whispering to date whenever Sweetpea Golightly is on screen: that's Sweetpea Golightly

World heritage post

me [venemous]: something happens to the Seattlite brain when exposed to direct sunlight functionally identical to the gooner -INT status effect Coworker: The what me: Don't worry abt it

hey seattle locals, y'all know the community made skate park at cal anderson park in capitol hill? the fences around it have been torn down and the city is looking to replace it (and the other fenced sporting areas) with pickle ball courts. here's a petition to help stop that! c.org/ZRrmz2dSmf

My body has been autowaking at first light every morning which was kinda cool for a while but lately im getting pretty sick of it. im not sleeping thru the night either so i basically never feel rested. I might require advanced pharms from exotic sources, or a bullet in my fucking h

new shapes being forged

sound therapy music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQyB...

found a cool stock photo

moral panics about cartoon drawings are loser shit and you don't need me to tell you why

scooby doo making a giant delicious sub sandwich and he lays down the pickles and mato's and cheese and some mustard and salami and lettuce 🥬 and finally he puts the eraser head baby on it and the top piece of bread and a toothpick with a olive and he takes a biiiig bite

game show where 16 new-generation TikTok furries move into a house together and find out which ones are babyfurs and which ones like feral porn

banana Laffy taffy is good. there I said it.

I don't know if it's "good" but the new jpeg is definitely hitting today

Ok I think today's a day to stay off this website

They're calling it the most millennial trans video ever

Homander

HOMELANDER: Can I return to society, to live as a decent man? ME: No, Homelander, your crimes are too great.

homander

Before you kiss me, you'll recall Floppa was a caracal

when the spaghetti roach is covered in red pepper

U thought I was kidding or smth?

The traffic lights are out and the dudes working it are like Yeah you can cross just watch out Ok

> carefully explain the difference between playlist and mixes > They laugh and say "it's a jumpstyle mix" > look inside > playlist

told my dentist what brand of toothbrush I use & he said "Oral B excellent" & I sed Hell yeah it be brother give me 5 and he did not give me 5

I'm tuning in to the Take Two Earnings Call tomorrow to hopefully learn more about fucking GTA six, because everything in my life is going great

Parents who go hard on youth sports are some of the pettiest, most vindictive and bitter people in this country, and they chose to tear it all down because they felt Tammy was robbed of her swim trophy

the thing of "trans people just pushed too hard on the sports stuff" is so ahistorical that it makes me mad, when did you hear about trans sports before 2020 outside of the occasinoal human interest story on it

Takeout discourse just breezes right by me because I have food autism and eat grilled cheese with ketchup every night. Everyone should be more like me

Junglist Massive - free display name for any dnb gainers out there

Who the fuck is humping my ottoman then

Totally forgot to link images,Here are some examples of how they came out!

The mind is not clever today

Suck Six Billion Penis

doing the cat ear dance (don't kno what its called) 2 this @ work rn youtu.be/A0ccY-8rvlc?...

I think a lot of people who obsess over Disco Elysium should spend less time litigating its legacy and play another game, like Norco, which is a masterpiece that not enough people played.

That shit look like the backlerooms

Looks like he's in the Backrooms

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

I wrote a short piece about Juniper's memory and the duty all of us have in her passing to build a world where this can't happen anymore. [free to read/no paywall] www.patreon.com/posts/158697...

Work bathroom selfie cuz I am Not Feeling It today but a coworker said my hair is nice

normal looking dude just handed me this

They put ai in my bullshit job busywork! Talk about training aids am I rite