Hell yeah

If the pee tape ends up coming out because of all this, I'm going back to church. Or some sort of temple. I'll find some kind of religion is what I'm saying.

Come on everybody, let's manifest this: PEE TAPE IS REAL PEE TAPE IS REAL PEE TAPE IS REAL PEE TAPE IS REAL

Coming this Sunday, it's Episode 80: Girls Just Want to Have Fun featuring @ilikemints.bsky.social

NYC! We are playing an acoustic Moldy Peaches concert at CARNEGIE HALL on June 6th, 2026! Advance tickets are on sale NOW with password: MoodyPoodles - (link in bio) or: www.carnegiehall.org/calendar/202...  w/ support from our friend Paleface @palefaceonline.bsky.social

If somebody got Leonard a bidet he'd cream his jeans.

doing another twitch stream tmrw where i will work on commissions/possibly some comic stuff at 3pm mdt

A lot of people are expressing surprise at this. Leonard's name was actually revealed to the general public when he was required by law to introduce himself to his neighbors as a registered sex offender.

Look, I don't know if he needs to die violently, but I do think he needs to die publicly.

Stephen Tobolowsky plays a swinger-coded Scranton businessman in My Father the Hero--our game on his other roles proves unexpectedly contentious!

Obviously, being the pope, he had to put Christmas as number one, but it is objectively the best.

My thoughts

Sad, but true. We're gonna give him another week or so of warm beds and yummy snacks before we say goodbye to the little man. At least we could offer him something nice and a little dignity in his little life.

Well, time for bed.

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Me, if I was in The 'Nam

This Veterans Day, I suggest we all raise a glass to ourselves, veterans of America's ongoing Psychic Wars.

Me, when they show a 14 year old Katherine Heigl in a thong during the 1994 film My Father the Hero.

My thoughts

Just have M say, "Nice to have you back on your feet after that nasty bit of business, double-oh seven. I've got your next assignment for you." That it literally all it takes.

It's a holiday but I still woke up at my normal time? Is this some kind of joke?

They don't make 'em like Porky's any more. Which makes sense, when you think about it.

My ‘80s horror documentary IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS (Part I) is now playing on Tubi for free — give it a watch, and tell your friends! link.tubi.tv/N75WjlEMbYb

FUN FACT: Gerard Depardieu starred in both Mon Pere Ce Heros and it's American remake, My Father the Hero, meaning he starred in not one, but two *family comedies* as a father that is falsely accused of having a sexual relationship with his teenage daughter by his teenage daughter. 📽

Your local comic book shop is about to have a wall of labubus.

Looks like it's going to be cold enough today; time to break out...the big cardigan.

Very excited for the guest we have for tomorrow's show. The one we're recording tomorrow. The episode won't come out for another couple of weeks, but any way, I'm still excited. Truly a wish list guest. (I'm nervous)

This Veterans Day, I suggest we all raise a glass to ourselves, veterans of America's ongoing Psychic Wars.

He was sufficiently motivated by this to jump over both the gate to his room and the board blocking the kitchen, which was VERY surprising! We gave him just a bit, so hopefully he won't eat too fast and throw it all up

I gave him a little churu after this for morale purposes. Keep your fingers crossed it doesn't come rocketing out of either end of his digestive system.

Ethan picked this movie because it's the first thing he ever walked out of, at 13, but it was also good to get his perspective as the father of a (grown) daughter!

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨 This week we're joined by Ethan Sarezky to talk about My Father the Hero, a family comedy about a fourteen year old girl who claims to be dating her father to look cool. It's a rough watch, but a great episode. Tune in! 📽

My thoughts

My thoughts

Your local comic book shop is about to have a wall of labubus.

Christmas with my in-laws.

Honestly, Elvira should just introduce every movie. It should be the case that literally any time you watch a movie, it gets introduced by Elvira.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

Just revisited @tobygoodshank.bsky.social's absolutely classic Truth Jump Fall. Toby and his sister Angela introduced me to anti-folk when we were all fresh-faced transplants to New York from Connecticut. His music was the soundtrack of my 20's and this is one of his best.

I found it! It was tucked in next to my record player!

i love a good "insane police officer" reddit post

My thoughts

Tesla shareholders are dumb as hell. They could have kept the trillion dollars and just sent the dude a Hallmark card.

My face when I am 34 years old.

My thoughts

Hey hey. It's Friday. We love Friday!

by the way, if anyone in the Toronto area knows anyone looking for a responsible, experienced employee who can type faster than anyone you or they know, drop me or @auntfritzi.bsky.social a message, CV available upon request, can start immediately

We watched My Father the Hero so that you don't have to! The content of this film could easily place on some kind of watchlist, but that's the risk we're willing to take to become the best bad movie podcast going today! 📽

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Twenty minutes to Oval!