C'mon

on sunday night they should just kick the plug out of the wall for the internet and we should have to reckon with our own truths

getting sick of watching him do this every time he blows a lead and gets pulled after one inning

Human by Rag N Bone Man. The sound of a thousand roid heads claiming mental health issues after posting something racist online.

"today is the only day you can wear this" not true I wear mine all the time. Skill issue

I hear it's quite uhhhh exfoliative

The soap that kills you would fix me

Remember the Titans (2000)

Punch gunk, lap milk, know love, buy Pepsi

Sometimes my Bluesky app force-closes itself after I send a particularly out-of-pocket reply, as if to say, gently but firmly, "that's enough."

*Jeff Bridges voice* The Grid

More possible than ever on @metrolosangeles.bsky.social

Jack Dreyer's walk-up music is a genuinely deranged dubstep remix of Creed's "One Last Breath"

STOP HITTING MAX MUNCY

If my Dodgers are gonna get creamed I supposed I'd prefer it be at the hands of an erstwhile Emerald

Tylern't Glasnope

Working on a theory of the Adizero Evo SL as the perfect shoe for moderately overweight dads with tendinitis that is NOT gout and stop asking if it is

If you marry a small group of trees you may be a Copse Bride

Bryan Adams.pdf

San Marino is crazy. Just saw two Cybertrucks at the same time and a Tesla with license plate LITHUB

“Constant Contact” is a bizarrely threatening product name

LAPD and other Los Angeles official go to such extremes to hide what happens at homeless encampment sweeps. Even handcuffed @shoton35mm.bsky.social inside a police car! Feels like a big coverup. I've hounded city officials about it. They just stick heads in sand. Glad Lex is dragging them to court.

Yeah man same

praxis

So far Liquid Glass is underwhelming on this Dodgers broadcast

Oh my god stop distracting Teoscar

It's impossible to tell from the intonation of the people calling this Dodgers game on Apple TV+ that someone has actually scored. The MLB app buzzing my phone does a better job

LINDA LINDA LINDA (2005) is still a perfect film and you should catch the 4K restoration while it's still in theaters, then harass MUBI to put out a disc. Also how sweet is this: x.com/___y_u_k_o__...

idk what possessed me to do this

just a small portion of what people spend on giant corporations like Disney would change the average indie author/artist/musician/etc.'s life this is why I ask you all to spend money supporting those of us who create outside the system and work to give voice to the things corporate America won't

i should only have to do greatures only. join my patreon and up them numbies so i can do just that. i’m sick of everything else

After over 2 years of trying, I finally got my top surgery date! Surgery is set to happen Jan 29th and I need help with medical expenses and rent while I'm recovering. Please help a dude out 🙏 gofund.me/1017380f

Sí hay Banda

Blake Trienen’ My Patience

Ummm the Kopech septum piercing is new right?

I'm going to keep reposting this until you people give it the attention it deserves

Jack Dreyer looks like Post Malone's Mario (in this scenario Post Malone is Wario)

A chili cheese burrito (Chilito™) and a stinky little dog begging for a bite would fix me

Method Man w/ one opaque contact in “Bring the Pain.” Keith Murray on top of the Lexus in “The Most Beautifullest.” Clipse and the whole state of VA in “Grindin.” Just to name a few. An integral figure in my HS + college years. Diane Martel was a masterful architect, a visual genius and an icon. 🕊️

Rortvedt? I rort ve was a rookie

(@2000nl8.bsky.social voice) is everyone at NIN without me

Umpire......

I know I'm off my game because I made the rookie parenting mistake of giving the baby a finite amount of applesauce

Imagine getting edited by Olivia Nuzzi!

This FCC does not have the authority, the ability, or the constitutional right to police content or punish broadcasters for speech the government dislikes. Free speech is the foundation of our democracy, and we must push back against any attempt to erode it.

Speaking of freedom of the press, here is the court-mandated memo LAPD Chief McDonnell sent to all sworn personnel today. In it, the Chief outlines that police can't shoot, detain, or arrest journalists at protests. It also lays out what constitutes a duly authorized journalist. This is a huge win.

I still think this would be a really on the nose SNL booking and no this is not an endorsement of either man lol

Okay I didn't do too bad since the real first wave is: Bad Bunny/Doja Cat Amy Poehler/Role Model (🙄) Sabrina Carpenter double duty

I've been reading Sally Bedell Smith's great biography of longtime CBS boss Bill Paley, after learning about it from @brianstelter.bsky.social's newsletter. Long history of regulatory pressure to censor broadcasters. Never remotely close to this bad, though. Good time to learn from history.

The Coffee Bean, the Tea Leaf, His Wife and Her Lover