Rape is a crime against democracy in the most immediate sense of equality between individuals and the premise that we’re all endowed with certain inalienable rights.

Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

Never respect a podcaster.

Whoever would have expected this from a guy whose political brand is sweaty, performative "I'm a man's man" masculinity.

A 41-year-old Maine woman has accused Graham Platner of rape. Her account is corroborated by contemporaneous emails to her therapist, by a boyfriend she confided in about the alleged assault, and by messages she sent to another woman warning her about Platner. www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

Your body falls apart in weird ways as you age, but biohacking/"wellness" is all about feeling paranoid about your body falling apart and turning your feelings of anxiety and guilt about your health into $$$.

1. Luke 2. Luke 3. Luuke 4. Luke

Neil the Seal is the closest thing we have to a real-life Jabba the Hutt.

I would attend and/or curate a Star Wars in America (1977 - 1987) museum exhibit.

Sentences, you really can do anything with them.

This moron would have his mind blown by Huell Howser, the most patriotic Californian to ever live.

Oh my fucking god

imagine ur Abe Lincoln. an enormous gangly monster, going into the hat shop and buying the tallest hat available

Imagine someone in 2002 carrying a protest sign about how they find Barbara Bush unattractive.

Trump would give a medal to the guy who shot Luke Skywalker's hand.

"King of the Cage," oil on canvas, 2001/revised 2005

Sweet, I'm not a nerd.

Watching my favorite film about the War for Independence (Return of the Jedi).

I know they're evil and all but I just can't get over how they think they look cool dressed like that.

Starting a company called One Pound of Grapes. One Pound of Grapes: for the people who don't need three pounds of grapes.

Please enjoy this cursed object.

Christian Bale should play the Val Kilmer part.

My son saw the scene of Yoda making stew for Luke Skywalker and said, “daddy that dirty guy loves eating dirty food!”

Sometimes I check in on twitter and all it shows me are superhero nerds complaining about color grading. I'd kinda prefer if it showed me the nazi stuff.

Hot take. 👀

I had many problems with Disclosure Day, but it's a hit with its core audience (Dan Aykroyd).

"Person blames vaccines for their kids' deaths then turns out to have murdered them" is the kind of story Law & Order should be doing instead of whatever it is they've been doing.

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens https://bit.ly/4eTxZ8V

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

I put on some season 1 Law & Order and remembered that SVU killed off Captain Cragen.

One thing I really didn't like about the movie was how they made it more violent and boy-friendly compared to the comic (replacing Comet the Super-Horse with suck-ass Lobo for example), and the choads they were trying to appeal to still rejected it.

I don't feel bad about liking the original X-Men movies, since Bryan Singer's directorial style is to let other people direct the movie.

They want to convince their followers that we are un-American, in the wrong country. But it’s them. THEY are in the wrong country. Their goals, plans, ideology are no less than an insurrection against the Second Founding - the constitutional framework for our country created after the Civil War.

Law & Order reboot doesn’t have this juice.

Shared some new sketches on my often-neglected Patreon: www.patreon.com/BrandonBird/...

I hate seeing JD Vance's face.

“Hello, my name is Anthony Antichrist, and here is my heretical interpretation of the Bible.”

Meanwhile they have done nothing to stop the biggest threat to kids' lives (GUNS).

Hold on, THIS is the guy arguing against birthright citizenship looks like????

hang on let me get my magnifying glass, deerstalker hat and smoking pipe

people say the Supreme Court isn’t representative of the people, but a third of the justices can’t read if it gets in the way of being bigots and another third can only read things that help them feel better about bigots, and that sounds pretty representative to me

Gavin Newsom will be the next president (of the "finished fifth in the primary" club).

I can't decide if Russell Crowe should play Wimpy or Bluto in a Popeye movie.

Someone sent me this zine stapler from my wishlist, but it shipped in its packaging so there was no note or address included. If this was you, let me know! amzn.to/4oSUsY3

Took at restorative nap where I entered REM sleep, except my dream was that I was driving to San Francisco and noticed a tarantula in the car.

Deeply hiding? These same guys insist there are 100 million 'illegals.'

Need more recs for movies with Fat Russell Crowe.

Finally... I got to @brandonbird.bsky.social 's coloring book episode. S9 E2 "DWB". brandonbird.com/lno_color.html