YOU BLOODSUCKING REPTILIAN JERKS WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BREAKING: My old cubicle buddy on Simpsons, Alex Ruiz, has gone rogue. I REPEAT: HE HAS GONE ROGUE. He's put out a public statement about what we did on Simpsons and who we did it for. How we not only predicted the future, we ORCHESTRATED IT. Oh god, this is so bad. /1

A lot of this is also rooted in the fact that left wing men would rather try to win back white working class men than build a coalition with white women with college degrees (who are decidedly economically progressive) and Black voters (older ones are conservative. Younger ones are more left-wing)

Also, the Platner model was strange because in order to win in Maine, Democrats didn't need to win over that many Trump voters: They needed to win over white women with college degrees who voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris who also vote for Susan Collins (Many such cases!).

EMILYs List Statement on Graham Platner Dropping Out

Graham Platner Pretty Sure The Establishment Was Asking For It by @evanhurst.substack.com you follow him now! www.wonkette.com/p/graham-pla...

🎵 So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbyyyye...🎵

Graham Platner dropping out to spend time with his loved ones. Graham Platner's loved ones:

I hear Argentina is lovely this time of year.

Oyster Boy's current conduct is giving flashbacks to late in the 2016 Democratic primary when Bernie realized the math wasn't mathin' so he started trying to pressure the superdelegates into flipping to him because some stupid poll said he'd do better against Trump. Egos over reality.

Why yes, I am feeling pretty fucking great at being vindicated for shit talking GrayHam Platner ever since the news broke about the Nazi nipnop, thank you. I'll continue to do so until the high wears off. It is very satisfying to say I TOLD YOU SO about a dumbfuck Nazi and his dumbfuck campaign.

Shiftless Bernie has been pissed at Black people ever since we rejected him in the 2016 primary. His vengeance is more cloaked than the orange demon, but we know a dog whistle when we hear one. “Establishment” = Black folks have too much power. He has taught his minions well.

"a woman mentioned her ass in a text message, that was an obvious invitation despite her immediately following up with 'that was not an invitation'"

We're living right now with the electoral consequences of people who take a devil-may-care approach to candidate recruitment. It's past time for Graham Platner to get out of the ME-SEN race. Watch Jessica Mackler on MS NOW last night :🎥

I'mma be petty again. STG, this is the most punchable face. Just the perpetually dumbest dumbfuck expression in his stupid vacant cow eyes. Not a thought going on behind them. Chinless, unwashed, perpetually confused moron whose deepest thought he ever had was probably, "What holds stairs up?"

And here we go

Finally figured out who Gray Ham reminded me of.

I knew about his mommy and daddy funding him but when Lawrence revealed that Platner's daddy donated to Ruben Gallego - who then endorsed Platner early and loudly and became one of his most vocal supporters - that definitely caught my attention. Quid pro quo, anyone?

I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him

I was right.

Chavez raping Dolores Huerta. Platner raping Jenny Racicot. Both these women keeping quiet out of fear that coming forward would damage their respective political movements. My good fellow bitches, if "the cause" doesn't give a shit about you, YOU are free from obligation to give a shit about IT

A special shout out to Robert Reich. Excellent article saying that Graham Platner is the future of the Democratic Party. Where you at, dawg?

i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.

No, guys, you don't understand, she was obviously a home intruder so he SA'd her to show dominance. That's all.

Why hasn't the DSA done a member survey since 2021, hmmmmm? I wonder why that could be? 🤔

The gutting of the VRA and the loss of my and every other woman's bodily autonomy is more immediately important than what's happening in Gaza right now. Sorry/not sorry. 🤷‍♀️

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

So, I had the time and patience in the middle of the night so I did a bunch of replies to her post. I’m going to repost them all individually with a screenshot of her post. 1/

I have spent many summers in Albania starting in 1995. It is a remarkable country. I fear the surge of tourism, especially in Theth, but I also recognize it is the hope of the locals. I hope they retain ownership. See our book, Light and Shadow, on the deep history of Theth and the Shala valley

This entire thread is a journey that is far more interesting to read than the actual fair is to visit, it sounds like.

None of this had to happen.

Between the woman-beater with the Nazi tattoo and the increasing harassment of Jewish politicians from public events, I'm getting REAL sketchy about the directions and lengths my party is going to to chase after white male voters.

The news show that gets their shit together and begins airing 3-5 minutes of this feed at the end of every episode is going to smoke its ratings competition www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m_n...

This is their priority. 👇 Not class warfare. The cyst just cancelled the signing of a rare, bipartisan bill on affordability and is using the promise of a future signing as leverage to coerce Republicans to first pass a bill meant to take away women's right to vote.

...The progress we make today (adopting solar, decreasing emissions, etc) won't manifest as slowed temp rise for many years. We're going to see rising temps for years because the environment is reflecting what we did years and decades ago... 2/3

Y'all REALLY don't listen to Black women. WE TOLD YOU she was in a cult. WE TOLD YOU she was working for Russia. WE TOLD YOU she was going to jump sides and become a Red. If you're only learning about her tonight, because of Rachel Maddow? I'm talking about YOU. LISTEN TO US, NOT HER. 😒

I mean, if we applied his logic about solar panels, shouldn't he be able to defeat the #algae once the sun goes down and it can no longer photosynthesize?

Actively annoyed by seeing some AI people smugly agree with each other that the reason we hate their shitty technology is that we resent it "lowering the barriers to entry" for the arts, which apparently the world of software development has always done.

Storyboarding in comics-adjacent, format-wise, and genAI is absolutely BALLS at comics and always has been. I can't see this going well.

Educating teenagers isn't my job, sweetheart. Go cry to your wife about it.

I’m out on a night bike ride and stopped on a bench in a park. Two teenage boys are kicking a soccer ball back and forth a ways away. One of them just told a racist joke to the other about Juneteenth. So I shouted in my deepest voice, “FUCK YOUR RACIST ASS, YOU FUCK.” /1

Lazlo. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You

trump, his eyes enormous: you REMOVE paint chip? you pick it from pool like floating scab? oh! oh! jail for vandal! jail for vandal for One Thousand Years!

ME, AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: * slams fist down onto intercom * Judy, goddamnit, tell the casting director for '2026' to clean out his desk by 5 pm and after today he's no longer allowed on this studio lot.