it's been bugging me out that i've lost like 75% of my heroes since i released my last skylar album, and i never thought i would be so freaked out by doing something i love and sharing the results with people, especially for so long, but life's a weird road and here we are

i'm going off the grid for like three weeks to finish some semblance of this album

“the way he just… wemben all that frickin yama”

writing about music? ha! to me, personally, you might as well be dancing about architecture! 😂😜🫡

dude what the fuck is this state of the union

basically listened to nothing but this album all month www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0rN...

the boy throb song is song of the year

a giraffe is the definition of preposterous

the first week of the year without some bad fuckin news is gonna go crazy

imagine having money to pay student loans LMFAO

think i have to quit music and devote my life to inventing a nutritious baja blast that also tastes exactly the same as a regular baja blast

the Boston Rob of vaporwave

i really need to fast forward to like may because life is going to be unbearable until then

Traumala Harris

advertising lingo drives me fucking insane. two years ago every commercial was like "this is how you [name of company]". now the new thing is "say yes to _____". why do they all decide on the same dumb thing?

i’m looking for any interesting underground electronic music that’s not in 4/4, if anyone has any recs. it’s for my rhythm game and i will pay for use !

they have red bulls behind security locks at the cvs i go to, so i asked them to open the fridge door and proceeded to pull two cans that exploded all over the place

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

why does Paul McCartney's voice sound like that on "Get Back"

they used to say "i can't believe this app is free" but then they started charging money for the app

i don't want nuclear annihilation by any stretch of the imagination. but if it should happen, i hope it happens before those smug twats push the doomsday clock hands to midnight so they feel as dumb as i perceive them to be

goodreads is a silly ass website

got a lot of goals for the year and one of the more manageable ones is getting back into reading. just finished Double Indemnity and now i'm a quarter through Fat City. both so, so good and apparently rare cases of comparably great film adaptations?

Hath not a dude eyes? If you prick us, do we not get bummed? If we eat bad guacamole, do we not blow chunks?

Vance was on Twitter for days after the Renee Good murder analyzing alternate angles of the video like it was the Zapruder film. nothing this time around. i wonder why?

crazy how much of social media is comprised of anonymous accounts with no following, peddling lies and conspiracies within minutes of current events, no other posts besides maybe one about sports. it wasn't always like this but will it ever go away or will the human activity leave first?

this is all your fault

good thing they're falling all over themselves to fund this

i just read the words “traffic jams” as “trinidad james” so it’s time for bed

Gone Bluesin'

when you turn on a tv channel because you think Mad Men is on, but it's actually the 1998 film Armageddon, and you've never seen either so you're pretty confused until Steve Buscemi and Michael Clarke Duncan show up, and then you're pretty sure those guys were never in Mad Men together

can't sleep because i found this Shortnin' Bread cover www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNKW...

is this absolute classic really 15 years old today? www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBRX...

Farty Supreme

na na na na every day like my ipod stuck on replay

rest in piece Dildo

asking chatgpt to list the health benefits of eating a whole stick of butter

that's what i said! sodium chloride!

this world is fucking disgusting man

sorry i just had to complain about something that doesn't mean anything because i have the flu and an ear infection

brother, do the slightest amount of research on literally any website before asking me how to not buy my albums. what the fuck is the world we live in lol

retreating into high school pleasures to alleviate physical/mental illness www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AnN...

they should invent a type of robotripping that makes you live longer