they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

Hey @governorwalz.mn.gov let me quote you back to you: DON’T TAKE THE BAIT!

happy 25 years to the pricemaster

Find a better book

"the public policy case for prediction markets"

[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶

Since I used to teach postmodern theory and culture, and also because I am a person living on this earth, I think about this stuff nonstop, and glad the WeRateDogs guy has put this so plainly so people can understand

25% of conversations on here

From a salvaged retro arcade cabinet with a CRT monitor to a custom community game platform, @frankchiarulli.com and many other Recursers came together to make something that we couldn't have imagined alone:

guy who can't admit that "you get what you give" is a banger even if it's corny and overplayed found dead from not being able to formulate a take

NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

having a ring camera is such a basic "this person is not cool" test

ICE is torturing children in camps, permanently scarring them, and dem leadership is still saying c’mon republicans can’t we do reforms just unbelievably evil and sad

We're asking ICE to do nothing

lmao I was walking out of the Strand and a guy with long brown hair walked by me in a long white robe and leather sash belt. I did a double take, took my AirPods out, and noticed two dudes wall-standing were looking at him too. We made eye contact: ME: Was that—? DUDE: My mans was Jesus yeah

this is also the same company that's like "sorry if you forget your password and lose your reset codes there's absolutely no way we can give you your account and any associated servers you own back, we couldn't possibly verify that you're still you, get fucked"

Not to brag but I’ve been ahead of the curve on hating Ring cameras.

using a photo of jim downey on conan to steal someone else's joke while ALSO misunderstanding the bit downey was doing? nasty work, bottom tier posting

we should keep doing halftime shows as a big media literacy test not for the country at large, but for highly paid pundits and columnists. seemingly 0/2 over the past year

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

pokemon turning as old as star wars did in 2007

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

They got the big game on at the bar

if this happened to me i would shake my head, smile, steady my nerves, take a deep breath, walk across the ice, calmly shake my opponent's hand, thank them for a good game, draw a revolver from my pocket, put it up against my temple,

Kurt Vonnegut

Maybe consider somebody other than the Uvalde congressman to talk about how much the Republican Party cares about the well-being of little kids

No I ain't doin' hourlies, but here's the overwhelming winner of this week's Free Taste from patreon www.patreon.com/posts/149686...

this might be, hands down, the weirdest piece of official merch i could imagine.

(most annoying person in media voice) actually it's routine to prep obituaries for celebrities and other famous individuals far in advance of their passing. so who's to say the federal prosecutors weren't just doing something similar for epstein the day before he died?

Never Forget

if i had a nickel for every time an actor from DS9 voiced a crazed billionaire tycoon in a video game i'd have at least 10 cents. probably more, i'm sure there are more that i'm forgetting

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

honestly a classic of the “dipshit who makes a good case for limiting who can have a phone” genre of post

I think I need to catch up on this storyline in particular

yesterday someone asked if i planned on watching the superbowl and i had to explain that even though i grew up near seattle i really just want robert kraft to have a fucking awful day. i guess if the patriots win something else’ll have to happen

There was so much ICE activity today. A group of agents spent the whole morning inside Jimmy’s Bar and then ended up driving erratically all throughout the Holland & Como neighborhoods, eventually trying to park at the 2nd precinct police station.

JAMES BOND: (pregnant pause, slides chips) 2 million. NORTHENLION: [holding a pair of fives] Chat, is bro serious? I’m in.

looking up what happened and lol it's worse than i could've imagined

cause & effect

we’re not doing this under Woke 2 sorry not sorry