Democratic Party Leaders in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.” Republican Party Leaders in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”

Michael Hague 1948-2026 Illustrator Michael Hague's wife Kathleen posted that her husband passed away March 10, 2026. Michael was extremely popular for illustrating classics such as The Wind in the Willows,The Wizard of Oz,The Hobbit and the stories of Hans Christian Andersen.

That DOW still over 50000?

On Friday we will be debuting the short film about my running of the Ely Half Marathon while portaging a canoe just 100 days after I started running again after knee replacement surgery. Come to the Ely Film Festival MN on Friday to watch it and all the other awesome films!

This will forever give me joy.

Please enjoy my recap of my 50th state marathon! danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2026/03/wilm...

Susan Collins is very disappointed in the Washington Wizards defense.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

The number of qualifiers in this sign tickles me to no end.

a LOT of words to say "I am a lukewarm piece of shit".

Does Corey Lewandowski have to start fucking Markwayne Mullin now?

Oh, you are a fan? Name three of their victims.

When "exercising your body and mind" is considered an insult, maybe that tells you everything you need to know about Trump supporters.

Is this where we say “Rock Chalk Jayhawk”?

Sneak peek: the bottom right quadrant of our Kickstarter cast portrait tier. One of the delightful parts of this show is how Carter's a completely unhinged pyromaniac and I wanted to capture his sheer joy at blowing Nazi shit up. 😄

LOAN OFFICER: Say that again please. ME: *leans in closer* A pet store called "Woofers and Tweeters."

I have some more thoughts I'd like to lay out below. [Disclaimer that this 🔥🏹 thread is for entertainment/educational purposes only 😈] /1

Me when asked if I am a partner of the app that charges for prayer.

Most Win-Win I have ever read:

US Olympic curler we all cheeted on is full-on MAGA. Fuck you and burn in hell, Korey Dropkin.

Congrats to Rush Limbaugh on being five years sober today.

Reading about Krauss and Epstein laughing off the EXPERT ADVICE OF KRAUSS' LAWYER in their typo-riddled correspondence is giving several layers of schadenfreude right now

This really is indistinguishable from self-satire from Thomas Chatterton Williams: The left should stop criticizing slavery because its causing the right to excuse slavery.

Robert Clary, who played Cpl. Louis LeBeau. Our upcoming episode on him details his childhood in Paris, his imprisonment in the Nazi concentration camps, his return to a career as an entertainer after his liberation, and his speaking out against Holocaust denialism. youtu.be/oyFE4eRBA6g

Minnesota in the house! #WinterOlympics

He’s seriously just the stupidest Make-a-Wish kid ever who just happens to have access to the nuclear codes and horrible people have found they can manipulate him by making up an award and giving it to him.

Super pleased with this shot of the American leader in the luge. It turned out great! #winterOlympics

Nothing makes people happier than them telling you they don’t watch the SuperBowl. Unless “I don’t even own a TV” is an option.

I don’t know who this member of the Italian Carabinieri is or why she is a talking head on the Italian coverage of the Olympics here in Italy but I am riveted! “Olympic Nights” in the corner there has me thinking of USA Network’s Silk Stalking or something.

Mean Gene Okerlund had THREE kidney transplants, including one from his wife, who was also named Jeanne.

I told them once, I told them a hundred times: put "Brantley Gilbert” first and "Puppet Show" last.

My sweet older friend who posted this didn’t mean it like my corrupt mind read it but I can’t stop laughing.

How the hell is this NOT a first down?!#beardown

Bear weather! #BearDown

There were 17 years between when "Happy Days" was set and when it aired on TV. Meaning a similar show today would start in the year 2009. Meaning the Fonz could pound the jukebox and Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," or Taylor Swift's "Love Story” could start playing.

Let’s go crazy.

Puffy Brewster here is a fvcking idiot.

History fun fact: Julius Caesar was dictator for life for approximately 5.5 - 8 Scaramuccis before having his account abruptly deleted by the Senate.

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Can all the insurgents of January 6th get shot three times in the face retroactively for not obeying police orders?

A week into 2026 and I am still writing "Fuck you, every fucking Republicans" on all my checks.

Call Me Maybe came out 14 years ago which means it has existed for over three times as long as the Confederacy.

Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…

The Amityville Horror is a Christmas movie.

Happy Taking Ben Folds' Girlfriend To Have an Abortion Day to those who celebrate!

🎶 Simply…having…a couple of Christmas mimes. 🎶