Who's Doing Pete Hegseth's WAR Shopping, Ronald Reagan's Big Bucks? You need millions of dollars in King Crab to keep up your energy for bombing schoolgirls. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/whos-doing...

Again, Wonkette's intrepid snarksters bring the fire. Beautiful.

It's your Wednesday morning news roundup! Me Gustas Tu! Tabs, Wed., March 11, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/me-gustas-... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Trump: You Can't Find Shoes Like These FLORSHEIMS! Unbelievable! For The Spring And Summer? Ohhhhhh! www.wonkette.com/p/trump-you-...

Oh Hey, More Corroboration Of Trump Accusations In The Epstein Files! Imagine that. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/oh-hey-mor...

DOGE Boys Stood Athwart History, Then Their Robots Deleted It Come watch these idiots try and fail to explain themselves! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/doge-boys-...

Karoline Leavitt Says An Iran War Draft Is Not Off The Table. Pardon? Excuse us? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/karoline-l...

Goodbye, Corey Lewandowski! Go Have The Life You Deserve! Now that the creep is out, his haters have dirt to spill. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/goodbye-co...

The Finest Funerary Trucker Cap: Tabs, Mon., March 9, 2026 News and things to read and watch! www.wonkette.com/p/the-finest...

With Reports Russia Is Giving Intelligence To Iran, Wonkette Asks: Is Trump Dead Yet? A Serenity Prayer for 2026. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/with-repor...

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jet Pilot! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social

Hey James Carville And Rahm Emanuel, It's Shut The F*ck Up Friday! www.wonkette.com/p/hey-james-... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

Donald Trump is a child rapist. www.wonkette.com/p/did-abused...

Wonkette is love, wonkette is life. One of the many sites I wish I had thousands to give to. Wonderful at twisting the knife a little via their sarcasm!

You gotta love Wonkette. This is all so great, but one fun tidbit I didn't know about the legislating going on in VA, with inimitable Wonkette flourish:

Did Abused Girl Once Almost Bite Donald Trump's Dick Off? Maybe, Could Be, Sounds Like It, Yeah. www.wonkette.com/p/did-abused... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Virginia's Got Some *Sic Semper Tyrannis* For Trump's Face! With full blue house, Gov. Abigail Spanberger and Lege take his agenda head on. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/virginias-...

Sen. Steve Daines Re-Gifts Montana Senate Seat To Weird Trumper www.wonkette.com/p/sen-steve-... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

You can always count on @wonkettemedia.bsky.social for the best in unflattering screen grabs. I still take the old Marj pic out every now and then, for the lulz. See comments.

Judge Boxwine Won’t Put Joe Biden In Jail For ‘Autopen,’ Because Idiot www.wonkette.com/p/judge-boxw... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Sh*t Still Going Down. Tabs, Fri., March 6, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/sht-still-... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noe... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too www.wonkette.com/p/guess-pete...

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Republicans Find Rock Bottom In Texas With Rep. Tony Gonzalez www.wonkette.com/p/republican... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

Trans Folks Stubbornly Continue To Exist In Kansas, Despite New Driver's License Law www.wonkette.com/p/trans-folk... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too www.wonkette.com/p/guess-pete... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

It's your Thursday morning news roundup! Life During Wartime. Tabs, Thurs., March 5, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/life-durin... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want www.wonkette.com/p/pete-hegse...

Day Five Of Operation Epstein Fury: Apocalypse Soonish Democrats cluck while the world descends into chaos By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/day-five-o...

FIFA Peace President Would Evacuate Americans From War Zone But Has Ballroom To Plan www.wonkette.com/p/fifa-peace... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. www.wonkette.com/p/excellent-...

Spire also did "being saved" books about the Japanese officer who led the Pearl Harbor attack, Watergate conspirator Chuck Colson, a Bund Deutscher Mädel girl, and Rev. Tom Skinner. Al Hartley, who drew "Archie," was an evangelical and helped Spire get a license for the Riverdale kids.

It's your Wednesday morning news roundup! Now That's What I Call Terrorism. Tabs, Wed., March 4, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/now-thats-... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-...

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War www.wonkette.com/p/crazed-ame... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Weirdos Making Bank Betting On When America Will Kill People www.wonkette.com/p/weirdos-ma... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Billary Tapes, Get Your Billary Tapes! www.wonkette.com/p/billary-ta... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

It's your Tuesday morning news roundup! JD Vance's Fault! Tabs, Tues., March 3, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/jd-vances-... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Is Trump Planning To Use War With Iran To Try To Steal The Midterms? We're not saying he's not! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/is-trump-p...

Bored Of Peace? Welcome To OPERATION EPIC FURY What now? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/bored-of-p...

Fury, Epic.: Tabs, Mon., March 2, 2026 News and things to read, watch and listen to By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/bored-of-p...

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social

CNN To Go MAGA, Just Like Practically Every Other Cable News Outlet www.wonkette.com/p/cnn-to-go-... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

If you want to know why the Clintons wanted public hearings and Comer Fudd and the rest of the GOP clown show did not, @marciej.bsky.social is here to help.

Government Still Shooting Lasers Into Sky Like Yosemite Sam Firing His Six-Shooters www.wonkette.com/p/government... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Myanmar couldn't kill Nurul Amin Shah Alam. That was left to the nation that granted him "refuge." But we don't do refuge anymore, unless you're a white South African. Nearly Blind Refugee Escapes Ethnic Cleansing In Myanmar, Dies In Trump's American Version www.wonkette.com/p/nearly-bli...

Hillary Clinton Flies UFO To House Oversight Committee Pizzagate Hearing 4-D chess thing. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/hillary-cl...