When first high winds, and then blistering temps, and finally hellacious rain made my attempt to run the fastest marathon ever around a cruise ship finally be forced into port, I got it done. This was in #Curaçao. #worldcup #fifa My recap: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2016/12/crys...

Stop. Obama time.

MEGASOTA

This yellow barrier is the border between Canada and the United States at Point Roberts and it just makes me laugh.

We are further away from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off than Ferris was from D-Day.

In 2022, I ran 6 half-marathons in 6 days in 6 states in New England, winning two and taking 2nd in the other fours. I could have just stayed home. My recap: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2022/05/new-...

I recap running a half-marathon in all 50 States with lots of stats and links and hopefully some inspiration for you if you need it. danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2026/06/a-ha...

I’m the type of fella who will nudge a paper clip free to give the vacuum a second chance. You know, in case the vacuum was tired or something.

The most Christian people I have ever met are atheists.

Even groggy af from some muscle relaxants this went fairly well. Fastest on this course in SIX months. www.strava.com/activities/1...

Just a few random pictures of me trying to motivate the yoots to stay healthy.

The moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life -- the sick, the needy, and the handicapped. -Hubert Horatio Humphrey, US Vice President

There were barely 1000 days (just about 2 years and 10 months) from when Led Zeppelin released their first album and when they released their fourth. Holy crap.

Today in 1935: Jesse Owens has possibly the greatest day in track history (and he only needed 45 minutes) at the Big Ten Champs. 100y - 9.4 [Ties WR] Long Jump - 8.13 [26-8.75] WORLD RECORD 220y - 20.3 WORLD RECORD 220y Hurdles - 22.6 WORLD RECORD

It went really well until it no longer did. But now the half marathon and a marathon in all 50 states is something I can add to my résumé. I thought perhaps today might surprise me as I ran a 7:12 1st mile even with an uphill near the end of it. But at the end of the day going up 500 feet

This is it. Tomorrow at 7 a.m. I start my 50th state half-marathon. After finishing my 50th state marathon in February (a feat, given the last few months of leg problems, is still something I can't understand how I did), I will be running my 15th half-marathon since July 20th.

would be funny if Iran was like "sorry, we can't negotiate this weekend. we've got a wedding to go to"

Everyone who ever introduces me to someone new for the rest of my life better know if they ever voted for Trump. If they did, I don't need to meet them.

Ron Paul delivered Selena.

The 1sr step in a fascist movement is the combination under an energetic leader of a number of men who possess more than the average share of leisure, brutality, & stupidity.

One of my pieces found a new home with Kathryn. And that wraps up Art-A-Whirl for 2026!

You all, everyone everywhere, are out of your fvcking minds with what you are charging for your homes. Real estate prices are out of control. Sure, you are making a profit on that $100k house you bought in 05 which you are now selling for $500k but guess what: all the other house cost $500k now, too

Look, if Adele Dazeem didn't bother him, this hat sure af isn't .

I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300+ miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.) Recap of the adventure here: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2023/03/mapp...

Twitter will suspend you permanently for telling some MAGA chud you will enjoy reading their obit. THAT'S violent speech? Tell me where I threatened, incited, glorified or expressed a desire for harm or violence. Fuck you, Elon you bootlicking non-contributing zero.

Day 2 of #artawhirl underway!

Gerald McRaney is Dabney Coleman as Jack Rebney in Winnebago Man.

Gonna have sex with the rocky member of the Fantastic Four so I can say "So, I did a thing."

It Smashing Pumpkins released “1979” today and followed the same timeline of its first release, it would be called “2010”.

Your periodic reminder that the Democratic Party is the part of the working class. medium.com/@danerausche...

Chandler and Monica's adopted newborns turn 23 years old today.

did he see a three piece sectional in the audience and get distracted

Me everytime I get into a hotel shower.

Fairly certain @annamaltese.bsky.social animated the clouds in Minneapolis yesterday.

The state of Minnesota possesses a confederate flag captured by Union soldiers from Minnesota during the Battle of Gettysburg. The state has repeatedly refused to return the flag to the state of Virginia. Former Minnesota governor, Jesse Ventura said “Why? I mean, we won.”

There are only 3 states separating North Carolina from Wyoming.

13th half marathon since my knee replacement at 5:30 a.m. Feels like it’s the 3rd time starting all over again after root meniscus tear in 2023. PT thinks the leg problems are simply muscle imbalances and I will tackle the exercises necessary to get out there running fast again.

Oh well *puts bottle of champagne back in the cooler*

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the GOP pushing for gerrymandering thinking it will work out for them.

My proclamation that I definitely do not eat my own cum is raising a lot of questions already answered by my proclamation.

How I am going to be the day he dies.

So this is a number that called me and recently said that they’re part of the @WellsFargo Fraud Dept. They aren’t. But it would be a shame if everyone called Ricky to report their fraud to him.

Ten years ago Mosi D. King and I became the first and only two-man team to conquer the River to River Relay. My recap of that race and its wonderful participants: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2016/04/illi...

I'll never get over how relatively small the Titanic was compared to modern day cruise ships. Take off the smoke stacks and it looks like the tugboat.

Took second place overall today at the Mainly Marathons Riverboat Series race in Eudora, AR. Ran faster today than yesterday in my 135th lifetime half-marathon. Am again lucky to not have any lingering leg pain. Well, MORE lingering leg pain.

134th lifetime half-marathon 7th lifetime victory 3rd slowest ever. Figure that out! Two more to go this week as I try to finish all 50 states before my 50th birthday in May.

It’s always fun to remember that Johnny Cash’s actual given name was “J. R. Cash”.

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.