told Sarah i was gonna make her into a 3D model and she made this face

Jennifer!

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

Yup. It’s not about winning over republicans; it’s about defeating the left

Dumbing of Age: "A four" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

The only ethical use of AI is to create a deepfaked cut of Tron 3 that replaces Jared Leto with Tim Robinson released to torrent sites the same day it premieres in theaters

Did you ever see the 30 Rock episode where Jack films a disaster relief fundraiser, only to discover while it airs that the sole damage was to a shady private island owned by Mel Gibson That’s basically the scenario I’m picturing here

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned i don't know which of the strip's five short-haired brunettes this is

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Dumbing of Age: "Gain" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

actually, Transformers The Movie transitioned, and that was her deadname

get rid of dad bod, dress like nightwing

get in the Bucky Barnes hot air balloon, everything will be fine

i'm upset the Dispatch doesn't publish on Saturdays, meaning I can't cut out this Beetle Bailey strip where they go to Pork Corner

Mostly here for the sweet Unicron head. But a little over Blokees now that their former display space is where my 3d printer is.

Blondie is confused because she's the only character who remembers being a flapper in the 1930s

Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.

Vote for Sherrod Brown! He doesn't own a comb.

This guy just walked around the Charlie Kirk vigil in Boston, yelling Kirk quotes through a bullhorn

GUYS I'VE FOUND RATBAT

we're gonna dump dump dump in this toilet you know my colon is blowin' gonna pee, gonna pee golden

My favorite sign of the night.

Dumbing of Age: "Sausage" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics

www.instagram.com/p/DOzRWSjACd... mark are you okay, blink twice if you're okay

like all ai chatbots, ai stan lee will often deliver false or misleading information, such as "i invented all the marvel characters myself with no help"

THIS SHIT IS SO DANGEROUS THE LAST TIME I DID THIS I HAD A PIC-A-NIC BASKET AND SOME STUPID BEAR IN A GREEN HAT WEARING A COLLAR AND TIE (WHILE RIDING A GOTDANGED BIKE!!!) CAME ALONG, STOLE IT, AND CYCLED OFF INTO THE SUNSET YELLING ABOUT HOW HE WAS SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR FUCK JELLYSTONE PARK

The only conspiracies I believe in are this and the pee tape.

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according to Chuck Tingle, it was always gonna happen :3

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Charlie Kirk was a vicious, racist trust fund baby who made the world a worse place. I am the CEO of Antifa Inc. and I approve of this message.

putting this on your timeline again

just directly editing @wackd.bsky.social's edit from a few days ago

hmm

16 years ago today, I got married to Maggie! Who let this happen?

i got married on batman's birthday????????????

America is the greatest country in the world. At what, you ask? You're under arrest

regular reminder that the people who created your favorite characters were largely marginalized individuals with antifascist views

uh

Welp. My family's bank account is negative. It'll be at least a month or more before my book advance arrives. If anyone wants a signed Bowie book or wants to subscribe to my movie Patreon at the $5 level, now would be a great time. Thanks!

heh, some people in the comments are saying "ugh, are we still on joyce" and i have news that, whoops, she's the main character and every time i wonder "huh wonder what's going on with the second-most main character," there she is already right next to her, so my bad

Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUCK. Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK. If you can help, please please help. PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy

people say the MOST out of pocket weird shit about me on the chans and other loser boards. just totally bizarre foefictions about some imagined life they think I suffer through.

Schumer doesn't even remember writing that

Dumbing of Age: "Hit up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

tryin' to make a jennifer outta amber

www.instagram.com/reel/DNIGhja... finally, the algorithm works, instagram content specifically for me