VR is the future of gaming

Took a photo of Demi and norm on the podcast set while setting up the cam because they looked so nice

I am pooping and it’s making a sound like a car backfiring into mud

Found these two scripts from when I was auditioning for bake-off AU. The audition process was write four scripts for openers, two scripts for introducing bakes, improv a bench visit and then deliver star baker/baker going home news. Having written all that out - man that was a weird amount of work

I’m actually just making love to a blank page right now. Perhaps you could check in with me later?

hosted the foxtel upfronts with my friend natalie from bakeoff australia. they loaned me an outfit and we brought various corporate people onstage to talk about projects of varying levels of evil. anyway here's three photos of me wearing a blazer with a pocket kerchief under corporate logos

Hello i interviewed Kelarnie from the current season of Bake Off AU (my job) for fun! Kelarnie rocks. She doesn’t have a Bluesky (she is not annoying/old) but check her and her bakes out on ig/tiktok and the great Australian bake-off! (binge/foxtel)

We should abolish real estate agents but we should also keep putting up pictures of slightly odd looking people with slightly odd sounding names

I am killing him

new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...

NEW YOUTUBE EDIT UP! Here it is, the wonderful world of GTA 4's marta mission and end of chapter! I love this game! I love this game!!!!!! youtu.be/bZTmAt70tRU

several unbelievable things in this video but I think the one I can't get over is that someone can actually talk while making this face

My pens are becoming eclectic and unreliable. It is close to the time to go the stationery store and buy pleasant pens that I can enjoy losing over the next few years

THE LAST EPISODE!!!! im really really proud of this show. We filmed it in my house but we take a trip at the end of this ep with very permanent consequences.

This is my favourite show of the year. Hell probably of next year too. And who knows maybe two years from now also.

They should make a less bouncy trampoline that you could just chill around or eat food off of

New episode of SYWWAPP is out and I can finally reveal the pic that’s been my phones lockscreen for the past two months. My beautiful wife. Watch here and watch now: youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI

@demilardner.bsky.social has been crushing it with So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump. The latest one is hilarious. They've all been hilarious. You need to checl them out.

rotating objects is an awesome way to see what items look like from all different types of directions - without the troublesome walking that would usually be a part of that process. rotation is integral in every industry from logistics to fiction, where authors "turn" ideas around in their minds

ordered a sandwich and when my sandwich was ready, they came out and said my name. they said "tom?" and i said "yooo!" and they said "yooooo!" back. I said "sorry" and they said "no i liked it"

originally tweeted this when the thing happened. reposting it here because i remembered the phrase and it made me laugh

$800 is a fucked up amount. A bad number of money. It’s far too much money if you’re losing it but close enough to $1k that if you’re gaining it you’re like oh. I wish this was one thousand dollars

the Fast GTAIV saga continues! in this vid @tomwalker.bsky.social struggles to blow up three vans while discovering the dark truth about how much of his audience eats dog biscuits www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfL...

Vale, ABC’s Question Everything. We’ll always remember your baffling “new talent” initiative where you would have people sit in for rehearsals, prepare for and do the entire show but be called by the name of the act that was on that night the whole time. Thanks for the $200 xx

This was like a stress dream

this is extremely insane and hilarious

this is so fuckin good. completely cooked game show by @demilardner.bsky.social. everyone involved should be ashamed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfp-...

I had the dream again last night

This type of post is so funny to me. Look out world! The purchaser is here

My friend Brendle nails exactly what my new podcast THE OUTFIT takes as its basic premise, for how the story of organized crime is the story of America, and explains a great deal that mystifies people! Al Capone is what Trump wishes he could be! bsky.app/profile/bren...

viewing trumps america through organized crime clarifies many things that seem contradictory or inexplicable. the combination of psychopathic gangsterism and shameless lying, the violent intimidation, deploying federal resources like a protection racket, and above all greed. bsky.app/profile/osul...

Wife is on an important call and I want to interrupt and make it all about me. Wacky husband mugging at the camera. Doing the “going down the stairs bit” behind the couch. My opportunity now

listened to this last night and i really liked it and i'm looking forward to future episodes. anyway what else what else. well not to steal dan's thunder but we got our cat a new litterbox and he shovels the litter out of it onto the floor

Went to the PUP show last week and it was so so good. Anyway three songs in a guy threw up in the pit, when I was leaving i walked past a girl who was crying and saying “it got in my HAIR!” and her boyfriend said “well if I had long hair it would have been in my hair too” ya gotta dump that guy

I am thrilled to announce that I am the the guest (not counting the other guest) for the first episode of this bananers show hosted by the wonderful @demilardner.bsky.social. Watch and see my invention, Creature, serve as my body #SYWTWAPP

It’s 3:30am and I just woke my wife up in bed laughing at “honking on bobos”

this is so good. I play @pftompkins.bsky.social's body, "Creature" in this demented gameshow: youtu.be/5VI7qgpQmws at 1:18 in, you can see a shot of my face that I did not think would be visible in this particular setup

stream schedule this week. just two streams cos i have to work on thursday but they're going to be good. I have poured more slop into the PS2 trough including "Jeopardy!" and "Horsez 2"

demi made a really funny show and it's coming out in 9 hours on grouse house on youtube. i'm gonna post about it!! yaaay!!!

You can tell I love this show because I’m making vertical content for it all by myself! The GREAT AUSTRALIAN BAKE OFF is out on Binge and Foxtel and it’s coming out weekly - this week is BISCUIT WEEK!

stream schedule this week is watching videos with my friends, playing PS2 games from a big wheel, and addressing the recent developments in the world of The Smurfs in Smurfs (2025), where Rihanna is Smurfette twitch.tv/tomwalker 🇺🇸 M/W/F🇺🇸 🇦🇺T/T/S🇦🇺 8 pm Pacific/1 pm Sydney/Melbourne

new video out featuring THE WORST BIT OF THE YEAR youtu.be/FBUg1JpzzgY

ever want to see a man lose his mind laughing at an esoteric and meaningless bit he cannot stop himself doing? well @tomwalker.bsky.social has you covered. sometimes when you're faced with 100+ attempts of a long commute there's only one thing you can do... www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUg...

Flesh and Blood is a cool card game and I look forward to playing it each week. It’s nice to get out of the house and play a card game in person. I am playing the hero “Marlynn” and I am winning roughly 15% of my games.

Guy Mont-Spelling Bee is so so funny, a new great of Light Entertainment is born youtu.be/GIm-FQyY2Hc?...

Not me and the squad “trending” on “Binge”. Not me and the bakers appropriately cooking the competition

The Great Australian Bake Off is out now!! May all feedback be as lovely as this!!

Stupid cat. Knock that off. Stop looking like that. I have stuff to do