people are so fucking pissed

This is who I have to fight to win the Gathering and claim the Prize.

*discovers some crazy doom 2 mod that is basically set in a horror / warhammer influenced version of ww1* *it's a stand alone thing that doesn't need the doom source port to run*

I remember reading about all the earlier failed attempts and false starts with Momoa and...maybe Oscar Isaac? and thinking "Yeah, this remake ain't move forward until they cast a white dude as the lead..." and WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?

Melville invented the Dril post send fleep

did a search for some James O'Barr art and "oh yeah...they did do a remake of the Crow, didn't they?"

This may have, in fact, been my first Spider-Man comic.

The line up for the "Half Time Alternative Show for Real Americans" or whatever sounds like the names of a bunch of goons from an episode of JUSTIFIED that ends with them accidentally shooting each other while a very confused Raylan looks on."

one of the earliest MUPPET SHOW pilots was titled "Sex and Violence."

I can’t get over how funny it is that despite all that Nicki Minaj couldn’t get a booking on the TPUSA Big Game™ Halftime Show for Real America bc sadly they couldn’t bump any of the megastars like Scump Biggun or Tarn Dootin.

Lots to love and think about with THE BONE TEMPLE but I cherish the Jimmy/Kelson scene. The way an off-balance Jimmy begins to really examine himself, and stops. The way Kelson gently figures out his whole deal and sidesteps conflict. Beautiful writing, beautiful acting, beautiful storytelling.

"It's just a solid circle."

"Charlie XCX to star in Takashi Miike movie" is a real headline that l9oks like a shitpost.

“Nicholas Ray's JOHNNY GUITAR is so rigorously, comprehensively excessive, its excesses eclipse any baseline against which excess is typically judged.”

Won’tstock

"The Right's cultural relevance squandered." They never had it. It was astroturfed by every single media entity and marketer trying to suck up to the reincarnation of the idiot king. It was never there.

I get a bigger hit of nostalgia seeing stuff like an old black and white print ad advertising some rando PC game like it's the hot new thing or a comics ad for some EXTREME new Image title that never came out than I do for like, new STAR WARS or GHOSTBUSTERS.

Favorite thing about RFC is that they don't really take down the holiday decorations just dress them up to be appropriate for the season.

we got Arrow CONAN and Arrow EXCALIBUR so now I'm going to see if I can will an Arrow release of the o.g. HIGHLANDER into existence.

Can't wait.

anyway whenever I think of Kid Rock - after "he sucks" "piece of shit" and "he's older than I am and still wants to be called "kid""- I remember somebody who ran into him in person once said "he smells like he looks."

Also they do the DEADWOOD thing where the language is very ornate and liberally salted with profanities

Do you want to watch Lucy Lawless and Rachel Weisz's brother from THE MUMMY be scheming Romans? Yes you do

The SPARTACUS shows are as interested in class, star-crossed romances and historical looseness as any regency drama but they're way hornier, way clearer-eyed about what class really means and when tensions boil over people get their shit gruesomely rocked. They rock so hard dude

Pictured: A man that still calls himself "Kid."

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

*comes up with idea for a Superman villain that's basically his weird stalker* wait...that's just Lex, isn't it?

In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Folks, you need to see Lee Van Cleef's outfit in this behind the scenes photo from THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.

Forgot all the Olympics commercials are for prescription drugs that can cure your flaky buttcheeks but can cause your lungs to eject themselves through your chest and the name of it is like “Honkshooey”

If there’s any transfemme who has a perfect glow up in a video game it’s Morpheus Duvall in Resident Evil Dead Aim.

ah, we've hit the "it'll warm up a bit but also it will randomly turn cold again the minute you think you can put your winter clothes / bedding away" point of Louisiana winters.

Steel Ball Run regularly engages in sports storytelling mechanics in ways only Hirohiko Araki could

okay so turns out saber duels are no longer a part of contemporary polish political discourse and now i'm "under arrest" a new polish tradition

Fun how my new phone's autocorrect absolutely triples down on "oh you don't actually mean to use *that* word, do you? Of course you don't" but is then "well what do you want me to do about it?" when I actually misspell something.

Eating this would sreaight up kill me and I don't care.

One of the things that keeps me going is how badly the worst people want everyone else to like them and how firmly they keep telling them, "No."

You know I've thought about it a lot and I really do think getting drawn by yoji shinkawa would basically be the best thing that could happen to a person in their lifetime

My brother is coming with many Fremen Warriors.

I’m seeing multiple people I otherwise respect talking about claims of baby-eating in the Epstein files and I think it might be time for everyone to pump the brakes a little bit before we re-create the Satanic Panic from first principles.

"I am interested in how the same press that lost its mind over the tan suit etc etc" It's because the press of 2010 and 2026 are not the same thing at all. Thank you for playing. Here's your consolation prize, a free version of the Thank You For Playing home game, where consolation is the prize.

...and this is first time I realized Demon's Slayer and Jujutsu Kaisen were too different series. Legit thought the latter was the Japanese title of the former.

Johnnie To has a thing for sudden decapitations, doesn't he?

Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.

So I guess Chinese take out for me tonight.

Johnathan Banks.

Seeing people glazing the Clinton's for testifying...ffs.

They've requested to go pans.