Two Phones Haver
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One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
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about 2 months ago
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ok this one got me lol
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about 13 hours ago
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Discover feed im ready 🙏
about 14 hours ago
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Rs right here fam đź’Ż
about 14 hours ago
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Ok bro
about 15 hours ago
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Bearhat
about 15 hours ago
She got the baggy swamp ass And the gooch with the fur The whole club was stinking That’s her!
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NYT is so thoroughly institutionalized that self-preservation (ie cowardice) appears to them the objectively correct course to take. Many such institutions!
about 15 hours ago
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
about 16 hours ago
Kind of amazing how much they protected him even before he got the nomination - their commitment to “objectivity “ that masks their cowardice to accurately describe the GOP being applied after he became the standard bearer makes sense, but why before unless they just really like him
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Trueee
about 17 hours ago
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Being a Serious Politics Knower is 90% ragebaiting now, have you noticed that
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about 18 hours ago
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There’s something inside you It’s hard to explain They’re talking about you boy They’re calling you gay I’m giving you a night call To tell you That you’re gay
about 18 hours ago
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My fellow Americans, let me be clear: My successor in the White House - and the current 47th President of these United States - is a Diddy blud. And he’s not like us.
about 19 hours ago
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The democrats are hard at work triangulating a position between The President Raped Children & The President Is An Imperfect Instrument Of God Performing His Will On Earth. They’re going to crack it any day now
about 19 hours ago
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I was unfamiliar but theres a lot of potential to this format
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about 20 hours ago
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Actually officer, it was a parody of Buddy Holly, the Weezer song. We don’t even have Walmart around here
about 20 hours ago
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They’re calling it the hardest video of all time
youtu.be/Fg0j9BU9eGI?...
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2hollis + dame tu cosita danceoff
YouTube video by Analog Princess
https://youtu.be/Fg0j9BU9eGI?si=v8BQSKwHwrGVAxuh
about 20 hours ago
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Someone just said “i hope everyone affected by kofi is ok, except for the ones who draw stuff that I don’t like” like how u miss the point that bad bro
about 21 hours ago
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She say do you Plankton i tell her only Sandy i only love my Sponge & my Patrick, im Gary
about 21 hours ago
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about 24 hours ago
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I can’t put down the floop 🤤
about 24 hours ago
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Rs đź’Ż
1 day ago
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So we fw dazzle now okkkk
on.soundcloud.com/kCAIT4XfGK0x...
the fuckin link should work now ok
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MALE SHOPPING SPREE OJ XCX
visual artist and confirmed hack
https://soundcloud.com/dreaming-unconscious/male-shopping-spree-oj-xcx
2 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
4 days ago
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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2 days ago
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It’s time
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6 days ago
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Trueee
7 days ago
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idgaf abt yall i don’t work tmrw It’s friday
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this is the only ai video I’ll tolerate
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15 days ago
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No you need to know if you eat those you’ll end up like him
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7 days ago
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Nah Demeter you crazy for this wtf
8 days ago
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I have to cash out $1 lottery all the time which sucks because I have to give them the dollar without thinking about this and laughing at it/them
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8 days ago
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Leftists disdain for the videogame Firewatch, one of the video games depicting parks workers as really bad husbands, is an output of the fact that they are really good husbands
8 days ago
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Logical endpoint of this line of thought is that it’s good and important for us to do predictive programming, and I just think that’s neat
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8 days ago
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you know I was being mean to this guy earlier but it’s true that there’s no other way to do this except for parks and rec
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8 days ago
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Dude
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8 days ago
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So nobody else reads SGF (sugarfree) and thinks Space Ghost Flurpp huh
8 days ago
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Lowk me but y’all not ready
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9 days ago
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Lord forgive me but im deinking dr Bob tonight
9 days ago
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Real
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9 days ago
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You know if your extra hard throwback difficulty “isn’t in line with the games design” why is there an achievement for it
10 days ago
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Hey man I heard they call you Mister Shit. Because you stink and yr pants are full of shit
12 days ago
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Nice fuckin servers bluesky can I dislike those. Because I do judiciously
13 days ago
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am I crazy for not being mad abt dislikes? lots of sites have a “don’t show me this” button. the discover tab is really bad yall
13 days ago
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youtu.be/0x1kXZ6uC9k?...
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HALLOWEEN CHOPPED & SCREWED MIX
YouTube video by benny wise
https://youtu.be/0x1kXZ6uC9k?si=bj61T99xc3zA-o5B
13 days ago
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And here’s where your mother peed And this is the room where your brothers made turds Indentions in the seat Where there bodies once pooped but don’t poop anymore
13 days ago
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Guy riding his bike around the parking lot telling people Ay I got a coalition going. Yeah I got a coalition of four people. think im gonna start saying that whenever im around people
13 days ago
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My epitaph
13 days ago
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Tapping the sign
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13 days ago
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13 days ago
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I think it’s really funny how zoomers more or less correctly identified funko pops as millenial nostalgia slop but instantly folded as soon as youtubers got involved
13 days ago
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crazy dudes in 1973 came out of the exorcist like That was dope, I want to hear that song driving into work tomorrow and every day for a month
13 days ago
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