My right appendage is already sporting a wrist brace and three bandaids, I don’t think it can handle another accessory in the form of my wrist-mounted scanner at work. Now that I think about it, the button is gonna be right on top of my worst cut. (rude raspberry noises)

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WANTING BY THE SOCIAL ADJUDICATION AGGREGATOR.

𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮, 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘦𝘣𝘴. 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩𝘴, 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘯...

I’ve cut my fingers badly twice now with the same knife in as many days.

THE MAXX (1995)

Watch out, that knife in the dishwater will getcha.

you now saw through this wreck, as plainly as you see through the peeled, half-unhinged, and bleaching skeleton of a horse

My sheriff told me Rambo keeps killing his deputies so I asked how many deputies he has and he said he just goes to the National Guard and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding deputies to Rambo and then his daughter started crying.

how I’m not watching MST3K every weekend I guess is just a big time personal failure , huh?

All you Snyderbros should remember the faces of your fathers and be Schumacherbros first and foremost.

The Batman movies aren’t proof that Joel Schumacher sucked, they’re proof that he was way talented and had raaange.

Well, life on the outside ain’t what it used to be.

Keith David has received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ⭐️ 🎥 Variety

“Is there? Is there balm in Gilead?”

But you don’t really care for music, do ya?

The terrors persist, and so, tragically (for my employers), I’m tapping out until next Tuesday. Tonight, spiritual fortification.

For my money, one of the best monologues out there. Should’ve done this back in competitive drama.

"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever be

Tonight I’ll be reading Frank Miller’s RONIN for the first time in 20 years or more. Figure I’ll like it more this go-around. I remember being unimpressed as a teen because, while it predates SAMURAI JACK, I thought SJ was just way cooler.

But you don’t really care for music, do ya?

Remember, folks: “The best things in life are free.”

“You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down from 50 stories up, thinking about the meaninglessness of life, listening to dark voices deep inside you, and you think, ‘Should I? … Should I?  … Should I push someone off?’”

On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot.

Today has been the kind of day that needs to end with a beer, but I have none at home, and an appointment to keep immediately after work. I have plenty of whiskey, but that just isn’t the same. Beer consoles my body while whiskey fortifies my spirit.

Let’s kiss beneath the Robot Monster.

Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused.

I want more of these trading cards, these trading cards are good:

The only ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake I will accept is one produced by Troma.

If you follow me, and we have no mutuals, and your whole thing seems to be politics, you’re gonna get blocked, because…

Happy Birthday to the late Michael McDowell, one of the best to ever do it.

This issue of WHAT IF? was great. Conan gets arrested, escapes from court, quickly teaches himself the English language, figures out money and coke dealing, starts a gang, and earns Captain America’s respect.

If you follow me, and we have no mutuals, and your whole thing seems to be politics, you’re gonna get blocked, because…

Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused.

This issue of WHAT IF? was great. Conan gets arrested, escapes from court, quickly teaches himself the English language, figures out money and coke dealing, starts a gang, and earns Captain America’s respect.

Happy Birthday to the late Michael McDowell, one of the best to ever do it.

Clive:

The only ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake I will accept is one produced by Troma.

Celebrating today, as we do every year, the birthday of Michael McDowell (1950-1999), who would have been 76 today. Sadly he is not still with us, but fortunately his great books still are. Read and cherish them, and if you haven't read them, now is a good time!

(whispers) “The flesh eating screw worms are coming.”

Clive:

Sometimes I try to do things and they just don’t turn out the way I want them to!

Someone help, I keep reading comics that hurt my G-damn feelings:

“Bitch. You don’t have a future.” (so fuggin cool)