tmi, through-the-door convo i had with bf just now

just remembered i need to pay my quarterly taxes coming up in january i think im going to be sick

if amazing digital circus came out around the time Diveo's music was nigh at its soundcloud peak it wouldve hit that shit like the opium crisis

Anvil

i think i got long covid with this brain fag

im a guy and I regenerate my penis every time I sleep its just the penis gnomes gnaw it off and burrow a perfectly functional womb and pussy every night all over again. they spit out the sensitive excess mass on the chest so it sucks whenever headphone cords brush against them. and i deserve it

tried to do this thing where instead of listening to music on loop as ive been doing for my whole life, to listen to a history video to at least passively learn something. my youtube feed is fucked with videos akin to "HOW TO BE THE *COOL* TOURIST SO FOREIGNERS THINK YOURE COOL!"

goonie contraption

greedy (original artpiece by k2comix on here !)

19 year olds don't break up and call their exes exes anymore they call them abusers and you ask them why and it's "they minimized the love we had for each other with daily microaggressions and were always disagreeing with me in our disagreements" holy fvvvccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

"hey were so glad you flew here on your dime to revisit the family again for the holidays. we're gonna put on The Game and judge you from the couch"

playing league of legends on christmas dont look at me

ink-stained fur + making clothes out of it. finally drawing my fursona with his/her/whatever's intended gimmick

ate too many mushrooms now my stomach's churning in a german accent

not now honey im too busy signaling that i know of esoterica

vent art

every day this becomes more true

Oooooh so hot.... Meet Gastropod Kernel

(magdalena bay) ooOooh my Gaaaddd... 20 more Snail Binky

squandered

judgmental gatekeepy thing of me to say but the type of ppl i often see use the word slop do not feel like the type of ppl that look like they have the discernment and taste to use it. just a cheap way to sound smart + disregard things they dont like when what they like sucks too

back to autopilot

today at brunch I saw a baby using both of its hands to hold and eat a pizza. small as fuck, pizza stand towering over its head, straight gumming on that shit. beautiful

traditional

little pleasures include my little pothos. the light hitting the pastilla / polvoron wrappers. sunset filtering through the adjacent window onto the cloudy side of building's window. cheese breads that I love so much that people think I'm Brazilian

(r slur / r word) priorities

kept listening to that fucking tumblr angel sitting on my shoulder "you cant tell someone that! thats a lot of emotional burden! you cant tell someone that! that could be manipulative at a bad time!" and after almost losing a friend never having to told them anything i want to shotgun its head off

what is it called when you want to do nice things and gestures for people but want to remain strangers

i can totally see mcdonalds (or companies in general) trying to be like "wait its actually ethical to use AI for commercials like that so stunt actors dont have to get hurt for segments that have them fall off a house"

thinking of what i could be doing with the money i gave to artists that never worked on my comm because they didn't want to honestly just tell me the prompt sounded unenjoyable to work on

(irl selfie) wanted to immortalize my hair doing some bullshit

scribbles

for 10 years i had a voice in the back of my head "dont snap out at people. dont bite the hands that feed you" but what do i owe to reply guys thatre cluelessly (or not) abrasive under art to the actual people that pay to feed me i dont want that kind of audience. i block / tell them off more freely

of all the fetishes out there NTR specifically has the most vocal audience against it to the point where it feels like an eyeroll. im not into it personally, but im surprised to see people give this much of a shit (ive seen this throughout the years in other comments sections outside my own)

the purpose of a rabbit is to contain secrets

(irl selfie) i could never dress this well in hot climates man

siblings in bitching out

ok thanks i guess

no shade to bara but whenever I see yaoi of two shredded guys built like if you slapped their asses it'd sound like the microwave door when you slam it too hard it's difficult for me to project softness into them. biting that cheek prolly feels like a fucking pig ear. nothing they do feels good

just realized lucky commissioned four pages of his tiger stretching Sketch's butthole. god bless him man