...the problem with society is that more people aren't shot in the balls with loads of rock salt.

When your 90 minute werewolf movie hits minute 70 and the werewolves haven't shown up yet...

okay fr it's cool you reprinted this and KEW's IN A LONELY PLACE Valancourt but if you'd also want to reprint some of Shea and his fantasy fiction I wouldn't complain.

Let me make a movie of Ligotti's My Work is Not Yet Done starring Tim Heidecker

...why does he look like a horrible caricature of Italians from New York brought to life?

I was today years old when I found out the Leprechaun in the Leprechaun movies actually has a name.

Oh probably one of the really racist ones.

Well there's stuff that I want in the Criterion sale but I literally have a billion things pre-ordered and I want to get that A HERO NEVER DIES Chameleon release so...I must restrain for now.

Oh no a criterion sale

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

I just looked up what the whole 6 7 thing was about and now I'm even more confused.

LRT: Seriously though Guillermo, imagine how many awards that movie could have received if you had gone with my suggested title of FISH FUCKER: A ROMANCE.

THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) | Dir: Guillermo Del Toro

The wonderful @nicbolt99.bsky.social and I wanted to do a sequel to our Morrigan x Lilith piece for Halloween, but uh... I didn't make it in time. But look! Jill Valentine from Resi 3 Remake! This time, I inked and colored his sketch! 💜😌

well finished up POLYPHEMUS. Great short story collection, would love to read more of Shea stuff and hahaha a lot is out of print.

"MEGADETH teases new song "I Don't Care..." oh come on dave.

"PREDATOR: BADLANDS Ending Expl--"

Beloved Genre Director: "Yeah, I've thought about doing some kind of follow up to Beloved Movie over the years. Even brainstormed ideas with Beloved Lead Actor over beers." Clickbait News: "BELOVED GENRE DIRECTOR SAYS SEQUEL TO BELOVED MOVIE IS IN DEVELOPMENT!"

THIS OTHER THING (I'll believe it when it's front of my eyeballs and probably not even then.)

It's great having the kind of brain that wants to get mad at people over insignificant things. Really.

BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.

yes hello yes.

Oh my god are we seriously doing "men don't find Sabrina carpenter hot" discourse again.

Reposting this as it's a piece of @guydavisart.bsky.social art that most folks have likely never seen. From my weird western OGN Strangeways: Murder Moon, all the way back in 2008 (probably drawn in 2005 though.) At the risk of hubris, tagging @realgdt.bsky.social as he's a fan of Guy's work.

a government agency is mad that somebody did some batman art depicting them as the bad guys.

oh nothing just remembering when I said "we dodged a bullet" when Renner auditioned for Max in FURY ROAD and didn't get hte part and I got some fanboy in my replies going "well *he* would have behaved himself on the set on the set and cooperated unlike TOM HARDY."

Wait, they let Triple H actually run the WWE now?

Slamming dick in car door hurts more than expected, study finds.

FRIDAY!

My insult of late has been calling people Ghoul's, I like it and its true, just rotting husk grasping at the living for their own good. So don't be a ghoul.

He yeets a bear trap at a dudes face. 10 / 10 no notes.

You know Weyland Yutani is absolutely run by a corporate failson who just wants to get dangerously uncontrollable space aliens in their possession because they think it makes them look badass.

I know WICKED is big and popular but that movie from aesthetics to tone and performances is very what I call "Tumblrcore."

Yessssssss...

Got the SISU, SEND HELP and AVATAR trailers before BADLANDS and also trailers for THE BRIDE, WICKED 2 WICKED HARDER and...some nonsense about Timothee Atredies playing ping pong but it's a serious drama? First three I'll see but holy shit, those last three were vehemently "not for me."

It has been wildly irresponsible and probably actively mendacious that the media painted a picture of a GOP/fascist realignment rather than prioritizing 1) the *unprecedented* last-minute candidate swap due to that POTUS’ infirmity 2) the intense fatigue and disgust that D voters had with the admin.

"Gen X were always the mild mannered peacekeepers of the culture wars." Are you high?

Maybe in YOUR head, lady, but in my circle it was always dirtbag slacker radicals and edgelord nihilists, sometimes coexisting in the same skull.

Look man, the original PREDATOR was a movie that could only exist as is in the time it was made. It ain't the 80's any more.

"Oh my god, chuds are all mad about the new need franchise thi--" Rage shitting themselves in public because some blockbuster supposedly doesn't cater to them is literally all these trash nerds do.

Well PREDATOR: BADLANDS was a hoot and a half. Young Predator Conan on Space Skull Island.

This thing with Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson can not be a real movie.

Well guess who lucked out and is getting off work early enough to go see a PREDATOR movie tonight?

There's a bit in THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER where a bartender lays out how the kingdom is torn between a usurper king and a rebellion lead by a relative of the usurped king that's pretty clearly lifted from A FISTFIL OF DOLLARS...

Yeah, that's what happens when you commit crimes you soggy cokehead.

For all its flaws, and it certainly has a lot of them, Manos: The Hands of Fate is a desolate and eerie movie. And that's even before you find out that it predated and paralleled the Manson Family. Feels like a bad dream from the Black Lodge

"Oh my god, do you see what chuds are saying about th--" No. Because I left Twitter to stop seeing that.

Turns out Iko Uwais is starring in a sequel to this ROAD HOUSE.

Yeah I saw SWORD AND THE SORCERER -- which opens with a wizard rising out of a coffin made of living screaming faces and ripping a woman's heart of her chest and then a dude rips his face off at the end -- and SCANNERS when I was like...5.