You know, for all these weirdos talk about "80 percent of women are competing for the top 20 percent of men!" I honestly cannot think of a single heterosexual couple I know in which the man is the better looking one.

Well, he walked off after he was asked about Andrew Tate. He also walked off *another* interview, with Andrew Callaghan recently after Callaghan asked him about some controversies instead of asking him for his scientific opinion on looksmaxxing techniques (possibly because he's not a scientist).

The background image here is killing me.

I realize I shouldn't torture myself by going to over to Not Twitter, but I am honestly simultaneously fascinated and horrified by how obsessed these people are with misery. Like, it's endless prattling (from men) on about how women will be MISERABLE if they put off getting married & having kids.

an aspiring cryptkeeper currently working as a federal judge said two Texas prosecutors and a sheriff can't be sued for charging a woman who had an abortion for murder, even though such a charge is explicitly forbidden in state law. me in @ballsandstrikes.org

Except we literally know that this happens, because processing trauma is hard and people try to convince themselves that everything is fine.

Weird thing I really appreciate — I just got a Mother's Day marketing message from InKind (don't mind their messages because I like discounts), but they offered an option to opt out of Mother's Day marketing messages specifically.

When you definitely know a doctor's outfit from a Jesus outfit.

Good job, AI!

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I find it weirdly annoying that every article about nail trends HAS to include either one with clear polish or one basic french manicure like people don't already know those are options.

Just started watching "Trust Me: The False Prophet" and as upsetting as this is probably going to be on a serious level, on a far less serious level I am pretty upset by the concept of a ventriloquist life coach. That's not okay.

I think that's the whole point.

I've started seeing people use the term "DARVO" for things that aren't even abuse-related, so I'm really going to need to point out that it's *also* exactly how someone would react if they were wrongfully accused of something.

“She slept her way to the top” allegations are dumb because a) they’re usually wrong and b) ok even when there’s some truth to it, that can be impressive sometimes. Could YOU do that? No need to be mad just because nobody is asking your mediocre looking ass to dick your way into a better salary

LIZA MINNELLI FOR QUEEN OF EVERYTHING!

Happy Birthday to Donita Sparks, American singer, guitarist, songwriter and co-founder of the punkrock / grunge band L7, born April 8, 1963, Chicago, Illinois Photo by Mick Hutson #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #donitasparks #l7 #history #punkrockhistory #otd

So to be clear, we started a completely illegal and unjust war, committed a bunch of war crimes, threatened genocide, killed hundreds of children, destroyed tens of thousands of innocent lives, and lost. Are we great again yet?

Strange People on the Hill is out today! If you feel this cultural moment—the “cold civil war”—has taken a toll on your psyche, this book will speak to you: www.boldtypebooks.com/titles/micha...

I know it's late, but I need you all to realize that as soon as we started paying attention to these races, Moms for Liberty & their ilk, started losing. They exploited a window of apathy & did a lot of damage, but they just cannot win when actually opposed. No unopposed elections anywhere.

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

I fully realize that this is just some "pick me" nonsense from the hell site, but I love that conservatives have worked to create this culture, to grasp tight to this kind of toxic masculinity, to designate men as "providers," and are now sad about it.

Starting a little collection

Absolutely living for the fact that Real Housewives of RI kicked off with people acting like moving to Providence from Cranston is like moving to another country.

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I kind of miss all of the silly April Fool's jokes that sites used to do?

If the Supreme Court rules that certain things have, technically, always been true, based on the constitution, and they rule that birthright citizenship is not and has never been a thing ... wouldn't it *have* to be retroactive?

I *swear* to god I've heard RFK Jr tell that placemat map story before but can find no evidence of this.

Omg I want to be friends with this owl. Even though I know its legs are probably weird.

I hope this is either a typo or im misreading Because no. Decriminalization of sex work does not make it harder to prosecute thise crimes BECAUSE THOSE CRIMES ARE NOT SEX WORK Those crimes are rape, trafficking, and sexual abuse of minors

Have I missed anything on this spreadsheet of right-wing grifter beefs?

Me, the older lady at the bar: "Let me tell you about the feminist internet space of the 2010s" ...

Fuck did we miss it again? www.northjersey.com/story/news/2...

Appropriate!

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Well, CAN Momtok survive Bahrain's offensive capabilities?!

Protip: If someone is enjoying a nice meal, let them do so without shitting all over it

Carbs, olive oil, wine, nicotine.

Do doctors not pierce baby ears anymore? Is that not a thing?

This is art.

This seems like a relatively old-timey issue, but the dude who tortured me throughout elementary school, and who I legitimately have ongoing nightmares about, just friend requested me on Facebook and I am honestly pretty mad about it?

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Could really use a solid low-stakes hate read right about now.

The "priceless" reaction is that ... he laughed? You just know that a pubescent Post writer Steven Nelson spent an inordinate amount of time standing slightly outside a group of middle school boys, awkwardly chiming in "Haha, that's gay!" to everything they said.

I love these journalistic fictions that normalize the administration and act like there are reasonable people there working to intelligently rein in dangerous impulses

I feel like I don't need to wear green, on account of my face.

Six years ago today, police killed Breonna Taylor during a no-knock raid at her home. She wasn’t even the target of the investigation. Now the Trump DOJ is doing away with the rules meant to prevent another tragedy like hers. My latest for @us.theguardian.com.

The Candace Owens trajectory is fascinating to watch. Her continued fame comes from bashing white women FOR white women. She should send Blake Lively and Erika Kirk gift baskets.

They didn't say 2004, but I always like to point out that Nader told Kerry he wouldn't run if Kerry chose just three campaign issues to endorse out of *20 pages* of campaign issues and Kerry said NO.

Wait until the folks at Evie find out about Valentino.