Was there anyone to evacuate?

Enjoying our X-Files rewatch...but, good god, I'd forgotten how bad some of the episodes were

And I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky And I thought it was the end I thought it was the 4th of July

I'm going nowhere Getting there soon

She always used to say Life's a dirty business So why not do it while The world's in bed

Now and again, I inadvertently write a story/scene/character that makes people incandescently mad. Wish I could bottle that

99 in the shade

Tomorrow, July 2nd, two of my anthologies are on sale: On sale the 2nd in US/Canada for 2.99 openroadmedia.com/ebook/blood/... and July 2: $1.99 in the US, Canada, and Great Britain openroadmedia.com/ebook/infern...

Egger's WEREWULF looks like it's channeling Bergman

Are you gonna do somethin Or just stand there and bleed?

Summon the elector counts!!

Cover reveal! Thank you to @fangoria.bsky.social for featuring HOTLINE by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social. Art by @arayaart.bsky.social. Pre-orders are LIVE. www.fangoria.com/hotline-cove...

Many people told me as a kid I'd never be a professional writer. My second grade teacher, Mrs. Gray said otherwise. She's the one I listened to.

My greatest miscalculation: Selecting TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE for movie night with a girlfriend's uptight parents

I tell you what I hate: scenes

Gather your party before venturing forth

Excellent goddamn book.

Whether it's 5'F or 95'F, when I'm at my desk, my beloved dog is curled up on my feet

Book Mail Not a Speck of Light Special Edition Hardcover by Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social and illustrated by Trevor Henderson, signed by both #21 of 500 Limited edition from Bad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social This book is beautiful and, most notably, massive!

*everybody moaning about GTA VI price point and locked content as they reach for their wallets*

Get your ass to Mahz!

That cover has just been sitting there for 50+ years, like a time bomb, waiting to consternate unsuspecting doom scrollers

Truly fantastic news. I go on about this excellent trilogy at length here but the short take is “you’ve got to read these books”

Well Dee Dee wishes he had asked to see her ID And Freddy wishes he could kill them again And Jeremy is just a-dreamin' for a rеdo machine And Dunston wishes he had nеver checked in

A little spoiler-free excerpt from Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep over at People Magazine. The magazine for people! people.com/read-an-exce...

Welp, I've spent 30 hours typesetting and designing it and more money than I like to admit to have it printed to bring a chapbook giveaway to Camp Necon, but here what it'll look like, pretty much. I spoke with Jeffrey Alan Love and he gave me permission to nick his style for this project

Bemused at how often Youtube streamers on outdoors channels express dismay that other people are enjoying public spaces

Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine

The limited edition of @lairdbarron.bsky.social's amazing collection, Not A Speck of Light, arrived today from @badhandbooks.bsky.social It features all new illustrations by @slimyswampghost.bsky.social. And when you're the designer, you even get your own custom lettered edition. 😉

They go to sleep a-dreaming that they're doing their best Fuck fuck fuck fuck the humans!

Best Horror of the Year, Volume 18 is now available for preorder! Even if you don't pick it up to read my story, "Cut-a-Skin, Outside-In," I'm joined by incredible writers such as Laird Barron, A. C. Wise, and Clay Mcleod Chapman (among many others). buff.ly/8Lu6ago

We're sending out waves of copies of NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT (limited hardcover) by @lairdbarron.bsky.social each day. Thank you for your patience as we juggle this mailing and about a gazillion other projects.

Two thirds of the way through the original Star Tek series with Jessica M (she'd never watched the shows). The Next Generation marathon begins in another few weeks...really looking forward to that journey.

And you will see me one more time if you do good You'll see me two more times if you do bad Goodnight.

The algae-choked reflecting pool is like a metaphor for the state of our republic, or something

Load up on eBooks during our weekend sale. 10% off everything. Titles by @claymcleod.bsky.social @haileypiperfights.bsky.social @alexgrecian.bsky.social @toddkeisling.com @lairdbarron.bsky.social @inkwellmonster.bsky.social @michaelwehunt.bsky.social and more. badhandbooks.com/ebooks

Feeling more like the Elderly Scrolls

Well, now every time I rolled them dice, I'd win And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again When I heard somethin' behind me I turned around and there was a big old cop

Words are blunt instruments Words are sawed off shotguns

hurrah!!

All right!

Stand down! John Doe has the upper hand! I repeat, John Doe has the upper hand!

Lord of Light

God damn it