Mike Bloomberg incensed that his 75 year Lou Gehrig streak of not touching or being touched by a person of color streak has ended

Knicks had the right strategy but they couldn't hit a hula hoop in the last quarter.

Did Alvarado just level Mike Bloomberg?

I'm incapable of hearing that organ interval without my brain going right into Uncontrollable Urge.

Nightmarish, non-euclidian blunt rotation.

Oh man did they ever cut to canned footage of Senor Droolcup while the crowd was cheering for the comeback.

Jose Alvarado is so fun. I'm happy to see him not on my garbage squad.

Anthem guy got a tough gig.

Don't let me down, Hymietown.

The secret of frying green tomatoes is to take out a little bit of flour and replace it with grits. Not too much, but you gonna like that cronch. That's free. You can use that.

“Jews aren’t safe in Mamdani’s New York” Jewish guy in Mamdani’s New York:

The biggest question is whether the booing will drive him out of the arena before the fake assassination attempt.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such theatrical productions as "It's a Man's Woman's Woman's Man's World" and "The Mighty Starmites."

my social circle is mine and nobody else’s but whenever Apple or whoever shows off a feature like “you can use AI to make a photo of your friend holding a birthday cake,” i just think about how everyone i know would think i’m a dumbass if i did that

Now is the time of WORMS

IMHO, this is, no joke, the primary reason Trump is going: he wants to cause a bunch of disruption for New York. To be sure, he always wants to make everything about him, and that's a factor, but I still think the driving emotional impetus is his need to punish New Yorkers for not loving him.

"Jerks Gather for Big Jerk-Off"

Oh god, I'm going to have to atop using android next time I get a phone, aren't I? Google is determined to make all their products unuseable.

*coughs significantly and passes a printout of this wikipedia page across the table as I say this* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachau_...

This is bigger than the Legos story.

If we donna stop them at the Firth, there'll be bloody cephalopodae running wild in the Caithness by July.

The gigantodon is back

Wilt the Stilt's stats are cheat-code level. 40 points, 25 rebounds per game.

I keep saying this: the reason [academic] didn't get hired is not that [woman or minority scholar] took their job, it is that 'their job' ceased to exist. The person in the line retired in 2010 and the department lost the fight to get the line back in 2014. No one 'took' it, it's gone.

Mitch hedberg: An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. Modern male comedian: *openly crying, pissing, shitting himself while reading off a list of his enemies*

Any time a Spanish speaking government does right by its poorest the New York Times summons the ghost of United Fruit

Speaking of Bari Weiss, she put a target on the back of the poet and professor Refaat Alareer in Gaza and he was assassinated by the IDF less than two months later. He, his brother, his sister, and four of his nephews were killed in a surgical strike.

THE SECTIONAL IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.

Good lord, has anyone seen the price of onions? Trump take flavor.

Thunder is a scare

Data centers are the most Shelbyville of ideas.

Levi Stubbs was born on this date 90 years ago. here he is in France in 1967, singing one of his masterpieces: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKtX...

I've lost my vacuum again

The conclusion that "AI did it" would appear to be a leap. It's easy to bash AI, but there's strong evidence that there was intent behind this campaign, and AI is being used as a shield here to avoid proper accountability. 1/4 bsky.app/profile/ryan...

I swear, if 82-0 doesn't quit giving me Orlando...

Yie-ar Kung Fu in the arcade. I didn't know you COULD win a video game.

He losing his Dark Donald. (Real ones know)

Wow. Not what I was expecting. If they boo President Droolcup, it's a sweep.

Victor.

Is that commercial suggesting that the conductor needs her ring to know what a tempo is? Because that's like, the number one thing a conductor (conductress? conductrix?) has to know before she gets the job.

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Happy pride month all, fuck Palantir

Truly the height of billionaire petulance to move the Chicago Bears from Lakeshore Drive to the sort of post-industrial shithole town you'd expect to see in an early Harmony Korine movie.

For comparison, more than 13,000 eligible federal inmates were released early to home confinement during COVID, a policy which the Trump administration tried to reverse. By 2023, only 22 had reoffended.

It's neat to think how none of us will ever do this bad a job at anything we ever do in our entire lives

getting ready to fight the robots

Prime Day/Week is coming up soon and I will ask you, once again, to not buy more from Amazon than you would normally buy any other day/week. The week of Prime Day/Week is mandatory OT for the people who work at the warehouses, which means up to 60 hours.