“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference. “OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second. And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern

Монгол улсынхаа Тусгаар тогтнолын өдрийн мэнд хүргэе! Happy Independence Day to Mongolia!

I wonder if it's too much to hope for that someone involved in this altered the coordinates juuuust enough.

"Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in..."🎵

Happy Holidays, y'all

I'm going to tell my favorite story again about reflecting the certainty of beliefs back at people who don't expect it. A friend was one of the few Jews on faculty at a North Dakota University. Every year, his colleague in religious studies would invite him to come to his religious studies class...

Rowsdower!

It's not Christmas until this holiday standard is sung: 🎄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq8W...

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

MAGAts: "But what about Bill Clinton??!?1! What if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, huh? What then, liberal?!" BILL CLINTON:

Just thought of “he looks like the kind of guy who listens to Andrew Tate podcasts unironically” as a put-down and am looking forward to finding someone to use it on in the coming year

Actually, it's about the gaming of ethics in journalism.

Just imagine the annual commemorative brunches. Twenty years after It Happens, people still meeting up in the outfits they were wearing that day to mark the day of celebration. Rowdy tables filled with people drunk on mimosas and tipping generously all dressed like they’re from the 2020s.

Whatever outfit I'm wearing on the day it finally happens, I'm going to wear it on that day every year afterward to commemorate the event.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

#bloomscrolling Seeing how the rocks will look in different areas using the test batch I painted this year. Still have to seal them.

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

#bliomscrolling. From the front patio.

So nobody’s ever told him how that book-turned-film series ends, huh

Cartoon shared by the artist, Ann Telnaes. A caricature of Donald Trump, angry face, weird shock of hair. He’s seated on the floor, bound up in a straitjacket. The buckles on the back read, “25th Amendment”. A very long red tie stretches out behind him.

It all feels like when you're bending a pencil and you can feel the tiny wood fibers deep inside popping and crackling through your fingertips before the thing finally snaps and splinters in half

"I love lamp!"

STEPHEN MILLER: I want you to make me look smart and statesmanlike. Like I've got gravitas. Like Churchill. CHRISTOPHER ANDERSON: Say no more, fam.

All your science are belong to us. #CAStrong www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

GUYS...

The VF photos are extremely poorly executed, with notable issues in framing and overall aesthetic. Ill-fitted pants by Maybelline Couch, Wiles resembling an overdressed hotel clerk, Rubio looking down, the USA flag at Carolyin not properly folded ...it's hysterically comical 😆 🤣

Helpful tip: if you have a photo interview coming up, schedule your lip filler at least two weeks ahead of time to allow the needle sores to heal and the filler to finish settling. Also, FFS, keep it to a couple of injection points per lip. Nobody wants to get trypophobia from looking at your face.

Got a flat of creeping thyme and am planting it along the walkways in this garden. Come spring, when folks come over, the thyme will have filled out and their feet will brush against it and release the lovely smell. And the blooming pink carpet will add a pop of color!

Good ol' Shaxs

Wax, you say?

Women, they're coming for our right to own property. nationalfairhousing.org/nfha-denounc...

It wasn't long ago that women were forced to have a male co-signer to get a credit card or a home loan. Now, the Trump administration wants to end protections against such discrimination. Take 45 seconds today to say "No way." nationalfairhousingalliance.salsalabs.org/ecoaregb/ind...

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

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I stand with my Jewish friends, wherever they live. Today and always. 🔯 I oppose Bibi. It's an easy distinction to make. Jewish people, the world over, are not responsible for his actions the same way that 75M Americans aren't responsible for trump's regime. Happy Hanukkah and please, stay safe. 🕎

...and no cattle.

Thinking about Virginia Giuffre a lot these days, and how that courageous woman ought to be living her life and all the human monsters who tortured her ought to be the ones six feet under.

Maralago Face makes ppl look decades older than their actual age. I get that it's about performative conspicuous consumption but the aesthetic truly makes people look lumpier and older and in a culture obsessed with looking younger, it's truly weird to observe these idiots making the choices they do

We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary:

I am deceased, y'all. 💀

"Pakled Planet is strong!"

Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?