i would never let Earthworm Jim near my kids

The Junk Dad

i learned that the Tinychat CEO who turned alt-right blocked me on my burner twitter. and it's like dude, i made you

"merry spritemas to all and to all a good sprite" - anta claus

in february of 2025, anthony davis was promoting a prank show. and then two weeks before it aired, he got traded for luka doncic in perhaps the wildest exchange of all time. this all happened about 15 minutes into my birthday, and even this omen could not prepare me for the year we've had

best song of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nmP...

i was in Toronto when my basketball hoop broke. i said "get me a manual, quickly!"

this HAS to be the ultimate answer www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ar0...

ANOTHER GENIUS GONE.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWnF...

I gotta know why people online talk in weird little sentences now. There's always a space between them. Seems to undermine the reader's intelligence. It's really annoying. I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but I have.

Zohran shouting out Mahmoud's Corner on the Daily Show, this is my fuckin champion right here!

real long island hours www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWvh...

Lucky for you, @skylarspence.bsky.social is appearing on “Hot Takes” tonight at 8PM ET! Joining @luxuryelite.bsky.social and @yungshiro.bsky.social, Skylar Spence will be bringing their best arguments, debate topics, and thoughts to the hoi polloi, so be there at twitch.tv/hottakesvapor tonight!

I can't sleep because I keep listening to Voodoo and I don't want to stop www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo3i...

all in on The Drew Carey Show right now

a lot i could say about Pitchfork's decision to add a comments section to album reviews -- but i want to hear from YOU, dear reader! 🔥 or 🗑️ decision? let me know what you think below.

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find someone who loves you the way anthony fantano loves talking about "cohesion"

i don't feel like googling so can someone tell me if this was just a new york thing, or a tri-state thing, or national? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDK...

i logged onto twitter and the first tweet i saw was about how FL Studio is not a beginner-friendly DAW. i learned that shit when i was 10 years old, should i devote my life to the betterment of future generations?

what every hippos in tanks release circa 2012-2024 sounded like

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVsQ... first time i heard this i felt like it had been around my whole life. melody plucked from the heavens. god, it's still so fucking great.

been reading Don Quixote. man, this guy was NUTS!

zohran is the best and it’s sooo funny to see the vice president suddenly feel the need to involve himself in the nyc mayoral race. like “oh god, are people actually feeling hopeful about something? not on my watch!”

does this website suck too now?

wait JARED LETO is the lead in the new Tron movie? LMFAOOOOOOOO

last thing i did before deleting twitter was grab this fuckin classic

can't stop thinking about D'Angelo

i've been using a burner twitter account to combat the bullshit i see there but it's been making me a really angry person so i think i have to stop

wonder who's gonna be the first musician to join ICE due to declining streaming royalties. probably some tropical house guy

inconsolable www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Cu...

FUCKING HELL MAN

Fav underrated dub techno albums

shabussy

Spotify is playing ICE recruitment advertisements. Just an FYI

when i was a kid i wanted to grow up to be this guy

the last metroid is in captivity the galaxy is at peace

Few Chicago DJs have garnered the kind of mythical status of Lee Collins, who issued few recordings of his own but whose skills behind the turntables earned him international praise. I talked to eight different people about his life and legacy for the Reader.

i have been obsessed with this song for the past few days www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZ8...

new album is called My Life Sucks

the taylor swift charli xcx diss track is real