The train briefly pulled into San Luis Obispo and I can feel myself being recharged by Huell Particles.

I am on a train.

Fuck this stupid guy.

Arguments for Prey being the best Predator movie: 1. Dog. 2. Quicksand.

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Finished painting the new T-mas card. It is good and I like it.

@benjaminahr.mobi @greatesttrek.com “Coach” season 8 episode 22

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I'm announcing a summit on visual art, the panelists are Aaron Sorkin, Garth Brooks as Chris Gaynes, Judge Judy, and Scott Adams.

Happy Veteran's Day from Christopher Lee.*

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Youtube has been playing old Siskel & Eberts in the background and I've never realized how much of a pure hater Siskel is.

If you marathon Law & Order seasons 15 - 17 you can see negative polarization against the Iraq War happen in real time.

aka, the exact opposite of Republicans' "turn voters into fucking freaks" strategy.

Jesus Crudd, I need a new computer.

I'm just going to say it: there is too much Gorilla Grodd content. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

I am taking a 13-hour train ride on wednesday, ama.

I wish the giant who lives in the Bean broke out and ate them.

My other advice re: health insurance is to *actually call and talk to an agent* instead of going off what's on the state exchange website. Explain your whole situation (like if you've have had an immediate layoff or loss of income) and you might qualify for different pricing.

Here's what I think: -healthcare should be free at point-of-access -every American should be sent $2000 for scuba diving lessons

If you believe Biden rigged the 2020 election then Trump just pardoned everyone who rigged the 2020 election.

If you are a freelancer about to lose your subsidy, my advice is: amend your taxes, deduct every possible little thing you can as an expense. Claim every molecule of your home that you use for business. Make yourself as poor as you legally can on paper. (Also talk to a tax pro, which I'm not.)

There are people who are like, "America ended tonight" and it's like, wtf are you talking about.

I call for the minority leader to replaced by Senator Bane (D-Gotham).

Checking in. ❤️

If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?

A compromise would have been an agreement to extend the premium reductions, but push the negotiations for *how much* to December.

Facebook has finally figured out that I'm an artist and has started showing me process videos from other artists, but they are all completely insane. Why is everyone's working process so weird.

What do Republicans and megaposters have in common? Making up total shit about Democratic policies.

Someone sent me a Sebulba but there's no note from the sender.

Predator reminded me that the other Fanning was one of my first celebrity sightings when I moved to LA. I was in the food court of the Westside Pavilion, and I noticed a group of teens and moms eating Panda Express and was like, "Is that Dakota Fanning?"

incredible new trump photo

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Predator Badlands? More like Predator Goodmovieland.

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apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

Bingo.

Biggest fucking losers on the planet.

Did Google image search change? Why does it look like this?

Michael Crichton, who died in 2008, is releasing a new book with James Patterson.

Same fucking people are going to get real mad at our posts when we learn Trump's died.

brb, drawing Chief O'Brien as A GENUINE HUSBAND

Thinking of offering Random Print Packs for the Christmas season--five or six small prints for maybe $30. You could pick the theme (e.g. 'star trek' or 'celebs') but not the exact prints. Would people be interested in such a thing?

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