okay, this movie does have one completely insane "oh yeah, that killed somebody" car motorcycle chase that almost makes up for how meeeeh the movie has been so far.

"Re-release of ART IF FIGHTING 3 that adds King and Yuri to the roster." Sure, why not?

A thing you should do when someone posts smirky discourse bait is block them and move on with your day

Greatest crossover ever: Every character in a Hong Kong movie named "Fatty."

Well I just like sex scenes because I’m a pig, what can I say?

oh hey, tubi's got the movie they tried to pass off as a seuel to HARD BOILED. I guess that's what I'm watching next. "Directed by Wong Jing." ...uh...huh.

I agree with the take that you actually couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because it has too many jokes about how racist white people are.

CURRY & PEPPER is kinda nuts. It's a goofy buddy cop parody but it's shot and lit like a Friedkin movie.

Say what you will about Hong Kong movies but they will, on occasion, brutally kill the comic relief character.

Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.

honestly, the gigantic poster of the main characters in uniform they have in the apartment they share might actually be weirder than The "Bikini Pig On The Toilet" one.

What it's like inside my head.

honestly, the gigantic poster of the main characters in uniform they have in the apartment they share might actually be weirder than The "Bikini Pig On The Toilet" one.

YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)

Okay CURRY AND PEPPER let's see what you got. "Starring "Anne Bridgewater." Okay, already off to a good start.

Okay, so is VIRTUA FIGHTER: CROSSROADS a separate thing from VIRTUA FIGHTER 6? Or is it a story mode in the game?

and my third attempt to buy a used copy of McCammon's NIGHT BOAT has failed. ...why is this cursed? i just want a trashy paperback about underwater nazi zombies. The worst kind of nazi zombies.

*hears somebody actual say "PDF File" aloud as a euphemism for pedo and part of my soul just cracks off and crumble away* fucking annie wilkes ass nonsense.

Animation is so fucking cool dude

anyone doing "unnecessary sex scene" discourse in 2026 is some dork looking for cheap heat so they can post "lol people mad 😂 😂 😂"

Welcome to the Great American State Fair

Anyway, Happy Centennial Mel Brooks. Having a guy dressed like Hitler say "they lose me after the bunker scenes" is maybe the greatest throwaway joke in movie history.

Happy 100th to the King

Finishing up Pete Dexter's DEADWOOD and almost asked for recommendations for *more* Western novels to read only to remember I actually have a big stack of unread ones including BUTCHER'S CROSSING, SHANE and McCarthy's BORDER trilogy.

Philippe Druillet's interior art in the 1967 French edition of A. E. van Vogt's Empire of the Atom (1957) and The Wizard of Linn (1962) French title: L'empire de l'atome / Le sorcier de Linn #scifi #sciencefiction #art 1/4

"infamously sleazy 70's samurai movie..." *waits for it* "...based on the manga by Kazuo Koike."

Oh hot damn, Curry and Pepper is on Tubi

There's a very special game celebrating its 25th birthday today: Ion's Storm's cult classic ANACHRONOX. This is one wild, ambitious game with oodles of heart. One of those games where a western dev wanted to make something like a JRPG. It's pretty much the Fifth Element as an RPG.

Karen Allen and Harrison Ford between takes on the set of Raiders.

LRT: one of the reasons I love Guilty Gear is that they'll do shit like "this guy's weapon is a katana with a gun built into the hilt' and that doesn't crack the top 5 craziest things about the character.

Did you bring enough tangerines?!🤖 The second character of GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- Season Pass 5 "Robo-Ky" releases on July 2nd, 2026! Trailer: youtu.be/BKdh0rcteAE #ASWxEVO26

Akihiro Yamada #illustration #coverart #1980s #1990s #HPLovecraft #Cthulhu #AkihiroYamada

I dunno man, I find people bitching about parrying in the SOULS games kind of funny because in my experience it's either not really required or not that demanding?

oh lord take my eyes so I no longer have to keep seeing the Supergirl dick cup.

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

Cyber Blue, what if a poor kid on a cyberpunk planet was turned into Robocop...which in this case means being turned into Blonde Kenshiro with Robocop's gun. Yeah, I'm grabbing this.

Pete Dexter's DEADWOOD is again, has no connection to the HBO show beyond being about the same historical figures and location in the same period BUT if you are a fan of the show you'll love it for the same reason: "Look at this big mess of humanity trying to make something out in the wilderness."

seriously, who the hell buys these popcorn buckets? I hate these things. Overpriced crap that's not gonna do anything except take up space in a landfill.

Rockstar busting unions and permanently wrecking how we price releases to make the stiffest controlling game you’ve ever played

*sees some video on "the inspirations behind major fighting manga / game characters" and they point out that Yujiro from BAKI's facial features are based on Paul Stanley and I'm having a "oh god I can't unsee it now" moment.

Yes, me and my bros were all stuck face-down in a cave. We were glad to be rescued until one of the paramedics called us the "Nutty Putty Buddies" and everyone laughed. I can't handle this, let me die in the cave

Celebrate Peter Lorre's birthday with this piece on Lorre's performance in Mad Love (1935) by the Gutter's own Carol Borden at Biff Bam Pop! biffbampop.com/2022/10/31/3...

ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again

Man, Arnie vs. Sly. Arnie's just a one in a million star. Stallone CAN be the more interesting performer but his ego and need to prove he can still hang with the cool kids keeps tripping him up.

"DARK FANTASY MANGA!" *looks inside* "SHOUNEN SUPERPOWER FIGHTS IN A STANDARD MEDIEVAL SETTING*

Y'all. Y'all. Stop what you're doing and listen to this.