Folks, this movie is giving us the Jaka vs. Mad Dog rematch we've been wanting since THE RAID.

Look Is the statement Trump put out that names groups that are pro-transgender as terrorists that the government "will kill" awful and horrifying? Yes. But also they've said some variant of this shit at least once or twice a year for ages now. Please don't fall into a doom hole about this one.

Look, th BTAS Clayface is great and all but I've always been partial to the versions that just had this gross, squishy face / skin instead of full on blob man.

This would fix me. "It didn't work for Andy Kaufman." I said it would fix ME.

looking over my tubi watch list and wondering when the fuck I put like 75% of it on there.

"Dead Space producer says we won't get a part 4. 'The numbers aren't there.'" That might be because EA set the numbers too high for any game to feasibly meet.

Hey, you know, if Arrow is doing special editions of a bunch of warner action flicks from the 90s....

oh no criterion sale.

nah dude they're right there.

bit of trivia that dad liked to mention from time to time is that they found a grave of what looks like an honest to god Scottish Highlander...in China. So you know, if a Scottish guy can find his way from the ass end of the U.K. to fucking China, somebody like Lupita N'yongo can end up in Greece.

… HOOK THAT SHIT INTO MY VEINS.

the plot of Metal Gear Solid becomes more believable as you get older and realize that yeah, your boss probably would spend millions of dollars cloning one lightly insane but reasonably competent employee rather than try to hire and train someone new

I dunno man, I find the phrase "trained from birth" hilarious. Kid comes out of the womb and immediately they stick a sword in their hands and throw them (literally?) against a Dark Souls boss.

survival / action-RPG of I AM LEGEND that has you spend daytime hunting down sleeping vampires, gathering supplies, doing research and night having to defend your home from the vampires...if you make it home in time.

I really do appreciate Bluesky's "hide post" feature because man I do not need to keep seeing that stupid ass A.I. movie "trailer."

You'll never be able to hear "Take On Me!" the same again after watching this show.

I wanna see it do a single staircase.

I dunno, always found it weird Rex Reed raved about THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE but fell into his fainting couch over stuff like THE WILD BUNCH.

Okay, by the agreement of America's prominent film critics, as the last one standing, Gene Shalit receives the tontine.

Fascists succeed in general because they are willing to take stuff, break rules, get violent, while most of their opponents are not Fascists lose, in general, because they pick (at least) one fight too many with someone they didn't expect to fight back

[The Toronto Star; Canada - 11/28/1974]

Don't talk to me or identical floating severed heads again

Just look at her.

Vote for me as president and I will make it a law that you can't discuss Lovecraft unless you've read anything besides Internet Discourse about him.

Well well well Game Stop how does it feel to get offered nothing when you try to sell it back?!

"What city do you have a beef with." Ryl'eh. Fucking non-Euclidean geography.

The "That's Seagal's Head Photoshopped Onto A Different Dude's Body" Cinematic Universe.

Periodic reminder that Shaw Brothers has a YouTube channel and they are releasing movies in a variety of genres all with English subtitles. A lot of movies that haven't gotten a release in English in a long, long time if at all: www.youtube.com/@ShawBrosCin...

Oh hey look, I achieved beyond my wildest dreams. No big deal

man, been a while since we've had a true blue period adventure movie outta hollywood, hasn't it? I'm not talking like Indiana Jones riffs, I'm saying more stuff like LAST OF THE MOHICANS.

selling something called "Cronus Butter" to the looksmaxxing guys thats just canned corn in ziploc bags

Me: *finds out the Midnight thing won't focus on Marvel's horror characters but on horror versions of their most popular characters* meh. "Midnight Spider-Man will basically be Shin Kamen Rider. Prologue not Anno" Me: Go oooonnn.

The launch of Vanilla Coke back in May 2002 featured a series of ads with Chazz Palminteri (with Sven-Ole Thorsen) introducing the drink to various individuals (in this instance, Aaron Paul). In Hong Kong, the same role was played by Anthony Wong (with Kenny Kwan as the kid).

Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

What if we watched THE HIDDEN FORTRESS now?

They grinded up baby Yoda to make gro-goo.

well, say what you will about Clint's westerns but even the weaker ones got absolutely baller posters.

jesus, how many westerns feature people singing "Shall we Gather At The River."

If you have ever "liked" one of my posts, know that I have spent countless nights imagining us together on a treacherous yet life-affirming sailboat voyage around the world

Anywho, giving HANG 'EM HIGH a watch now, which might be the only Clint western I haven't seen from beginning to end. Has one heck of a lead actor credit and title drop and right after that Ben Johnson shows up, so it's already on my good side.

Funny thing about the "Kubrick abused Shelley Duvall to get that performance" myth is that's super misogynistic. "Oh a *woman* couldn't be able to portray that convincingly by being a good actress, a *man* had to actually terrorize her!"

Everyone picked up their literary analysis from a Cracked article in 2009 titled "You Think Cthulhu is Epic Bacon? It's Actually Epic RACISM"

Damn man, if only it was common knowledge that Trump scams people.

"when you were 10 did you vatch movies from 30 years ago." one of my favorite movies as a kid was the George Pal WAR OF THE WORLDS. We had this whole line of books that was about old monster movies that were aimed at kids!

Sorry where is this plague of adults forcing kids to be into 80s bands and movies or whatever, burning their Billie Eilish CDs and banning KPop Demon Hunters from the house, is this actually a problem or is it a reflection of adults' paranoia about becoming an Old

Honestly I think there's way too much reflexive fear at the idea of trying to promote something old (defined as "from more than five years ago") to kids, that it makes you terminally unhip or a controlling parent or something