What do Republicans and megaposters have in common? Making up total shit about Democratic policies.

Someone sent me a Sebulba but there's no note from the sender.

Predator reminded me that the other Fanning was one of my first celebrity sightings when I moved to LA. I was in the food court of the Westside Pavilion, and I noticed a group of teens and moms eating Panda Express and was like, "Is that Dakota Fanning?"

incredible new trump photo

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Predator Badlands? More like Predator Goodmovieland.

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Twain for sale. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

Bingo.

Biggest fucking losers on the planet.

Did Google image search change? Why does it look like this?

Michael Crichton, who died in 2008, is releasing a new book with James Patterson.

Same fucking people are going to get real mad at our posts when we learn Trump's died.

brb, drawing Chief O'Brien as A GENUINE HUSBAND

Thinking of offering Random Print Packs for the Christmas season--five or six small prints for maybe $30. You could pick the theme (e.g. 'star trek' or 'celebs') but not the exact prints. Would people be interested in such a thing?

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Hmmm, yeah, you're right, the director of Home Alone and Harry Potter is not the person to make a film about monsters with magic rules invading suburban spaces.

Do people truly not understand that filmmakers change their sensibilities to match the material.

Crossover with Thursday Murder Club.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

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I'll be launching the latest T-mas card sometime in the next week, but in the meantime, stock up on older holiday cards while supplies last! store.brandonbird.com

2028 candidate should run on throwing the entire Department of Justice at scams.

I keep seeing this picture and wanting to eat this bland meal.

It's the anniversary of John Berger's bday. His essay Ways of Seeing, a companion for the TV series, won the Booker Prize. The show is engaging, intelligent, and a great entry point art history/criticism.

Happy Birthday to Armin Shimerman, TV's Quark.

A giant spider curled up and died on a Werner Herzog painting I'm working on.

me and my wife just 99ed (kissed)

Is Geico good insurance? Is Progressive good insurance?

Tenth anniversary of "What did John Tesh think of Mad Max: Fury Road?"

I'll be launching the latest T-mas card sometime in the next week, but in the meantime, stock up on older holiday cards while supplies last! store.brandonbird.com

@infinata.bsky.social I spent a couple minutes screaming at Jazz to transform.

We can do June gloom or we can do daylight savings, not both.

Uh he lives in Gotham City.

What if Trump dies the day before the midterms

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

Sure, but they're also going to flop harder than they did tonight.

Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, will you be reviving the T-Force? youtu.be/HNAufOO2yig?...

Wait, so there are two more months for Eric Adams to go buckwild?

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Hey how come Elon Musk hasn't switched on the vote-changing machine

I wonder sometimes if the brains of racists/conservatives can't process human facial expressions or something.

I voted Yes on 50, and Yes on Trump falling down a well and having to serve the rest of his term stuck upside-down in a well.

Next April Fool's I'm going to release a bunch of art of Dennis Farina as Detective Fontana.