I stood in line for an hour for a croissant from Guillotine. No regrets. Except for the fact that I cannot finish a whole one.

My dress was about $2.50 from the pay by the pound thrift store. This Chloe top was $2150. I think I win.

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Oh my gosh, just saw that Louise Lasser died about a week ago. I someday hope to be able to watch "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman," as my mom talked about it a lot and I am just incredibly curious about it.

You know, the rates of autism in vaccinated and unvaccinated kids are virtually identical, so I'm actually kind of curious about what happens when people who don't get their kids vaccinated because they think vaccines cause autism find out their kids do, in fact, have autism.

Honestly cannot do this anymore. It's very boring! I actually think chasing after people who are more concerned with aesthetics than policy is entirely futile and in no way worth this endless pontificating?

No thank you!

Little late to this — but they've got TYRA as a judge on Project Runway now? Really? Huh.

"This isn't the Wyoming I know," he says. "Also, who is Matthew Shepherd again?"

Chanel x The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening

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Someone on this buss ringtone is Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You," and they don't know it but they are my new favorite person.

BRING 👏 BACK 👏 BOOK-IT 👏 FOR 👏 ADULTS

This woman has been the subject of three NYT pieces in 2025-26

Hot tip — there are some really good prices on some good sunscreen (and a pretty impressive sale in general) at Stylevana right now. This is the kind I've been using lately, because it's a better deal than the Biore watery essence, but ymmv www.stylevana.com/en_US/nivea-...

I need to get back into soap operas. I was always an NBC soaps girl, but stuff like this could turn me.

Damn, looks like The Daily Dot has taken a pretty hard turn to the Right.

OK, I am not the world's biggest Kenzie fan, but Dylan is a fucking drama queen. I'm sorry, but in retrospect, it's actually weird that he was sobbing about a girl he'd been "in a couple with" for three days kissing another dude. #LoveIslandUSA

I just found out about phrogging and oh dear lord ... I am not okay.

One thing I've found interesting, in looking at the various Love Island takes on various platforms, is the way that Xitter's general misogyny has just seeped into everything there — to the point where the most popular takes there are like, the exact opposite of every other site.

I started rewatching some of the earlier episodes of this season's Love Island and I'm sorry, but the entire narrative of "Oh, KC can't 'explore' other connections because Aniya will get upset" thing is even MORE bullshit than I thought it was. It really is just how he goes about things.

I'm pretty sure refreshers are just rebranded juice. The internet tells me that they are not juice, and are actually "juice plus other things" — but a lot of things are juice plus other things! Still juice! Vodka cranberry! Still technically cranberry juice. Plus Vodka. Not it's own thing,

This is the fucking "If you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" of war justifications.

OK, I never do this, but I got the Glass Skin Collagen Wrapping Mask by Dearboo in the Marshalls K-Beauty section, and holy crap it is amazing. Amaaaaaazing. I can't get over it. It's my first wrapping mask, so maybe they're all like this but I actually think it might be magic.

When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.

I just feel like there's a ceiling for how good matcha can be and it is never going to reach the "would wait in an hour-long line for it" threshold.

It fucking blows my mind that there are people who are like, "EXCUSE ME, the rainbow exists because one time God flooded the entire world, killed everyone except for one family and was then like "My bad! Real sorry about that, swear I'll never do it again — and here's a colorful arch to prove it!"

I just saw a guy coming out of the coffee shop on the corner of my street with a bird puppet, on his hand, that he was talking to like it was a person, and boy, that is ... I think I'm gonna need more coffee.

Just briefly misread Sec. Mullin as Sec. Muffin and for a moment, a better world seemed possible. (Obviously, in this better world, Sec. Muffin would be an adorable cat)

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

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Newport Jazz Fest from *I think* the late 70s (it was my mom's.).

I'm sorry, but a muffin with frosting is legally a cupcake. I'm not saying you can't have a cupcake for breakfast, but it's not a muffin.

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Either that or because "paper company." Most shows 20 years or older could not be made now, for a variety of reasons. Was just talking about "Step by Step" the other day. Could not be made today, because G-rated multi-camera shows about families are not the thing. Also, Suzanne Somers is dead.

drunk new england fishermen are just kind of like that

Oh, for sure. But also too — let's remember that these are also the same men who, mind you, are very obsessed with that hypergamy nonsense wherein, somehow, the "top" 80 percent of the women are dating the "top" 20 percent of the men.

(I didn’t make this, it was sent to me after the titan. Credit to the unknown creator)

Damn, was not aware that there was a Roman Polanski film starring Johnny Depp until it popped up on my Roku just now, but boy does that ever track, in retrospect.

I, too, live for art. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLR3...

honestly it's my porn.

Andy Warhol reenacts the scene in Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts is sad because they won't let her shop.

Is there a sport happening?

I really, really fucking hate the "Why do you think you're entitled to another person's labor?" argument, re: universal health care. Like, do they think that doctors in other countries work for free? Are they actually that daft? And why do we never see anyone actually question that logic?

It's actually kind of a bummer because there was a time when I met literally all of my friends at coffee shops. You'd literally just sit around all day and talk to people, often people you just met. It was pretty neat, actually.

Really, this is more of a "How fucked up a person do you have to be to listen to Tim Pool?" poll.

I made a typo when searching for info on the SAFE Act and the AI invented an entirely non-existent brand of sunscreen.

James Talarico spending the summer clogging every artery in his body to prove he’s not vegan reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry has to eat mutton to impress his carnivore girlfriend. I hope Talarico is putting most of the sausage into his napkin.

Every time I pass this billboard I feel the need to burst into "Wouldn't It Be Loverly."