How I picture you drawing, if you even care

At least 30% of my smash bros matches have ended in a blowjob. Embrace it.

I think it’d be nice to be a macro and lounge on a nice hill. However I can’t stop thinking about the logistics of staying hydrated. Should I find a big pipe and slurp up the reservoir? That doesn’t sound ethical

I was gonna horny post at someone but I should probably address my consistent fantasy of being tied up chest-to-chest with someone with our wrists bound behind us and having to reconcile our differences real quick as someone shoves a vibrator between us until we’re squirming

they should make private accounts on here that you can be either real perverted on or real depressed on and not just have it be public but you gotta do what you got to do even its its a public alt

I think I need a tail

you stumble across some kind of arcane woodland critter ritual

Even the dweebiest otaku don't want to rent a girlfriend

Feeling lucky tonight? Gift from @ashlinde.bsky.social, drawn by @meawgrrr.bsky.social. This one’s for the midnight crowd.

Samoyedd~ #furryart

"Artdecade has posted this 'proof of life' image after rumors of his permanent suspension from Bsky-"

I have a name you know

I try not to judge on appearance. But if you’re a Republican and look like that, I think it’s justified

Oops forgot to buy tickets to see @skylarspence.bsky.social in September. Somehow they aren’t sold out but are on sale. Finally my chronic forgetfulness has a benefit

I’m fine with this. More light in the evening is great for my SAD.

the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. A nationally broadcast game. These are the things that piss baseball fans off the most

If only such a thing was possible

When I block someone I like to imagine them turning red and fading away with a whoosh like when you defeat an enemy in final fantasy 7

I’m mixed on this (as someone who grew up in a rural red county) because it only addresses half the problem. While city folk are going out and meeting people unlike themselves and learning to coexist and get used to the other, rural folks are just sitting inside and slurping up endless propaganda

“The Trump administration says—“ I’ll stop you right there. They’re lying. They are always lying, and they’ve made that incredibly clear. Stop reporting on what the fascists say as fact.

Happy nonbinary visibility day! I identify more as gender apathetic than anything but whatever, close enough. Does anyone here like cats

the entire world economy is being steered in the direction of generating as many of this type of guy as possible

For every 10 years they try to roll back democracy, science, and pluralism, we roll back our concept of fairness by 100 years. I would feel bad about it but it's clear that by-the-book prosecutions of low-rank offenders is no deterrent at all to them returning with more malice and lawlessness.

I used to chat with Jamie semi-regularly until they got weirdly aggressive and skeeved me out to the point of a block. Apparently I’m not alone in this experience!

low info voters are constantly being convinced that Republicans have more moderate policies (and Democrats more left wing policies) than they actually do and the mainstream media is a huge accomplice in this effort.

Ubisoft Barcelona which worked on 'Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced', strikes to protest 51 staff being laid off. Ubisoft says they have not decided yet if they lay off the 51 people. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/assassi...

Artfight attack on @komoroshi.bsky.social

ERP counts as writing practice.

Can’t believe that in the three days I was gone I missed the rise and fall of yet another furry social app

I’m back from time out

Mitch is dead, Platner is out, and instead of whining about "double standards" we should be actually confronting these fucks instead of relying on the "electoral process"

Him teef

It'd be simpler if a legislator's death was immediately public instead of being covered up by the weirdo party for their weirdo reasons

As a bisexual it's really hard to pick sides but there's something about having a man quivering and moaning in your grasp that really makes one side appealing

It's pikachu

elections, thank fuck, have consequences

It's so good to see Lina Kahn doing good things for people. One of the best fed pics for the Biden admin immediately hamstrung in 2024. NYC admin is going to be a blueprint for federal administration going forward, I pray

If you haven't eaten a Cosmic Crisp apple you should. Just eat in the store like a fucking animal. It's so sweet

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY @javigameboy.bsky.social from Pantera Benderas and El Leòn! The final film came out great, I was happy to watch it live with you and my friends! Sorry for it being late, life took up a lot of my time and energy 😅 #ElGranPanteraBanderas #Luchador #LatinLover #FYP #Animation

Dominant Crow (Urban Flock project) Zoltán Gergely Nagy, 2012. www.zoltan-nagy.com

No party campaigned on age verification. Nobody the US voted for this. Nobody the EU voted for this. Nobody the UK voted for this. Nobody in Australia voted for this. Some don't even know it's happening. Meta lobbied for this and got their way within a few years. Let this radicalize you.

*stumbling into a furry porn scenario* glad you’re having fun but all those parts of you don’t need to be that huge

This is good, speaking as someone who put like 120 hours into Like A Dragon.

bit of an experimental little gift for @prokocat.bsky.social 🐱 #furry #furryart

I think repetition pisses me off. Surprise me.

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Infinite Wealth is waiting for me when I get home, see you all when I go to sleep at like 6 am