got his ass

every person quote retweeting this now is so fucking annoying oh my god lol

messmer's wingspan is insane this guy should be playing hoops

Golden Hippopotamus

The grommit subplot

what the fuck do you mean theres an ash fo war that makes your dodge actually good. what the hel

i was going to stream today but i forgot going to family parties makes my brain not work for the rest of the day

First look at Jeremy Alan White as Covetous Demon in Dark Souls 2 movie

I woke up at 4 pm but I am here now helping her paint a piggy bank

One boomer after another

its really funny if you look up any thread about malenia online its 'This fight is fucking awesome except for One Thing," and it's always "why can she waterfowl dance 1 frame out of hit stun"

Spike Lee...thank you

Feel like shit haven't watched a movie in 2 weeks

Oh hold up, time to lock in

i forgot how deeply stupid it is that malenia can launch into waterfowl dance immediately off getting hit-stunned by your attack lol

been laughing at this image all day

yoooo im dead, this is a must cop

i knew you had it in the bag. you are goated with the sauce, faze rug

just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

knicks win newww yooorrrrkkkk

donald trump removed one of his ribs to suck off bill clinton

trump has to give me 2000 dollars and then they can release the full epstein files ok

I gotta watch the good Mario movie again

the last name of every sopranos character is sopranos. chris sopranos, adriana sopranos, furio sopranos, tony soprano sopranos, etc

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

this was preceded by 40 minutes of me trying to cross this bridge where fireballs come down randomly and theres like 40 huge enemies running at you immediately

www.twitch.tv/gomizone dark souls 2 rnadomizer until i win or i fall asleep whichever happens first

more dark souls 2 randomizer in a bit i am getting ready now

My brother wants me to go to my nieces birthday party at 12 pm on a Saturday???? Is he crazy I'm not even awake at that time

Getting pissed off that the thunder have 10 starter level players and infinite draft picks I fucking hate the clippers dude

I showed this to my friend last night and he was like "oh that's why you always say no way he's actually awesome when you find out a card is good"

I miss you so much

Samus Claptrap Companion

im gonna run for chuck schumers senate seat since hes not running again

I am hungry but I'm already in bed? What do I do about that

So hes like a, a gomi?

This video really did irreparable damage to the way I speak

I did a bunch of elden ring out of order and now I'm going thru the story and all the bosses die in like 10 seconds to me and my mimic lol

Actually putting this total dogshit cArd in my deck today unironically because it's the best out to a specific monster for my deck lol

12 new guest gachas of americas favorite mayor

Watching a 7 year old have a meltdown playing pokemon with his dad because it's too hard to make charizard

What if I became one of those guys who only streams dark souls randomizers. I'm not even good at the game.

The loathsome dong eater

Pets are insane because they will occasionally make the scariest noise you've ever heard that.makes you think they are dieing and you look it up and it's like oh that's Reverse Farting they do it sometimes. It doesn't matter at all.

I think boomer had a nightmare because he woke me up whining and screaming like he was in pain and it was the scariest thing I've ever experienced but once he saw i was there he calmed down

Sir giddeon ofnir the stupid dipshit

you can either be brave and try to fight him one on one or call up all your friends to kick hsi ass while you shoot him for 5 minutes. and then this happens

the radahan fight is so funny

they just gave htis guy a dog at the knicks game

stupid idiot moron boss got stuck ona wall while i shot him to death