Hard to conjure a more off-putting assemblage of words than "Nikki Glaser and Sombr"

One of the greatest bloghouse anthems of all time is finally back on streaming services and to celebrate I am posting the YouTube video of it that has been up for at least eleven years

Absolutely heart wrenching account from inside the Adelanto Detention center. A few excerpts:

“Now the city attorney says in a leaked memo the real problem is that ‘anyone can claim they are a Journalist.’ Fine. Maybe those anyones shouldn’t get shot in the head, either.” Perfect editorial. No notes.

I made a bot!

The unionization of digital media was and is so important, and we gotta start reminding the bosses that it’s the floor

The PinkPantheress show was a tight 70 minutes but to be fair that's 35 PinkPantheress songs

About half a year ago I put out the first album on Drift Ritual Mineral Stunting - Come Rain Come Shine Still so incredibly proud of this one and want to take time to tell you about it again Mélange of gulch, ambient, dub and weirdo muck driftritual.bandcamp.com/album/come-r...

I got a similar text yesterday when they were in Cypress Park. Looks like the texts are relatively accurately geotargeted

[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard

A firefighter told L.A. TACO that they got a call saying that “some unwelcome people” had driven onto a parking lot that the fire department rented from the Dodgers for a seminar that they’re hosting today. The full story: lataco.com/dodgers-park... By @shoton35mm.bsky.social

Remember how the LAPD sent riot cops and mounted cops to attack Dodger fans on Sunset during Game 7 and afterwards? And kept attacking people who were in line to bars, on camera? They left a mess and a lot of spent munitions. Great work here by @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social

I know it smell crazy in there

At least six people were taken today as immigration agents once again descended on the Home Depot in Cypress Park, the site of one of first raids in June boyleheightsbeat.com/immigration-...

New from 404 Media: CBP has quietly launched a facial recognition app for local cops to do immigration enforcement. Scans their face, tells cops whether to contact ICE about this person or not. A truly rapid expansion of ICE's facial recognition app to local cops www.404media.co/cbp-quietly-...

call the team. call your ticket rep. dont allow them to get away with this even if theyre just in thr road leading up to the ballpark again

It’s not ever about the numbers—you can bring insane audience engagement, views, eyeballs to your verticals, shape the conversation in wonderful ways, win awards and on and on And they still will nuke your job and your entire desk in the name of capital consolidation and kissing the fucking ring

Kiké repeatedly quoting Drake in the victory speech... lmao

"No, raccoons typically do not drink blood," the woman behind me at the cafe just said, immediately distracting me from my work.

Wedding and pregnancy photoshoots just weeks before she turns 40... the timing is on point

Jane Remover could front Linkin Park but Emily Armstrong couldn't get away with using AAVE

We are not allowed to go and most of us couldn’t score tickets. 🙃 If we had brought in millions of dollars to this team through our department, maybe then we…. …wait… I’m hearing we DID in fact make literal millions of dollars for the team. Cool. Super. Super cool.

We have this mp3 player we call Party Bunny which came preloaded with a bunch of badly-translated "bedtime stories" that were clearly written down where it was manufactured in China, and then hired out to American narrators

i don't know or want to know what compels a man to burn a pair of pants in a public forest. all i can say is, you need to burn those pants at your home, or in a designated approved municipal fire ring 25 feet from structures and no larger than 3 feet wide and 2 feet high

I simply think that a b2b World Championship team should not be paying ANYONE minimum wage, let alone their daily brand ambassadors like the Tour Guides. Will they allow us at the World Series celebration THIS year?! Let’s find out!

need to know much more about the full title of the simpsons theme currently for sale in fortnite

LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social

Today is the only day you can repost this

You know who REALLY wins tonight? Will Klein. His performance is frozen in amber

i dont fw with dodgers/baseball like that but LA did need a win after everything, we need joy

SHOUTOUT TO KAYLA AND ALEX VESIA.

I’ve long carried the torch for Miguel Rojas. An unsung hero of there ever was one. A defensive and stalwart master. Still remember him talking to Shohei last year in the dugout to make sure he watches the 3rd base coach when he tanked a run. Quiet seasoned leader, takes drills for hours. Love him.

The key hits were great, Yoshi was great, Pages nearly killing Kiké was great, but I believe we can all agree that the best thing about Game Seven was that Blake Treinen had nothing to do with it.

and God bless the CITY OF LOS ANGELES

Going to be awkward at the curling rink on Monday...

God bless Miguel Rojas God bless Will Klein God bless Yoshinobu Yamamoto

Holy shit lol

No fucking way

I guess it had never occurred to me that Clearly Canadian would also be called that in Canada. Like it's not just Clearly?

STILL ON THE TABLE I GUESS

The fact that Dodgers fans have to deal with our local police state just to watch the fucking game is psycho shit.

RNG ump in full effect

"Mr. Brightside" is a pretty weird walkup song imo

Yuppp. I was working the night of Cubs World Series Game 7 in 2016 and my BuzzFeed News co-workers, bless them, let me stand 2 feet from the giant TV and I did not do a single ounce of work for 4 hours and 28 minutes through a rain delay and extra innings bsky.app/profile/pete...

HEINZ FLAVOURED MAYO

Smokin on that Randy Johnson pack