Cannon Watch #7: So what if there was a dystopian disco futuristic Faustian musical that ended with the diplomatic immunity guy from Lethal Weapon 2 as Jesus in a giant Sky Cadillac and what if he starts the rapture. And what if watching all of that makes you feel like you’re having a stroke

Crimson Desert looks like one of those games that gets some early attention, comes out, gets raved about by chuds for not having any "woke shit" and then largely ignored by everyone else and forgotten.

So I should be watching THE PITT then.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Feel like that last shot needed some ANIMAL HOUSE style titles letting us know what becomes of ur boy there. #driveinmob

He's beating him using the legendary Breakin' style. #driveinmob

"I'll help master!" Master's doing ok, honestly. #driveinmob

Lay Kar Leung turns out to be a total badass? Shocking twist! #driveinmob

Are we sure this wasn't directed by Chang Cheh? #driveinmob

"Shadowless Kick...I learned that from Wong Fei Hung." "Jet Li, Jackie Chan or Kwan Tak-Hing?" #driveinmob

I'm just amazed that Democrats walked right past "weird" and "Nazi" and "pedo"--CAREER-ENDING INSULTS--and thought calling someone gay was the move. "Ooh, Republicans love muscle men." Bitch, me too! And?!

Tuvok: We appear to be in a holodeck simulation with the safeties disabled.....again. Harry Kim: Oh no, this isn't Tom's program about that show where you touch guys and they explode, is it? Tom Paris: Hokuto Shinken is a 2,000 year old tradition, Harry!

"I call it Kitchen Fuuuu" oh wait he actually calls it Noodles Kung Fu. Better name. #driveinmob

"God damn it, boy, did you not see the Karate Kid?" #driveinmob

Wanted him to be a doctor? Could you be a more stereotypical Asian dad? #driveinmob

Hungarian poster for THE GODFATHER PART II (1974)

Okay, just saying, it didn't happen this time but your attempts at intimidation should not give the intimidatee clear shots at your nuts. #driveinmob

Poor girl turned into Sadako. #driveinmob

Oh god I'm hungry. #driveinmob

Hey, the corrupt police chief is played by the corrupt police chief from IRON MONKEY. #driveinmob

"I've got tight shorts like the rest of you!" #driveinmob

"Take the hit!" Easy for you to say, Captain Meatbrick. #driveinmob

"What was that?" "Young Master." "You want Jackie Chan." #driveinmob

yeah! !! !!!!!!!

Dang, they ran into a Chang Cheh movie. #driveinmob

There's a fighting game that has a character that's based on the purple guy and...that's all I know about this movie. #driveinmob

Getting beat up by guys wearing those shorts. Embarrassing. #driveinmob

"the Special Wizard Boy Show won't have a season per year." lol those kids are gonna be in their 40s by the time they finish the series. (if it even lasts past the first season)

Excuse me but this is my emotional support soulless cash-grab of mediocre children's books from 20 years ago

Thinkin' 'bout that Rambo Italia disco song.

Carrie Anne Moss. That is all.

🎶HERRRRRE WE ARRRRRRE! BORN TO BE KIIIIINGS...🎶

...you know, it's going to be funny if that new HUNTER: THE RECKONING game ends up being a better VtM:BLOODLINES successor than the actual VtM:BLOODLINES 2. like goddamn, we haven't had a good vampire game in a while.

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being her puppeteer.

i'm sorry the fuck you mean Kristi Noem's initials spell K L A N.

I live in *Louisiana* and I still have to drive two towns over to find a place that does decent po-boys.

chainsaw man is ultimately another tragicomedy about becoming important at work. the moral is to never hustle. the grindset is too dangerous. real winners quit.

Absolutely dying at the conclusion of this article that's trying to figure out why Whedon's cancellation has lasted longer than celebs who've done arguably worse things.

Rick Hunter. Turn Ons: "Being trapped in the bowels of the SDF-1 for days on end." Max Sterling Turn Ons: "Attempts on his life. Knife fights." Roy Fokker Turn Ons: "Actually Roy's more interested in *your* turn ons.

The legal nonsense going on about this movie is going to be more interesting than the movie is.

Bloodborne 11周年おめでとう

This is a mean thing to say but it seems like a lot of genre writers don't really know anything real. They don't know about Rome, or Angkor Wat, about riding a horse, or baking a pie, about Medieval liturgical music, or about the history of jazz. There's just nothing there. No building blocks.

...oh hey got to the episode where the SDF-1 PUNCHES A SPACESHIP.

This is the content shovelware mindset at work. No plan, lack of care, no thought. And these are the geniuses running the whole show now.

Stop making resident evil and silent hill movies. Make a Splatterhouse movie!

The thing that drives me craziest about AI is this weird illusion that it will somehow allow you to cheat death. That you can still actually speak to a loved one or that somehow you yourself will be able to live on. We could maybe use some more reverence for the one universal human experience.

...trying to make sense of Captain Gogol's accent...Hungarian-Russo-Hispanic?

Also Breetai going "Yessss...but why are using such primitive weapons?" triggers old college age memories from when a buddy let me borrow his DVD set of the series. They played that clip in the menu of every disc.

Fellas, don't you just hate it when your reunion with an old pilot buddy gets interrupted by an alien invasion and circumstances lead to you getting pulled into combat in a vehicle you've never flown before?

I'm still waiting for the Miami Virtue movie and/or TV show