the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

marathon 2026 was truly made for and by sickos. the rotten sales discourse and the history of toxic mismanagement around bungie notwithstanding, i hope all the people who worked on this thing are heartened by the people who’re going so hard in the paint for it. the knowers Know

correct and also the brand sets up for the perfect beer+shot combo name (low life)

Keep laughing imagining Don Jr glancing toward the door of the wedding chapel to see if Dad changed his mind. And instead it's just Rob Schneider walking in wearing a porkpie hat

a lot of the late show finale stuff has been not so funny, but this rips

marathon posting: i only need to get lucky 50% of the time i guess

fuck i don’t even watch much basketball and to me that is clearly some gloriously nasty work

i 100% saw footage of dead rising pre-release and then basically reenacted this scene but for a 360 instead of a ship model

Counterpoint: No I will not

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Zohran can only afford Knicks tickets in the upper reaches of Madison Square Garden for the Eastern Conference Finals because he doesn’t pay rent while living in Gracie Mansion, I yell to my empty penthouse apartment that my adult children have refused to visit for the last 7 Thanksgivings.

like they're not wrong. Theres "can I say the n word" conservatives and "I'd like to be a serial rapist" conservatives and who can forget "I would like to functionally be a gay man but ban them from public life" conservatives

This lines up with a lot of my thoughts on it. I also think the speed with which Roblox developers jack concepts from each other to further optimize their games for monetization is fascinating and shouldn't be in something that gets pushed to kids. It's like the worst version of best practices.

jfc...lots to process here. but I laughed out loud at this part

you can’t put this picture up and expect shaq not to dunk the alley-oop

i often think about this review

OK since this got Discovered I'm risking life and limb to bring you this treasure from behind the Know Your Enemy paywall: a Straussian Esoteric Reading of Steely Dan, by Sam Adler-Bell

Polite

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

the future of big video games is union-protected productions maybe on the scale of, i dunno, hits from the 360/ps3 era. but the idea of games that live forever and ever without continually extracting loads of money from every player is going to be buried deep in the ground next to the xbox

a giant rocket puking smoke over an entire city is fitting imagery i guess

video games as they existed from 2011 to early 2020s were a zero interest rate phenomenon and I really hate that.

yeah okay i might have to blog about *gestures at the big white orb floating in the sky* all of this

getting excited about a rocket launch 👎 celebrating a scrubbed rocket launch 👎 knowing what investors care about 👎 thinking about elon musk 👎 celebrating a scrubbed rocket launch that you know investors care about because it'll make them think musk's a hack 👍🔥

it's staggering the degree to which Marathon and even late-stage Destiny are proof that Bungie *still* has best-in-class talent working across all fields of development, and they're just constantly getting thrown to the wolves.

hey hey if you look not-so-closely you can see the cabinet i built for doom drop hanging out in @wonderville.nyc there excited to give these demos a look 👀

hey do any of my games writer friends know if there’s an effective statute of limitations on NDAs or should i not tell a 10+ year old story i’m itching to relay

real reaction: probably a smart idea, another way (like the lehrer show etc.) to hold mamdani accountable stupid reaction: the option to pay bits to interrupt him with clips of dumb things past mayors have said would fund free childcare for the next fifty years

a nice thing about bluesky is that when weather is happening in new york, all the people who complain about those posts stayed on twitter it’s rainin hard out here folks yeehaw!!

all the people who support trump but have for their whole lives put “respect da cops” first should have been twisted in knots over this since j6. obviously it doesn’t take much cognitive dissonance to go “not those cops though” anyway, any outcome where jay johnston and co. don’t see a dime >>>>>>>

another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again

every time i spoke to ball i tried to get a sense of whether he had a sharp business mind hiding beneath the metaverse talk or not. now, in fairness to him, i don’t think hitching himself to the most mismanaged brand of the 2020s is going to be a great opportunity to prove himself

climbing over my peers at the press conference, clambering up to sit on the tallest reporters shoulders, shouting as they drag me away QUINTA, QUINTA HAVE YOU READ MR BOOP variety.com/2026/film/ne...

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Probably the same thing Schmidt said to the young women working at Google who he offered a seat on his jet.

before now I never had an iPhone that would do things like shut off at 48% charge, then refuse to charge, then rapidly climb up to 17% before dropping down to 3% loving this New Feature

Yeah wouldn’t want any of that going on

wait maybe i do need to go see Michael

see and this is why i'll never play that halo remaster. in the original you could just keep driving the warthog out into the ocean on silent cartographer for ages and ages

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

inside you there are two wolves:

Who up playing the doohickey in a bog?

A "piece that was killed" is something we hear over and over again working with press promoting Dreams on a Pillow, not just now but across the years. In some cases the content had been fully written & was pulled right before or even after publishing. In others, it never was allowed past concept.

Cory Snearowski James Bond Audition 2026

[standing up for commencement speech on zoom in 2021] and if you’re not on CLUBHOUSE you’re going to be LEFT BEHIND!