ICE Now Demanding Papers From Off-Duty Cops Caught Driving While Brown www.wonkette.com/p/ice-now-de... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Canadian PM Mark Carney Declares Flame Of American Global Era Extinguished www.wonkette.com/p/canadian-p...

Meet Two Conservative Trolls Grifting Off Minneapolis Chaos Nick Shirley and Jake Lang try to take the white supremacist message to MN streets. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/meet-two-c...

If you want a morning roundup that puts the morning shows to shame, subscribe to this.

It's your Wednesday morning news roundup! After The American Age. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 21, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/after-the-... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Scott Jennings Gets Very Upset When People Call Him Human Garbage To His Face! www.wonkette.com/p/scott-jenn...

Trump's 'Great Healthcare Plan' Is Neither Great, Healthcare, Nor A Plan. Discuss! www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-gre... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

Best headline I’ve seen in a while

attn @wonkette.bsky.social (Also posted this in comments under the above Tabs post) Here is a gift link to that NYT article with the video (had it in an older Bluesky post): www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/v...

She didn’t name Donald Trump in her inaugural speech, and didn’t have to. Everyone knows who eliminated the jobs of roughly 23,000 federal workers who live(d) in Virginia. Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger Launches De-Youngkinization On Day One www.wonkette.com/p/virginia-g...

Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger Launches De-Youngkinization On Day One www.wonkette.com/p/virginia-g... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Are The Epstein Files In Greenland? Trump's fantasy of takeover heats up! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/are-the-ep...

That Time Lucy Parsons And The Radicals Got Their Heads Cracked, Arrested, And A Jobs Program (No, They Wanted The Jobs Program) www.wonkette.com/p/that-time-... By Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social

It's your Tuesday morning news roundup! For The Children. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 20, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/for-the-ch... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

If you want to be terrified for America’s future, look at what Trump’s thugs are doing. If you want to be inspired for America’s future, look at how ordinary Minnesotans refuse to be terrorized. It's Martin Luther King Day, Which Suddenly Seems Incredibly Relevant www.wonkette.com/p/its-martin...

It's Martin Luther King Day, Which Suddenly Seems Incredibly Relevant www.wonkette.com/p/its-martin... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

MN: ICE Gasses Suspected ANTIFA Babies With Flashbangs How will this end? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/mn-ice-gas...

Rummaging around my Twitter archive, I came across a link to a July 2020 blog post by @wonkettemedia.bsky.social about Bari Weiss "self-deporting". Liked it so much, I apparently donated $10. www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Worst Jack and Coke You Ever Had! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social

In case you weren't yet convinced you should be reading @wonkettemedia.bsky.social : "Mockery is one of the most powerful weapons in beating the living shit out of fascism. It’s also the most fun part of fighting fascism, or maybe the only fun part." Mock frequently. Mock cuttingly. Mock often.

Candace Owens: Charlie Kirk Was A Time Traveling, Telekinetic X-Man www.wonkette.com/p/candace-ow... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

they really are; they even were mean to Scott Adams dying. Let's all buy a hard copy People mag sometime in the next couple weeks. It wouldn't take much in the current magazine environment to make a HUGE difference in their bottom line.

There is no recalibrated or sanitized way to conduct the war that Trump and Stephen Miller are waging on American cities right now. That’s because it’s a campaign of deliberate terror. The policy *is* the terror, and the terror *is* the policy. newrepublic.com/article/2053...

Trump Gets Regifted Nobel Peace Prize, Is This What Being Obama Feels Like? www.wonkette.com/p/trump-get-...

"Machado...gave him her copy when she visited...yesterday. It is not actually his now, but she’s really debasing the fuck out of herself, either because she actually cares about her own people and wants to use it as leverage, or because she’s not a very good Nobel Peace Prize winner herself. Dunno."

Wonkette >>>> Reuters. You learn just as much, get to see what an actual critical question looks like, and you have way more fun.

Gov. Tim Walz Urges Minnesotans To Keep Calm, Carry Phones. Trump Freaks The F*ck Out. www.wonkette.com/p/gov-tim-wa... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Dementia Ward Nurse: Trump's Decaying Brain Was Only Joking To Reuters About Cancelling Elections Is REUTERS helping hide from the public that Trump's brain is oatmeal? A Wonkvestigation! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/dementia-w...

Trump Get Regifted Nobel Peace Prize, Is This What Being Obama Feels Like? www.wonkette.com/p/trump-get-... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Accountability Is Coming. Tabs, Fri., Jan. 16, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/accountabi... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

US Attorney Boxwine Harassing Lawmakers Who Reminded Troops Of Duty To Defy Illegal Orders www.wonkette.com/p/us-attorne...

When Will US Invade Greenland? What Channel Is Greenland Invasion On? Where Can I Get 'Invade Greenland' T-Shirts? www.wonkette.com/p/when-will-... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Ilhan Omar Vs. MyPillow Idiot Lady 'Reporter'. PLACE YR BETS. www.wonkette.com/p/ilhan-omar...

Texas Happy To Send Taxpayer Money To Religious Schools, Just Not Yours. www.wonkette.com/p/texas-happ... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Get Right Out Of Our Faces With This 'The ICE Officer Had Internal Bleeding' Crap www.wonkette.com/p/get-right-... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

“The US government is now, like Russia and Saudi Arabia, a petrostate under Trump and Republican rule… …It is therefore entirely unsurprising that NASA administrators are attempting to bury findings of its own agency that conflict with its climate denial agenda.”

Well Of Course They're Raiding The Washington Post! Did Jeff Bezos Think They Would Do *Not That*? www.wonkette.com/p/well-of-co... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

The premise of this article seems to be "Some people in rural areas are simply unable to tell when things are bad or not, when said things happen in the city." I don't think that's actually a thing.

And KEEP suing the MF'ers!

@wonkettemedia.bsky.social notes that AI isn't taking our jobs anytime soon, either www.wonkette.com/p/ai-may-be-...

"we need to see more of this from people whose privilege usually protects them. They could testify in private and ride out the political screeching (neither would be at any risk) but they’re instead saying hell no and courting a contempt charge *because* it would bring attention to Trump’s crimes"

WOW if you're not up to date on the Clinton Letter thing yet, @wonkettemedia.bsky.social has the best run-down ever, AS USUAL WONKETTE, WAY TO BE YOUR NORMAL AWESOME WONKETTE SELF. www.wonkette.com/p/hillary-cl...

It's your Thursday morning news roundup! You're Soaking In It! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 15, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/youre-soak... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned (By Calling Him A Pedo Protector) www.wonkette.com/p/hero-auto-...

Minnesota, Illinois Sue To Get Noem's Ghouls Out Of Their States And protestors also suing to make them cut the shit. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/minnesota-...

Hero Auto Worker Gives Trump Respect He's Earned (By Calling Him A Pedo Protector) www.wonkette.com/p/hero-auto-... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Hillary Clinton May Finally Get Lock-Her-Upped For Refusing Stupid Subpoena From Dipsh*t James Comer www.wonkette.com/p/hillary-cl... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Treas Sec Does NOT SEE Why We Let Poor People Send Money To Families Back Home! Welcome to Donthoritarian capitadism! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/treas-sec-...

Meanwhile, in Iran. One of the biggest reasons for the uprising in Iran right now, as far as I can tell: water. Only ~8% of the nation's water goes to people for drinking, bathing, etc. And even that's getting cut off.

It's your Wednesday morning news roundup! Pedo Protector! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 14, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/pedo-prote... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social