They're playing hold music on the plane while we're waiting to get off. Is that a thing now? Like, you're getting off a plane, here is some smooth jazz from 1984?

The state, represented by the office of Attorney General Letitia James, plans to ask judges to dismiss up to 500 prison sexual assault cases filed against it under the Adult Survivors Act, Hell Gate and New York Focus have learned.

I don’t know anything about this show but the subway ad tagline is “The very best have never faced a challenge like this” and the challenge in question appears to be: tug of war

Last year we got a tip about a children's pastor who'd managed to stay in ministry for decades even as allegations of sex abuse trailed him across four states. I kept pulling thread and found something far bigger: a 50-year pattern of abuse and cover-up in the largest Pentecostal denomination 🧵 1/

I cut my own bangs. It did not end well.

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

For a second, I thought "I'm actually looking forward to them finding out how difficult it actually is to win an employment discrimination lawsuit, because that will be hilarious" but then realized that they'd decide that it's only hard for *them.*

Every time my mind gets quiet for a second these past few days, I hear Melania's voice saying "Is it safe?" and honestly I think it might actually scare me MORE than the original. That's saying something given that I have to take a lorazepam every time I go to the dentist.

I may be an atheist at s professional level but will I ever turn down an opportunity to wear a costume? Absolutely the fuck not.

I don't understand what the Republican opposition to moisturizing is. A huge amount of this is caused just by slapping foundation on the face without doing any skin prep at all. Also — hot tip! Blush is not supposed to go down to your lips and orange bronzer definitely does not go on your nose.

I really hate the way Elizabeth Holmes has made me second guess myself every time I wear a black turtleneck.

This outfit has been following me around the internet and I would be lying if I said I wasn't just a little tempted. Perhaps even strongly tempted?

Right wing lunatics have really taken over the whole "ironic mustache" aesthetic. Although that probably means it isn't ironic anymore.

What the fuck kind of fucking ... who murders Rob Reiner? I mean, obviously it's terrible to murder anyone, but who the fuck murders Rob fucking Reiner?? I feel sick.

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

This is the only correct answer.

Honestly my favorite part of this is that Leah McSweeney (RHONY) was there. It really makes me feel validated in having hated her so much. (though, to be fair, so did the Red Scare t-shirt and the I Heart Jordan Peterson And My Woke Boyfriend Doesn't article) www.tmz.com/2025/12/10/l...

Given, well, everything, I do appreciate an opportunity to just write about fashion.

Oh christ, just saw that "Normalize not bringing up a your relatable story when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen" thing again. Always good to know who I want to avoid getting stuck talking to at a party.

I knew this day would come. They finally did it. They're actually hating on Dolly Fucking Parton now.

Second-most cursed Rae Dunn artifact.

The entire health insurance business model is built on taking your money and not giving it back to you/giving you anything for it. Hopefully people are starting to realize that this is not actually something that benefits us! www.wonkette.com/p/medicare-f...

Thinking of getting my sewing machine fixed just so I can invent a pair of sweater tights that actually stay up and become a millionaire/end the decades of torture and awkward tights-hiking/walking like Dick Van Dyke pretending to be a penguin in Mary Poppins that we have been subjected to.

Seeing Rolling Stone lay off multiple staff less than three weeks before Christmas, one of them Brittany Spanos, a cover story writer with 11 years at the title, really confirms how bad things are in media right now

I like how the hands are dessicated. Like, no one could mistake them for hands that are meant to be attached to humans just out of view. No, they are severed, rotting, dead hands, holding up a tiny, tiny world.

I wish all of these people who claim that they don't take vaccines because the Amish don't and they have lower rates of *observed* autism, likely because they're not seeing doctors or being diagnosed for it) would choose to emulate them instead by giving up electricity, internet and zippers.

No, YOU'RE drunk and listening to Raul Esparza's rendition of "Being Alive" on repeat.

I think people are a little more mad about his war crimes than his family's crimes against fashion, but I could be wrong.

proper support for my thigh boobs

Don't threaten me with a good time, targeted ads.

90% of my fucking online life is filling out new passwords and fucking authenticating what the fuck have all you big tech fuckers been doing you've been surveilling my online conduct for thirty years now you know it's fucking me trying to login here

Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.

So here I am thinking I look real cute in this $20 dress from Marshalls - worst case scenario, a little Disney princess/ casual Ren Faire. Then I go out to dinner and I get a "one of us" nod and smile from what I am pretty sure was a full on Mennonite. LE SIGH.

This is exactly what your entire soul needs right now.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I'm sorry, I'm in a bar so I can't scream, so I'm posting it here.

I'm sorry what? "Sorry lady, but you haven't been filing on time — and you know what that means! ABSTRACT NUDE OF YOU IN THE NEXT ISSUE!"

What kind of serial killers are out here eating shrimp like this?

Oh no I read the RFK jr blow job poem and I'm not okay.

Thank goodness the hyperbole police are here to protect the world from the offhanded disparagement of condiments.

Everyone who thinks MeToo went too far needs to consider that if MeToo had *gone far enough* we might never have heard from Ryan Lizza again.

I'm just saying, I think we can all agree that mayonnaise is a pox upon humanity.

i just don't understand why I can no longer find a fucking cheeseburger that isn't a smashburger and doesn't have fucking mayonnaise or "special sauce" on it anymore. It's actually very upsetting!

Holy shit, she's getting out. abcnews.go.com/culture/stor...

There's a story that King Henry I died from eating too many lampreys, after pointedly ignoring medical advice from his doctor who said he had to stop eating lampreys, and while that's probably entirely apocryphal, it *does* feel a tad poetic in this context.

I'm sorry — people can still poke you on Facebook?

kind of funny that the idea of "meritocracy" was supposed to be a pejorative by Michael Young

I like that they use the word "divisive" as if to imply that the REAL problem is that the people on either side of the split just can't get along with one another (which is, of course, really the fault of the "swastikas, nooses and confederate flags are bad" contingent).

This is so terrible but also I am so glad that it exists.