The Hives appear to have recruited a ninja on tambourine.

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about. But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.

Isn't this just AVATAR?

ROBOCOP (1987 Dir: Paul Verhoeven)

It's that time everyone...

Drop something Smoking

Just a reminder that my new EP, The Lexicon Standoff, a mix of punk/new wave and folk/country tunes is now available. You can stream the whole thing for free on Bandcamp! It will be about 12 minutes of your life and will make me feel good as I look at listening stats go up.

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Here's an hour of pure house music. No techno, no breaks, no uk garage, no stealth cheekiness. Real Praise The Sun type sounds. Track list and download below 👇

Want to have some new nightmares tonight? Read some of these scary stories before bed

Just a reminder that my new EP, The Lexicon Standoff, a mix of punk/new wave and folk/country tunes is now available. You can stream the whole thing for free on Bandcamp! It will be about 12 minutes of your life and will make me feel good as I look at listening stats go up.

A while back I bought some comic books from @puritythrufire.bsky.social and he sent me this wonderful picture of Michael Wong, now adorning my fridge. It has manifested a single tear...is this like a statue of Jesus weeping?

This is a great movie, but even more so for heavily featuring one of the all time great Scottish pop songs in a teenagers having fun MONTAGE, prior to them all getting eaten by zombie sharks in a Mayan temple.

I feel like all this price gouging is going to backfire when none of the teams are given visas for being too brown and they have to cancel the whole tournament

There's a guy called Calvicar or something and he OD'd while gobmaxxing and livestreaming on tic tacs. This has been your newsflash from WongGIFs Broadcasting Service

Really bummed to hear that Well Go USA is co producing movies with the Daily Wire's Dallas Sonnier, and starring totally-not-a-cannibal-or-sexual-abuser Armie Hammer. That's really scraping the barrel.

Now watching at the recommendation of @wonggifs.bsky.social

Managed to get to BOOK OFF yesterday to grab some bargains. Have only seen Exorcist and Untouchables. I hear Lost Souls is a bit of a stinker, but Winona....

Is being a sex criminal or sex criminal adjacent a stipulation for being on this imprint

Can confirm that this doesn't cost much, but is absolutely worth it.

Devastated that Hidden My Game By Mom is known by other names

For some reason I am rewatching Under Paris!

The testimony here about sexual violence by Israel against Palestinian prisoners is so beyond the pale everyone must see it. It is so bad I can’t in good conscience share a quote other than the headline, which somehow manages to understate the horror within. www.middleeasteye.net/news/i-wishe...

Last week it was Teen Wolf, the week before that, House of Flying Daggers. Today on The O.C we will be discussing Master of the Flying Guillotine.

Seeing the negative reviews of THRASH and some are saying that...it takes itself too seriously? The Vanessa Carlton song, "I hate this sweater!", "Sharks don't like to eat kids". It's a comedy. I feel like it seems to be playing better with Europeans, being written by one? The humour that is.

Ja-Jan-Juh-Jean-Jean! JEAN CLAUDE!

Some chill music for your Sunday, stream for free here on Bandcamp! I wrote this song 13 years ago and have been trying to record a good version of it ever since, but I think I managed it this time around! Let me know what you think!

Absolutely cursed image

Wong Jing Gifs

"Mild mannered reporter..."

Oh my god Best of the Worst is finally doing Michael Wong

Some decent visuals and lead Willa Holland does her best, but this is absolutely rancid. I would rather perform an autopsy on a loved one than watch The Mortuary Assistant again.

#NowWatching The Mortuary Assistant (2026 Jeremiah Kipp) Based on the popular video game that I hadn't heard of until now. I'm on my OC rewatch and Kaitlin just showed up and her actress is in this, which just premiered on Shudder. Videogame movie with C list cast: should be a slam dunk winner!

Compelling spy drama segues into Woo-homaging carnage in Ryoo Seung-wan's Humint. All that's missing are Chow Yun Fat and some doves.

THRASH is genuinely funny and exciting, taking the ball from films like BAIT and CRAWL and injecting it with a dose of humour and some great shark effects. Add it to the short list of genuinely good shark movies.

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THERE ARE NO BAD TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE MOVIES

To know Michael Wong is to love Michael Wong. He can best be described as the Keanu Reeves of Hong Kong, a good natured himbo with supernatural charm. He has everything but you can't quite hate him for it. Royal Warriors In the Line of Duty 4 Knock Off Once a Thief Fatal Love

Iain M Banks' The Culture series. All of it. Witty, exciting, and a utopian vision informed by socialism. Also completely mad. I might have to do a re-read after I finish all of these Malazan books I've got lined up.