Cheesecake Factory appreciation post

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why can i only make good music after like 11PM

i think the most important event i was a real-time witness to was when John Travolta said Adele Dazeem

man, Altered Zones fell off

it's really annoying i can't find a "truckin'" parody that changes it to "fuckin'"

oh my god....we got jane lynch

countdown to life being good again starts now

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: QUESARITO IS BACK

haven't seen ms patti posted here yet this season, place needs work www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84Q...

THE NBA CUP IS REAL

today's a great day because i lost power in the kitchen and my landlord isn't answering

those couple days when jane lynch was on j hud were truly the best of the year for me

www.patreon.com/c/aintpepsi got a christmas album out on the world's worst patreon for those inclined

LEMON PEPPER WINGS

got the covid booster and now i can't stop saying "i'm leonard bernstein" in an australian accent

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

back in high school when taco bell had the 5-layer burrito for 89 cents, my friend and i made a joke that our chemistry teacher would walk into the room and just say "89 cent burrito....good deal", which never happened. it's crazy that an 89 cent burrito today would sincerely warrant such a reaction

man if you wanna buy some 20 year old kid's hit vibes bootlegs that's on you, but please don't tag me in pictures when i'm this broke lol

one of the ivy league colleges i performed at leaked my social security number and financial information lol

i hate saying this but your bandcamp friday purchases really do help a lot, it is ROUGH out here!

lmao

2026 we're starting blogs and reclaiming the internet

i had to pull a press-on nail out of my wife's ears with tweezers tonight and i have not recovered

today i’d like to talk to you about a problem: Audi drivers

Six Seven or Las Vegas

maybe he really likes cat food though

they say money is the root of all evil. on the other hand, it is also a source of extreme discomfort in my life

i can't fuckin get over how good the De La Soul album is

does Willy Wonka fuck?

sometimes i feel like i might be doing everything wrong. and it gets me down, until i realize i can take control over my destiny. and intentionally do everything wrong so there's never a doubt i'm doing the wrong thing

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@kodakcameo.bsky.social OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

my greatest work to date

listening to new De La Soul and starting a replay of Ocarina of Time because it's just what I need to survive

JANE LYNCH IS AT J HUD JANE LYNCH IS AT J HUD

losing my mind

oh my god we got jane lynch

what if i told you the first DSA president of the United States of America will be Lamelo Ball?

i'm just here to say, six seven

i would never let Earthworm Jim near my kids

The Junk Dad

i learned that the Tinychat CEO who turned alt-right blocked me on my burner twitter. and it's like dude, i made you

"merry spritemas to all and to all a good sprite" - anta claus