You guys, it is ALMOST my birthday.

FUN FACT: The 1979 Buio Omega (Beyond the Darkness) was re-released in 1987 as In quella casa Buio Omega (In The House Beyond Darkness). This was an attempt to tie it into the La Casa series, which is what the Italians called Evil Dead.

NEW EPISODE ALERT! It’s the season 2 finale, as we celebrate the summer blockbuster and the semiquincentennial with @americanstudier.bsky.social and INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996). We talk disaster films, masculinity at the End of History, MARS ATTACKS! (1996), and more! m.youtube.com/watch?v=3MZy...

Woah, by an odd coincidence, we dropped our episode about Beyong The Darkness this morning! It's a great movie AND a great episode?

The worst: a jar of kimchi. The best, though? A bottle of mexican vanilla.

This Saturday, I will be hanging from a harness attempting to make a turkey dinner. The table, turkey, food, and everything else will be hanging as well. Chat will have to vote on which way the ropes will pull me, as my toes will be just out of reach of the floor. It's Ropesgiving.

Happy father's day to my wife, who is also, somehow, against all odds, daddy.

This movie has everything: adult breastfeeding, a guy chomping into his dead girlfriend's heart, a taxidermied baboon

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🚨 We're joined by @markinternet.bsky.social to talk about Joe D'Amato's hauntingly bizarre Beyond the Darkness. Too disgusting to recommend, too wild to ignore; you don't want to miss this episode.

Another battle survived. Our littlr castle. Our little ship. Patched up and lives to fight another day.

Tomorrow! This movie is real weird. Check the trailer if you don't believe me.

Update: this has some studio version of Drinkenstein where Sly tries to do a good job. Who wants that?

New hot water heater works great

Running water really is the best what a blessing.

Fixed. The last one lasted for 13 years, which is, allegedly, pretty good, and the new one has a 14 year warranty. Now I just gotta dry out my carpet and think about my credit card balance for a couple weeks.

The latest addition to the soundtrack collection. Can't wait to crank the volume to 11 and play Drinkenstein on repeat.

I've been begging everyone to switch to "her beautiful fat hog" it just seems more respectful.

Oh good, my hot water heater sprung a leak. Love to discover that a 7:15am on a Saturday morning.

Lowkey surprised by this one @yourkickstartersucks.com

The draw for the weekend. My reading: watch out for cabin fever. Don't get walled in by your collectibles.

Me and @ragesinggoddess.bsky.social's second date movie!

Once a week my aunt facebook messages me a post about John Paul II

20 minutes to Oval!

This time, he's going after Veteran's Day.

Happy first birthday, Zazzle!!!

We all know stand up comedians who went on to become celebrated actors, but what are some standup vehicles that failed to launch careers? Here are some I could come up with.

I love that half of DVD commentary tracks are these insightful, inside looks at the filmmaking process with the filmmakers and the other half is an actor saying, "In this scene I was mad, because the bad guys just killed my partner. Big mistake, right?"

That's a new one

Thursday night is Oval night! Will Priscilla uncover who killed all those people in the White House thes elast couple of weeks? Will Richard and Sam ever forgive eachother for cheating on their wives? And what of Barry and the mysterious Daikon?? FIND OUT!

I realize that sometimes I have the vibe of a guy you meet on your first day in prison that seems a little to eager to befriend you. The difference between me and that guy is that I'm normal.

Alright, apparently, there was an earlier cut of the movie Hot to Trot, where the horse was voiced by Elliott Gould instead of John Candy. If you somehow, impossibly, have access to this cut, you HAVE to tell me.

Don't forget, next week!

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

This one's for the sickos

Coming this Sunday, it's Episode 111: Beyond the Darkness featuring @markinternet.bsky.social!

One of the lingering frustrations of Serenity is that I kind of wish I could play the videogame from Serenity.

Have you considered that maybe the reflecting pool rhing is Trump trying to create ninja turtles? Libs?

I had no idea. One of my best friends lived a mile up the road from that chimp. I drove by their house countless times. At any time, a bloodthirsty chimp could have come running out of the woods.

Now that I think about it, Travis the chimp is probably the most famous person from my home town.

Jim Davis 🤝 Namio Hurakawa

The video game is Serenity (2019) is kind of a...sexy open-world fishing simulator?

Friendster. It must have been alright, because I remember absolutely nothing about it (other than people wearing t-shirts with George W Bush and the text "Not My Friendster").

Does anybody have a scan of the June 25th, 1986 issue of Variety magazine? Apparently, that issue has something about Joan Rivers being cast to star in a little upcoming movie called Hot to Trot, and I would love to know more.

Jim Davis 🤝 Namio Hurakawa

Alright, time to record an episode about The Beastmaster.