Please let us wake from this ongoing nightmare.

You know, if you don't think stormtroopers are like Border Patrol (and vice versa), what exactly do you think is happening in this scene?

Someone on my mailing list took umbrage at my Ewok drawing because they're friends with people who work for Border Patrol, and can assure me that they are not fascists. Then they closed with "I like your non-political art though" which has now radicalized me into believing all my art is political.

What.

“Oh, my God! Dung beetles! … And in their filthy dungarees, of course!”

What was I saying about Americans being fucking weird about doctors and health

Yes, they should lower the age threshold, but James van der Beek didn't use his free age 45 screening. He didn't know it was available to him, and he waited till he had been experiencing symptoms for a while.

I'm sold out of SVU card sets... but if you want ones you can print from home with no waiting on shipping, pus other fun activities, I have a downloadable Valentine ebook: brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/val...

Yub nub intensifies.

Frasier must have felt hella conflicted over the Super Bowl.

AcornTV and chill.

Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes

The Sisko is of Santa Maria.

over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.) finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk. enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...

I like that Elle Fanning is a mayonnaise spokesperson.

There is a documentary about Commander Mark. tubitv.com/movies/10001...

EIGHT sets left! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

Hit play on something called "Teech" on Tubi. youtu.be/iEVoadMrP7w?...

Would Ian Malcolm be in the Epstein files, Y/N?

I got a Valentine!* *a Transformer that I bought for myself

Happy Birthday, Laura Dern.

Down to less than 20 sets! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

Your dream has come alive at last, you can touch the sky www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNwO...

This is literally true.

I forgot about these things! They should make an imac with a suction cup arm so you can put it in the shower or by the toilet.

I wish I had money so I could go to England and see Peter Capaldi tour with his band.

Someone on instagram (immediately blocked) commented "The most shitlib thing ever, you people really think you live in a Marvel movie."

The Epstein files are going to poison a generation with Conspiracy Brain, the way Boomers and Gen X were poisoned by the JFK assassination.

Getting new followers on instagram and some of them are people churning out AI 'work.'

Today's kind of humid, but otherwise I've been enjoying LA summer.

Looks like it was a regular feature!

I'm on archive.org looking for a higher-resolution scan and finding other treasure:

For some reason in 1992 Nintendo Power interviewed Craig T. Nelson of "Coach" "The Mario Bros. games became much too complex for me."

I hope RFK enjoyed his Superbowl meats and ferments.

All Valentine orders have shipped, and I've got about 30 sets left in stock: brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

So. My partner suffered an accident that resulted in very significant injuries. While he is, thank christ, alright in the broadest sense, I am now an amateur RN/dog minder/kid chauffeur, so! I've restocked some prints to help keep us in pizza and pain meds. www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products

Good morning, enjoy mustache Orbach.

Calling it now: there is no coup attempt in 2029; the right wing settles on putting on an 'alternative' inauguration ball.

I have photos I don't want to lose, so I'll copy them to backup drives.

Going to the bar and demanding they turn on the game (California's Gold reruns on youtube).

Val Kilmer as Madmartigan in Willow 1988

RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."

I hope he gets to party with Neelix.

Yesterday I went into a thrift store that was next to the paper store and for some reason they had half a dozen carded action figures of Elisa Maza from Gargoyles.

It's the big day! (Neelix's birthday.)

I am so tired because I woke up at 3:30 am for no reason, but if I conk out now I'll just wake up at 3:30 again.

Oh wow I figured those weirdos were local