Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

My writing output has been laughably slow the past year (divorce, depression, end of the world). But I just cranked out a 2k word chapter that even in my lessened state feels like an absolute cracker of a chap

i want what i want

I mean, it's not like we're gonna use a wealth tax to buy guillotines. I'll happily pay out of pocket for those.

apropos of nothing youtu.be/GLsCR2RMBak?...

Happy Pub day from me and @Questlove😎 Im so proud of this book Working with Questlove was a dream come true. When I was a kid I yearned for characters like Rahim and Kasia. I hope kids enjoy reading about them as much as I enjoyed writing about them TIME FOR A CHANGE AVAILABLE TODAY!!!!

Shia LaBouef is drinking and fighting on a bender in New Orleans. He’ll probably get arrested. As punishment, they should probably pack him off to a rehabilitation center in the desert, full of miscreant but charming characters, where they have to perform hard labor or something. Like digging holes

YouTube is down internationally and it makes me realize how fkn much I watch YouTube. I guess I go out to a bar

All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.

Leonard Nimoy ate my philodendron which is a sentence I never thought I'd type but here we are

Y’all seen this? Kid needs a goFund me and his college tuition should be covered in a jiff. Hell, I’ll put twenty on that horse. I still consider this Good Trouble

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

Congress isn’t doing their job. The media isn’t doing their job. The Supreme Court isn’t doing their job. The military isn’t doing their job. The president surely isn’t doing his job. It’s almost as if the United States government is conspiring against their citizens on purpose. 🤔

there is value in people from unexpected demographics signifying allegiance to progressivism; it makes vulnerable people feel safer around them/in public, and it gives others from their demographic “permission” to join them - as most humans won’t swim against a current alone

When I lived in France we had a sweet old neighbor lady who would spit every time she passed a certain house. Eventually, her daughter explained to me that the home belonged to a man who’d collaborated with the Nazis 60 YEARS AGO. May these ICE goons face a similarly lonely future.

Finished My Heart Struck Sorrow by @johnhornor.bsky.social and I spent the last half hour just staring into nothing

I burped my kimchi and damn the whole apartment smells funky now

NEW: A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.

He played a QA tester on Mythic Quest (RIP)

Yup! Had this clause in our contract since Day One.

PSA: Hey US authors! If you're trad or indie published, hound your publisher or get your agent to include in any contract that your work is registered with the Library of Congress. If you are self-published, do it yourself. It's an expense and a hassle, but worth it. Why? See Anthropic settlement

Please for the love of god how do we remove this man from office.

I am looking down the bore of being single, not knowing anything about dating or single women since the 90s. It's kinda terrifying because I live in a place (Arkansas) where there's not a lot of people and almost no people who are like me save for folks far younger than I am, so I got a problemo

Kimchi has gotten so expensive at our local Asian groceries ($14 for a 20oz container anyone?) I said fuck it and decided to learn how to make my own for even MOAR money But I’ve got everything I need to make it with only cabbage and the other veg in the future. Here’s a whole gallon’s worth

i am easily amused

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

I really enjoyed this fantasy trilogy. It’s weird when I read something and I have no connection or knowledge of the person who wrote it because I’m in the industry. Anyway, great voice, unforgettable characters, big battles, all worked into a coming of age to war-weary conclusion.

good news everybody thehill.com/opinion/fina...

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So QAnon spent years spreading conspiracy theories that the government was run by a cabal of elite pedophiles and it turns out they supported the actual cabal of elite pedophiles to get into power and destroy democracy.

We will not free ourselves from fascism without taxing billionaires out of existence.

Y'all, air fryers are pretty amazing. Chicken wangs, salmon, fries and tots, cauliflower and other veg. Bread! Love this thing

An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.

Congressman Tom Suozzi was confronted. He is one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000. Hideous, grotesque, fascist-loving coward, this man has blood on his hands. We will not forgive him, and we will not forget.

Ilhan Omar was attacked and sprayed by a right wing nutjob. Instead of shying away, she turned and advanced on the man, fist up and ready to throw hands. They call us lefties but she looked like she’s got a pretty killer right

I feel like I'm saying this all the time now but, damn, I am VERY CRANKY

The worst part abt living in the south during a significant snow/ice event is that 5 hours after the first snowfall some rich guy with either a new 4-wheeler or Polaris says to himself "It is so quiet right now. What a blessing. Think I'll take out my machine and fuck this virgin snow."

Day 4 of being snowed in and it’s laughable - I spent Xmas eve to Jan 3 by myself in my apartment doomscrolling. I can do this standing on my head

Just getting to see Mads MOVE was a delight. That whole hallway scene(s) made me smile so big.

Yes! DUST BUNNY is amazing if you missed my earlier plug

Despite the handbasket that seems to be trucking us all down to hell, recently I've been having really good writing days. I can see the end of this novel I'm late delivering to my publisher and I cannot express how stressful that is. My excuse is an imminent divorce and *gestures at everything*

If I was the Pretti or Good families, I'd be suing the fucking pants off of Stephen Miller and any other bitch-ass right wing fuckwit like all the Fox talking heads that called them domestic terrorists. Civil court still can have some bite www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...

I rented DUST BUNNY last night, a movie about a little girl who hires her next door neighbor who just happens to be a hitman (played by Mads Mikkelsen) to kill the monster living under her bed. It was pretty wonderful. It was like if Wes Anderson directed a John Wick movie written by Tim Burton.

This thing is like the best 15 bucks I’ve ever spent on Leonard Nimoy

Robotica Destructiva is one of the most awesomely odd movies I've seen in a long time. Part live action and part charmingly cheap CG, it's like if a room full of Phil Tippett's smartest students took acid and decided to make a Barbarella/Star Wars hybrid. It's on Roku and Fawesome.

There are no atheists in foxholes. There are also no food microbiologists in kitchens with freshly made cookie dough.

I believe Kanye’s apology more than this. www.politico.com/live-updates...