Brandon Bird
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Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
What do Republicans and megaposters have in common? Making up total shit about Democratic policies.
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Someone sent me a Sebulba but there's no note from the sender.
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Predator reminded me that the other Fanning was one of my first celebrity sightings when I moved to LA. I was in the food court of the Westside Pavilion, and I noticed a group of teens and moms eating Panda Express and was like, "Is that Dakota Fanning?"
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about 19 hours ago
incredible new trump photo
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Jesse
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Predator Badlands? More like Predator Goodmovieland.
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Oculus Imperia
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Twain for sale.
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Twain for sale.
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jamelle
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apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
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Bingo.
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Biggest fucking losers on the planet.
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Did Google image search change? Why does it look like this?
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Michael Crichton, who died in 2008, is releasing a new book with James Patterson.
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Same fucking people are going to get real mad at our posts when we learn Trump's died.
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2 days ago
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brb, drawing Chief O'Brien as A GENUINE HUSBAND
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Thinking of offering Random Print Packs for the Christmas season--five or six small prints for maybe $30. You could pick the theme (e.g. 'star trek' or 'celebs') but not the exact prints. Would people be interested in such a thing?
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If you're looking for something for the Harry Kim fan on your list:
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Hmmm, yeah, you're right, the director of Home Alone and Harry Potter is not the person to make a film about monsters with magic rules invading suburban spaces.
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Do people truly not understand that filmmakers change their sensibilities to match the material.
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John Sandy
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Crossover with Thursday Murder Club.
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Aaron Rupar
3 days ago
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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If you are a big spender, the original art of Mr. T vs. Krampus is still available:
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I'll be launching the latest T-mas card sometime in the next week, but in the meantime, stock up on older holiday cards while supplies last!
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2028 candidate should run on throwing the entire Department of Justice at scams.
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I keep seeing this picture and wanting to eat this bland meal.
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️
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It's the anniversary of John Berger's bday. His essay Ways of Seeing, a companion for the TV series, won the Booker Prize. The show is engaging, intelligent, and a great entry point art history/criticism.
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Happy Birthday to Armin Shimerman, TV's Quark.
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A giant spider curled up and died on a Werner Herzog painting I'm working on.
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Brian Box Brown
3 days ago
me and my wife just 99ed (kissed)
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Is Geico good insurance? Is Progressive good insurance?
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Tenth anniversary of "What did John Tesh think of Mad Max: Fury Road?"
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I'll be launching the latest T-mas card sometime in the next week, but in the meantime, stock up on older holiday cards while supplies last!
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@infinata.bsky.social
I spent a couple minutes screaming at Jazz to transform.
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We can do June gloom or we can do daylight savings, not both.
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Uh he lives in Gotham City.
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4 days ago
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What if Trump dies the day before the midterms
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Siobhan Thompson
4 days ago
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
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Sure, but they're also going to flop harder than they did tonight.
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Congratulations
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
, will you be reviving the T-Force?
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"T-Force" PSA, Mr. T, Mayor Ed Koch
YouTube video by Hugo Faces
https://youtu.be/HNAufOO2yig?si=GR-O4PTkuxpnmamN
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Wait, so there are two more months for Eric Adams to go buckwild?
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C. Robert Cargill
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer
4 days ago
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Hey how come Elon Musk hasn't switched on the vote-changing machine
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I wonder sometimes if the brains of racists/conservatives can't process human facial expressions or something.
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I voted Yes on 50, and Yes on Trump falling down a well and having to serve the rest of his term stuck upside-down in a well.
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Next April Fool's I'm going to release a bunch of art of Dennis Farina as Detective Fontana.
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