Brandon Bird
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Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
Not to take anything away from Canada, but Boba Fett's first appearance was in a local parade.
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All prints continue to be 40% off with code MAY40
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It's Mr. T's birthday.
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Matt Zoller Seitz
about 20 hours ago
I agree with Charlie here. John Williams' scores for the Star Wars prequels are not only magnificent on their own terms, they constitute a sort of stealth rewrite of the trilogy that feels like the work of a historian drawing connections between different periods.
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The thing that would make me vote for Tom Steyer is if he actually had a climate and green energy plan. It's weird that people haven't noticed this.
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Becerra is not a centrist, what are you guys fucking talking about. Are you out of your minds.
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Kelly Knox
1 day ago
how have I never noticed the similarity before
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It’s nice that you can still go to the grocery store and find a new Michael Landon magazine.
2 days ago
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Wil Wheaton tried to lob a water balloon at Michael Landon, but Michael Landon used his angel powers to pop it over Wil Wheaton's head.
2 days ago
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It’s nice that you can still go to the grocery store and find a new Michael Landon magazine.
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jesse, dramatically changing display name
2 days ago
my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED
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I think I am officially on team "Tom Steyer is bad, actually:"
www.tomsteyer.com/issues/ai-po...
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People who think this guy is going to be a class traitor should read this interview where he's like, "I love capitalism. Business business business. I love America and America is capitalism and business."
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Katie Drummond
2 days ago
For the @wired.com Big Interview this week, I interviewed California gubernatorial hopeful and billionaire Tom Steyer. It was a tough hang for many reasons, but particularly because he didn't know who he was talking to.
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Why I’m skeptical of weirdo billionaire hedge fund man.
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3 days ago
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I'm watching Walk the Line for the first time since 2005 and they should have called this Johnny Stupid and his Dumb Choices.
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PodKATT
3 days ago
I dont think I would ever change my profile picture, but if I did, it would be this. You made a sale
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If you want your own 12-year burden, all my prints, including Jen Sisko, are currently 40% off with code MAY40
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3 days ago
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It me!
3 days ago
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Instagram will sometimes suggest painting influencers and their work is always terrible.
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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics
3 days ago
"and the representative character of the tech guys trying to turn the federal government into their personal empire will be named Augustus Dorko"
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Why did the Saturn fail
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4 days ago
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Just FYI the movie where Nic Cage plays Joseph from the Bible* is on Kanopy.
youtu.be/r5mB0FkzLSc?...
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The Carpenter's Son - Official Teaser Trailer (2025) Nicolas Cage, FKA twigs
YouTube video by IGN
https://youtu.be/r5mB0FkzLSc?si=FcfhZDufYzbu7I1z
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Patrick Monahan
5 days ago
Gina Carano has filed a federal lawsuit claiming that she actually won that match
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I went to the ENT the other day because I had weird throat pain that wasn’t going away after being sick and they were like “you have invisible reflux, your throat hurts because you’ve been barfing into it.”
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Garry Goddard is a child molester.
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James Cromwell's dad was born in the 1880s.
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Re: last repost, He-Man is weird among the nostalgic '80s brands in that it has no inertia of its own. If Mattel stopped trying to constantly reboot it, it would die.
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Brian Box Brown
5 days ago
I know there is a big He-Man and Masters of the Universe Movie coming out very soon. The He-Man Effect explains why this is happening to us. It also predicted this would happen.
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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Funniest thing about this is how everyone collectively forgot what Kevin Sorbo is known for.
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6 days ago
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Fury Road was released on this day 11 years ago, so I must repost the only good tweet.
6 days ago
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All prints in my store continue to be 40% off with code MAY40
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Qwertz
6 days ago
The leather wrap on the liner really brings this home for me. Sleepy J.B. by
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Tom Reagan’s Hat
6 days ago
For a movie that’s 36 years old, Dick Tracy’s make up & prosthetic artists did a fantastic job on the outlandish Dick Tracy villains that still holds up.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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We've got food, too.
6 days ago
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
6 days ago
I got to go to a screening of the first 2 episodes of “Spider Noir” last night. SO GREAT ⭐️and everyone in it is fabulous ⭐️the art direction is fabulous ⭐️ SO FUN⭐️
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Finally! Some good news.
ghostbustersnews.com/2026/05/14/g...
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Dan Aykroyd to Publish Debut Novel ‘Soulhider’ This October - Ghostbusters News
Aykroyd’s first-ever novel blends supernatural sci-fi, alien conspiracies, and cosmic intrigue while continuing the family’s longtime fascination with the paranormal.
https://ghostbustersnews.com/2026/05/14/ghostbusters-co-creator-dan-aykroyd-to-make-literary-debut-with-soulhider-this-october/
7 days ago
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Beginning to think I'm never going to get a Bumble match.
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7 days ago
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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾
7 days ago
People just want filters and more information!
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Someone told me they're voting for Steyer because he's a "class trader."
7 days ago
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Happy Birthday, George Lucas! If you're wondering what to get him, all prints in my store are 40% off with code MAY40
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7 days ago
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Happy Birthday, George Lucas! If you're wondering what to get him, all prints in my store are 40% off with code MAY40
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7 days ago
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Scroll up to see who he's talking about.
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7 days ago
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Saw a "Wake up! The ballroom is a bunker where he'll rule as president forever" post and man, people need to get real.
8 days ago
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They should do this on Law & Order.
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8 days ago
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This man needs to replace Hugh Dancy on Law & Order.
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