I bought nagi recipetineats’ cookbook and it’s so fucking good. Best cookbook I’ve ever owned and it has me cooking again. The recipes are simple and tasty and well organised. Also opening it to this pic of her dog Dozer really made me laugh

animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent

uh-oh did somebody just drop the hottest stream schedule of the year?? uhhh Guilty! this week: fortnite as MARGE (oh sweetest lord that gives such delights to worms like I) & a sponsored stream with the NOVABLADE PRO where I will be coached by a fighting game pro! twitch.tv/tomwalker

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

I'M BACK STREAMING!!!! Two streams, one, an exploration of the joy of rolling up stuff and being a little guy, the other, a cutting insight into masculinity in the modern day.... by asking youtube how to walk and sit like a man. twitch.tv/tomwalker

i am still laughing about "Caricature Japan Kiyomizu Ninenzaka Store" which is a caricature place i walked by in kyoto and where i took this photo of two people happily posing with one of the cruellest caricatures i've ever seen

Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life

Guide To Pets (1/2)

Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream! And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day! twitch.tv/tomwalker

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea

It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅

this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator

Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule

cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself

With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

We had a guest director for a theatre production at my college who ran a mime ministry with his wife. During tech rehearsals, he came out of the closet via Facebook. And his wife and everyone in his ministry out in California had to deal with the fallout as he finished his play in Michigan

These were in the quad at my college once, first time i passed one had a purple sash on and i thought "Who do you think you are mime jesus?" The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔

i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA

New second channel slop btw youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY

VR is the future of gaming

Took a photo of Demi and norm on the podcast set while setting up the cam because they looked so nice

I am pooping and it’s making a sound like a car backfiring into mud

Found these two scripts from when I was auditioning for bake-off AU. The audition process was write four scripts for openers, two scripts for introducing bakes, improv a bench visit and then deliver star baker/baker going home news. Having written all that out - man that was a weird amount of work

I’m actually just making love to a blank page right now. Perhaps you could check in with me later?

hosted the foxtel upfronts with my friend natalie from bakeoff australia. they loaned me an outfit and we brought various corporate people onstage to talk about projects of varying levels of evil. anyway here's three photos of me wearing a blazer with a pocket kerchief under corporate logos

Hello i interviewed Kelarnie from the current season of Bake Off AU (my job) for fun! Kelarnie rocks. She doesn’t have a Bluesky (she is not annoying/old) but check her and her bakes out on ig/tiktok and the great Australian bake-off! (binge/foxtel)

We should abolish real estate agents but we should also keep putting up pictures of slightly odd looking people with slightly odd sounding names

I am killing him

new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...

NEW YOUTUBE EDIT UP! Here it is, the wonderful world of GTA 4's marta mission and end of chapter! I love this game! I love this game!!!!!! youtu.be/bZTmAt70tRU

several unbelievable things in this video but I think the one I can't get over is that someone can actually talk while making this face

My pens are becoming eclectic and unreliable. It is close to the time to go the stationery store and buy pleasant pens that I can enjoy losing over the next few years

THE LAST EPISODE!!!! im really really proud of this show. We filmed it in my house but we take a trip at the end of this ep with very permanent consequences.

This is my favourite show of the year. Hell probably of next year too. And who knows maybe two years from now also.

They should make a less bouncy trampoline that you could just chill around or eat food off of

New episode of SYWWAPP is out and I can finally reveal the pic that’s been my phones lockscreen for the past two months. My beautiful wife. Watch here and watch now: youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI

@demilardner.bsky.social has been crushing it with So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump. The latest one is hilarious. They've all been hilarious. You need to checl them out.

rotating objects is an awesome way to see what items look like from all different types of directions - without the troublesome walking that would usually be a part of that process. rotation is integral in every industry from logistics to fiction, where authors "turn" ideas around in their minds

ordered a sandwich and when my sandwich was ready, they came out and said my name. they said "tom?" and i said "yooo!" and they said "yooooo!" back. I said "sorry" and they said "no i liked it"

originally tweeted this when the thing happened. reposting it here because i remembered the phrase and it made me laugh

$800 is a fucked up amount. A bad number of money. It’s far too much money if you’re losing it but close enough to $1k that if you’re gaining it you’re like oh. I wish this was one thousand dollars

the Fast GTAIV saga continues! in this vid @tomwalker.bsky.social struggles to blow up three vans while discovering the dark truth about how much of his audience eats dog biscuits www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfL...

Vale, ABC’s Question Everything. We’ll always remember your baffling “new talent” initiative where you would have people sit in for rehearsals, prepare for and do the entire show but be called by the name of the act that was on that night the whole time. Thanks for the $200 xx

This was like a stress dream

this is extremely insane and hilarious

this is so fuckin good. completely cooked game show by @demilardner.bsky.social. everyone involved should be ashamed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfp-...

I had the dream again last night