okkkk on.soundcloud.com/kCAIT4XfGK0x... the fuckin link should work now ok

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

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It’s time

Trueee

idgaf abt yall i don’t work tmrw It’s friday

this is the only ai video I’ll tolerate

No you need to know if you eat those you’ll end up like him

Nah Demeter you crazy for this wtf

I have to cash out $1 lottery all the time which sucks because I have to give them the dollar without thinking about this and laughing at it/them

Leftists disdain for the videogame Firewatch, one of the video games depicting parks workers as really bad husbands, is an output of the fact that they are really good husbands

Logical endpoint of this line of thought is that it’s good and important for us to do predictive programming, and I just think that’s neat

you know I was being mean to this guy earlier but it’s true that there’s no other way to do this except for parks and rec

Dude

So nobody else reads SGF (sugarfree) and thinks Space Ghost Flurpp huh

Lowk me but y’all not ready

Lord forgive me but im deinking dr Bob tonight

Real

You know if your extra hard throwback difficulty “isn’t in line with the games design” why is there an achievement for it

Hey man I heard they call you Mister Shit. Because you stink and yr pants are full of shit

Nice fuckin servers bluesky can I dislike those. Because I do judiciously

am I crazy for not being mad abt dislikes? lots of sites have a “don’t show me this” button. the discover tab is really bad yall

And here’s where your mother peed And this is the room where your brothers made turds Indentions in the seat Where there bodies once pooped but don’t poop anymore

Guy riding his bike around the parking lot telling people Ay I got a coalition going. Yeah I got a coalition of four people. think im gonna start saying that whenever im around people

My epitaph

Tapping the sign

I think it’s really funny how zoomers more or less correctly identified funko pops as millenial nostalgia slop but instantly folded as soon as youtubers got involved

crazy dudes in 1973 came out of the exorcist like That was dope, I want to hear that song driving into work tomorrow and every day for a month