"Gen X were always the mild mannered peacekeepers of the culture wars." Are you high?

Maybe in YOUR head, lady, but in my circle it was always dirtbag slacker radicals and edgelord nihilists, sometimes coexisting in the same skull.

Look man, the original PREDATOR was a movie that could only exist as is in the time it was made. It ain't the 80's any more.

"Oh my god, chuds are all mad about the new need franchise thi--" Rage shitting themselves in public because some blockbuster supposedly doesn't cater to them is literally all these trash nerds do.

Well PREDATOR: BADLANDS was a hoot and a half. Young Predator Conan on Space Skull Island.

This thing with Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson can not be a real movie.

Well guess who lucked out and is getting off work early enough to go see a PREDATOR movie tonight?

There's a bit in THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER where a bartender lays out how the kingdom is torn between a usurper king and a rebellion lead by a relative of the usurped king that's pretty clearly lifted from A FISTFIL OF DOLLARS...

Yeah, that's what happens when you commit crimes you soggy cokehead.

For all its flaws, and it certainly has a lot of them, Manos: The Hands of Fate is a desolate and eerie movie. And that's even before you find out that it predated and paralleled the Manson Family. Feels like a bad dream from the Black Lodge

"Oh my god, do you see what chuds are saying about th--" No. Because I left Twitter to stop seeing that.

Turns out Iko Uwais is starring in a sequel to this ROAD HOUSE.

Yeah I saw SWORD AND THE SORCERER -- which opens with a wizard rising out of a coffin made of living screaming faces and ripping a woman's heart of her chest and then a dude rips his face off at the end -- and SCANNERS when I was like...5.

News Inn Photo:

And the already brick thick "Book of Incredibly Weird Pictures of President Trump" grows by one more.

There's a book about why that's a bad idea, y'know.

The 80s were peak for “mischievous little shits” cinema which is why Martin Scorcese says it was the greatest years in film* *citation needed

Ethan Hawke is 55. Here’s his 9min Ted Talk on creativity. I’ve shown this to my students to inspire them to be true to themselves as artists now & in the future. Refreshingly sincere & just great advice. youtu.be/WRS9Gek4V5Q

GTA VI to be re- titled GTA FOREVER.

Got an ad before YT about a laxative and now I want the ads for blu-rays I already own back.

Anyway getting real tired of this whole "art for people who want to force their childhood on their kids." era.

The state thought it would be easy to prosecute a man for throwing a sandwich, but that plan has gone a rye.

It’s very funny how the MAGAs genuinely had no plan in place for “the American people actually do blame Republicans and not Democrats for the shutdown.”

Kids today don't give a shit about Gremlins and t he people that do probably won't see a movie without Dante at the helm. Just go ahead and set that money on fire.

Dude from LEGALLY BLONDE: "You...Just uncrucified yourself?" Sword and Sorcerer Dude: "What, like it's hard?"

If I won the lottery, I would not announce it but there would be ...signs. *stares at you from across the coffin covered in screaming faces from The Sword and Sorcerer*

Medical Emergency At The White House is my least favorite punk / new wave album.

"Arachnid megacity" has me picturing spiders running around wearing Judge Dredd helmets.

Also: think Richard Lynch gives a good performance as the bad guy in The Sword and The Sorcerer, doubly so now that I know, accord ing to Pyun, he was coked to the gills making it. "Oh, oh...he's SCARY high, not crazy high."

I'll admit I rolled my eyes and was all "ugh" at Pyun back in day but now I realize he was just this little dork who wanted to make his dorky little movies and had to work his ass off just to do that...and in this day of rampant committee slop and similar garbage, I respect and sympathize with that.

Retiring at the sprightly age of 85, a rare congressperson who chooses to not die in office. I assume the Bay Area DNC has already begun its quest for a compliant 72 year old tech millionaire to take Pelosi’s place in the district

Well thankfully my copy of THE SWORD AND SORCERER wasn't damaged despite the best efforts of UPS's special brand of Incredibly Half Assed Delivery.

jealous of my cats ability to sleep all twisted up like a pretzel and not come out with unholy amounts of back / neck pain.

*mutes parks & rec, leslie knope and what the fuck ever else i never watched that fucking show.

"It's criminal! There ought to be a law! / Criminal! There ought to be a whole lot more!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWq...

...Carrot Top turned into a Brian Thompson villain.

Great having Walter Chaw and Beth Accomando on to talk about Walter Hill's THE DRIVER - open.spotify.com/episode/6eQN...

Ah, the 80's, when "book with a sweaty dolph in a speedo on the cover" was something you sold to kids.

oh shit just found out that imprint has a blu of THE DRIVER that's region free, has commentary and the original poster art oh god resist resist resist.

got a copy of McCarthy's CHILD OF GOD a couple weeks ago and I wonder how many people picked this book up thinking it was Christian literature and if so did anyone record their reaction?

My fellow Americans my opponent is not based. He is cringe. He is a little bitch and the American taxpayer deserves to know.

God I just realized Farrell even dresses like Nathan Drake in the TOTAL RECALL remake.

The Shape of Water (2017, dir. Guillermo Del Toro)

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.” ~ Mikko Harvey

every now and then "oh yeah, they did a remake of TOTAL RECALL."

Playing a video on the history of TOTAL RECALL and was reminded of the PKD collection that put Temu Arnie on the cover after the movie came out.

Look, like many other things that this Temu-gold-leaf-ass administration has done, this is perfect. This is perfection itself. No notes. I could not make it more absurd if I tried.

So to keep track: in the past 24 hours, JD Vance sees his brother get his ass kicked in an election and his boss insults him before the eyes of the world. lol

Anyway 50cent is trying to "invest" in what's left of Shreveport's film industry and I'm waiting to see how he's gonna rocket fuck that city.

There are two different ROAD HOUSE 2's being made and one co-stars the guy from THE RAID and also there's already a ROAD HOUSE 2 what is happening?